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I need a new cage for my pet rat.
Topic Started: Sunday 11-05-2008, 23:35 (421 Views)
Fermicelli
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Can anyone suggest me something nice?

...

I mean, hi, Foxx.
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You are full of lies. You keep rats?

And hi.
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You are full of lies.

Among other things.

You keep rats?

Well, I do and don't at the same time. It depends on what you consider keeping rats. In a cage? No. In the wall that separates me from my neighbor? Most likely. :saturn:
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Ahh.

well that's more of a spectator pet than anything, then. You're also probably keeping fleas by proxy. Yay.
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ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FUCKS
I associated the topic title to fox inmediately
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You're also probably keeping fleas by proxy. Yay.


That's why I love my neighbor. By the way his apartment looks, I think the fleas prefer to go there.
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AGAIN?
I thought TW went off in his pants a needed to buy some new ones because his load was so big.
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You should get your rat a nice, spacious snake.
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You can probably lure the rat out with nutella. hell, by one of those humane traps and load it with nutella. Then just put it on your neighbor's doorstep and let him have at it.
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Foxx
May 12 2008, 1:01:18 AM
hell, by one of those humane traps and load it with nutella.

I...

Am too much of a sadist, I fear. :saturn:

But you're probably right. Wouldn't want my neighbor to step into a trap and have his toes snapped off or something.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
May 11 2008, 6:53:42 PM
I associated the topic title to foxx inmediately

:yeah:
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So is nutella the best way to lure a rodent out? My friend lives in a cabin and people treat the place like a barn, constantly leaving doors and shit open which lead to our discovery of three little (perhaps blind) mice the other day. We managed to trap two of the mice between...like five of us with buckets and dustpans and tossed them out into the field outside, but the third one kept fucking with us the whole night, evading us the whole time.

He eventually tried setting a trap, but the mouse snatched whatever bait he used and disappeared once more. I have to say, I kind of like the gravitas the little bastard has.
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The problem with the spring loaded traps is they rarely kill the animal right away, and usually hit them on something like a leg or tail. The animal ends up either gnawing off the body part to escape. or they die of dehydration in the trap. Not good stuff.
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Foxx
May 12 2008, 1:13:19 AM
The animal ends up either gnawing off the body part to escape. or they die of dehydration in the trap.

It's their own fault for not properly using the machine, I guess.

...Nah, I could never consciously hurt an animal.
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I'm a sucker who catches spiders inside and tosses them outside instead of squishing. :S
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I just leave the spiders inside.

How can I say no when there's EIGHT freaking puppy-dog eyes on me?
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Spiders freak me the fuck out. Instead of killing one I will just evacuate the room it is in.
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Zersch
May 11 2008, 7:32:15 PM
Spiders freak me the fuck out. Instead of killing one I will just evacuate the room it is in.

this.
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I play with spiders...>_>

They like rappelling down my fingers.
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I just went to go fire up the grill and there was a big spider!
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