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| Cerby | Apr 18 2009, 05:24 PM Post #1 | ||||||||||||
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At some point, anyways. Dishing out from the magical cup of happy~! .2 to Sparky - Lvl 113 to Dhaos - Lvl 91.5 to Zipper - Lvl 104 to Bit - Lvl 64 to Richter - Lvl 6So .6 remaining in my magical cup of happy. Mrr.Switching team: boxing Dhaos, Bit, Eva, and Richter, and yoinking out Tom, King, and Lady. Resulting APL iiiis...9.8. Picking up my first OME paycheck (+100z) and dumping it in the bank, calculating interest. 17301z in the bank. Berryplz. :3 And marching out onto the beach for a while after shopping. Lalalaaa~ Oh yeah, and sending a fire/dawn stone off to Elijah. Yah. Edited by Cerby, Apr 18 2009, 05:31 PM.
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| Kirin | Apr 18 2009, 05:31 PM Post #2 | ||||||||||||
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Kirin the Bloodedge
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Ignoring the fact it's the wrong stone... You may now have a .
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| Cerby | Apr 21 2009, 04:22 PM Post #3 | ||||||||||||
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I'm back here for now, chillin'. And picking up 1k from Sam. <3 Thnx Sam. |
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| Cerby | Apr 24 2009, 05:09 PM Post #4 | ||||||||||||
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Hey I adopted stuff! <3 Sending off 2k for adoption/s. And sending the Stantler to the OME. Have fun over thar, deer. >.> |
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| Cerby | Apr 25 2009, 01:36 PM Post #5 | ||||||||||||
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OME paycheck. :< +100z | ||||||||||||
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| Cerby | Apr 27 2009, 06:45 PM Post #6 | ||||||||||||
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I adopted rabbitz. :D And sending 2k off for them, leaving me effectively almost broke. Did I mention how much ilu, Sam? >.> -- "Banditsbanditsbanditsbanditsomgomgomg why am I out here we are gonna get raped. D: D: D:" Obviously someone has been listening to a little too much hype about Kevin Baconville and its crime rates. "Stay close now, fellas. I dun wanna get shot and raped and left for dead in an alley somewhere with ya'll shuttled away on the black market. D:" Surrounded by two dogs and with Sparky on her shoulder, it wasn't like Cerb was in immediate danger, but she was also being neurotic and stupid. Tell me something else that's new. Either way, she had to walk through KBville to get to the Pokemon Center, where she could get her lovely new Pokemanz all settled in and whatnot. ...as well as update the bank and whatnot since she was now like lolbroke. Sparky the living taser sniffed from her shoulder, wrinkling his nose. Nothing to worry about here, with one bitey dog and one fire dog, both with excellent schnozzes to sniff out trouble long before it found them. Now if only his psycho trainer would quit being such a nutjob and skittering around the streets like a scared alley cat. |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 27 2009, 08:25 PM Post #7 | ||||||||||||
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.2 CERBY, YOU HAVE BEEN STORYLINED. :D So everyone else gtfo.So... KBville. Festering pit of crime and corruption, right? RIGHT? Exactly! Now that's out of the way... "...so where are we going, again?" "There's an old warehouse down by the beach that I wanted to check out... somebody's doing something down there and its bothering me," So up walking ahead of Cerby there were two men, a tall one in purple and a shorter one in blue, belts obscured by the coats they were wearing. They could have been mobsters of Pokemon Trainers- it was hard to tell. But the profession of one of the men was obvious a second later, when a black and blue blur zipped past Cerby to come to an exact stop next to the two. The fella in blue jumped slightly when he realized it was there. Master Jacob, Master Jacob! the Lucario yapped mentally, with a huge grin. Both men turned to look at him as he yapped on about... something. Who cares, really. Holy shit those two guys are hawt. >.> You should totally go talk to/rape/stalk them. Or whatever. Edited by Steel Cerberus, Apr 27 2009, 08:25 PM.
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| Cerby | Apr 28 2009, 02:48 PM Post #8 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() What's that you say? A storyline? AWESOME. So this is Cerb, walkin' along bein' a nutjob in a city full of crime. The rest of her entourage was pretty blah about the whole thing, up until that black and blue thing zipped past. Then they all jumped when Cerb shrieked and nearly fell over. "Pikaaa," Sparky hissed, flicking up his tail and using it to deliver a few quick slaps to the side of his trainer's head. King and Lady sat on the ground and watched the madness for a few moments before going back to looking around. Hey, two guys over there. And a Lucario! Shiny shiny. Eventually the Pikachu got over his anger management course and pointed his trainer's head in the appropriate direction so that she could observe the Lucario standing there. Cerb blinked blearily at it while she adjusted her glasses until she could actually see it, and then she started drooling liekwoah. "omg Lucario. D: Is preeeetty," Then the two hawt guys turned around! And Sparky suddenly found himself standing on midair as Cerb magically recovered from the vicious tail slapping and zoomed forward in a glomptacklerapething on the guy in purple, because damn he was sexy. D: "Pikaaaa!" THUMP. Down goes Sparky. King and Lady blinked, the Growlithe shaking his head a little as the two dogs stared at the scene in front of them, with the Pikachu wobbling up to sit between them and rubbing his rear. It was a great big starefest and all was well. "OMG HAVE MY BABIES YOU SEXY MAN!!! <3" ...and Cerb's over there being a fangirl. Run Jacob run. >.> |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 28 2009, 02:56 PM Post #9 | ||||||||||||
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.3 So... Suddenly there was rape! But not... really. The Lucario seemed to know what was coming before it actually happened, yet for some reason didn't bother to do or say anything to prevent it. Oh well. The Man In Purple squawked like a dying chocobo and would have flailed, had he not been stuck in a hug of death. Instead he gave a start and tried to skitter away, looking at his two companions for help. "I TOLD you, you attract the blondes," >: "You are not helping," he wiggled an arm free only to hear the fangirl screech about... that. "...sorry, I'm married, kid. >:" The Man In Blue had practically fallen over, laughing as hard as he was. Lucario didn't seem bothered by the situation at all, bouncing on his paws and waiting for all the shenanigans to be over with already so they could get on with what they were doing. Edited by Steel Cerberus, Apr 28 2009, 02:56 PM.
