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Civil War 2 - Strip Battling Again!
Topic Started: Oct 19 2009, 12:05 AM (1,664 Views)
Irene Adler
Bulbasaur
Well, I'm a little...kind of not posting much due to school, so I figured we could open another one of those threads just for the hell of it.
...Right?

Completely non-canon. Just for fun. This is so noncanonical that the last civil war is non-canon to this thread.

...Uh it's not against the rules to create this thread, right?

C'mon guys post here, just for fun! Embarrassing our characters is funny!
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Irene had heard about a war between people who wanted to legalize strip battling and people who thought that was just weird.

Apparently, they had decided to have a organized battle thing that resembled a tournament to decide what the law as going to be. Because pokemon battling decides everything in this world.

The rules were simple. People had to decide if they were going to join with the conservatives or the strip battlers or if they would be neutrals. If they decide to be neutrals, then they would have to join the side that wins. If the stripping side won, the neutrals would all take off their clothes to join, while if the clothed side won...They would stay clothed.

In order to join the strip battling side, you have to strip naked.

Irene was planning on joining the strip battling side, but wasn't very keen on stripping. She liked to make other people strip, not the opposite. Also, she didn't want to be the only girl in the middle of lots of guys. She decided to join the strip side if at least one other girl decided to join it as well.

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Party level: 10.3 Gen Exp: 1.1
Party: :squirtle Lv 12 :spearow lv12 :sentret Lv7
Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Shadowheart
Rayquaza
And then came Irene's excuse.

With all but an expression empty of emotion or amusement, trailing down the entrance way with no particular haste, almost in a daze and seemingly clueless to the proceedings of this current location. Lavender hair flew behind like a billowing cape with each step, her willowy figure adding some ethereal grace to her stride, despite the clunky, oversized apparel she sported.

Stepping up to the girl, looking around and folding her arms over her small frame (and not too small chest), she said lightly, "So I'm guessing this strip-tournament whatever is here, right?" Emerald eyes glimmered with a calm and knowing light, and her delicate lips lifted slightly in an amused smirk. "So I'm on the stripping side. Which one are you on?"

Not like she had anything to hide. Or anything better to do. She'd heard of it, had a good laugh, and came to see if they were actually serious. Seeing the group of trainers actually prepared to a match erased any doubt from her mind that this was real. And how amusing it would be, she then thought, if this law had passed, and trainers all over the world would have to agree to battle conditions with the added satisfaction of humiliating themselves further for their losses? A mental shrug, and she grinned quietly to herself. Battling, no matter what it was for, was still battling, and still fun, and she just wanted her fair share of it.
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Irene Adler
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"So I'm guessing this strip-tournament whatever is here, right?"

Irene was torn between smiling or running away. Another girl was here, so that meant her only excuse for not being on the stripping side was now gone.

"Yes, this is the strip-tournament."

"So I'm on the stripping side. Which one are you on?"

A conveniently well timed dramatic wind made clear that Irene was struggling with the decision. But after a few seconds of inner monologuing, she decided that a little embarrassment now would be worth it if that meant she could embarrass lots of people later.

"Yes, I am on the stripping side."

Trying to be as calm as possible, Irene began taking off her clothes. First, she took off her shirt and pants. It wasn't so bad. It was just like wearing a bikini. Then she took off her bra, and it was bad but not quite horrible. It was like when you go to the beach and the waves make you lose your bikini. Then she pulled down her panties, and was blushed furiously for a second or two. She kept looking down for a while, and then after she was done blushing she looked up, completely naked and turned again to face the girl.

"Your turn."
Party level: 10.3 Gen Exp: 1.1
Party: :squirtle Lv 12 :spearow lv12 :sentret Lv7
Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Shadowheart
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No sooner had the girl responded, confirming this was indeed the right venue for the right event, did she suddenly launch into a curious process that made Jemilie freeze in place. Momentarily forgetting her purpose there as she watched the trainer shed off her clothing, each article carefully removed in an agonizingly slow display that kept the girls eyes riveted. The blush on her cheeks told her discomfort without meeting her eyes, and when she finally finished and raised them to look at her, Jemilie had already averted her emerald ones out of respect. Your turn, she heard her say, and felt a brow twitch.

Okay, maybe it wasnt going to be as easy as she thought. Shed certainly showed off her assets to more than one pair of eyes in the past- some against her will, actually- but never willingly in front of a fully clothed audience. But then, seeing as they were the only two around so far-

"My. It must be cold," an unfamiliar voice murmured at her other side. Somehow, something got lodged there without her knowing, and now she had a pile of sky blue robes towering over her with a tan leather hat on top of it in case that wasnt tall enough. Somewhere in the space between the two leered glowing yellow eyes, a dramatic effect in the pitch-black background of his face. Tempting as it was for her to squint to get a better glimpse of the being that lay beneath, something in the back of her mind warned her against it, along with the agitation of this obviously male beings presence, her fellow strippers slightly more vulnerable state, and the impertinence in his voice as he purred again to her, Are you next?

There was no grace in responding to such a damnable being, casting instead a hateful glare before turning away, fingers working at the buttons of her jacket. Ripped from the rotting corpse of some bastard that tried to rape her, cut and modified to fit her more slender frame, but always felt awkward and heavy, and she sighed silently as she finally rid herself of the restricting garment. A nonchalant roll of her shoulders and she worked on, loosening the belt of her heavy demins and letting it fall to her ankles. The black lace panties soon followed soon after, and her fingers stalled on the snaps of the last garment.

Glancing over her shoulder, she gave the newcomer a wicked look, and retorted, Are you next?

There went the bra.

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Irene Adler
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Well, it wasn't so bad. After all so far there was only one other person seeing her naked, and it was a girl. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all...

"My. It must be cold,"

Irene's hands instantly moved to her chest and her private area. That man was not what she would call a very nice presence. She felt even more uncomfortable than before. Her eyes did not meet the man's. She felt it would be even worse if they did. Was this all really worth it? Well, she had gone too far to turn back now, that's for sure.

It then occured to her that maybe the other girl wouldn't strip in front of a man, and she would end up alone in front of him. Thankfully, she stripped until she was fully naked.

"Thanks, I really didn't want to be the only one naked...I would shake your hand but..."

She stopped. It was pretty clear that her hands were busy covering herself. She unconsciously walked closer to the girl, not wanting to be alone near that man.

