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Civil War- Strip Pokemon Battling. Are you pro or against it?
Topic Started: Jul 17 2009, 06:33 PM (3,272 Views)
Irene Adler
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It was time. Many people were looking down upon strip pokemon battling. Some said it should be illegal. Some said it should be legal. Irene wanted it to be legal.

Some people had voted, and the result was in. Strip battling was going to become illegal in 24 hours. Irene and many people hated that. They decided to form an army, and go against that. Their objection was to assassinate the leader of the anti-strip battling party, therefore canceling the new anti-strip battling law.

She was now recruiting all people who were pro strip battling to form an army.


"C'mon losers! LET'S BATTLE FOR FREEDOM! WHO IS WITH ME?"

List of Pro strip battling trainers
-Irene
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List of Anti strip battling trainers(aka stupid people)
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Aris digitized and drifted to the ground, arriving shortly after Irene.

Strip battling? He didn't really give a shit. But it was outlawed, and any way he could resist the state, he was going to take it. Plus, I mean, why not?

So when he landed on the ground, he immediately stumbled over to the single person shouting.

"Hah!" he said, and immediately joined with her. "Civil liberties must be defended. This horrid infringement on our rights is tyranny, plain and simple. They will feel our retribution. A civil war? There is no war but class war! A revolution! For humanity, for freedom! Hah!"
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...so.

"This is stupid,"

"You got that right,"

We have a... well, Steely/Katrina thing. Essentially the girl was standing off to the side, arms crossed, seemingly taking to herself as her voice took up little changes depending on who was speaking.

It was really, really, really fucking weird to listen to, really.

Also never going to happen in canon, so I may as well have fun with it here, right?

"I mean, why would this ever be a good idea?"

Katrina was quiet for a second, and seemed to be considering. Finally: "Oh, I think it could be amusing at the very least, but still. They're going about this the wrong way," she thought down to the six monsters at her belt, smirking at the thought of just throwing them all out and letting them run a rampage.

"I think it's dumb,"

"Well, we have self image issues, so that might be why you think that," she sighed, shaking her head.

Yeah, standing off to the side, talking to herself. Multiple personalities are fun, kids.

If this doesn't make sense, it's because we're not done with our current freeform. Just go with it.
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Some people were starting to appear. That was good. However, Irene got paranoid. For two reasons. One was that this was never in any shape or form ever going to become canon, so she felt free to do whatever the hell was lulzy. Second of all, she wasn't sure about something.

"Alright, our army is starting to take shape...But how can I be sure you are not spies of the anti strip battling faction? I'm not going to ask you all to strip naked yet, but at least strip to your underwear!"

After saying that, Irene herself took off her shirt and skirt, staying in nothing but her underwear. She would normally feel embarrassed because of of that, but it was non canon, so the hell with it.

"Prove your loyalty to the cause by stripping as well! I HAVE TO KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU GUYS!"
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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"Without trust, we are nothing."

And with that, Aris joined Irene in semi-nudity.

"Shall we exchange public keys? I'd like to keep in touch. This can double as a key-signing party, I'm sure," he suggested. "Communication will be vital to the revolution, encryption just as important. Our circle of trust, it will need to be strong.

"That one over there, she's shifty. Talking to herself. Suspicious. We'll need to get to know her better first."

And so he approached her. "Who are you?" he asked, despite already knowing her.
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Steely/Katrina watched the goings on with both a look of horror and great amusement. How that's possible, I don't think we'll ever really know. Again, just go with it.

The looks faded when Aris approached her, and they blinked. Kat sort of remembered this guy, and Steely was looking at a butterfly floating around somewhere behind Aris.

(Hey, pay attention to him,)

(Sorry,)

Now the half naked man had her attention!

"Katrina,"

"C'mon Aris, you know me. Steely,"

There was a pause. In the mental void, the two personalities looked at each other. (You're really not helping here,)

(...I'm supposed to be helping? lolwut?)

Dot dot dot. The woman looked back at Aris and shrugged. No stripping here, no sir.

Parenthesis are thoughts, btw, in case you didn't catch that.
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"Steely?"

He looked closely.