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| Cerby | Apr 28 2009, 03:11 PM Post #10 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() So there was fangirling for great justice and all that. ...pause. "Married? :<" Cerb flailed her way around to stare at both of his hands with utmost scrutiny for a moment, before whuffing. "I see no rings here, jailbait. :<" And she continued to cling and be annoying and attempt to grab things she shouldn't and whatnot. And her hair is brown, not blonde, btw. >.> Meanwhile, Sparky eventually got up off his sore rump and started to pad slowly down the street towards the commotion, followed by King with tail wagging and Lady looking for something better to do around this stinkin' place. |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 28 2009, 03:24 PM Post #11 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() "Yes, ma-" he stopped when he saw her inspecting him, realized his grave mistake, and tried to fumble around his neck, "Wait wait, I don't wear it on my ha- THAT'S MINE!" Blue finally just... fell over, crying since he was laughing so hard. Purple continued to look Not Amused, try to get Cerby's hands away from places they didn't belong, get a Pokeball off of his belt, AND reach into his shirt for something. Obviously none of these are getting done. Ohoh, I got it! the fighting type piped up suddenly, reaching to grab a Pokeball off of his belt and toss it down. It blasted into a tall dragon form, who calmly reached down to pluck Cerby off of his human and hold her up in the air with his claws. "Thank you, Azazel," he said once he got his breath back, kicking Blue in the ribs once he gathered himself again. "And you're useless, Alex. Why am I helping you again?" "Because, Jacob, I am Awesome," >: You're welcome, by the way, the big black Charizard rumbled deeply, holding the girl off of the ground where she couldn't lunge anymore. |
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| Cerby | Apr 28 2009, 04:07 PM Post #12 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() "MINE NOW. >D" So Cerby was having a graaaand ol' time there laying claim to territories already previously claimed, when she was suddenly hauled off by a Charizard. :< This was not conducive to her plans of rape and whatnot. "Heeeeeeeeeey. D< Put me dooown!" She squealed, kicking and flailing and not quite able to touch the ground, which wasn't cool either. Poor Azzy better not get kicked in the stomach by accident. Though after a minute of noneffective flailing, Cerby happened to notice the color of the giant claws holding her away from precious terra firma. Tilting her head aaaall the way back, the teen blinked up at the black Charizard before letting out another excited flail and squeal. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny lizard!" At about this point Sparky came toddling up and sat down near the Charizard, poking at his leg with a paw. "Piiikapi," he chittered, in a very 'please give back our trainer' way. "Arf!" King trotted up and sniffed around Jake's shoes for a moment in typical dog fashion, before toddling over to snuffle around Alex and the Lucario and anything else with Feet. Lady just sat there and eyed Jake's shoes, drooling slightly. Om nom shoes. |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 28 2009, 04:26 PM Post #13 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() Never. >: he grumbled, flicking his bright silver fire tail. In reality, the Charizard... wasn't quite a shiny. His scales were shiny, but he was a bit of a darker black then a normal shiny Charizard, with a silver flame tail and eyes, maroon belly and wings, and gold horns. Then she noticed his odd color and he made more faces down at her. Congratulations, you can see color. The dragon flicked his tail and looked down at Sparky, before shuffling in place and setting Cerby down next to her Pikachu. He crossed his arms and grumbled as if suggesting that she better not try that shit again. >: "Like I was going to say," he reached down and... adjusted himself to make sure that everything was still there, before reaching into his shirt and pulling out a lolring on a chain. "Proof," "Man, that hurt. You didn't have to kick me," "Yes I did," Edited by Steel Cerberus, Apr 28 2009, 04:26 PM.
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| Cerby | Apr 28 2009, 04:58 PM Post #14 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() Great, smartmouthed shiny lizard. Cerb made a dour face up at it, kicking her legs. "I can also hear sarcasm, you scaly git. :<" Looks like this is turning into Cerb vs. Azazel, onoz. "...wait, why is it talking? :<" Sparky sighed when his trainer was finally set down on the ground, only to squeak and lunge for her legs when she went for another tackle. Cerb yelped and splatted into the pavement inches from Jake, though she still went to try and grab his ankles anyway because she was possessed. "Pikaa!" Sparky chittered and promptly filled his trainer with 1,000 volts of pain, which left her in a sizzling sparking heap on the street. With that taken care of, the Pikachu sat back and shook his ears, sighing and looking around. Well, one thing accomplished. King came over from sniffing around and whatnot to sit on his trainer's back and drool on her head while her face was still smushed in the pavement, wagging his tail. Eventually Cerb groaned and lifted her head up enough to look at the lolring, before looking up and down the street and back up at Jake. "She's not awfully close by, is she? >.>" King looked at Sparky and skittered off as the Pikachu unleashed another sizzling dose of pain. Well, that's one way to do it! >.