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i got hit on by a black girl today
Topic Started: Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:02 (253 Views)
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oh god it was horrible

she was like "NICK you be hangin wit dem different girlfriends dont you?" and i was joking like "yeah, i go through five a week" (i regretted it very soon) and then she started talking about how my car was sexy (impalas are apparently stereotypically black) and- very seriously- asking me if i would take her around town and she would not go away and i was getting scared and saying "wtf go away bitch" (paraphrased)

and then to my horror she said something along the lines of "you can bite my double D's!"

i kind of threw up a little inside at the thought of that

and before you ask, she's the pure incarnation of a fat black female crackhead. she has problems blinking and even has two gold teeth, damnit

this has been one of the worst experiences of my life










in before racist
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uber
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Sexy Beast
Just tell her you're interested in someone else or something >_>


Or you could just man up and bite those double Ds.
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MechaGrievous
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Run, don't walk, in the opposite direction.
I'd never date a black chick.
>_>
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VaporTrail
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This could've been titled "I got hit on by a fatass." or "I got hit on by a crackhead" or "I got hit on by a nasty woman." But no.

Bigot.
>_>
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luciferxsage
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What if you got everything you ever wanted, and it still sucked?
I gotta agree with Vape...

:damnit:
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Banned yet Again
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*reads ages post*
:sepukku:
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ages
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pure incarnation of fat female crackhead
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Phazorn
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NOTHING
I just tell people I'm gay


















<_<
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VaporTrail
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Tell her she's fat and a slob, and you aren't even the slightest bit attracted to her.

That should get the point across. Oh, and you might want to leave out the first part unless you want to get punched in the face.
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RikusSexSlave
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As soon as I find out how to be gay, I'm going to marry the shit out of Phazon.
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RikusSexSlave
May 14 2008, 7:39:14 PM
As soon as I find out how to be gay, I'm going to marry the shit out of Phazon.

XFD

I laughed really hard at that for awhile.

Then laughed again.

Comment of the year for me >_>
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Arwing
I think the story where my Grandma ran me over was worse.
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May 15 2008, 12:39:14 AM
As soon as I find out how to be gay, I'm going to marry the shit out of Phazon.

Combine your Avi with your sig.
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Leos Axe
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AGAIN?
I'd have bit her Double Ds. Then I'd have bit your foot long.
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Adfest
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The darker the berry...
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Adfest
May 14 2008, 10:39:25 PM
The darker the berry...

...the more gold teeth she has
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Hit that shit.
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Troetelbeertje
Double Ds? You let that go?

Shame on you, you know you can't ever load those with dial-up.
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Choco
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YEE-HAW!
The Choco is not pleased with this topic.
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oh shit she saw me in walmart yesterday

she had fucking rollers in her hair

at walmart

during the day

wtff
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