"I suppose. But you must join us! This injustice, these misdeeds against human nature, they are an abomination unto every man and woman alive! Law never made man a whit more just; and by means of their respect for it, even the well disposed are daily made agents of injustice!"

He sighed.

"Steely, come to our side!"



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Irene Adler
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"Yes, Aris, we'll start a revolution."

How Irene found out his name we'll never know. We will however know that she walked with him towards steely, and her...curious reply. Huh. Two names. Talking to herself. Great, she was crazy. She wasn't stripping. Not crazy enough, it seemed.

"You entered a revolutionary moviment pro-stripping. You knew you would have to strip! Either take off your clothes, or we will execute you as a spy! And yes, we can do that. C'mon, it will be a good new experience for you. We are just stripping to our underwear here. First stepts first. Not even naked. C'mon. We are all friends here."

Despite her big smile, Irene was going through lots of ways of killing Steely in case she was in fact a spy from the anti strip battling party. But hopefully she wouldn't have to go that far.
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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"Kill her?

"From my point of view the killing of another, except in defense of human life, is archistic, authoritarian, and therefore, no Anarchist can commit such deeds. It is the very opposite of what Anarchism stands for.

"I refuse to be a part of it."

He stared accusingly at Irene.


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She quirked an eyebrow at the two, Steely was getting rather nervous at this point, while Katrina... didn't much care right now.

"Um," Nervous fidget, but that quickly disappeared as Katrina leaned forward and grined at Irene.

"No," she said simply, "And go ahead and try, girlie, I dare you~"
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"Fine, fine. We won't kill her. We'll do something else more peaceful...Alright?"

Irene started to think of how to counter that situation. Right, for now, just agree not to kill.

"Right...He is right. We won't kill you. But we'd really appreciate it if you stripped, and joined the moviment. C'mon, it will be fun!"

Yes, sweet talking. Maybe that would work.

"Please? Afterall, you saw both me and Aries in our underwear. It's only fair. Besides...It will be fun! A revolution! You can become famous! Do it for the children of the world!"
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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"Fame?"

Aris sighed.

"Fame repulses me. We don't do these things because we want to be recognized, we do them because they are right. In this world, it is dangerous to be right when those in power are wrong. We tread on enough toes already, in this public forum, our opposition is likely well-known.

"Well, at least you are. I'm jumping through Tor and a strict TSL encryption. You're probably fucked."

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...right!

Kat just... slowly shook her head, listening to the two. Quality entertainment here.

"I won't strip, sorry. I'm not wearing any underwear, number one," she grinned, tapping her fingers on her arm, "And, number two, I don't care about this either way, really. I'm not much of a competitive battler anyways, so it doesn't matter to me either way,"
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It was annoying. It seemed that talking wasn't going to do anything. Alright. No need to get upset over that. It seemed like Steely was going to need some convincing. Maybe even force! Nope, force would be wrong. And Steely seemed much wronger than her. Maybe...A bet?

"Alright, alright. How about this? We flip a coin. If you win, I stop bothering you AND I'll give you the entire revolutionary fund. 1000000000000 zennies."

No one knew how Irene had gotten that money. But it was okay, because it was non canon.

"But if I win, you strip. How about it? It seems like a good deal."
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
Filthy disgusting humans. Floyd had received word of this new age movement. The apes wanted to degrade the proud tradition of battling by demeaning it to that of strip poker! He couldn’t have it. He wouldn’t. Even if he was the lone naysayer in all of Opaddeka, he would not stand idly by and allow these people to make a mockery of his honorable hobby.

The Scavian materialized in his digitized form within the bounds of cyber space. He flexed his computer generated muscles and snorted, pleased that he was no less substantial than in reality. He shook his head, rattling his horns and lashing his rat like tail vehemently. It was time to put an end to this nonsense forever!

He stalked forward toward the gathering group, claws on his naked feet clicking hollowly on the digital floor. His Lt. Colonol was there, and so was Aris. Only one seemed to be there merely to watch, and the trouble maker stood with the rallying point in this charade. He growled, thoroughly disgusted.