> ...and meanwhile, Lady stalked Alex's shoes. Nom nom nom shoes. |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 28 2009, 05:42 PM Post #15 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() Surprise, surprise, I can talk. >: He swished his tail around to catch Cerby and keep her away from Jacob, while the man skittered out of her reach completely. That was enough for Azazel to just withdraw his tail and let her thump to the ground. Alex skittered up to stand so he didn't get charbroiled by his flaming tail. "...anyways," They all stared at charbroiled Cerby on the ground for a bit, though Alex's eyes were drawn to Lady as she stalked his shoes... can't have that. He too had Pokemon, and one of them was called out, appearing as a big blue, gold, and brown creature. An... Arcanine. "Excuz me wtf r u doin'," she rumbled, leaning her head down to sniff at Lady. Her head was as big as the little dark dog. She plopped her head on Alex's head and made faces down at him while he tried to ignore her. "..." Cerby was ignored, o noz. >: "...anyways," he looked at Alex and his doghat, gesturing with his head for them to move on so they could continue... whatever they'd been up to. |
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| Cerby | Apr 28 2009, 06:11 PM Post #16 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() Oh sheet it's an Arcanine get in the car. At least, if it was any other Pokemon they prolly would've. As it was, Lady pinned her ears back and snarled at this thing obstructing her view of the tasty shoes. 'ALPHAAAAAAA. 8D' ...and then there was King, who sprinted over and attached himself to Typhoon's leg with his paws. Nevermind the fact that she was bloo and a female and looked nothing like his big friend from Brightopolis. Arcanine, Do Want! Lady sighed and facepawed. 'No humping, :K' she snarled, trotting over to sink her teeth into his tail and yank. The Growlithe stayed stubbornly clinging, whining and flailing his avaliable paws. 'Butbutbut. D: You don't like hugs,' '...that is far from being a hug, there,' 'omg do you want a hug? 8D' 'NO. D<' And so on and so forth, blah blah blah. Cerby laid crispy in the road, and eventually Sparky's tugging at her hair and ears made her lift her head up again and look around. "...heeeey. Don't leave me here," she mumbled, though it was uncertain whether she was addressing her Pokemon or the two hawt guys. Either way, after a moment she began to crawl along the road in their General Direction, mostly not to be left out of the action. D: |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 30 2009, 06:21 PM Post #17 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() Typhoon's ears flicked up as she suddenly had a little puppy attached to her leg. What. "Hey," she rumbled, flailing her paw around a little bit. Nope, he wasn't coming off. She looked amused about it, though. Alex pushed his big furry thing off and turned to follow Jacob, with Azazel stomping around after them. Typhoon shook King off and followed too, her tail in the air like a flag. The big black dragon looked back at Cerby following them, and stopped, staring down at her. The odd colored monster sighed and reached down to grab her by the back of her shirt and hold her up in the air. Jake, we really shouldn't litter. >: |
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| Cerby | Apr 30 2009, 09:49 PM Post #18 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() King continued clinging to Typhoon's leg, even with Lady pulling on him and the Arcanine shaking her leg around. Eventually the combined forces were too great even for his grip, and the Growlithe went flying to tumble into Lady, and the two small dogs roflcoptered around in the road in a growling heap of fur. Sparky shook his head a little as he trotted along next to his thoroughly desperate and braindead trainer, still dragging herself along the ground in pursuit of hawt dudes. He was tempted to give her another shock and maybe knock her out for the next hour when there was suddenly a Charizard There. Oholyshitgetinthecar - Cerb squeaked when she was suddenly dangling in the air yet AGAIN, her Pikachu running in circles down below chittering at her. Eventually he launched himself up to cling to her pants and claw his way aaaaall the way up to her shoulder, gripping onto her jacket and backpack for stability. "Pikaaaa," "Hey, you chose to climb up, not me. :<" Flailing her arms and legs a bit, Cerb snorted and tilted her head back to look at the Charizard in somewhat of an insulted way. "Who th'heck are ya callin' LITTER, you shiny overgrown lizard? I'll have my awesome Pikachu shock your butt," Sparky very sloooowly looked at her with an 'O you've got to be kidding me' look. It also gradually turned into one of those 'No way in hell' expressions. "Pi pi pika chu," Translation? A great big FUUUUUUUU - Moving on now. "Yeaaaaah, can I come with you guys? :D" Still giving a little flail and ignoring Sparky dying on her shoulder or whatever and her two dogs rofling around in the road, Cerb just griiiiinned at Jake in a way that totally suggested she was undressing him with her mind. She totally gets what's coming to her at some point, really. |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 30 2009, 10:23 PM Post #19 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() I'm calling you litter. >: Get with the program kid, he gently shook her around by her collar. Jake was staring at Cerby as if she was touched in the head. "No." "I don't think you're scaring her enough, Jake," Alex commented from Over There, so he wouldn't get kicked again. "What's the harm in it? She has Pokemon. And if nothing else, she can be a decoy," Jacob opened his mouth as if he was going to argue, but it didn't look like he had a say in it. He never does. Hooray meatshield, Azazel rumbled with amusement, slinging Cerby over Typhoon's back as they continued along. Though Jake was adamantly keeping his mouth shut, his hands in his coat pockets, and out of Cerby's reach. His companion just wore an amused smirk. Edited by Steel Cerberus, Apr 30 2009, 10:23 PM.