"I am Irene, by the way."
Party level: 10.3 Gen Exp: 1.1
Party: :squirtle Lv 12 :spearow lv12 :sentret Lv7
Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Shadowheart
Rayquaza
Jemilie didnt think it was possible to feel even more disgusted. Shed been pretty sure there was some kind of grotesque abomination lurking beneath those folds, or in the very least some poor weathered down punk who thought it was cool to dress in robes to creep the shit out of naked young girls. But no, it had to be admittedly, though she wouldnt give him the pleasure of knowing it- one of the hottest-looking dudes shed ever encountered thus far.

And it was pissing her off to holy hell.

"Hm...I suppose I am next..." he said in that rich bass that, just a moment ago had sounded completely less sexy, and had to struggle to peel her eyes away as he removed his secondary garments with all the finesse of the professional male stripper he was. All the while, she felt the girl trainer inch up to her and whisper her gratitude for not leaving her alone naked, and she nodded. Girls had to stick together, after all. And maybe she can go knock something about not bearing yourself without some kind of security into her head. Like having a ravenous fire-breathing dragon on standby in case of those unwanted Y chromosomes lurking about.

Jemilie. Nice touhmmeet you, Irene, she murmured uncertainly. Certainly the oddest way to meet a person, but she wasn't complaining. As for the other guy, he'd introduced himself as Voltaire as soon as he was done, and Jemilie decided it was better to keep her eyes carefully averted to his face, loath as she was to stare at it, as the boxers fell away. So wheres the competition? she said impatiently, looking around and only finding one other guy that still had his clothes on and so far only muttered one word.
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Vulpix Windchimes
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Poor, poor Celeste. She'd been completely oblivious to the monumentally important event going on the virtual world today, having chosen the time to have a day out with two of her newest companions, her two buneary, Leo and Aphrodite. A little window shopping, a trip to the cafe, a moment glancing at the board for any interesting advertisements, and now, half-finished chocolate milkshake in hand, she was intending to head for the park. She navigated through the virtual buildings with Leo piggybacking on her shoulders and Aphrodite hopping alongside her licking a strawberry ice cream cone and making the little silver bell around her neck jingle.

They then turned the corner and wound up looking at a bunch of naked people. Letting out a squeak of surprise, the poor redheaded woman jolted back, nearly dislodging Leo, and covered her eyes. Her milkshake hit the ground and spilled all over the sidewalk, but she didn't care. She was just trying to get the image of two naked women out of her mind, but it seemed burned there for life. And the guy...Her face turned a spectacular shade of red similar to her hair as she tried to back up while still covering her eyes.

The two buneary, having grown up in the jungle with no understanding of human customs, were perplexed by their trainer's odd behaviour. Aphrodite, reading it as a kind of fear, tossed her ice cream aside and got into a defense stance, her paws balled into fists, ready to pummel the first person to approach Celeste. Leo was more inclined to indulge his desire to be friendly, and stood up on Celeste's shoulders before hopping down to the ground.

The problem? The last time he'd pulled that move, he'd grabbed onto Celeste's jeans to slow down his landing, and this time she was in a blouse and skirt. Celeste was forced to open her eyes when her legs felt cold and she realized that Leo had pulled her skirt to her ankles. Not inclined to let the public see her clefairy-print underwear, she yanked the skirt back to its original place with a shriek of, "Leo! Leave my skirt alone!" The male buneary hopped back, cringing, and Aphrodite giggled a little at her trainer's discomfort, relaxing out of her fighting stance.
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Irene Adler
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Poor, poor Celeste indeed. Irene had been now looking for the opposite side, the clothed trainers for quite a while. That was her way of distracting herself of her own embarrassment. The trainer seemed to be quite accident prone. More importantly, her pokemon accidentally stripped her. And she seemed to want to stay clothed.

Well, she had a pokemon, she wanted to stay clothed, and she was on the strip area. That meant she was a clothed trainer!

Irene forgot that she was using her hands to cover herself, and pointed at Celeste.

"Everyone! Look! A clothed trainer! HEY YOU CLOTHED TRAINER! The rules here are that if your pokemon is knocked out, you gotta strip! Prepare yourself!"

Irene went through her clothes and found a pokeball, releasing her Squirtle and ordering her to use Hydro Pump on Celeste's bunearies.

"C'mon you two! Everyone attack! This isn't a 1 vs 1 fight! THIS IS WAR! THIS IS OUT FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!"
Party level: 10.3 Gen Exp: 1.1
Party: :squirtle Lv 12 :spearow lv12 :sentret Lv7
Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Vulpix Windchimes
Rayquaza
Ooooooh crap. Her face still crimson, she looked up at the source of the voice and backed up as the squirtle appeared. Great, she'd walked into a warzone. Wait, no, she'd walked into a pokemon battle. Smirking and crossing her arms despite her near-permanent blush and her determination to not look at anything she wouldn't want someone looking at of hers, Celeste suddenly felt just a tad more at ease. Battles she knew, even if she was up against a bunch of crazy nudists.

Really hot crazy--No! Bad Celeste! No thinking like that. Had to focus on--Incoming Hydro Pump! Aphrodite and Leo, being the graceful rabbits they were, leaped out of the way of the attack, Leo landing on his stomach a short distance away and Aphrodite jumping straight up and twirling gracefully in the air before landing again on her feet.

Celeste was not quite so lucky, and was knocked right off her feet and completely soaked. Now with the world having once again seen her panties and knowing that she had a black bra under her white blouse, the trainer coughed and ignored the fact that she'd lost the top button to her blouse at some point as she got to her feet. "You want a fight? Aphrodite, Dizzy Punch!"

The female rabbit let out a battle cry and tore her way across the field, ready to beat the tar out of the water type the moment she got close enough. No one messed with her and her trainer and got away with it.
Edited by Vulpix Windchimes, Oct 19 2009, 09:02 PM.
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Shadowheart
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Fighting to remain oblivious to Volts and her own bareness, she was almost relieved for the distraction provided when another newcomer appeared in the area, although from the reaction of seeing three people without a shred of anything for cover told her she probably wandered int the wrong part of town. Two Lopunnies hopped to her defense, one poised to fight, the other having to struggle down from its nest on her shoulders and pulling down her skirt in the process. And youd think wed seen everything, Jemilie commented loud enough to hear, raising a brow at her interesting choice of underwear. Although as soon as she wrote her off as an unfortunate passerby, Irene suddenly blew up beside her, pointing, "Everyone! Look! A clothed trainer! HEY YOU CLOTHED TRAINER! The rules here are that if your pokemon is knocked out, you gotta strip! Prepare yourself!"