The Nazi Irene had been waiting to challenge had appeared. He flinched. The sight of Aris in his boxers/speedos/tightywhiteys/THONG whatever it is Aris wears, and the girl wearing only her… well. Lets just say she wouldn’t be swaying him from female Scavian’s anytime soon. Human’s were ugly, no doubt about it. Already he’d seen enough to give him nightmares for the rest of his life.
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Katrina blinked as a feeling sort of dawned on her, and looked over her shoulder at Floyd. Hey, look who was here.

"Hello Floyd, sir," she grinned at him, voice a slight bit different then normal. Awesome, now things were going to get really good.

Either way, she looked back at Irene, smirking faintly. A bet?

"Sorry sweetheart, I don't bet. Especially not on coin flips. I might take you up on a battle, though," she turned slightly to look at Floyd, still grinning, "Whatcha think, Floyd? By the way, what are you doing here, anyways?"
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Steely replied to Irene's proposal, but she wasn't listening anymore. She was too worried about the FREAKING ALIEN THAT CAME OUT OF OF NOWHERE. That. was. freaking. creepy.

"A-alien!"

Irene tripped, and slowly moved so that she would be behind Steely. She wanted someone between her and the freaking alien.

"W-W-WHAT IS THAT?"

She began to get up, trying to hold herself to a child to her mother when in face of a stranger. She then tripped again, out of fear. She tried to hold to anything so that she wouldn't fall. Accidentally, she held on to Steely's pants, and acidentally pulled them off. It really was a lie. THE CAKE, I mean, the no underwear thning was a lie. She was wearing underwear. Irene noticed she accidentally stripped the girl, but she was too busy shaking in fear of the alient o say anything.

"A--A-A-A-LIEN!"
Edited by Irene Adler, Jul 17 2009, 08:50 PM.
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
“What am I doing here!?” He paused to think about that. What WAS he doing here anyway? Oh yes, that’s right. To prevent accidental blinding of poor unsuspecting trainers all over the country. “I’m here because no one else has the nerve to put a stop to...to that!” He jabbed a claw at the horror that was half naked Aris.

How can anyone think that was a GOOD thing? Really?

“Tell me you’re not siding with this…person?” He snorted at Irene. “And Aris…Really? What are you thinking! If you want to run around naked, do it on the privacy of your own stinkin’ boat, not where the rest of us have to look.”

The girl cowered behind Steely. Floyd would have laughed had she not somehow managed to shuck his Lt. Colonel. Quickly he averted his ‘sight’, turning his head in another direction - any direction other than the half naked humans.
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So, there was an Alien.

And Irene was freaking out. Gold!

"I don't understand why everyone freaks out at the sight of you, Floyd,"

She paused, looking down when she noticed a draft. Well, can't have that. Her mouth flattened into a completely unamused line, and she reached up and hiked her pants back up, making her belt tighter. "I'm just here watching all the comedy. I'm not with them, no," she laughed, scooting away and standing over next to Floyd. The girl was too afraid to respond to her, and she wanted to see what would happen if Kat only got closer to the alien.

"I think it's funny, really," she said conversationally over at Floyd, and chuckled. Mean lady that she is. >.> At least she's holding her pants up now.
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Curtis burst into the scene with a laughable look on his face. He had been outrunning some lady that he had gotten angry since he had commented that her Pokemon was 'weak'. It had supplied him with a bit of muse, but he decided to duck out here while she kept on going. When he turned around he was quite confused about this site. Apparently there was something about making an attempt to legalize strip battling.

"Huh?" it didn't really bother him. Mainly because he was confident that he'd never lose in such a battle. "What's going on here?" he asked aloud, his voice giving off a comic tone. This place sure was weird...

As he scanned the area, everyone seemed to look normal... for the most part. Until his eyes locked onto something in this crowd of people. "What the hell" escaped his mouth as he stared directly at the alien form in the room. That thing looked extremely intimidating, and he began to wonder what an alien was doing at this rally, or better yet... on this planet....
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Irene was still petrified. She was on her knees, with her arms around Steely's legs, just like a scared child. It was kind of funny to watch. Irene moved her head to the side so she could look at the alien.

