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A beautiful story...
Topic Started: Tuesday 28-08-2007, 14:11 (342 Views)
Korru
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Two weeks ago I was minding my own business playing DotA, then all the sudden I heard a loudspeaker turn on. It was the police!
"Korruptor you are surrounded! Get out of the house with your hands up!" said a cop through the loudspeaker.
I laughed, I knew a bunch of cops wouldn't stop me. So I pulled out my AWP and sniped the cop with the loudspeaker. The cops startled with fear.
"You're not taking me alive!" I said. Then the cops went mad and heavy gunfire rained on my house. "Shit" I thought, I pulled out my grenade and randomly threw it to them.
BOOM! Dead bodies dropping I heard. I peeked through the window to check what happened and half of the cops got blown up. Then a SWAT truck came and cops came out shooting me with dual pistols like drunk Mexicans. I moved to another window so I could get a shot. BOOM! One of the SWAT members is left in a pool of blood. Then they threw flashbangs at me. I rolled under a bed to cover my eyes. Then I heard footsteps coming up the door. I hid behind the couch with my AK to get ready for the massacre.
Then cops came out and I went shooting like crazy, blood flied everywhere. Then I ran out of bullets. A cop came up with a pistol.
"I gotcha now you bastard, you will pay for this" said the cop, I ducked my head behind the couch, I heard a gunshot then silence, I thought I was dead. After a few moments, I realized that I was still alive and checked what happened. I saw the same cop dead, I was surprised. I didn't shoot the guy. Then it all made sense...

























The AWESOMEness of the couch I bought in Flea Market Montgomery reflected the bullet back to the cop. It was a miracle of Sammy. I jump on the bed that I also bought in FMM and used it AWESOMEness to fly of out of there. The cops didn't even bother shooting me because they were awed by the AWESOMEness of Sammy...
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OmegaX
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Praise be to Sammy.

:sammy:
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MLWW
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Dutch Bastard
XFD 10/10 story would read again.
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The Slurpee Man
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:sammy:
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anima1111
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*sniffles*


that WAS beautiful
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Adam
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Epic.
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TigerRageD
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Robot Buster
nods in agreement
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
I did not expect that.

So much win in one story? ;_;
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Phazorn
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NOTHING
To quote Ecto:

"10/10. Would erase mind and read again"
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darkstar
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Greater than underscore greater than.
:sammy:

Godsend be Sammy.
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Legoroll
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Dr. Pepper
8/10 Perfect Story!
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RikusSexSlave
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Fuckin Hadoken
Dios bendiga Samuel.
:sammy:
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Banned yet Again
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Time Travelling Swordsman
how could one story be so damned perfect!!!!!!!

:sammy:
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Alch
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Santa Saturns
Brings a tear to my eye
*sniff*

:sammy:
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OHJOY90
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C4 Layer
Are you hiding out at the secret base now? I'll bring the beer, nachos, dip and the Die Hard trilogy. <_<

..... :sammy:
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Korru
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I'm with Sammy...
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