Uhhmmmshe really didnt think she was the intended competition, but it was a good excuse as any. Although it didnt look like the pair of rabbits would have made interesting competition against her own creatures. Nonetheless, she rummaged through her pants, plucking out an orb and fiddled with it a bit before released a great emerald beast from its confines. Eyes blinked behind the ruby filters, first to assess the surroundings. Next to assess his trainers new appearance. Third to confirm and make sure his eyes werent getting weird. She turned away from him to give him time to gain his bearing to address the other oblivious (and hotter) buffoon.

This is a strip war for making strip battling legal in Opadekka, she informed him with all the condescension of an adult talking to a child. Im sure you were hoping otherwise, but no. And I suggest you keep your pedophilic appendages to yourself if you dont want a Flygon chewing off your backside. Huffing, she turned back to Hiryu, whos gaze was now steadily anchored on the male. Whether it was out of concern for his trainers welfare or pure male jealousy was uncertain, but somehow the dragons presence gave her a small sense of control of an otherwise uncontrollable situation. If you wanna help out, have at it, she offered with a shrug, having no intention of sending Hiryu to decimate a poor little pair of bunnies. But a small twirling motion with her finger sent the dragon hurtling skyward, intercepting the advancing Bunearies by rending apart a swath of the digital earth with his great forelimbs, a swirling pool of sand appearing to ensnare the pair and divert any planned attacks on Irene's Squirtle. Aka Sand Tomb'd.
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Irene Adler
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Irene noticed that a crowd had begun to watch the show. Not exactly a crowd. They were about 20 people with shirts that said "we are neutral" on it. Great. The ones that would strip if the stripping side won, and stay clothed if the clothed side on.

Being naked in front of other naked people was already embarrassing, but being naked in front of 30 clothed people was even worse. She had to win this in order to make them strip!

Of course, those people had absolutely no personality or names due to not having a player controlling them, which made it a little easier to accept that they were looking at her nude body.

The stripping team's flygon had gone to intercept the annoying bunnies, and Irene instantly knew that it was probably the best chance she and squirtle would get to use their best attack. So she ordered squirtle to run towards her...And then she kicked Squirtle high up in the air. It was their ultimate combo attack, as trainer and pokemon.

"SOCCER PUMP!"

Her feet hurting a lot from kicking a Squirtle's shell, Irene merely watched as Squirtle used Hydro Pump on both Lopunnies and even used a hydro pump on Celeste, just for the hell of it.

"You shouldn't have come here if you weren't prepared to fight!"
Edited by Irene Adler, Oct 19 2009, 09:17 PM.
Party level: 10.3 Gen Exp: 1.1
Party: :squirtle Lv 12 :spearow lv12 :sentret Lv7
Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Vulpix Windchimes
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Celeste's eyes bugged out at the sight of the flygon, and Leo scrambled to hide behind her. Aphrodite just kept running toward the squirtle, until the Sand Tomb attack stopped her in her tracks. The sand grasped at her lower body as if alive, forcing her to remain in place. A buneary was nothing but a worm on a hook without being able to get up close and physical, and Aphrodite thrashed at her prison, fists ripping through the sands as she tried to free herself.

Knowing that her buneary was a sitting duck out there, Celeste grabbed another pokeball. It seemed to come from nowhere--that was the power the internet for you--and opened to reveal her eevee, Chance. The little brown dog looked up and quirked an eyebrow at all the naked people; he knew enough about humans to know that public nudity was not normal. Then he saw Aphrodite and immediately went into 'cute girl in trouble' mode, growling and narrowing his eyes in preparation for an attack.

Celeste, however, heard very clearly the orders that the apparent leader of the enemy trainers had shouted as she kicked her squirtle into the air, and didn't want Chance in the line of fire. "Helping Hand!"

That was when the Hydro Pump hit Aphrodite, and Chance's lent power soared through her. Her next actions were driven by two facts: the fact that the water attack left a gap in her sandy prison, and the fact that she wanted to make that turtle pay! The moment Squirtle ended her first Hydro Pump, there would be a very wet, very pissed off buneary who had just swam up the attack in order to deliver a first-class beating with her fists right in front of her face.

Leo just stared at the female he'd once been driven to fight for the affection of doing the most badass thing he'd ever seen, then gave Chance a look that said, without a shadow of a doubt, 'she's all yours, dude.'
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Ok, so, to be honest, I haven't read this thread. At least not all of it, so forgive me.

BUT HEY HERE I AM ANYWAYS.

BECAUSE JUSTICE NEEDS TO BE SERVED IN THE FORM OF A TYRANITAR.

"Aloid, Hyper Beam!"

And that was exactly what tore across the field a few seconds later, aiming to completely decimate the Squirtle and knock some sense into the Flygon.

Oh fuck yeah, the Steel Cerberus is here.

Steely just kinda popped up next to Celeste, completely unphased by the entire situation, and helping her up. She winked at the girl, as if she knew some mystical OOC thing here, and looked up at the Tyranitar looming next to them, growling as if to say "I WILL FUCK UP YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW"

"Hiya, by the way. Need some help?" she grinned, her other five Pokeballs visible under her coat. She hated to see people get ganged up on, and that was exactly what was happening here.

Deus Ex Machina indeed.
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Irene Adler
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No problem, this thread barely makes any sense. Not reading it won't be much of a problem.


Irene's Squirtle had been knocked out...But that was alright. She still had some other pokemon who were just dying to do something. She then released Gordito,Rita Repulsa and Caterpie.

"Flygon should take care of the Tyranitar. I hope."

Irene then decided to use a more diverse strategy. First, she had to distract the tyranitar from attacking her. And the best way to do that was by using a CATERPIE MISSILE. She held up her caterpie, and threw it as fast as possible at the Tyranitar, immediately bouncing back like a cartoon. And she proceeded to throw it again at the Tyranitar while she ordered Rita Repulsa the Sentret to use hypervoice.

But the true genius behind that plan was that Gordito the spearow was taking advantage of the fact that everyone was focused on the flying caterpie and Rita repulsa to sneak up on Celeste, and clench his beak as tight as possible on both her panties and skirt, then flying away as fast as possible while ripping them off and carrying them.