"M-Mr...Alien.Sir. Ms. I don't know! U-um, I'll do whatever you want, j-just don't hurt me!"

Irene was really scared. Aliens were her only weakness. That, and rocket launchers on fire.
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-To make strip pokemon battling as common as regular pokemon battling.( )
-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Once in a man becomes a man, he begins to have manly dreams...about women.

These dreams are no mere "normal" dreams. These are...naughty dreams.

When a man...loves a woman...he looks deeply into her eyes, holds her close...

and tries to look down her shirt so he can see as much of her chest as possible.

When a man reaches a certain age, he begins to become more and more insightful to the female gender, he becomes aware. The high heels they wear, the tight clothes, the make up, the purfume, it's ALL to lure men to look at them, but, they went about it ALL wrong, when a man and a woman went to the bedroom together, to do the nasty, to do the horizontal tango, to act like animals in heat, or simply put, to get down and make love until the sun comes up, they don't need high heels, or make up, or even perfume!

Men like T and A, men like girls who are naked. Men like naked girls! It's that simple.

Tyson was a man. He was a pokemon trainer. If he beat a women in a strip battle, he got to see their goodies, which meant he was happy. But...something about his code, this was all wrong. Tyson was a REAL man, which meant, he liked women, but he wanted to romance them, he wanted to pamper them, to treat them right! To love them, and then EARN the love in return. He believed in waiting until he was sure he loved the girl before we ever had sex with them. It was his code, to hell with other guys! He was his own man! He was the kind of guy who always looked into a girls eyes, and never into her "headlights"

He appeared in a flash, head down, crouched low and holding an egg in his arms. The Poke-father was here.

"HEY EVERYBODY! I have something to say right here. Right now!" He stood up all cool like, and pointed at Irene. You can't run around like a little tramp! What kind of guy would want to date you since EVERYONE will have seen your "goodies"! I'm not saying being naked isn't cool! But damnit! This is insanity! you can't go around flashing every guy you meet! This strip battle thing has to be aboli-"

Then he saw "her" He stopped running his mouth, and even forgetting Floyd, his second favorite orange pokemon. "Whoa...The gods have created the perfect woman...May I have your name...You blond bombshell you!!" Tyson almost bounded over to the blond girl known as Steely. "Please miss, if I died right now, I'd be so happy, but...I must know your name! I'm afraid cupid struck me with an arrow! And I must know your beautiful name!!" His handsome smile sprung onto his face. He finally realized Floyd was there, and waved.

"Hey Floyd. Is she with you? Come on maaaan really? Show me some love and hook me up! And oh yeah! I am totally against this strip battle thing!" >: (
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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
Floyd hissed with satisfaction. Their ringleader was breaking already! Perhaps this incident would not come to an embarrassing and revolting conclusion after all.

“It’ss SSsir.” He spat as arrogantly as possible. A rumbling growl rose in his throat as he contemplated how best to deal with this situation. “You want to know what you can do? Put your damn clothes back on girl. THAT’s what you can do.”

And then Tyson made his grand entrance, still clutching his prolific cow’s egg. He was all eyes for poor Steely, and the alien wasn’t sure who to feel sorry for. He decided he’d best feel sorry for himself. There was no way he was going to claim responsibility for the love struck human’s moves on his Lt. Colonel. Nor would he let the guy blame him when the blonde killed him.

He dodged the question, roaring in agreement with Tyson’s poorly timed aversion to the naked people competitions.
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Katrina was busy laughing at the whole situation (the terrified girl, everyone freaking out over the sight of her alien leader, etc), when suddenly there was someone else here. Another trainer with a Pokemon Egg in his arms and...

Wait.

Wait.

Waaaaait. He was talking to her?

The both of them boggled at him for a second (Steely was pulled out of lala land wherever she was to see this), not sure what to say. Eventually, a cunning smile crossed her face, and she offered her hand to him. Oh she's a'schemin' now.

"Katrina Cerberus. And you would be?"

