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I had a very scary visit to the doctor...
Topic Started: Sunday 3-12-2006, 01:00 (126 Views)
hippi_killer
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I thought I had some crazy STD, and I was freaking out, I thought I was gonna die!

how am I gonna explain this to Cene? how am I gonna explain it to my parents? how am I ever gonna get laid again!?

turns out, I just had athelete's wang. too much fapping. it was soooo scary.
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Fermicelli
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Next time, wear rubber, OK?
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hippi_killer
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Dec 2 2006, 08:05 PM
Next time, wear rubber, OK?

I intend to. at this point, I"m actually hoping there isn't a next time.
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GTFO.

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The Guess Whom
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Why didn't you ask him for an assisted suicide?
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Stockholm Syndrome
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Hm. You remind me of my fat neighbor, hippi. Every time she sees me unlocking my door she makes a beeline for me to tell me the "latest news" in her life which is ALWAYS unbelievable, soap opera-esque, and sleezy nonsense. She's constantly milking me for compassion and interest in her.

The problem is that she's 26, obese, has no children, owns 3 cats, a poodle, a terrier, has zero prospects of laid (let alone getting married) and lived with her mother until she was 24.

I find that people with the most boring lives are eager to share the details of their existance with others while, conversely, the people who actually experience the most shit first hand are too busy actually living life to constantly keep people posted about how 'amazing' their life actually is.

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Dec 3 2006, 08:10 PM
Hm. You remind me of my fat neighbor, hippi. Every time she sees me unlocking my door she makes a beeline for me to tell me the "latest news" in her life which is ALWAYS unbelievable, soap opera-esque, and sleezy nonsense. She's constantly milking me for compassion and interest in her.

The problem is that she's 26, obese, has no children, owns 3 cats, a poodle, a terrier, has zero prospects of laid (let alone getting married) and lived with her mother until she was 24.

I find that people with the most boring lives are eager to share the details of their existance with others while, conversely, the people who actually experience the most shit first hand are too busy actually living life to constantly keep people posted about how 'amazing' their life actually is.

So much truth in this single Post >_>
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-_- Just speaking from experience. Apparently that's your experience too ^_^
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