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| Cerby | Apr 30 2009, 10:33 PM Post #20 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() "Aghskdfusio - " Azazel better cut that out before someone blows their cookies all over him. :< And no, it's not Sparky. "...wait, wait. Meatshield?" While Cerb was still scraping what was left of her addled brains together, she was suddenly kerplunked on the back of an Arcanine. After a moment of studying her surroundings to determine that she was, in fact, on the back of an Arcanine, she gave a happy splee and went to glomp the fluff adorning Typhoon's neck. Last time she was on one of these things, she was doing inappropriate things to his rear, and that was not fun. :< Sparky blinked from his spot clinging to Cerb's backpack, looking around for a second before clambering down to sit on Typhoon's haunches, his claws digging into her fur for balance. "Pikaaaaa!" He called back to Lady and King, who were either killing each other or still rofling around. It was kinda hard to tell at the moment with the growling and fur in the way. After a moment, King stuck his head up long enough to see that O NO, TYPHOON WAS GETTING AWAY. THIS MUST BE REMEDIED. So he scrambled his fluffy little butt after the big bloo Arcanine, dragging an angry Lady along by the tail, because there was no way she was coming of her own violition. I mean really, she hates everybody still. :< "So who're you guys, and what exactly am I meatshielding for?" Cerb asked finally, once she got over glomping Typhoon's neck fluff and grinning brightly at Alex, somewhat creepily at Jake aaaaall the way over there. She's still doing the mind - rape thing, btw. I'm sure that Lucario must be loling his ass off, wherever he is. |
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| Steel Cerberus | Apr 30 2009, 10:43 PM Post #21 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() Meatshield. the Charizard confirmed with a nod, grinning toothily at her. "Oh, quit scaring her," Typhoon barked at him, wagging her tail at all the cuddling and attention she was getting. Her fur fluffed up happily when she was getting hugged, no doubt covering Cerby in long doggy fur. Hey, not my fault she wants to come and be our meatshield, Alex grinned suavely over at Cerby, ignoring a grumbling Jacob and a snickering Rebound. The aura sensing Pokemon looked hella amused. "I'm Alex, and Grumpy McAngstface here is Jacob," he reached over to punch at his friend's shoulder, "The Charizard is Azazel, the Lucario is Rebound, and that's Typhoon," The Arcanine barked and happily wagged her tail. "And Jake will tell you what we're up to, or else I will grab his ass and he will not like it," Jake squawked and skittered away from all of them, looking like he was trying to hide in his coat. "What is it with you people today? Are there aphrodisiacs in the fucking air or something?!" "That wouldn't surprise me, to be honest," |
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| Cerby | Apr 30 2009, 11:05 PM Post #22 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() "Hiiiiiii~" See the drool forming. Don't dribble all over Typhoon now, you poor brainless idiot. While his trainer was drowning in stupidity over there, Sparky leaned over the Arcanine's butt to where King was toddling along dragging Lady in his mouth, whining and struggling to keep up with the dark dog flailing in the opposite direction. Chittering a little to himself, Sparky went and hijacked a Pokeball from Cerb's belt while she was still listening to Alex and his threats of groping Jake. "Can I grab his ass? :D" Nooooo. Honestly, Jake should just threaten to sic his wife on all of them already. :< From somewhere in the rear, a Pokeball went ding! as Lady was sucked away to keep her from being a hindrance for now. King barked and caught her ball in his mouth, now able to quickly keep up with Typhoon. Going into a little spring, he lunged for her tail with his paws and started trying to scrabble his way up, whining with his mouth full of Pokeball. Seeing this, Sparky went and started yanking on Cerb's jacket, chittering away. "Whaaaat, rat? Can't you see I'm in the middle of oogling guys here? :<" Blinking, Cerb looked at the whining mass attached to Typhoon's tail, before carefully shuffling around to grab King by the scruff and yoink him up into her lap. "Heeey, you has my Pokeball," she O So Wisely observed, taking it from his mouth and wiping off some drool before replacing it on her belt. Satisfied that his work was done for now and King seemed to be happy riding on the big Arcanine, Sparky darted around a bit so he was sitting on Typhoon's head, instead of her butt. "I'm Cerb," the teen said, scritching at King's ears as the Growlithe wormed around in her lap to get comfy. "This's King, and that's Sparky the Bastard Rat," Cerb pointed at the Pikachu, who flicked an ear in her direction and snorted. "Not so much a bastard anymore, but the name sounds awesome. :< So he keeps it." "Pika," "Oh, you like it and you know it. It makes you sound badass," |
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.2 ![]() "No assgrabbing for anyone here!" "You are no fun at all," Typhoon 'rrrr'-ed when she felt something on her rear end, stopping and swinging her head around to Observe This Thing. She made faces at King till he got pulled up, then continued on after the boys. Jacob had his face buried in his hand and was feeling a headache coming on. Alex was looking Thoughtful, which could only be dangerous. "You're so creative on your names," he observed dryly over at Cerby, still not looking at any of them. His Charizard snorted, and looked over at Alex as he fixed Jake with a weird look. "And besides, Jake, the aphrodisiacs are in the air where you live, not here," >: "...that's only on Wednesday nights," >.> he finally pulled his head from his hand and looked at Cerby. Great, she wasn't gone. Sighing in defeat, the man scratched his hair, "Uh... he's military and I'm... well, my Pokemon are stronger then his, among other things, so I'm helping him out with something in the city," he explained, thinking of how to phrase it as he said. Kinda shy on details here. |
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| Cerby | May 1 2009, 08:39 PM Post #24 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() "Oh c'mon man. D:" So there was angst while Jake stomped all over the hopes and dreams of a pathetic fangirl. Hey, you groped him once already, give it a rest. And then there was Indignation. "Well excuuuuse me if I'm not big on huge fancy names," Cerb grumbled, sticking her tongue out at Jake. "At least I can actually pronounce them. Not like Azazaza...fuck it, his name is Azzypants now," There was momentary silence while Cerb watched Alex and Jake banter back and forth, still scritching behind King's ears as the Growlithe drooled and wagged his tail, sprawling out like a big fluffy stuffed animal. She didn't think she wanted to know what happened at his house on Wednesday nights. "Your wife sounds scary," she observed dryly after a moment, before turning a scrutinizing eye on Alex, and then one on the Arcanine upon which she was sitting. "What part of the military, hunh? I'm with the OME," Cerb said with a big proud grin. I'm sure Jolt is questioning accepting this twit right about now. "And that information doesn't tell me anything except that Alex is a pussy. :<" |
