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So hmm ... Adfest ... do you work in a hospital?; <_<
Topic Started: Sunday 22-04-2007, 22:35 (131 Views)
Wakapanda Of Doom
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What is your job? Medic, male nurse?

*is interested*

>_>

you may be helpful in my future doubts

<_<
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Cole
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Yeah, I want some Morphine too, Panda.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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>_>

i'm obviously interested for my studies

<_<

and that's the only reason...

really

>_>
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Actually I'm a filthy flashight cop. Aka Security guard -_-

I've considered getting EMT certified and trying that out. The pay is far better, but I really don't think I could handle giving spongebaths to people covered in shit. (yes, I've seen it more than once).

While I do somewhat despise myself for being a rent-a-cop, it came to my attention recently that I am less hated than the average security guard. It's something along the lines of Hospital Security > Mall Security > Other Security. God willing this dead end (albeit fun) job will only be a resumé stain by the end of the year.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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<_<

>_>

So you're only staying this year?
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Apr 22 2007, 06:00 PM
Actually I'm a filthy flashight cop. Aka Security guard -_-

I've considered getting EMT certified and trying that out. The pay is far better, but I really don't think I could handle giving spongebaths to people covered in shit. (yes, I've seen it more than once).

While I do somewhat despise myself for being a rent-a-cop, it came to my attention recently that I am less hated than the average security guard. It's something along the lines of Hospital Security > Mall Security > Other Security. God willing this dead end (albeit fun) job will only be a resumé stain by the end of the year.

You "Security" Gaurds for the Hospital tasered a man leaving with his baby and his convulsions caused him to drop it, and it is now retarded for life.

GOOD GOING.

<_<
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I've been here for 5 years... 5 years and I've received less than $1 in raises -_-
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Phazorn
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Apr 22 2007, 06:08 PM
I've been here for 5 years... 5 years and I've received less than $1 in raises -_-

Because you tasered a baby, right

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Cole
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Dear Lord man, they are shitting on you there.

But being a security guard at a hospital sounds kind of fun. Are there any stories that you can legally share about putting the smackdown on people in the ICU?
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Phazon
Apr 22 2007, 06:07 PM
You "Security" Gaurds for the Hospital tasered a man leaving with his baby and his convulsions caused him to drop it, and it is now retarded for life.

GOOD GOING.

<_<

I heard about that. The man wasn't "leaving with his baby", he was stealing the baby. That's all I know for a fact. I can only assume it was actually a cop who tazed the fellow seeing as we're not issued tasers, then again different departments have different policies.

It's a shame it went down like that. I can think of so many ways it could have gone better, but I don't know what the situation was like. There was one incident with a taser here. A crisis patient pulled a knife on security and threatened to kill them. They locked him in the room and waited for police to show up with the taser. The police went in and gave him every opportunity to put the knife down before toasting his ass.

Turns out the guy was half criple. He had two leg braces and could barely walk. A whole bunch of people got butt hurt because police tased him instead of.. I dunno... gentilly removing the stabbing weapon and giving him a lolly.

It was actually that incident that made the hospital decide not to allow security to carry tasers. It was bullshit in my opinion, but I can kind of see where they are coming from when they worry about someond doing something stupid. I can think of more than one person I work with who shouldn't even be allowed to carry pepper foam.

Oh the drama and politics...
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*Thinks of that episode of Scrubs* <_<
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