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What should the two detectives be named?
PO and Nudo 0 (0%)
Korruptor and Sinister 2 (22.2%)
Oreon and BTB 0 (0%)
Phazon and TaCo 5 (55.6%)
How about <name> and <name>? Please specify who. 1 (11.1%)
You're an idiot, and by no means should you continue. 1 (11.1%)
Total Votes: 9
In an act of brain paralysis,; I started to write a novel. >_>
Topic Started: Sunday 3-12-2006, 19:50 (324 Views)
Fermicelli
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You heard it, a detective. Currently, the two main characters are named PO and Nudo, I figured PO would be quite a detective, which automatically means that Nudojudo should be his assistant. >_>

Other PotDers will certainly make an appearance too. In fact, I have already included others. (Which can all change of course.) I just want to be certain not to do anything stupid, hence the poll. I'm open to everybody's ideas, too.

...

>_>
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Korru
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It would be funny if Oreon and BTB were detectives.

PO and Nudo would have a hard time working together.

Sinister and I are evil, so we can't be detectives.

Phazon and TaCo, they could...



I was thinking Zersch and Devil Wolf...
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I was thinking Zersch and Devil Wolf...


Yeah, it would make sense if Zersch was one of the detectives. *Looks at his avatar.*
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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Phazon and TaCo could be the Ambioguosly Gay Duo >_>

<_<

ok, not really but I voted for them ...
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Dec 3 2006, 02:53 PM
Phazon and TaCo could be the Ambioguosly Gay Duo >_>

<_<

ok, not really but I voted for them ...

o_0

<_<

Hey now......

Anyway, I support the Idea of a Novel, I think it would be great ^_^

Korruptor and Sinister will make perfect Villians
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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I was just kidding ^_^

(no, I wasn't <<_<)

>_>

*runs* :thumbsup:
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Dec 3 2006, 04:57 PM
I was just kidding ^_^

(no, I wasn't <<_<)

>_>

*runs* :thumbsup:

<_<

Bad Panda!

*Chases*
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You're an idiot, and by no means should you continue.    [ 1 ]    [25.00%]


I knew it was a bad idea to include option 6.
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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There's always a Miracle for Christmas ... maybe you can ask for it to be deleted, and a miraculous Panda may hear you >_>
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PhazonCorrupted
Dec 3 2006, 06:39 PM
Wakapanda Of Doom
Dec 3 2006, 04:57 PM
I was just kidding ^_^

(no, I wasn't <<_<)

>_>

*runs*  :thumbsup:

<_<

Bad Panda!

*Chases*

*mixes with Santa's Reindeer*

*Doesn't get caught*
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Phazorn
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If I touched a Panda, the Endangered Animal People would kill me anyway >_>

<_<

*Doesn't see you*

*Walks off*
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Dec 3 2006, 06:42 PM
There's always a Miracle for Christmas ... maybe you can ask for it to be deleted, and a miraculous Panda may hear you >_>

No, but still thank you. I always include such an option. >_>
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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*Doesn't get Panda wings*

Shit! I was so Fucking clote to get a pair this time!! >_>
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Dec 3 2006, 06:40 PM
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You're an idiot, and by no means should you continue.    [ 1 ]    [25.00%]


I knew it was a bad idea to include option 6.

I chose that one for shits and giggles. Don't let it deter you; you should write your novel.

:thumbsup:
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I chose that one for shits and giggles. Don't let it deter you; you should write your novel.


*Relieved.*

By the way, I shall upload the beginning tomorrow. Time to get some sleep now.

*1:00 AM.*
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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*Reindeers start moving and flying*

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I CAN'T MOTHERFUCKING FLY WITHOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING WINGS!!!

*Falls*

PANDA BOMB!!!
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Wakapanda Of Doom
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Before I forget ... what about the RPG?
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Legoroll
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Korruptor Should be your antagonist...wait we dont want the novel to end prematurley from the main carachters being killed by C4....oh well
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Fuck this shit. I feel stupid for even thinking about writing a book. Someone kill me please. >_>

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PO And the dead templars.

