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| Tweet Topic Started: Tuesday 28-08-2007, 14:11 (342 Views) | |
| Korru | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 14:11 Post #1 |
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King of the Koopas
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Two weeks ago I was minding my own business playing DotA, then all the sudden I heard a loudspeaker turn on. It was the police! "Korruptor you are surrounded! Get out of the house with your hands up!" said a cop through the loudspeaker. I laughed, I knew a bunch of cops wouldn't stop me. So I pulled out my AWP and sniped the cop with the loudspeaker. The cops startled with fear. "You're not taking me alive!" I said. Then the cops went mad and heavy gunfire rained on my house. "Shit" I thought, I pulled out my grenade and randomly threw it to them. BOOM! Dead bodies dropping I heard. I peeked through the window to check what happened and half of the cops got blown up. Then a SWAT truck came and cops came out shooting me with dual pistols like drunk Mexicans. I moved to another window so I could get a shot. BOOM! One of the SWAT members is left in a pool of blood. Then they threw flashbangs at me. I rolled under a bed to cover my eyes. Then I heard footsteps coming up the door. I hid behind the couch with my AK to get ready for the massacre. Then cops came out and I went shooting like crazy, blood flied everywhere. Then I ran out of bullets. A cop came up with a pistol. "I gotcha now you bastard, you will pay for this" said the cop, I ducked my head behind the couch, I heard a gunshot then silence, I thought I was dead. After a few moments, I realized that I was still alive and checked what happened. I saw the same cop dead, I was surprised. I didn't shoot the guy. Then it all made sense... The AWESOMEness of the couch I bought in Flea Market Montgomery reflected the bullet back to the cop. It was a miracle of Sammy. I jump on the bed that I also bought in FMM and used it AWESOMEness to fly of out of there. The cops didn't even bother shooting me because they were awed by the AWESOMEness of Sammy... |
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| OmegaX | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 14:14 Post #2 |
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Praise be to Sammy. :sammy: |
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| MLWW | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 14:15 Post #3 |
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Dutch Bastard
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XFD 10/10 story would read again. |
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| The Slurpee Man | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 14:50 Post #4 |
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:sammy: |
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| anima1111 | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 15:20 Post #5 |
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Asteroid Buster
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*sniffles* that WAS beautiful |
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| Adam | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 15:49 Post #6 |
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Proto Fal'Cie
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Epic. |
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| TigerRageD | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 16:03 Post #7 |
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Robot Buster
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nods in agreement |
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| Omgarm | Tuesday 28-08-2007, 16:22 Post #8 |
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Troetelbeertje
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I did not expect that. So much win in one story? ;_; |
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| Phazorn | Wednesday 29-08-2007, 00:05 Post #9 |
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NOTHING
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To quote Ecto: "10/10. Would erase mind and read again" |
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| darkstar | Wednesday 29-08-2007, 01:18 Post #10 |
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Greater than underscore greater than.
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:sammy: Godsend be Sammy. |
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| Legoroll | Thursday 30-08-2007, 00:25 Post #11 |
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Dr. Pepper
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8/10 Perfect Story! |
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| RikusSexSlave | Thursday 30-08-2007, 00:28 Post #12 |
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Fuckin Hadoken
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Dios bendiga Samuel. :sammy: |
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| Banned yet Again | Thursday 30-08-2007, 01:02 Post #13 |
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Time Travelling Swordsman
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how could one story be so damned perfect!!!!!!! :sammy: |
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| Alch | Thursday 30-08-2007, 01:07 Post #14 |
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Santa Saturns
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Brings a tear to my eye *sniff* :sammy: |
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| OHJOY90 | Thursday 30-08-2007, 02:29 Post #15 |
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C4 Layer
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Are you hiding out at the secret base now? I'll bring the beer, nachos, dip and the Die Hard trilogy. <_< ..... :sammy: |
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| Korru | Thursday 30-08-2007, 04:35 Post #16 |
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King of the Koopas
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I'm with Sammy... |
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