In a past life, Gordito was known as Solid Snake. Which makes it all the more weird he wasn't reincarnated as an Arbok, but he didn't particularly care.
Party level: 10.3 Gen Exp: 1.1
Party: :squirtle Lv 12 :spearow lv12 :sentret Lv7
Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Vulpix Windchimes
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Celeste was knocked right off her feet as the beam of pure destruction tore through the battlefield, narrowly avoiding landing right on top of her fluffy entourage as she did so. Having been going psycho on Squirtle when the attack was let lose, Aphrodite was caught up in the blast, too, but there wasn't too much worry there. Buneary learned Endure, squirtle didn't.

So, Aphrodite stood in the centre of the wreakage, fur scorched black, the faint glow of Endure fading away, and turned to look at Irene. She probably would have pounded the naked brat if Celeste hadn't recalled her right then and there, right before taking the hand of her personal Deus Ex Machina and letting the blond woman pull her to her feet. Chance nearly drowned in a puddle of his own drool, but snapped out of it when he suddenly realized that there was a person and hulking tyranitar right there and yipped. Both he and Leo tried to hide behind one another until they realized that Aloid was on their side and relaxed.

If Celeste had had any less self control, she probably would have hugged her savior, but settled for smiling, the nigh-permanent blush fading slightly as relief washed over her. "You have no idea. It's like I was just drafted into the army against public nudity. Thanks."

She watched as the ring leader of this little circus let loose three pokemon. A sentret, a spearow, and a caterpie. Against a tyranitar. Obviously, someone didn't know that she was way out of her league. She then proceeded to hurl the caterpie at Aloid. Yeah, at that point, Celeste wrote Irene down as being completely out of her mind. Well, it was time to deal with that little bug before the big rock monster tried to eat him, and she needed another heavy hitter on the field, so it was time for the adorable fluffy bunny and adorable fluffy puppy to be joined by the giant killer bee.

Pulling another pokeball from seemingly nowhere, she let Sting out, and the beedrill scanned the area with his compound eyes before looking to Celeste for guidance. "Catch the caterpie. Gently." Something about mauling a caterpie that was being used as a projectle weapon by his trainer didn't really seem right. Sting nodded and buzzed an affirmative before flying up to where the caterpie was flying and gently caught him between the blunt parts of his arm spikes. Having no orders to do anything with the caterpie, he just sort of hovered there, content to do nothing as long as he wasn't attacked.

That was about the point the Hyper Voice hit, and Leo and Chance both cried out in pain at the sound. Celeste clapped her hands over her ears, unable to give orders, but Leo decided he'd had enough and sprung into action himself. He raced around the battlefield, accelerating steadily until a he took on a sudden extra burst of speed and tore toward the screaming Rita Repulsa. Aphrodite was raw power and an iron will, Leo was pure, unfiltered velocity; his Agility and Quick Attack combo was built for one measured strike and a split-second getaway.

Now, Celeste was very distracted by this scene, admittedly, but she'd already lost her skirt once today and the feeling of a sharp little beak grabbing at her backside was hard to miss. Rather than standing there while Gordito flew off with her skirt and panties, she leaped forward with him as he tried to fly away and, in a last-ditch attempt to save her modesty, started to grab at the spearow and beat him over the head with her fists.

The results of the valiant effort were...mixed. Gordito got away with no real injury, and there was still a resounding riiiiiip as her skirt left with him. She'd kept her panties, though, which was enough of a victory that she didn't even blush that much more deeply. The only one who hadn't known what her underwear looked like was her newest ally, anyway, and it wasn't like she was ashamed about her long, athletic legs. It was more the principle of the matter, that someone had just had their pokemon remove and wreck her favourite skirt, that made her want to strangle Irene.

Wait, when had she lost the second button to her blouse? It was either when Aloid attacked, that Hyper Voice hit, or when she'd tried to save her skirt. Now the top of her black, lacy bra was on display and she was showing much more cleavage than she normally cared to. If this kept up, she'd be stark naked before the end of the battle...which was probably the intention, really.
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Irene couldn't help but notice that more "neutral" trainers were arriving. About fifty people were now seeing her naked, half men and half women. She blushed yet again, but knew that she would have to focus on the fight right now.

Caterpie was being carried away by beedrill now, which gave him the perfect chance to use his strongest move! Not the caterpie missile. His other strongest movie. Aiming carefully, Caterpie who was also a sniper in WWII in a past life used his string shot at celeste. More specifically, at her eyes. While the attack did land, Irene wasn't sure just how well it landed. Maybe it could be easily removed, or didn't block her eyesight as much as Irene had hoped.

Nonetheless, Gordito decided to take that chance to attempt to strip her again. This time without any orders from Irene. All her Pokemons really were made of pure evil. And that specific Pokemon did not like being punched in the face, and that happened a lot. In fact, that's how Irene captured him.

Gordito this time attempted to destroy the remaining buttons of Celeste's shirt, and fly off with her shirt(or destroy it) and her bra. Whether that would work or not, he didn't know. But he had to try.

Rita Repulsa was caught off guard, and almost fainted as her opponents attacked her. It seemed like one more attack could do the trick. But she wasn't going to go down without a fight. Just as Gordito was attempting to strip Celeste yet again, she used another hypervoice. She knew that made her an easy target for her opponents, but maybe that would provide the distraction Gordito needed to strip her.
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Powerplaying, Irene, we've had a talk about this before. :3 Don't do it.

Anyways. It looked like the arrival of a freaking Tyranitar didn't do anything to deter Irene from attacking wildly. Her loss, Steely supposed. "Yeah, this happens occasionally. I have no idea how I know this, but yeah,"

You know it because I said so, now go get 'em Aloid.

The 'tar hissed and waddle/stomped forward, about to raise a claw and smash the Caterpie to paste, but it was grabbed by the Beedrill. That the girl they had helped sent out? Well, he didn't care. As long as the bug stayed out of his way, he didn't care.

With that, he let the Hyper Voice bounce off of his armor, and simply walked up to Rita and punted her. Like a football.

He turned his attention on Irene now, fire forming in his mouth.

Run Irene, run fast.

Steely jumped a little as Celeste jumped forward, and looked over her shoulder at the Spearow as it flew away with her skirt. Was she gonna have to choke a turkey now?