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.2 ![]() "I like names that have some kind of meaning behind them," he said back, listening to Azazel chuckling behind them. Azzy works just fine, kid. Most people call me that anyways, he rumbled, tilting his head. He said it in such a way that suggested if she continued adding the 'pants' onto the end that there would be some hell to pay. "...I don't think she's very scary," "Well of course not," he looked at Cerby and grinned a little bit too, patting Typhoon's chest as the big blue Pokemon panted, "Yeah, me too. Recon, if you're curious," he missed Jake rolling his eyes, and a snicker from Rebound. "Good," Looks like he's stubbornly staying quiet. Maybe an awesome lady such as yourself can prod some more information out of him? |
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.2 ![]() "Sparky's name has plenty of meaning behind it," Cerb said, pointing to the Pikachu still perched on Typhoon's head between her ears. The little electric rodent sniffed and flicked his ears back at her, making a :< face. "Did you not hear me or something? Sparky the Baaaaastaaaaaard Raaaaaat," "Piiiika," Sparky grumbled, twitching his tail and letting sparks flicker about his cheeks for a moment, as if suggesting that he could live up to that name and she could see how much of a bastard he really was. Cerb squeaked and scooted back a little bit from the Pikachu, having already been electrocuted twice today and not wishing to repeat the experience. She'd probably explode like a firecracker from the amount of drool King was depositing on her pants. "Recon? omg recooooooon buddy! :D" If she hadn't been holding onto her Growlithe at the moment, Cerb probably would've leaned waaaaay over and glomped Alex, but luckily for him, there was King. Making a last face at Jake the grumpy angstfest man, she went back to her new target of attention, which was Alex. Time to squeeze him for information! After all, they were from the same branch and everything, she had a right to know. :< "So while he's being a stick in the mud, what're we doing again?" |
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.2 ![]() "I'm trying to ignore you," he pointed out back at her, listening to the winged fire type behind him chuckling. Obviously he just didn't want to bother arguing with her anymore. Suddenly, the Lucario scampered off up ahead, where the tall buildings thinned out and the ocean glimmered in the distance. "Heh," he chuckled, grinning faintly. Not sure what to say about the fangirl, noo. "Stick in the ass is more like it," he commented, watching Jake as he completely ignored the both of them, reaching up to take his fedora off and run his fingers through his hair. The blue clad man paused and blinked a few times, tilting his head. "Scruffy," "Hm?" "You need a haircut," "Oh... yeah, kind of," he removed his hat and ruffled his hair again, smiling faintly. "Shame its not long enough to put in front of one of your eyes," Stare. "Nevermind," he shook his head and left Jake to fiddle around with his hair, "And, uh... we're just going-" They stopped walking, looking at a looming warehouse that they'd just walked into its shadow. The sounds of the ocean were close now, as were the Wingulls and other birds. "...here. This place looks more ominous up close," Jake rolled his eyes at him. |
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| Cerby | May 1 2009, 09:41 PM Post #28 | ||||||||||||
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.2 ![]() "Yooou're the one making fun of my name choices. :<" The sudden movement of the Lucario drew her attention, because hey, it was a Lucario and they were pretty and it was leaving, onoz. Cerb squinted ahead at the glimmer, which revealed itself to be the ocean. "Hey look Sparky, it's the ocean again." "Pika," the Pikachu commented, wrinkling his nose a bit. Salt water was not his favorite kind of water. Not to mention, it shorted out his fur completely. King whined from his spot in Cerb's lap, flattening his ears at the mention of water. He liked playing on the beach, but not in the waves. Water did funny things to his throat and made him smell all gross and musty. D: "He needs to get attacked by a lawnmower," Cerb commented, watching Jake mess with his hair, but not really complaining about it. Hey, he was still a sexy dude, what did she have to complain about. :< And then! There was a Warehouse. Cerb blinked at the sudden shadow, looking up at the looming building before them. "Holy Santa Maria. The heck do they keep in here?" King opened his mouth to bark a few times, wagging his tail and squirming at the sound of Wingulls. He hadn't been able to chase one of those things since Brightopolis, and he reeeeally wanted to go chase some now. Cerb squeaked when the Growlithe accidentally kicked her in the ribs, tightening her grip around him so he couldn't go flailing off somewhere. "Heyheyhey, easy there. We'll go chase birdies later when we're not doing Srs Mission Tiems and stuff, 'kay?" "Arf, D:" King whined and obediently slumped in her arms, leaving Cerb free to go back to studying their surroundings without having to worry about getting clawed in the intestines. Sparky was sitting straight and tall on Typhoon's head, ears flicking back and forth as he took in the sounds around their surroundings. This ought to be interesting. |
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.2 ![]() So when Cerby wasn't deterred by the size of the scary warehouse, Jake shot Alex a glare, reaching out and yanking him over by his shirt collar. "If she gets hurt, its all your fault," he hissed quietly, eyes glinting. Alex threw his hands up in the classic surrender pose, cowering slightly. Jake let him go and looked back up at the building, sighing. "Well, lets go find out what they keep in here," he adjusted his hat before scrambling over the chain link fence protecting the property. His partner in anti-crime sighed and scrambled after him. The pair of fire types waited till their humans were safe on the other side before hopping over. Azazel jumped with a few easy flaps of his wings, and Typhoon took a few steps back before doing a short running leap. Padding to a stop, she panted merrily as they all headed for The Door, with a 56 scrawled on it in a silver marker. You can still turn back, you know. >.> |
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.2 ![]() Turning back is for wussies. ONWAAAAARDS~ Cerb watched the two guys debate and snarr at each other for a moment, tilting her head to the side in confusion. Bah, men and their testosterone. Crazy bastards. "Something tells me that we should hang on tight, fellas," she said, tightening her grip on King and Typhoon's floofy mane when the Arcanine backed up, as Sparky flattened himself against the dog's head and held onto her ears. "CAVALRY CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE," she hollered as Typhoon leaped the fence, whooping as the Arcanine soared gracefully through the air to land on the ground. "Woooooooo, that was fun. Now I can't wait 'till you get big," Cerb grinned, patting King on the head as the Growlithe yipped and looked around at the new space on the other side of the fence. She did have that Fire Stone in her pack, but he was still too young and untrained yet to get it. Oh well, a bit more training and then King could evolve into a giant fuzzy beast that leaped chainlink fences in a single bound. And so they approached the building. At that point, all Cerb was wondering was wtf anybody would bother labeling a giant warehouse door in silver marker. Honestly, they had spraypaint for that, how bored were these people. D: Sparky was still being a flat yellow ninja on Typhoon's head, his little claws sunk into her fur as his ears pricked cautiously forwards towards The Door. |