(What in the hell are you getting us into? D:<)

(I'm going to have some fun with him, I think. >.>)

So, can you guys tell who's the evil personality yet? Hmmm? >.>
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Some people, when pushed to their limit, will become super saiyans. Irene was not one of those people. She did, however, suddenly get her confidence back. Why should she be scared of an alien? She could take him on!

Matter of fact is, she couldn't. But she didn't know that.

“You want to know what you can do? Put your damn clothes back on girl. THAT’s what you can do.”

"I'll put my clothes back WHEN I WANT TO. I'm fine with only my underwear for the moment, thank you. It's like a bikini dumbass. And, I'll get naked if I want to."

Then, right after she was finished, Tyson went up to her.

"You can't run around like a little tramp! "

That's when she got mad. She walked towards him, and slapped him. Twice. Then five more times.

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me! If a guy I want to date can't see past my body, then I don't want to date hi-"

Before she could finish her speech, the hypocrite was staring at Steely. Irene facepalmed. Right. Damn hypocrite. She walked towards Steely, and again pulled down her pants. This time on purpose.

"Still against strip battling?"

She then turned to Steely, and apologized for pulling down her pants.

"I'm sorry for that. But still, isn't there a part of you that finds this whole thing....Hilarious? Don't you think that a revolution would be EVEN MORE HILARIOUS? If there is even a little part of you that thinks this is funny...C'mon, let's make this even more funny."

She then turned to Floyd.

"And you..."

She then turned back to Steely, without even talking to Floyd. She really thought he was creepy.

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-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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SMACK, SMACK! SMACKING SOMEBODY TODAY!

The double slap hit 7 times, critical hit each time! It was SUPER effective! But did Tyson care? Hellz no! He used an Omega awesome potion on himself and went to flirting with Steely. Then the other girl jerked her pants down. Tyson covered his eyes, uncovered them, then covered them again. "NO! I cannot bear to see your panties! you're like a goddess, and I would be tainting myself if I was to see you like this, and not have paid 1,000,000z for you in gifts and dinner, alienated, sorry Floyd, all my friends, spent time with you doing lame stuff I didn't want, and even pretending to like your mother. NO! I can't see you like this unless I have suffered these trials!!" Tyson covered his eyes, but peeked through a very small crack in his hand. "I'm simply seeing if you pulled them back up!"

He spun around three time and hummed a hymn, and the blond girls pants flew back up to the original position "magically". "There you go...as for your name! It's heavenly! Me? Well oh I'm just Tyson Campbell. You know! Like the soup!! I'm delicious! MmmmmMmmm good!" He nodded a few times then looked at Floyd.

"Yo bro! That's not all my psychic powers can do you know? Watch out for the number Forty-five...and zombies! Trust me." He winked, then went back to the blond girl. His hearts would have turned to eyes, but this wasn't a cartoon, or a RPG, this was real frickin' life! "I think we should take this issue and discuss it over some dinner. Candle lit. Expensive food. I'll pay." :D
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Strolling along through poketechopia, I couldn't help but notice the commotion. Recognizing Floyd, I decided to observe the drama unfolding.

Ok, maybe it was because everyone was getting naked that I decided to stay. After the sparsely-dressed girl finished her rantings, I chimed in.

"So, what's all this about? I can't pretend not to be intrigued."


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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
“Well if that’s how it’s going to be…” He plucked a pokeball from his belt and tapped the trigger with a claw. “Let’s get this party started.”

A ball of adorable fluff and cuteness exploded into the aliens arms. Proudly he set the blonde powder puff on the ground where she wrapped her silky tail about herself and scowled at everyone one in cyber space. Her lip hooked on one fang and her pert nose wrinkled disdainfully. Damn but she was cute.

Pookie warbled a silly trilling note to all, just to let them know she could talk too. Her fur stood on end, as if she suspected everyone here to make a move on the alien standing just behind her.
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And again she found her pants down. This was starting to get annoying.

Ignoring Tyson's flailing, she calmly reached down and hiked her pants back up, and rounded on Irene.

It's on now.

"Ok, see, the first time it wasn't intentional. That time it was, and now I'm pissed off," she cracked her knuckles, glancing over at Floyd as he released his hairball terror. Man that was a high leveled Eevee.