And, well, it was just a Spearow... but. Well. Irene was asking for it.

So Steely called out another Pokemon. A Charizard. Pyre looked around, boggling, till Steely tapped his shoulder and got his attention. "Fetch," she said simply, pointing after the bird. The fire lizard grinned and suddenly took off, making a woosh of wind.

Nom nom nom birdy.

With that taken care of, Steely looked at Celeste, head tilted. Again, didn't notice anything strange at all. "So, um. I'm Steely. Hiya!"

She noticed the Spearow come back again. Couldn't have that. "Hold on a second,"

And at that, her hands and whole body seemed to crackle with electricity, and she shot a bolt of lightning out of her hands to take out the bird once and for all, if Pyre didn't chomp down on it first.

"So uh. Yeah," Steely brushed her hands off on her pants, little sparks zapping around till they faded.

Totally normal day for her. Obviously.
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Ok Steely, now you've done it. You know full well how I idolize Charizard. >.>

There was a crowd gathering around the scene, and it had attracted Jared's attention. He had, what seemed at a first glance, a purple balloon that he is holding on to. It had a white, fluffy thing on the top of its head, and it had a yellow X on it. However, if one took a closer look, one could start to see the eyes that are glued shut. Yup, that's right, it's a Drifloon playing at being a balloon.

The crowd seemed too thick for Jared to get through, so he opted for an alternative.

He went around the crowd until he found an opening, and pushed himself through. They tried grabbing at him, but he evaded their grasp. They shouted something at him along the lines that kids should not be involved, but their voices went through Jared's head from one ear to the other.

When he finally arrived at the scene, what he saw froze him completely. There are two naked women along with a naked man standing over there! And they are not actually bothering to cover their privacies at all! What's more, they seemed to be at a disadvantage against a couple of terribly strong Pokemon! Although that Flygon could be doing something about this...

In an innocent voice that is further amplified by the balloon, Jared cried out, "What is going on here?!"
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Celeste watched the two monsters rampaging all over without even bothering to hide the fact she was staring with drooling envy like a moron. Right now, she was officially adding a larvitar and a charmander to her list of 'pokemon to get through any means possible.' However, she did quickly snap out of her stupor when Leo zipped to her side and hopped from foot to foot, cheering. He'd beaten up the sentret and then Aloid kicked her for distance and it was awesome!

She smiled at her buneary for moment, and looked at her giant-monster-packing guardian angel. "I'm Celeste. Hi." Then, when she looked back at Leo, she suddenly got a face full of String Shot. Blinded, she shrieked, stumbling back and falling over, and Chance immediately flew into action, sending a series of angry barks up at Sting's ungrateful passenger as he pounded his cute little paws on the ground. Whatever Aloid was going to do to Irene was going to hurt even more thanks to that little Helping Hand.

Sting turned the little sniper around in his arms to face him and stared at him. Obviously, it wasn't overly clear that he would be a crunchy snack right now if not for the soft heart of his 'queen.' Time to be reminded. Sting flew straight toward the ground, air sliding past him faster and faster as he activated his Agility, and threw the caterpie into the ground before flying back up again and leaving him there.

Celeste was vaguely aware of a tugging on her shirt and bra, followed by a zap of electricity, and when she finally ripped the String Shot from her eyes she found herself minus one more button on her blouse and with the front clasp on her bra slightly mangled but still keeping the undergarment on. Not wanting to watch Steely's charizard trying to eat a spearow, she instead turned to look at the fire dragon's trainer as soon as she got to her feet again, and saw the sparks dancing across her skin.

Okay, Celeste. Don't freak out. No need to draw attention to the fact that you were just saved from public toplessness from someone with super--"That was so cool!"--powers. Why do I even bother? After this much of a mind overload, no one listens to the little voice in their head. Never mind that you didn't even see her doing it...

Leo and Chance's reactions more or less mimiced Celeste's, eyeing the electricity-wielder with their big, adoring eyes, and the trainer nearly forgot her state of undress for a moment. Nearly. For a moment. Until a child called out and she started to hurry to cover herself despite not being one of the naked people.
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The situation was bad. Irene was outnumbered. But she couldn't complain. Gordito had it much worse.

It was almost eaten by a Charizard, then attacked by Static Shock, and Gordito had always hoped that if he was to be attacked by a superhero, that it would be deadpool. But no. Now he had pretty much every single nerve of his body paralyzed...Until he got to the nearest Pokemon center, of course.

"Hey little boy! Those two are ganging up on me! Help me and try to strip the lady with only a shirt and panties! DON'T WORRY THAT'S PART OF THE GAME! ALSO DON'T MIND THE HOT TENTACLE MAN!" She yelled as loud as she possibly could.

Irene then began running as fast as she could...Straight towards Celeste. If the mega pokemon hurt her, they would also hurt her. She didn't know if she could make it in time, but that was her best bet. Specially since the tentacle man was acting as a distraction.

Normally, she would go crazy seeing that, but after seeing a girl electrically Kamehameha her Spearow, she had more or less convinced herself this wasn't really happening. A dream maybe. Non canon even? And as such, decided to focus on attacking.

She then reached out her arm trying to pull off Celeste's bra/shirt. She knew she probably wouldn't be successful, but she had to try.

More importantly, she used her Magnemite, which she had gotten from Curtis for 700 zenni but hadn't added to her profile her for reasons she did not understand. Magnemites don't really have the best shape to try to undress someone, but it was going to try anyway. Floating under her shirt in order to destroy the remaining buttons and her bra(if they haven't already been destroyed) or try to rip off her panties(if her shirt/bra were destroyed already).

Both parts of that plan were being helped by the fact that while Caterpie was being thrown the ground, it tried to use string shot in Beedrill. It failed miserably, because he ended up missing...But fortunately, that shot ended up going on the direction of Celeste's face. Whether that worked or not, he did not know, as he fell into the ground, almost unconscious, but still barely able to stay awake, though unwilling to battle.
Edited by Irene Adler, Oct 20 2009, 01:04 PM.
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-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
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Celeste, also, had pretty much decided that this wasn't really happening around the time a tentacle monster started throwing people. A human having electricity powers was at least somewhat plausable, in her mind, but now she was just thinking about Irene running across the battlefield straight toward her and she let out a squeak at Aloid. "Steely, call him--!" She squealed before she could finished her plea, partially because she nearly fell forward when Irene grabbed her shirt, partially because of the cold metal suddenly against her skin as she was unexpectedly groped by a magnemite, and partially because she was once again a victim of caterpie's String Shot.