With Nudo behind the wheel, they drove out of the police station’s garage in their 1964 Chevy Impala. It was cold outside so PO raised the collar of his rain coat and put on his old tattered hat.
“The winter is coming”, he muttered.
Nudo did not respond. On the intersection of 11th avenue and 42nd street, he turned right, on his way to their destination.
PO looked through both windows. There were hardly any pedestrians to see on the sidewalk. Normally, this place would be much busier but now, it was almost desolated. The extreme low temperatures for this time of the year must have influenced many people to stay at home. The few people that did venture out on the streets, were dressed in layers of clothes. There were as much cars on the roads as there were people on the street, the Chevy didn’t have to stop at every intersection, so Nudo would often go too fast. This bothered PO.
“You’re speeding again”. He had a hard time beating the noise that the Chevy’s engine produced. “How many times must I tell you that dead people don’t get second chances?”
Nudo shifted to a lower gear.
“I phoned one of the officers, telling him to seal the crime scene.”
PO looked to his right.
“Do you still know the address?”
Nudo nodded.
“West lane 1353.”
“That isn’t far from here. Did any of the officers have any useful information?”
“A woman made the call. She was his housekeeper or something. She found the body in the kitchen.”
“And the kitchen is in the basement?”
Nudo laughed.
“I presume. Otherwise, her report was wrong.”
Still amazed by how desolate the road was, they remained quit for some time. They found a place to park the car near the crime scene, so Nudo parked in between two parked police bikes. They got out of the Chevy, and walked to the house that was sealed off with yellow “do not cross” tape, just as they requested. Number 1353 turned out to be a classy manse, with a nicely decorated porch. In the hallway leading to the basement, there was a young woman, dressed in a long black mantle, that almost reached her ankles. She wore an orange colored bonnet, that didn’t suit her mantle.
“Detective?” she asked when PO and Nudo approached her.
The gray haired detective halted before her and took of his hat, out of politeness.
“My name is PO,” he spoke in a friendly manner. “Pronounced Pee-Ooh, not Po.” He now turned his head to the left. “And this here is Nudo. We’re both detectives from the PotD Police Department.”
He paused for a moment.
“You… eh, reported a homicide?”
The woman acknowledged this by shaking her head.
“About fifteen minutes ago. His body is in the room behind me.”
“Do you live here?”
The woman shook her head horizontally.
“Nobody lives here. Miss Kiaba, Miss Seto Kiaba left this place behind. Ever since her father passed away, she found herself unable to support this behemoth of a manse. Luckily, she has a small villa where she lives now. Her father never ruined that one for her.”
“What is your function around here?”
“As a maiden, call it ‘interior manager’ if you like it, I used to work for Seto. Now that she lives somewhere else, I’m keeping this place tidy at her request until someone buys this place.”
“Do you have a key?”
The young woman smiled.
“I’ve got all the keys for every locked door in this house. But I didn’t have to use them this morning. This door wasn’t locked when I arrived. I suspected a burglary, but I couldn’t find any evidence that supported this.”
“So you went in?”
“Yes, I went in.”
“And you found a dead guy?”
The woman agreed by nodding her head again.
“It was quite a shock,” there was a tainted, uncertain smile on her face. “When I entered the kitchen, I almost tripped over the corpse.”
“Did you see his face?”
“Yeah. It was all red, bloated, like an insect bite.”
“Did you know him?”
Again, she shook her head.
“I don’t know him, but he was well dressed. Not like a junk or a tramp.”
“Do you have any idea how he could have gotten in without forcing any locks?”
She shrugged.
“Perhaps he had a key.”
“Is that possible?”
“House broker van Trip made a couple of copies from the main door’s key in case a potential buyer wanted to check this place out.”
PO nodded.
“By any chance, did you touch anything?”
The woman smiled.
“A relative of mine is an officer too. Naomi Diamond, you might know her. She once told me that if you encounter a funny situation, never to touch anything.”
PO looked at Nudo again.
“Ask for her name and address, and take note of her story.”
The detective took of his hat again, and told the young woman that he knows Naomi as a skilled colleague. After that, he went through the door behind her to see the victim.
In the kitchen, near an old fashioned furnace, he found the body of a chunky man, lying face down on the floor. There was a dagger planted between the man’s two shoulder blades. The double edged weapon didn’t penetrate the body entirely, about two inches of it could still be seen sticking out of the victim’s back. At a distance, the contours of the hilt and cross guard vaguely resembled a crucifix. PO examined the situation first from a couple of feet. Then, he stood near the corpse and bowed over it to have a closer look.
The room was poorly lit, so PO took out the flashlight from his pocket and aimed the beam of light at the deceased person’s face. As soon as he realised what he saw, PO stood up and ordered Nudo to come over right away.
“What is it?”
Without saying a word, PO aimed his flashlight at the victim’s face again.
“What the— Ceejay?”   
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Seemed like a good idea to me and youve got a good start...just make it a story of sorts that you can update periodically if you wish it doesn't have to be a "book" does it? Like Seto's story (That was never finished...or was it?)

Your call though.
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