But she had one better!

But first, she glanced over at Tyson, an eyebrow raised. "...maybe some other day," she grinned, and winked at him, then turned back to look at Irene, a glint of Evil in her eyes.

Yes, way more evil then Irene could ever hope to be. "It'll be hilarious, as long as it doesn't happen to me,"

She too reached for a ball on her belt, plucked it off, and tossed it into the air. Hopefully everyone would scoot away, because there was suddenly a huge rock/dark monster standing there, looking... baffled. Aloid was a Tyranitar, but he was confused as to why he'd been called out in the middle of a crowd...
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Irene reacted quickly. First, the alien got a pokeball ready. That's when she reacted quickly, completley misintrepreting the situation. For a second, she thought that Floyd was a Pokemon. And threw a Pokeball at him.

"GO POKEBALL GO!"

Then, Steely didn't react the way she hoped she would. Irene panicked, and reached for the first pokeballs she had. She threw two...And too bad, they were empty. HOWEVER, a plot twist occurred. Pokeballs can capture objects sometimes. Like rice balls. And this time, they captured Steely's shirt and pants. It was a long distance stripping attack! And then, the pokeballs bounced back to Irene, who jumped back hoping to avoid the Tyranitar.

"DAMN. A TYRANITAR."

She then let her SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME SQUIRTLE out. It was time to battle.

"...But before we start this...let's wait until the rest of my side arrives, to make it fair. You guys have 3 people on your side. I only have two. Let's wait for one more."
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-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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"OH MY GOD FLOYD WATCH OUT!" Tyson used his awesome skills to pull a baseball bat out from his ass (Not literally, put out of his pocket to be exact) and use it to attack the pokeball. "BOINK! BONK! No way! you can't capture my friend! He's super awesome! and I LOVE HIM!" Tysons face made a >: ( like expression as he put the bat back into his pocket.

"OH MY FRICKIN GOD! ALRIGHT THAT IS IT! YOU CANT ATTACK MY FUTURE WIFE LIKE THAT!" Tyson had a hard time not looking at the sexy blond babe, but he had to romance her first, otherwise he was going against his man code, and as all men know, you BE a real man, you have to have HONOR! and a PENIS! He checked down his pants and nodded. Definatly a penis. Tyson pulled out his pokeball and prepared tossed it out, the Grimer he found in his PC, a letter from a guy named Jolt. Tyson remembered the letter.

"Dear Tyson Campbell. I don't know why, but I got the retarded idea to send all my pokemon to random people. You inner thoughts told me you wanted my Grimer. So here it is! TAKE IT!"

Tyson nodded and threw the pokeball high into the sky, the Grimer popping out and landing on Irene. "YEAH! Now go Grimer! Make her fell like a dirty girl! Seriously! What now huh!? You're REALLY dirty now! Don't worry my love! i'll defend your ho-

OH MY GAWD IT'S POOKIE!!!!!" Tyson backed away from the tiny Eevee and put the egg in front of him. "Take the egg you beatiful pokemon! just leave me alive! Grimer! Saaaave mee!!!"

Grimer flipped Tyson the bird, he was too busy humping Irene's leg.

"See what you get for being so close to naked?"

Tyson really needed a spell check...whatever that was. Oh well.
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Pookie gaped. It was perhaps the first time the fluffy thing had ever been so confused. That Tyson thing had just defended HER daddy. Well. He was forgiven for looking at her blankee so enviously on their first meeting. Everyone can make an honest mistake you know.

And what was this?

He shoved that egg in front of her like a peace offering. She sneered at the thing and poked a dainty paw at it. The egg wobbled. She huffed and pouted but ultimately curled around the thing and draped her blonde tail about it. She would guard the egg for the Tyson thing until he decided to have a brain again.

Meanwhile, Floyd was roaring with laughter. He was bent double and gasping for air. He landed on his tail and hissed and spit until he could see straight again.

The grimer…it was humping Irene. And it just…it just made an obscene gesture to Tyson…This thing HAD to meet Squishy. He rolled and guffawed. It was just too much.
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Aloid scratched his head, looking around and trying to figure out what was going on, when suddenly someone assaulted Steely! Couldn't have that! Growling like a mad beast, the Tyranitar started advancing on Irene, tail thrashing.