Luckily, the string only hit the side of her face this time, blinding her in only one eye, and her two furry pokemon leaped into action, Leo racing over to Quick Attack the mean little caterpie into oblivion and Chance leaping up to grab the magnemite's magnet in his teeth and try to yank him out from under his trainer's shirt.

Snapsnapsnap! There went the remaining buttons of her shirt and her bra clasp, and now there was only one clefairy-patterned garment separating the two's states of undress. Celeste stared at her blouse and bra in Irene's hands, and then she tore the String Shot from her face and the world went red. Leaping right over the magnemite's panty-removal attempts and leaving it to Chance's wrath, Celeste screamed in a primal fury and tackled Irene, trying to simultaneously snatch back her mangled clothing and strangle the teenager to death.

Steely, the pokemon, the tentacle monster, and all the innocents being thrown around like baseballs vanished in her rush of complete and utter rage and hatred for Irene. "You sadistic little bitch! I'll kill you!"
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Jared looked to and fro from one side of the battle to the other. That naked woman seemed to be ganged up on. Little pokemon versus two giant ones? And she is now down to one. That most certainly does look like a bad situation for her.

He was perplexed when she yelled out to him to help her strip the lady with only a shirt and panties. Stripping? Is that what this is all about? Jared was not completely sure as to what stripping means, nor is he too bothered by naked people. But the sight might emotionally scar him for all eternity.

"A game? What kind of game is it?, he inquired. "Tentacle man? Who is the-", and trailed off when he saw said tentacle man suddenly grab innocent bystanders and toss them into the fray.

Jared let out a gasp of horror and yelled out, "Hey! Don't toss innocent people into the fight! That's not nice!"

His eyes then went over to the fight, and that was when he had a very good look at the two giant Pokemon. A Charizard and a Tyranitar! Two of the Pokemon that he had been longing for! With a uncharacteristic squeal of glee for his gender, Jared rushed over to each one to boggle at them and tried to touch them. When he was satisfied with touching them, he rushed over to grab the arm of the woman who had been shooting out electricity earlier.

He shook it up and down in pure ecstasy, and asked, "Wow, how did you get them? Can you tell me where to get them??? Pleeeeassseee? Do you have more like them? Com'on, lemme see! :D" The poor Drifloon had to endure all of this.

He was so overcome with glee that he did not notice the other woman fly into a fit of rage.
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Yes! Success! Finally! Of course, she was being tackled by Celeste, but that was alright. Both Magnemite and Irene being almost killed by their opponents aside, it was a good result.

While being strangled, it occurred to Irene that maybe her best chance would be to distract Celeste. Instead of fighting her, she moved her hands to Celeste's hip, and took off her panties. After doing that, her first instinct as she was throw Celeste's clothes up in the air, and order Magnemite to use Zap Canon to blow them away.

Of course, that ended up making Magnemite an easy target, and he was now worse than a refrigerator magnet. He was that beaten up. Irene on the other hand, was now in what could only be described as a catfight with Celeste. Whether Irene had succeeded in taking off her panties or not, the fact is that was still a rather embarrassing position for the both of them. But no worries, after all most of the crowd was eaten/sent to hell, right?

"Hello this is Jennifer R. Reporter in the helicopter, transmitting live to the whole Opadeka the strip civil war! Who is going to win? I don't know, my only job and skill is to be conveniently well timed to make things worse for everyone."

Alright, that was bad. Hopefully that was enough to embarrass Celeste and make her try to cover her nakendess/near nakedness enough to let Irene breath.
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-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
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Celeste was thinking about as coherently as a raging rhyhorn at this point, so she didn't really notice Irene removing the last bit of clothing she had, though she did notice her clothes being reduced the their base atoms by her magnemite, which Chance quite efficiently turned into scrap metal in a frenzy of claws and teeth moments afterwards. The whole thing wasn't really good for Irene's health, since that momentary distraction just spurred her on into more strangling, shouting, and swearing. She didn't notice or care about the position they were in at this point, her anger rolling off her in near-tangible waves.

Honestly, it was probably a toss-up whether her or Voltaire was radiating more hatred by now. Seriously.

The helicopter did lead to Irene getting some semblance of regular breathing back, but not because it caught Celeste's attention. It's because it caught Leo's attention, and the buneary was ignorant enough to think that this big metal thing was going to attack his trainer, too. A big leap up to try to reach it resulted in him landing square on Celeste's back, and the woman lost her grip on Irene's throat in favour of trying to stop herself from winding up in an even more embarassing position.

It didn't really work, and Celeste was now pretty much right on top of Irene, and her face went red and eyes bugged out as the world came back into focus, including the news helicopter. Oh God...It's like I'm in one of those stupid movies my brother hides in the attic. My brother! If he sees me on the news like this... The smart thing at this point would have been to get off Irene, grab something to cover herself, and run for it.

Instead, Celeste started choking her again. "This...is...all...your...fault!"
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Irene smiled. Sure she was being choked to death, but at least she had made her opponent strip naked as well.

"Thanks for blocking the camera's view. Please stay that angle until the helicopter leaves. I'm sure they are getting nice shots of your butt."

How Irene managed to say that despite being choked she did not know. What she did know however is that she couldn't go on like that. She attempted to use her hands to make Celeste loosen up her grip on her. She had to. It was getting hard to breath.

"You really want to commit murder on live television being transmitted to the whole continent?"

Though she attempted to reason with her, Irene wasn't counting on it. She just struggled wildly and aimed to get free, considering a headbutt in case she felt like she absolutely had to get free or else she would stop breathing.
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-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
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This is seriously the most retarded thing ever. xD

SO LIKE, A BUNCH OF STUFF HAPPENED. Steely's gaining fans like crazy, though, which is interesting. And Celeste is choking a bitch, which is hilarious.

"Uh," she wasn't sure how to deal with all this, and took a second to just boggle at Celeste and Irene for a second before she realized that someone was talking to her. She looked up, and looked over to see Aloid and Pyre walking over, curiously staring at the kid too. They weren't really used to being fanboyed over.

