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Why I haven't recently graced you with my presence
Topic Started: Thursday 30-08-2007, 00:26 (223 Views)
RikusSexSlave
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Fuckin Hadoken
So I needed a new laptop for college, and Best Buy (an electronics store) had this phenomenal sale on a near-gaming quality notebook for only $700, so I jumped on that. Turns out that my Best Buy didn't have it, and the only other one nearby got robbed and didn't have them either (though they didn't bother to tell me that before the hour long drive there). I ended up buying a floor model, thinking a few germs was worth the 10% discount.
I take it home and get to installing my old programs, and it dies. It could open up any folders, but no programs, no matter how hard I double-clicked.
I take it back to Geek Squad since its repair was covered in the warranty. The guy says they're going to do a total memory wipe and have it back to me the next morning.
I show up the next day and they say that it still isn't ready, that I should try the next morning. I show up today, and here's my conversation;
"Hey, I dropped off my laptop for a wipe two days ago and I want to know if it's ready"
~An unnaturally long 10 minutes later~
Agent: No, it's still not ready, though it should be by tomorrow morning.
Me: Are you sure? That's what I've told for the past 2 days now.
Agent: Alright, to be honest, it might take another 10 days. Seems like someone forgot about it and I've only just plugged it in.
Me: Fuck that shit, my warranty dies out in 10 days, give it back and let me tear that shit apart myself.
Agent: No, no, we'll extend the warranty after we give it back to you.
That's when I bust a cap in his ass and came on his face.

FUCK YOU GEEK SQUAD
So yeah, I've been absent because some 20 year-old good for nothing who wipes his nose with his hand far too often during a normal conversation with people has been incapable of doing his job of plugging in a computer and pressing a button.
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ZessF
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*doesn't read*

*is graced*

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The Slurpee Man
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Pop a fuckin' cap in his ass, niia.

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Phazorn
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NOTHING
RikusSexSlave
Aug 29 2007, 07:26 PM
phenomenal

My boss at the grocery store has an unhealthy love of this word.

When someone asks how my day is going, I'm supposed to say "PHENOMENAL, HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!"

>_>

And Hi ^_^b

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Phazorn
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NOTHING
Geek Squad considers people that are not them idiots.

>_>

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OHJOY90
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That's ridiculous man, and it reminds me that my computer is still being fixed since....January? Mother fuckers.
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darkstar
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Best Buy service has let me down numerous times. >_<
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Adam
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A wipe of memory? That shit doesn't even take 10 minutes, let alone 10 days.
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Fermicelli
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10 days is just ridiculous.
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