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.2 ![]() DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. Alex and Jake peered at the door for a second, not really thinking twice about it. The man in purple reached out to open the door... and was slightly surprised when the old wood door actually swung inwards when he turned the knob. That was easy. "C'mon," Jake mumbled, as they walked inside. The inside was damp and smelled of salt water, oil, and machinery. Just in front of them, there were rows and rows of shelves, all stacked with various... things. Imagine the most random shit on these shelves and you'll get the picture. Hm. But with the row right in front of you lot, you could either go left or right. The pair of males looked both ways, but didn't seem to be sure. Girl power, go. >: |
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.2 ![]() CAUTION SIGNS ARE ALSO FOR WUSSIES. Creeeeeeak. Cerb blinked as the door swung open right in front of them with few dramatics involved. "...that was easy," I swear, you are part parrot or something. Cerb blinked again and made a confused face at the voices inside her head as Typhoon trotted into the building. And...there were shelves. Surprise surprise, storage facility full of crap. The teen blinked at the stuff stacked right in front of them, squinting as she read off the contents. "Unsalted peanuts, deodorant, mineral oil, fish eyes, salt and vinegar potato chips, toothpaste, dog tags... This is the most random shit ever," PARROT. :< "I am not. :<" Moving aside from that, there was still the immediate problem of which way to go. Cerb watched Jake and Alex be typical men who can never decide on directions and never want to ask them, either. Apparently Female Brain would get them out of this mess. Sighing, Cerb looked both ways herself, and then uuuup at the shelf in front of them. No way to see through, too high and crammed with shit for one of her Pokemon to climb up and look around... Left or right. Those really were some Spartan options. "Let's seeeee here... I have a quarter in here somewhere," Cerb grumbled, digging in her pocket for a moment before yanking out a shiny coin. Sparky chittered as he looked back at her, tail twitching a bit in confusion as he watched his trainer attempt to balance the coin on her thumb. "Call it, rat. Heads we go left, tails we go right," "Pika?" Sparky twitched his tail again, which was apparently a good enough sign for Cerb, who somewhat clumsily flipped the coin in the air and then nearly fell off Typhoon trying to catch it as it fell back down to the ground. She missed anyway, and it hit the ground with a quiet 'chink!' to roll a couple inches and then stop. "omg what'd it land on," Leeeeeeeaning over, the teen squinted at the coin and shoved her glasses further up her nose. "I see heads. We're going left, and one of you pick up my quarter. :<" |
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.2 ![]() The men were snapped out of their thoughts by jumping about a food in the air at the sound of the coin hitting the bare concrete floor, the sound bouncing off of everything and generally making a lot more noise then a fucking quarter should. It was followed by dead silence, during which the two men STARED over at her. "What the fuck was that?" Jake hissed. Alex looked quietly uncomfortable for a second, listening and looking around. Typhoon was doing the same thing, her nose twitching. Man, she could smell fish and it was making her hungry. Jake snatched up the quarter and shoved it in his pocket, growling as he started off to the left. The hallway narrowed over their heads, so he recalled the big Charizard for now, stopping and looking back at Typhoon. The Arcanine was trying to keep following, but couldn't without whacking Cerby's head on the ceiling with every step. "Looks like she won't fit," Alex pointed out quietly, waiting till Cerby got down before recalling her. They were soon at another intersection in the narrow, eerie hallway. Straight, or right. There was the sound of sloshing water off to the right, but a soft glowing light coming from ahead of them somewhere. |
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.2 ![]() "It's CALLED a quarter. Y'know, coin, form of currency, nice and shiny? Take a chill pill, geez," Cerb grumbled, watching them have their heart attacks over there and whatnot. She could easily see them dead of a heart attack by fifty. "...heeey, you thief. Gimme back my quarter," Cerb hissed at Jake, flailing at him as he walked past. Sparky sighed and facepawed a bit as the Arcanine trotted off, still toting the flailing idiot. Oh, this was going to work out great indeed. Eventually, the hallway got tiny. Which wasn't so great for Cerb, because her face kept get kerslammed against the ceiling every three seconds. Eventually she just flattened herself on Typhoon's back like some sort of odd tick, practically smushing King underneath her belly and making the whole situation just very uncomfortable in general. "Well no shit, she won't fit. Ow, my face," Since there was going to be a general Recalling of Pokemon for now, Cerb somewhat slitherfell off Typhoon's side and dropped to the ground, still hugging King to her chest for the moment. Sparky did a careful jump from the Arcanine's head to his trainer's shoulder, and the both of them ignored the Growlithe flailing and whining as his heewo disappeared into a Pokeball. "Well, I'm glad you guys are tiny, at least. Now be quiet, King," she said, shushing the Growlithe as she plopped him down on the ground near her feet. King whined softly, ears pricked as he looked around at where they were now. Yet another intersection, hoo boy. We all know who's making the navigation choices here, so let's get on with it. Cerb looked down each branch carefully, considering her options. There was the shiny light, which probably meant people, or....water? Last she'd seen, the beach was a little bit farther than where they were now, or so she thought anyway. Why would there possibly be water in a warehouse, anyway? "I say we go that way," she said, pointing down the right side. Both Sparky and King flattened their ears at this news, making unhappy noises. AAAAARGH, water. |
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.2 ![]() "If you're going to keep being a snark, then get the hell out of here," Jake grumbled, looking back over his shoulder at her. "We don't need your crap," "Jake..." He turned and abruptly stomped off down the right hallway, grumbling to himself. Alex looked... slightly apologetic at Cerby, scratching the back of his neck, "You, uh, sure you want to come? We'll be find by ourselves..." He paused, hearing the footsteps down the hall stop, and peered down, moving to follow. What they found was a glass wall, that went over their heads but where they were now didn't have a ceiling... and the glass area looked like a giant freakin' tank. It was hard to see much of anything because of how big it was and how much water there was. They were sort of standing at the corner of a rectangle, with the long side being hte side they were standing on. Up ahead a ways, a path went over where they were and a little over the water. There was something swimming around in the tank, though, but it was really hard to tell. "This is... bizarre," "...it smells like fish in here," |