"...um,"

Form words with your mouth and tongue, dear. Then again, it'd help if your brain could form them first. >.>

"Aloid was a gift and I bought Pyre a long time ago," she said, pointing at each Pokemon as she said their name and explained. Aloid was busy boggling at the two girls and all the rage and strangling, and Pyre was looking around curiously.

"And, um. Yes, I have more. Aloid, go save Celeste please? Here they are," she directed her Pokemon right in the middle of talking to Jared, and pulled off the rest of her Pokeballs and called them all out, to show the kid.

Apocalypse the Garchomp, Link the Flygon (and his spiffy clothing!), Delta the Dragonite, and Ozma the dark blue Metagross appeared, looking around and being baffled at what was going on here.

While Steely was entertaining her new fan, Aloid calmly walked over, stared, wondering how he was going to separate the two when there was no clothing to grab on, before simply leaning down and putting one arm around Celeste to lift her up.

He reached down to grab Irene by the neck with the other, holding her up and staring if he got a hold, like he wasn't sure what to do with her.
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FANSERVICING!!! WOOHOO!!! Now what's missing is competition :D

Jared stared at the woman with starry eyes. He began jumping up and down. "Yay! I get to see more!" He managed to control himself while the woman sent out the rest of her Pokemon.

With an uncharacteristic squeal of glee for his gender, Jared rushed to each of them to boggle and touch them all. The poor Drifloon somehow managed to remain motionless while allowing Jared to pull her around. It's quite surprising how she tolerated all of this.

Jared returned back to the nice woman. "Do you have more? I know you can only have up to six with you, but please tell me anyways. You're like, the best person I have ever met! I'm Jared, by the way.", and reached out his hand to shake hers.

At that point, one of Jared's pokeballs shook violently before bursting open by itself. The white light shot out towards the ground, and dissipated, leaving behind an EXTREMELY JEALOUS Totodile. He put himself between Jared and the woman and all of her Pokemon. He growled deeply and snapped on empty air at each and every single one of them. "HE'S MINE!!! BACK OFF!!!"

Jared picked him up and held him in his arms. "Hey now, Auraiso, don't be so rude!", he admonished, "They mean us no harm. They're just friendly, that's all." Yea, the boy's getting the wrong idea here. Auraiso snorted, and crossed his arms grumpily. "You don't get it."

He continued to glare at the ones who Jared were admiring. With a sheepish smile, Jared rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry about that. He always gets like this whenever I admire someone or something. I don't know what the deal is anyways."

Totally ignoring the scene a few feet away from him. Best to not let him see it and become emotionally scarred for life.
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Attempting to reason with Celeste moments after trying to further embarass her was not a good strategy. Trying to pry her hands off and struggling for freedom worked better, and soon it was Aloid to the rescue before Celeste could do serious irreversable damage to Irene's windpipe. There was a moment of panic when a large arm looped around her, enough of a panic that her grip loosened and she was easily pried off of her victim.

For a moment, all Celeste could do was scream out things like, "I'm not through with her yet!" as she strained and made strangling motions in the air in Irene's general direction, until something, probably the sounds of news helicopter blades rotating, finally brought her back to reality. She counted to ten in her head slowly as she tried not to look directly at Irene and deathgripped the tyranitar's arm in the hope that it would block most of her body from view. At last, she let out a much more Celeste-like squeak of, "Uh, Aloid, right? Could you move your arm a little closer to your side, buddy? Please?"

Sting flew over and hovered by his trainer, looking at her strangely. He had required a lot of talking to even mildly grasp humanity's views toward clothing and lack of it, and this incident would probably require great deal more of it to simply explain any of the motives of those involved. Leo and Chance were more interested in getting their trainer closer to the ground where she belonged, and the eevee carefully pawed Aloid's leg while making 'please give her back' barks.
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Reasoning with Celeste had no result, but fortunately the Tyranitar did. Irene slowly calmed down as well and realized she was naked on national television. She also took advantage of the Tyranitar's arm to cover herself, which was pretty hard considering he was holding her by her neck. Actually, it was a wonder her neck hadn't broken by now.

"You know...For all it's worth...I guess I took it too far. I'm...sorry. Also, your butt is still showing." She added just so Celeste wouldn't think she was a nice person. SHE WASN'T. SHE WAS EVIL.

She was feeling a little sorry. Half way through the whole thing she figured out Celeste was merely at the wrong place at the wrong time rather than a combatent, but she still went all out.

Still, she had to win this fight. But she had no idea how. Steely had a FUCKING TYRANITAR which was in some cultures, actually a God. More than that, she had no pokemons left to use. But there was one last thing she could do. One last dirty little trick.

"Um Ms.Tyranitar owner, I know this is crazy but this law means a lot to us on the stripping side. Could you please surrender and strip?"

ASKING NICELY. THE EVILEST OF ALL PLANS.

But Irene knew she had little chance of succeeding, so she tried to reason with her.

"Think about it. The sooner this war ends, the sooner this insanity ends. And I think it has gone for far too long, don't you think? And you can end it! I mean, you are the last clothed battler left. The kid isn't fighting, and the guy who said "sup" seems to be mentally retarded. Do the right thing! ...Or let's continue the madness for a few more hours. Your call."
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Steely was most certainly not used to all this attention. She didn't know what to think or what to do, so she settled for awkwardly scratching the back of her head and grinning while all of her titan Pokemon just... stood there and wondered what the hell was going on here. Everyone was naked.

"I, um... Steely," she awkwardly shook the boy's hand, turning bright red in the process, "And, yeah, I have more Pokemon," she looked down at the Totodile, "One of those. Uh. Blastoise, Sandslash, Lucario, Espeon... lots, really," she wasn't sure if she should just rattle off a list for him or what. She was still blushing at the whole 'best person ever' thing.

"And he's fine. Aloid here is the same way, except it's for anyone within ten feet of me. Like, anyone at all. Luckily he's distracted right now or he'd be glaring at you," she looked over to see what he was doing, making sure that he really wasn't killing anyone over there.

Said 'taur paused in his angry and looked at Celeste as she spoke to him. He wasn't sure what she wanted, but moved his arm as best he could, the way she wanted, tilting his head to make sure he was doing it right. He went back to hissing like a pit of snakes at Irene when she spoke again, though.

Steely looked over her shoulder at Aloid, Celeste, and Irene, quirking an eyebrow at her, "I'm not fighting for or against anything, so I'm not a part of this either. I don't like seeing people get ganged up on like that," she explained, watching. Aloid was looking at Steely, his muscles obviously on a hair trigger to crush Irene's neck if he should be given the command.