Katrina was left wondering how in the hell that had just happened, and buttoned the front of her trenchcoat. There, that wasn't so bad. Knowing that Aloid was going to do what she asked, she called out to the beast.

"Aloid, be a dear and get my clothes back, will you?"

Realizing something else, she looked at Tyson with a smirk. "And would you be a dear and help too?"

Steely!ego was facepalming and groaning to herself. Oi. Did not want to see grimer rape here, no. what
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Right. A tyranitar going up against her. That wasn't nice. And a grimmer Humping her leg. Not nice either. She called her Squirtle to her side, and held her as a machine gun. She then pointed it at the grimmer.

"Yippie kay yay, leg humper!"

Squirtle, in the most die hard way possible, blew the grimmer away. In fact, it was perfect. The grimmer hit the Tyranitar on the face! The perverted creature had yet to realize that instead of humping a young girl's leg, he was humping a tyranitar's face.

Irene didn't want to see that. Instead, she took advantage of the moment and threw a SUCKER POKEBALL in Steely's direction. But the tyranitar, although humped, was still brave enough to deflect it. She then threw another pokeball...And it was yet again useless.

"Shoulg I give up?" Irene wondered.

NO! A voice shouted inside her head. THE GOD OF STRIP BATTLING IS WITH YOU! EVEN IF YOU DON'T BELIVE IN YOURSELF, THE GODS BELIEVE IN YOU! BELIEVE IN US WHO BELIEVE IN YOU!

Irene got up. She shouldn't give up! She threw another pokeball...This time however, it seemed as if it was going to miss Steely. But it hit a tree, and then it went towards her trenchcoat. Then it missed. Then Irene threw another pokeball, hoping it would work this time.

"TAKE THAT!"

She released her spearow, and told him to use peck on Tyson's....Most sensitive place.

And to the pokemon alien...Irene ignored him. He scared the crap outta her.
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-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
-To send a letter to someone telling them in advance that she is going to steal from them( )

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Tyson's eyes burned with intense fire. His mouth hung open with supreme determination as he had his grand task thrust on his shoulders. "GRIMER! ABSORB THAT GIRLS FORM! MEMORIZE IT!" Again, the Grimer gave him the gesture, but slipped around Irene this time, covering her in his oozey grossness before getting blasted away by the Squirtle.

"I'LL GET YOU! AND YOUR TINY TURTLE TOO!" Tyson pointed to Grimer. "OKAY DUDE!! It's time to stop being a jerk, and do what you're told so I can help the beautiful lady out, and earn her trust! Now! Take that girls form like some sort of sexy, but very disturbing sludge woman!" The Grimer jumped down and took a deep breath, then released it and took the form of a very naked, and very obese old woman. "NO! STUPID!" The getsure, what was with that Grimer? Why was it such an asshole? Maybe it came from that Jolt!? guy.

"GET IT RIGHT! SEXY SLIME WOMAN GO! I don't care if you're not supposed to do it...THIS IS MY FUTURE WIFE RIDING ON THE LINE!" The grimer twisted it's shape, looking very similar, thought very purple, and very slimy version of Irene.

"HA! See! Look at yourself! Now come here Gr-Irene-Mer! See how I switched the name around? Arn't I just the cutest?!" He smiled at Steely then went back to business.

"NOW! Act like that girl! Flaunt your goods Grimer! She can see what a tramp she looks like!" The slime copy of Irene nodded.




Then jumped on Tyson and attempted to kiss him. "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! You're not REALLY sexy! I said pretend you're HER!" Poor Tyson, the Grimer was a horny little bastard, humping everything in sight, now even his trainer.
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The Eevee rolled her bright brown eyes. Pokeballs everywhere! This was a madwoman they were dealing with, and she took her self appointed task of protecting the silly egg and her Daddy all the more seriously.

Floyd was of no help whatsoever. He was gasping for air, unable to breath and lying on his side wheezing with horse giggles. At this rate, the alien would pass out and never see a battle at all. He couldn’t get the idea of Irene laying an egg out of his mind…and now it was molesting Tyson…Would he lay an egg too?

