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| Tweet Topic Started: Sunday 26-08-2007, 00:22 (444 Views) | |
| Cole | Sunday 26-08-2007, 00:22 Post #1 |
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The main toilet in the house (read: the one not in my room) just had a water party. The hose that pumps the water to the toilet snapped and started shooting water everywhere like a fucking pressure washer. There was a knob there to turn off the water but it hadn't been used in so long it had rusted into place and for the life of me I couldn't get it to shut off. I put the hose in a bucket, which I knew would fill up in less than two seconds and made a mad dash for the basement where I turned off the water to the entire house. I ran back up here and the water is off, the hose had rocketed off of the toilet all together and was laying halfway out of the bathroom and there is just water everywhere. I've put like 50 towels at the door to my room trying to keep the water back from seeping behind my TV which is right at the door practically. I can't get a hold of any businesses that will come down here and clean this shit up. Suggestions? I'm running out of towels. |
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| Cole | Sunday 26-08-2007, 00:43 Post #2 |
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Sorry guess I should've added: fuck fuck drama fuck hahahaha nuts penis wang dickdickdick fuck box of fuck cylindrical cum socket wang wanker wankwankwank :sammy: :sk: :sammy: :sk: Now...suggestions please. |
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| Adam | Sunday 26-08-2007, 00:57 Post #3 |
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I have no ideas to give you. I think I would be frantically running around the house if that happened. |
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| Worm | Sunday 26-08-2007, 01:02 Post #4 |
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Diapers. |
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| Judge Doom | Sunday 26-08-2007, 01:21 Post #5 |
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way too expensive for something like this. we use kitty litter to clean up spills at work, I dont know if that would really help you or not though. anyone you know have a shop vac? |
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Sunday 26-08-2007, 01:24 Post #6 |
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Obviously the solution would be to reverse the pumping mechanism and siphon all the water back into the septic tank. ... Hey, it'll be possible in the future. |
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| Worm | Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:06 Post #7 |
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I meant ditch the toilet altogether and just use diapers. |
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| OmegaX | Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:07 Post #8 |
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Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:17 Post #9 |
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The Drummer is wise.
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| Phazorn | Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:22 Post #10 |
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I don't see how someone can have a diaper fetish and tell you to go to the bathroom in them >_> |
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Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:24 Post #11 |
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Easy. |
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| Alch | Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:29 Post #12 |
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Use a vacuum made for sucking up water. Use a straw and drink it. Use clothes. Say "Fuck it" and walk away. Turn on the heater and hope that dries it up. Buttsecks.
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| Worm | Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:32 Post #13 |
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Pretty easy. |
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| Phazorn | Sunday 26-08-2007, 04:51 Post #14 |
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Well obviously. I just said I didn't understand it. |
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Sunday 26-08-2007, 05:09 Post #15 |
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Come over to my house, I'll explain it all to you ^_~ |
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| Worm | Sunday 26-08-2007, 05:10 Post #16 |
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| Phazorn | Sunday 26-08-2007, 05:23 Post #17 |
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I'm going to leave now >_> If anyone comes into my house, they're getting raped with a fork. So yeah. |
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| Adam | Sunday 26-08-2007, 05:35 Post #18 |
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"Oh, well hello there Phazon, your grandma came in for a surprise visit!" *stealth shiv* "Oh, dear, oh dear, the blood is EVERYwhere!" Grandma, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Worm | Sunday 26-08-2007, 05:39 Post #19 |
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Grandma wears diapers too! >_> |
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Sunday 26-08-2007, 05:39 Post #20 |
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Not if I bring my super defense mechanism! *pulls out spoon* Ha! |
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