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The guy that never had to pay for his boots.; Contains actual pictures
Topic Started: Saturday 2-12-2006, 12:58 (117 Views)
Fermicelli
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So I know this guy that never pays anything for his shoes. In fact he never even pays for new clothes. His way is easy, simple, and elegant. Want to know what he does?

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Here's the guy. First, he tries on what he fancies.

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Then he walks around the shop trying to find out if the shoes are actually comfortable.

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If it turns out that they fit well, he makes a run for it.

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Please note how he went for shoes with springs attached to the soles this time.

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Have I already mentioned that he robs old people, too?

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This picture was taken milliseconds after the robbery. Notice how his pants increased in size. We'll never know what he just stole.

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Kids look up to him.

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Give him a hug.
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Korru
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lol, the perfect crime.
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Fermicelli
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I also found this particularly harrowing picture of someone peeing in someone else's butt. The other guy doesn't seem to be bothered at all, though.

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Dec 2 2006, 08:20 AM
I also found this particularly harrowing picture of someone peeing in someone else's butt. The other guy doesn't seem to be bothered at all, though.

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MAXIMUM LOL!
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Warp factor lol!
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:LOL!:

I didn't know they brought minstrel shows back.
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