You know you're a redneck when you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws

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You know you're a redneck when you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
Topic Started: Nov 4 2009, 07:50 PM (42 Views)
Superchill	Nov 4 2009, 07:50 PM Post #1
Awesomeness in a mug! Posts: 20 Group: Members Member #1,221 Joined: November 4, 2009	'Hyuk! Y'all sure dun' like to be entertained'ed!' Came from behind the toothless mouth of the local hillbilly redneck as he danced, shoe-less on the wooden bar. Out-of-towners muttered under their breath, sipping their beer as the drunken hillbilly danced in their peripherals. He wore no shoes, overalls and held a jug that he brought from home, twice the size of any jug at the bar, in his right hand. He had a straw hat and gunk caked up under his fingernails. He was a sight to be seen in Little Hillmoss but I'm sure in the dirty south it something of the common. In the back left hand corner of the bar sat a man with a bulky stature hidden in all the noise and fuss. Arms crossed he took no notice of the drunken hillbilly. It appeared he had something more on his mind. Grasped in his hand was a flyer straight from the Pokemon Lab. It read as such- 'You! Yes you! Are you ready for the biggest journey of your life? Always wanted that something more? Here's your chance! Little Hillmoss Pokemon Lab is offering you the chance to embark on a journey as a Pokemon Trainer.' These flyers were all over town and just like the shaded figure the hillbilly also was interested in this journey for he too had a screwed up flyer under his straw hat. It was getting late in the night and the beer was getting way to expensive. The Hillbilly stopped his line dancing jig he'd become so accustomed to, toppled off of the bar and staggered out of the building, shouting at the top of his lungs as he did so. "Yee har! Sorry boys but I gotsta be leavin' y'all. Nun' o' y'all like dancin' wid' me anywayz!" The rough, bikey-faced men grunted in acknowledgement as they watched him stagger from the scene. Barely able to see, he managed to make it to Central Hillmoss where he collapsed on a wooden park bench under a big oak tree. Slowly drifting off to sleep he jigged a little more as he lost all consciousness, passing out on the park bench. His right hand still held the jug from his big night out on the town.
	Rupert Redneck! 3.0 GenXP APL-5.5 Location: Hillmoss Grasslands, Hiking Path Heading Towards: No where for the moment


dragonfan	Nov 4 2009, 07:58 PM Post #2
My cute Redtail Raider <3 Posts: 281 Group: Moderators Member #1,188 Joined: August 3, 2009	That has got to be the longest title I have ever seen. I couldn't help but feel that you have more to add to this, but this is just as fine. However, what is the name of your character? o.o Lovin your accent there, hillbilly. heh heh heh Whenever you wake up, you would find a neatly folded package. Looking inside, you get: 1) 3000 zenni 2) 3) with 3 charges You're free now to make your lab post! shoos
	Jared, Ruin Maniac Aspirant! APL - 12 Mariel, the Battle-Lover! (Rival Profile) Click on trainer card for profile! Please help me raise some dragons!


Superchill	Nov 4 2009, 08:06 PM Post #3
Awesomeness in a mug! Posts: 20 Group: Members Member #1,221 Joined: November 4, 2009	OOC: Yeah, I sort of had more but I really just wanted to get started sort of thing. I havn't actually thought of a name for him yet. :p Cheers [EDIT]: Umm, the go with the genxp. Should I have added genxp for your reply? Just wanna clear that up. Thanks. Edited by Superchill, Nov 4 2009, 08:09 PM.
	Rupert Redneck! 3.0 GenXP APL-5.5 Location: Hillmoss Grasslands, Hiking Path Heading Towards: No where for the moment


dragonfan	Nov 4 2009, 08:09 PM Post #4
My cute Redtail Raider <3 Posts: 281 Group: Moderators Member #1,188 Joined: August 3, 2009	0.3 I'm still not used to doing this to house posts :(
	Jared, Ruin Maniac Aspirant! APL - 12 Mariel, the Battle-Lover! (Rival Profile) Click on trainer card for profile! Please help me raise some dragons!


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