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Toilet woes
Topic Started: Sunday 26-08-2007, 00:22 (447 Views)
Cole
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The main toilet in the house (read: the one not in my room) just had a water party.

The hose that pumps the water to the toilet snapped and started shooting water everywhere like a fucking pressure washer. There was a knob there to turn off the water but it hadn't been used in so long it had rusted into place and for the life of me I couldn't get it to shut off.

I put the hose in a bucket, which I knew would fill up in less than two seconds and made a mad dash for the basement where I turned off the water to the entire house. I ran back up here and the water is off, the hose had rocketed off of the toilet all together and was laying halfway out of the bathroom and there is just water everywhere.

I've put like 50 towels at the door to my room trying to keep the water back from seeping behind my TV which is right at the door practically. I can't get a hold of any businesses that will come down here and clean this shit up.

Suggestions? I'm running out of towels.
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Cole
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Sorry guess I should've added:

fuck fuck drama fuck hahahaha nuts penis wang dickdickdick
fuck box of fuck cylindrical cum socket wang wanker wankwankwank
:sammy: :sk: :sammy: :sk: :ONOZ:

Now...suggestions please.
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Adam
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I have no ideas to give you. I think I would be frantically running around the house if that happened.
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Worm
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Diapers.
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Judge Doom
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Aug 25 2007, 09:02 PM
Diapers.

way too expensive for something like this. we use kitty litter to clean up spills at work, I dont know if that would really help you or not though. anyone you know have a shop vac?
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Obviously the solution would be to reverse the pumping mechanism and siphon all the water back into the septic tank.

...

Hey, it'll be possible in the future.
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Judge Doom
Aug 25 2007, 08:21 PM
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Aug 25 2007, 09:02 PM
Diapers.

way too expensive for something like this. we use kitty litter to clean up spills at work, I dont know if that would really help you or not though. anyone you know have a shop vac?

I meant ditch the toilet altogether and just use diapers.
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Aug 25 2007, 11:06 PM
Judge Doom
Aug 25 2007, 08:21 PM
Drummer
Aug 25 2007, 09:02 PM
Diapers.

way too expensive for something like this. we use kitty litter to clean up spills at work, I dont know if that would really help you or not though. anyone you know have a shop vac?

I meant ditch the toilet altogether and just use diapers.

:yeah:
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The Drummer is wise.

:worship:
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Phazorn
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I don't see how someone can have a diaper fetish and tell you to go to the bathroom in them

>_>

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Phazon
Aug 26 2007, 12:22 AM
I don't see how someone can have a diaper fetish and tell you to go to the bathroom in them

>_>

Easy.
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Aug 25 2007, 08:43 PM
Sorry guess I should've added:

fuck fuck drama fuck hahahaha nuts penis wang dickdickdick
fuck box of fuck cylindrical cum socket wang wanker wankwankwank
:sammy:  :sk:  :sammy:  :sk:  :ONOZ:

Now...suggestions please.

Use a vacuum made for sucking up water. Use a straw and drink it. Use clothes. Say "Fuck it" and walk away. Turn on the heater and hope that dries it up. Buttsecks.

:ONOZ: :ONOZ: :ONOZ: :ONOZ: :ONOZ:
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Phazon
Aug 25 2007, 11:22 PM
I don't see how someone can have a diaper fetish and tell you to go to the bathroom in them

>_>

Pretty easy.
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Phazorn
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Well obviously.

I just said I didn't understand it.
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Phazon
Aug 26 2007, 12:51 AM
Well obviously.

I just said I didn't understand it.

Come over to my house, I'll explain it all to you ^_~
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ZessF
Aug 26 2007, 12:09 AM
Phazon
Aug 26 2007, 12:51 AM
Well obviously.

I just said I didn't understand it.

Come over to my house, I'll explain it all to you ^_~

:yeah:
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Phazorn
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I'm going to leave now >_>

If anyone comes into my house, they're getting raped with a fork.




So yeah.
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Phazon
Aug 26 2007, 12:23 AM
I'm going to leave now >_>

If anyone comes into my house, they're getting raped with a fork.




So yeah.

"Oh, well hello there Phazon, your grandma came in for a surprise visit!"

*stealth shiv*

"Oh, dear, oh dear, the blood is EVERYwhere!"

Grandma, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Worm
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Grandma wears diapers too! >_>
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Phazon
Aug 26 2007, 01:23 AM
I'm going to leave now >_>

If anyone comes into my house, they're getting raped with a fork.




So yeah.

Not if I bring my super defense mechanism!

*pulls out spoon*

Ha!
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