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| Tweet Topic Started: Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:02 (253 Views) | |
| ages | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:02 Post #1 |
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oh god it was horrible she was like "NICK you be hangin wit dem different girlfriends dont you?" and i was joking like "yeah, i go through five a week" (i regretted it very soon) and then she started talking about how my car was sexy (impalas are apparently stereotypically black) and- very seriously- asking me if i would take her around town and she would not go away and i was getting scared and saying "wtf go away bitch" (paraphrased) and then to my horror she said something along the lines of "you can bite my double D's!" i kind of threw up a little inside at the thought of that and before you ask, she's the pure incarnation of a fat black female crackhead. she has problems blinking and even has two gold teeth, damnit this has been one of the worst experiences of my life in before racist |
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| uber | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:06 Post #2 |
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Just tell her you're interested in someone else or something >_> Or you could just man up and bite those double Ds. |
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| MechaGrievous | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:14 Post #3 |
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Paddle
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Run, don't walk, in the opposite direction. I'd never date a black chick. >_> |
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| VaporTrail | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:14 Post #4 |
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Light Warrior
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This could've been titled "I got hit on by a fatass." or "I got hit on by a crackhead" or "I got hit on by a nasty woman." But no. Bigot. >_> |
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| luciferxsage | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:16 Post #5 |
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What if you got everything you ever wanted, and it still sucked?
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I gotta agree with Vape...
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| Banned yet Again | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:23 Post #6 |
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*reads ages post* :sepukku: |
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| ages | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:24 Post #7 |
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pure incarnation of fat female crackhead |
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| Phazorn | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:31 Post #8 |
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I just tell people I'm gay <_< |
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| VaporTrail | Wednesday 14-05-2008, 21:38 Post #9 |
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Light Warrior
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Tell her she's fat and a slob, and you aren't even the slightest bit attracted to her. That should get the point across. Oh, and you might want to leave out the first part unless you want to get punched in the face. |
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| RikusSexSlave | Thursday 15-05-2008, 00:39 Post #10 |
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Fuckin Hadoken
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As soon as I find out how to be gay, I'm going to marry the shit out of Phazon. |
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| Phazorn | Thursday 15-05-2008, 00:59 Post #11 |
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XFD I laughed really hard at that for awhile. Then laughed again. Comment of the year for me >_> |
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| Hypermariox | Thursday 15-05-2008, 01:29 Post #12 |
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Arwing
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I think the story where my Grandma ran me over was worse. |
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| MechaGrievous | Thursday 15-05-2008, 01:32 Post #13 |
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Paddle
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Combine your Avi with your sig. |
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| Leos Axe | Thursday 15-05-2008, 01:49 Post #14 |
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I'd have bit her Double Ds. Then I'd have bit your foot long. |
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| Adfest | Thursday 15-05-2008, 03:39 Post #15 |
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The Passion of the Fest
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The darker the berry... |
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| ages | Thursday 15-05-2008, 12:17 Post #16 |
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...the more gold teeth she has |
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| GunslingerChris | Thursday 15-05-2008, 16:15 Post #17 |
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Hit that shit. |
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| Omgarm | Thursday 15-05-2008, 20:29 Post #18 |
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Double Ds? You let that go? Shame on you, you know you can't ever load those with dial-up. |
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| Choco | Friday 16-05-2008, 03:15 Post #19 |
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YEE-HAW!
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The Choco is not pleased with this topic. |
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| ages | Friday 16-05-2008, 11:40 Post #20 |
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oh shit she saw me in walmart yesterday she had fucking rollers in her hair at walmart during the day wtff |
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