The alien gagged, twitched…and tried to draw in another breath but hadn’t the energy left him to do so. Floyd passed out. So much for saving the cyber universe from the likes of Irene.

Pookie watched her alien blip out of existence, defaulting back to his real body aboard the Sunflare. She scowled. She looked at Steely, and pouted. She looked to Tyson and screwed up her face, giving him up as a lost cause. The egg was abandoned. She gave Irene a dirty look and threw back her head haughtily.

She too vanished. Leaving the insanity to Underpants Woman and her dashing silent sidekick, Thong Man.
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Kat was just as amused as Floyd, but not paralzed with laughter like he was and... oh, hey, he disappeared. She blinked at where he had just been, and looked at Pookie. She shrugged at the blond Eevee, sort of at a loss herself.

Then... the other girl was throwing Pokeballs everywhere and missing everything. Well, time to leave.

She withdrew her tyranitar (who looked like he was about to snap Irene's neck, and looked over at Tyson... getting molested by his own Grimer.

Uh.

"...maybe next time, kid," she winked at him, and suddenly blinked back into the canon reality where none of them would remember these shenanigans.
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"......THEY LEFT! THAT MAKES ME WINNER BY DEFAULT!"

Irene then turned to her last opponent. The boy with...AN IRENE CLONE HUMPING HIM? She ran towards them, and kicked the Irene clone. She then decided to try one more last time to convert him.

"See this, AND CONVERT TO STRIP BATTLING!"

Irene took off her bra and panties, finally staying completely naked. It was the ultimate blow.

"So, you on my side now? Because if you are, we just won the fight by default."
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-To take over the world( )
-To make playing soccer with Voltorbs the national sport.( )
-To become the world's greatest pokemon thief( )
-To take over the world.( )
-To use a magikarp as a weapon to knock down someone/something.( )
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"Grimer get off. Shows over." The grimer jumped off, and lit a cigarette, changing back to normal and sludging over to retrieve Tyson's egg.

With Steely gone, and Floyd too, Tyson had no trouble at all oogling the hell out of Irene. "Don't worry....I was ALWAYS on your side. I just wanted to play for the other team, get in their heads, now I know the blond girls weakness! And I have her in my debt, and thinking i'm silly." He was totally checking her out while talking.

"Grimer her was a good actor don't you think...ahh what I wouldn't give to have a mustache right now so I could twirl it...my devious plan has gone of perfectly...almost...perfectly."

With that, Tyson ripped his shirt off with his bare hands, revealing a well toned, well oiled chest, and even his arms glistened. He was the statue of manliness, his entire upper torso would make most girls drool over him. But he wasn't done yet, no, not by a long shot. He too pulled his pants down, and off, even his legs looks deliciously sexy. He was a treat for women world wide.

Then came the g string, it too was taken off, and he stood completely nude with Irene. Except, he was no mere man, he was a king...no he was a GOD! He was perfect in every single way. Pssh...he was almost as sexy as Fabio himself.

Tyson posed a few times, showing off his too sexy body. "Lookey lookey what that blondie is missin out on. Strip battles for the win!"


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A Kirlia opened her eyes in a panic, and looked around, crying out for her mother. A Gardevior grabbed her, and held her close, the two psychic pokemon talked amongst themselves.

"Mother! I swear I dreamed the strangest dream...There was a stupid man with brown and black hair, a tramp girl, a blond girl with manipulation issues, and a large orange pokemon, who had his own pokemon and could talk!!" The Kirlia cried in her mothers chest now. "There there dear...That was all just a very bad dream....or a very silly RP thread by a bunch of people who are up too late and really just have no hold on their imaginatons." The Kirlia looked up. "What mother?" Her eyes brimming with tears.

"Oh nothing dear...I was joking. It was possible a future sight you have seen. Or maybe an alternate world...Whatever it was, be careful, next time you might just get pulled in!! hahahaha" The Kirlia pulled away and laid back down...Destined to have more nightmares thanks to her mother.

---The End---
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