"...oh, put her down Aloid, she's been though enough,"

With a grudging grumble, the Tyranitar lowered his arm till her feet touched the ground, and then let go of her. Giving her such a glare, he carried Celeste back over to Jerad and Steely, setting her down with her Pokemon while Steely pulled off her jacket and handed it to her. She immediately shoved her left hand in her pocket, keeping her inner arm up against her body so nobody could see it. "Here,"

And the Pokemon just Loomed Ominously unless they were poked, at which point they made funny faces at whoever poked them.

Good times.
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It felt good to be alive. But still, Irene noticed one problem with Steely's argument of not being on no one's side.

"Well but from the moment you began fighting inside a strip war...Then you entered their side. Well, and even if you are on no one's side...Then you are a neutral. And therefore, all members of the clothed side have lost, which means you have to strip anyway. Also, she wasn't being ganged up on. If anything you two ganged up on me. The other two didn't fight."

Irene's logic was simple, but it was still impressive that she managed to say all of that while covering herself and trying to jump out of the Helicopter's view.

Now that she was calmer, her embarrassment was slowly returning.
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Character's goals:
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Jared glanced at the Tyranitar anxiously. A huge-sized Pokemon glaring at him just like what Auraiso did earlier sent chills down his spine. "Um, yeah. I wouldn't want someone like him looking at me like that." Auraiso gave the looming giant a challenging glance. Tyranitar or no, he would go up against anything. Determined lil croc Jared has there.

In his fanboy moment with Steely, Jared completely forgot about the naked women. He stared at them with big, innocent eyes, unawares that he is shaming himself in the process. Luckily, that won't happen for long.

The balloon that Jared was holding on to all this time suddenly came to life. She managed to free herself from his grasp, and shielded his eyes with her heart shaped things, and drifted down to sit on the top of his head.

Jared cried out and flailed his arms about, dropping Auraiso in the process. The lil croc made a startled squawk, and landed on the ground on his feet. He then turned around, and became an audience for what is happening in front of him. He had an idea as to what the Drifloon was doing.

Jared was not really trying to get the balloon off of him, but he tried anyways. He put his hands out in front of him like a mime, and moved them about. "Hey, hey, Fuwa. What are you doing? I just wanna take a peek."

The balloon shook her entire body in denial. Timid though she was, she would not let Jared be emotionally scarred. A gust of wind suddenly surrounded Jared, cutting him off of any words that would also scar him too.
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Celeste looked at Irene, immediately feeling guilty about her murder attempt. It wasn't like she was really going to kill her; she would have come to her senses around the time Irene's face started changing colour. All the same, she smiled at the apology, trying to ignore that last stab. She figured it was something of a compulsion with this girl, given that she was making similar comments while Celeste had her pinned.

"I'm sorry, too. I wasn't really thinking clearly after you tore my shirt off. I hope I didn't hurt you too badly. Though, I have to wonder why your first instinct after I tackled you was to take off my underwear..." She flashed a tiny smirk at Irene; it was an attempt at returning the favour after the butt comment, but her heart wasn't really in it. She was just too nice.

Celeste was hesitant to let go of Aloid's arm, and she went from deathgripping the tyranitar to burying herself Steel's jacket in a split second, murmuring a quiet thanks as her three currently-outside pokemon surrounded her while making concerned noises. "I'm okay. I'd worry more about her, if I were you guys. Think I left bruises." Chance growled in Irene's direction, not interested at all in caring about her welfare.

Leo, very curious about these strange pokemon, went around and gave each of them a poke and giggled rather girlishly at the faces they made. Then he decided that Delta was the most fun to poke and prodded the dragonite's belly a few times until Sting flew over and pulled him away before he got eaten.

She thought about Irene's next words. "Well, to be fair, I wasn't really fighting for anyone's side either. I was just mad because you soaked me. Fighting to help me when I wasn't on anyone's side shouldn't put her on one either, and I think there's a difference between 'I'll join whatever side wins' and 'I'm not part of this at all.' You might as well race out into Hart Station and say everyone there has to strip." Having a sense of reason again was very nice, definately.
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Aloid sat down suddenly, shaking the ground a little from the impact. He was behind Steely, and still managed to Loom and Look Scary from where he was, sitting with no expression on his face and just staring at everyone.

Most of the rest of her Pokemon were far more friendly. Well, kind of.

"So, this is the argument of someone who just lost. Do I need to electrocute you myself or are you going to drop it and run away already?" she warned over at Irene, having to lean to look around Aloid so she could see her. The air crackled ominously, promising electrocution if it was needed.

She shook her head and looked back at the other two, "Anyw-" she stopped, watching Jerad being attacked by his own balloon. Well, kind of. It was shielding his eyes, which... sort of made sense? He looked kinda young.

Still didn't mean that she knew what to do here. So she scratched her head and looked confused, her blush finally fading. She saw the little croc on the ground, and knealed down next to him, "Should we do something?" she asked, even though she wouldn't be able to understand him.

Delta was friendly, and when Leo was poking her, she only giggled and waved merrily down at him, squeaking. She made a sad noise when the Beedrill pulled him away. She wasn't going to eat him. Aloid was more likely to do that, and he was still sitting there like a statue right now.
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Jared continued to wave his arms about, trying halfheartedly to get the Drifloon off of his head.

Auraiso heard a voice, and looked where it came from, and was hard-pressed to not growl. It's that woman again! He could not stop himself from making angry glances at her, though. He did respond to her question by shrugging, then getting up. He demonstrated that HE could not do anything by shooting some water at the wall of gusty winds.

The water was easily dispersed by the wind. Auraiso then looked back at Steely, seeming as if to say, "See?"

He did take notice of the Dragonite being friendly with a rabbit. Hmm, she doesn't look so bad. Still, he could not get over the fact that Jared liked her. He waddled over to the Dragonite anyways, and waved up at her with a toothy smile.

Jared decided that he had enough, and uncovered his eyes. "Ok, Fuwa. I think that's enough." The Drifloon seemed to agree with him, for she went back to being a regular balloon. The wall of wind also disappeared. That was when Jared saw Celeste.

He rushed over to her to try to help her. "Are you alright? My name is Jared. What's yours?"

Focus on one thing at a time, ignore the rest. That's how Jared flows.
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