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Hey guess what I did peoples!; Oh yeah, and happy Chronica(4/20)
Topic Started: Saturday 21-04-2007, 00:30 (189 Views)
Tyler Durden
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I got possessed! Apparently...or actually, not really. Since our electricity got cut off, me and my friends have been bored and decided to make a Ouija Board. So yeah, we talk to a couple "spirits" and then one eventually comes up that didn't talk coherently. Well, on this one, I asked it to possess me. It started moving around the board really fucking fast, making the infinity symbol, which is apparently bad...and needed for possession. So it starts doing it, and while it's doing it I ask it how many more times until I get possessed. The thing went to '9' and immediately started doing the infinity symbol again. I let it go 12 times instead of 9, and afterwards I asked it if I was possessed and it went to yes. So we quit, and later on we try again but this time we want to talk to somebody else. Well, it didn't work out because we apparently got the same 'demon' doing the infinity symbol. I asked it if I was possessed again, and again it went to yes.

So after that, I smoke a bowl, then we ask it if it liked the weed in my system, and it went to yes. So apparently, I have a stoner demon in my body. You guys better watch out...or something. Regardless, it is day 2 and still nothing weird has happened. Know why? Because the Ouija Board is a trick and can't really summon demons.

And also, happy 4/20! I have to work all night tonight(on my lunch right now), so It won't be 4/20 by the time I get off work. But hey, did you know that tommorow is also a national weed smoker's holiday? It's 4/21 more time baby! So yeah, get to smoking for those of you here that do that. For those who don't, you're missing out and I feel sorry for your pure Christian souls...or whatever.

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Cole
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Hell yeah, weed smoking demons rule.

*Salutes Tyler*
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OHJOY90
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...Are you sure you weren't high before all that? <_<
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Steve Jobs
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I approve of this topic.
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Judge Doom
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Stoner Demons FTfuckingW!
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Omgarm
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I want to be a stoner demon when I die :(
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Judge Doom
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Apr 21 2007, 03:19 AM
I want to be a stoner demon when I die :(

you care too much to become a demon. you might be the first stoner angel though.

*prepares the religious flame shield*
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Omgarm
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Troetelbeertje
That would be even more awesome O_O :thumbsup:
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OHJOY90
Apr 20 2007, 07:43 PM
...Are you sure you weren't high before all that? <_<

:yeah:

Must have been one heck of a trip.
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