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.2 ![]() "Well gee, somebody needs to get laid," Cerb grumbled as Jake stomped away, making a face at his backside. Sparky looked at her for a moment before poking the side of her face, chittering. "Nuuu, you stop that, rat. D:" Pause. "Pffft, no, I'm still coming. I can deal with him and his PMS." Whuffing, Cerb headed down the hall after the others, with King trotting at her heels and whining quietly, tail between his legs. Fishstink eveeeeerywhere. ENTER THE GIANT FISHTANK. Except Cerb didn't quite know it was a fishtank at the moment, though she could only guess because damn, it smelled like a load of salmon just up and died in there or something. Walking up to the glass, she peered into it for a moment, before gingerly knocking on the glass with her fist. "Big fuckin' tank," Take a few steps back, study it. The teen looked the whole thing over, noticing the path above their heads. "I wonder what's up there," Moment of thought. Prepare for a movie reference! "...this reminds me of that shark tank from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. D: You guys go first," |
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.2 ![]() "It looks like a platform to get into the tank," Jake pointed out as he walked under it, looking up through the little holes in the platform above them. He snorted at the obscure movie reference, while his human friend chuckled and shook his head. "Thanks," ">:" So you walked along next to the tank for about half the length of it. While you were walking, some of the shapes from before came to investigate the tapping noise from earlier. They were Magikarp! They did their fishy thing near the glass before getting bored and swimming off. Now that you knew what they were... well. There was a lot of those damn fish in this tank, if the moving shapes that you couldn't make out were any indication. "...you know, this explains a lot," Cue everyone staring at him. "I remember hearing a fisherman say something about the Magikarp disappearing. Guess someone's been catching all of 'em..." |
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.2 ![]() So while Cerb walks around, money magically flows into her bank account from her OME paycheck. Oh, and two weeks worth of interest, too. Amazing how that works. Walking, walking - random swimming shapes next to her head! Cerb squealed and nearly fell over King in her scramble away from the tank, until she realized that lol, it was just Magikarp. A shitload of Magikarp, but still. Heart, remove thyself from the esophagus and get back into the chest where you belong. :< And then there was staring at Alex while Cerb tried to get over her miniature heart attack and watched fish swim around in the tank. The obvious begs to be said here, so let's start with the saying of it. "Why in the fuck would someone want to catch all of the most useless fish in the entire damn ocean?" The teen asked dryly, watching the tank a little more before all the swirling fishy shapes made her dizzy and she had to stop doing that. "Unless they're planning on making some sort of Gyarados army or something," Stop. Let's consider the implications of that statement for a moment. Those are some lovely implications, oh yes they are. And Cerb did her best impression of The Scream. Y'know, the whole |*0*| face and everything. "Ohfrickohfrickohfrick. D: I don't want to be eaten by giant fishsnake things," Sparky grumbled from her shoulder, fur ruffling up a bit with a static charge. He wasn't sure he could take a Gyarados, but he could sure hit one for a fair amount of damage should the need arise. King...huddled down near the ground with a whimper, looking around nervously. omg fishsnakes, Do Not Want. |
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.2 ![]() So... ok, now that the obvious is out of the way. The boys glanced at each other, realizing the same thing she did, just as she did. "You.. .have Nyx with you, right?" "Whatever good one Pokemon will do against all these," Jacob rapped his knuckles on the glass, attracting more fish. It was quickly becoming obvious that there were a metric fuckton of fish in there. How big was this tank? It extended well beyond their range of vision, and well down into the ground, but... "C'mon..." So, onward you walked. There looked like there was another intersection ahead, but... BARK BARK BARK! "Hey!" Jacob was off and running before normal people could even process it. Alex squeaked and ran after him, skidding at the three way intersection. Something caught the long haired fellow's attention, "Jake! Aah, damn it," He took off to the left. Cerby, being the flailing, spazzing git that she was, when she finally got her brain together and took off... she went right. Great, you were all split up now! This cannot end well. >: Never does with me modding, tho. Though, the barking and yelling faded, and lucky for her.. didn't look like there was anyone following. The hallway sloped upwards, and the ground was covered in stuff that made it harder to slip if the floor should be wet. It wasn't wet right now, but... yeah. |
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.3 ![]() "What's a Nyx?" Cerb asked, trotting along behind the two hawt guys while they discussed the fishythings floating in the Tank of Doom. She was only getting slightly bored with doing nothing but walking and not seeing anything interesting here besides masses of Magikarp. For some evil base of danger, it was awfully dull in here. That is, until dogs started barking. Cerb almost died right there on the floor from terror. And she would have, too, if Sparky hadn't sent a jolt of low - dose electricity spiralling down through her body to get her adrenaline pumping. Fizzling slightly and squealing in fright, she grabbed King up by his scruff and scampered along in the general direction of Jake and Alex, though they were...aaaaall the way up there and moving far faster than she ever could. "Jaaaake? Aaaaalex? Guuuuuys? D:" Cerb scrambled into the right intersection and ran like crap, up until the ground started to slope upwards and she couldn't run any farther. Panting and wheezing, she looked around once and decided to die on the floor right there. "Harf!" "Pika!" Sparky sprang clear as his trainer slumped onto her knees and went from there to the floor, partially squishing King under her body. The Growlithe flailed and barked, scrabbling his paws against the floor until Sparky trotted over to take hold of him and yank him out with a tug that sent the both of them tumbling down the path in a flailing mass of hair and alarmed squeaks. "Pikapika pi!" The Pikachu scuttled his way free of King, looked around to make sure no one was coming, and dashed back up to where his trainer was still dying on the floor or attempting to get her breath back, one or the other. Sitting up a little dizzily and shaking his head, King flopped there for a moment with his tongue lolling out while he listened for noise before trotting back up to join Sparky, current shoving at his trainer's face. "Quit that, rat," Cerb mumbled into the nonskid surface of the floor, voice coming out slightly muffled in the process. Sparky sucked air into his cheeks for a moment, inflating slightly before letting it out into an earsplitting screech right into said vital orifice. The teen shrieked and flailed away, rubbing at the side of her head and glaring. "OW. Gonna make me go deaf, damn it all," King whined, trotting over to lick at his trainer's face and wag his tail a few times while Sparky continued to make :< faces over there. Scritching at the Growlithe's ears for a few moments, Cerb eventually sat up and looked more carefully at her surroundings while still massaging her ear. "Hm. Looks like there's no way to go but up, now," she murmured, petting the Growlithe nose that got insistently shoved under her hand while she thought. "They know we're here now, so we're gonna have to be a bit more careful... And with Jake and Alex gone, I'm gonna need s'more eyes and ears." Her fingers trailed thoughtfully over the Pokeballs on her belt, considering the options. Tom was easily one of her smarter and stealthier Pokemon, but the amount of dogs and water around wouldn't please him in the slightest, and she'd rather stay on his good side. Lady was out of the question at the moment...she would probably run right at a guard and chomp them with great unstealthiness. So there was clearly only one choice here! "Heya there, Zipper. Keep quiet, 'cuz we're in trouble right now," "Goon?" The Zigzagoon chittered softly, looking up at her trainer and then around the damp hallway they were hiding out in. "I'll explain later when this is over," Cerb mumbled, boosting Zipper up onto her shoulder and stretching her other arm out to Sparky, who bounded over to the other avaliable perch. "Right now, we either just gotta find Jake and Alex, or get the heck outta here." "Gooooon?" "You'd like 'em, Zip. They're damn smokin' hawt," Standing up, the teen attempted a soft whistle to King, which ended up as more of a strangled flute sound. The Growlithe got the clue anyway, padding around next to her legs and keeping pace as Cerb slowly started up the grade, trying to be as quiet as possible with two chittering furry loads on her shoulders and one running around her ankles. |
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.3 ![]() The path sloped up, and luckily it didn't look like you were being followed at all. Must have went after the fellas or something. Who knew what was going on with them... they might be dead or something. Oh well. The tunnel lead to a platform... part of the one you'd seen above you before. Now, you got a full scope of the place... and damn. This place was even bigger on the inside then it was on the outside, or at least it seemed like. The tank was Huge McMassive, almost bigger then you could fathom. And there were fishies... everywhere. The platform you were on was solid, but you could go three ways from there. There was a pier-ish bit that lead off a little over the water, if you wanted to go inspect the fish, another hallway that was right in front of the one you just came out of, leading to places unknown, or there was a path that was on the edges of the giant tank that you could take. |
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.2 ![]() After a while of panting and carefully ascending the ramp, Cerb cautiously stuck her head out into the open space, looked around, and slunk onto the solid platform. From there, she sat near the wall to avoid detection as much as possible, and just looked about the room, now that she was able to fully comprehend the scope. "Daaaaamn, this place is big," she drawled softly, not wanting an echo in a giant room like this. "I wonder who was bored or crazy enough to build all this," Zipper and Sparky chittered on her shoulders, adding their own thoughts in a language the teen couldn't understand. King whined and crawled into her lap to get away from the nasty water, with Cerb gently scritching his fur meditatively as she considered her options. Straight ahead, off the edge, or around the edge... Well, she wasn't going on the pier-y thing, that was for sure. Again with the Ace Ventura reference, and the fact that there could be Gyarados swimming around in there. Cerb did not want to turn herself and her Pokemon into fish food, that was for sure. So, into the hallway or around the edge. Didn't the saying go better the evil you know, or something like that? She didn't know what was in that hallway, and if she took the path around the edge, she could get a better idea of the scope of the tank, at least. Not to mention, she could look for signs of Jake and Alex, wherever they were. They better not be dead. :< "I think we'll go around the edge for now," she told King and the ears close to her mouth, petting the Growlithe on the head for a moment as he wuffed softly. "You two, watch the water... There might be a Gyarados in there, and I'd like plenty of warning of that beforehand. :<" With that said, Cerb carefully dislodged King from her lap and got up, slinking around the edge of the tank and hugging the wall while she looked around for signs of Jake and Alex, though anything interesting worked too. Zipper and Sparky watched the water below carefully, small uneasy sparks flickering from the Pikachu's cheeks. King whined as he trotted along next to his trainer, tail down between his legs. |
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.2 ![]() Your fear of the water kept you away from the pier-thing... which was too bad, because then you could have gotten a better scope of what was going on. Going around the tank... there was fish. Lots and lots of fish. All stupidly swimming around and doing fishy things. Nothing too interesting. A few were curious and poked up near you, but... they couldn't do much. Just fiiiish. Something glinted gold in the deeper water... though it disappeared as soon as you turned your head to get a better look. Must have been a weird reflection or something. -- So, if we were wondering where our other An Heroes are... Alex scrambled into what looked at first glance like a control room, slamming the door behind him. He was panting and out of breath, and really did not need the surprise he got. "You didn't need to slam the door," came a soft voice from behind him. Alex's heart nearly leapt out of his ribcage, and he spun around to face the source. Jake was hunched over a control panel, looking at Alex with one eye, lit up all creepily from the glowing panel before him. "Don't... do that," he stalked over to see what Jake was looking at, and blinked in surprise. "Holy crap," "Yup. Eight thousand, one hundred and ninety two Magikarp," Jake said, leaning back in the chair. There was silence for a second, before the older looking man looked around. "Where's the girl?" "...she's not with you?" "Does it look like she is?" They frowned at each other, with Jake wearing a look that plainly said "I told you so." Chirp chirp. "You know what I just remembered?" " 's that?" "Didn't it say 56 on the door?" "...yes. Why?" "...this is Pier 56, isn't it?" Pause. The two suddenly scrambled up and bolted for the exit, swearing and going to find Cerby before something killed her~ -- Like... the something looming over the tank. She couldn't see it, because it was suctioned to the walls above her head and she wasn't... looking up, but the critter moved along the wall over her head, mechanical tentacles buzzing as it moved along... watching its target. Yes, I totally just said tentacles. I WARNED YOU. |
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.4 ![]() So there was scuttling around the tank, with Cerb keeping an eye out for the guys with King, and her shoulder minions watching the water. For the most part, there was nothing interesting except fish, until a gleam caught Zipper's eye. "Goon!" The Zigzagoon chittered, tugging on her trainer's ear while pointing at the water. Squawking a bit at the treatment of her poor ears as of late, Cerb eventually turned her head to look at the water, which was by then just a writhing mass of fish again. Yay fish. "What, what? Didja see a Gyarados? Are we gonna die?" Leaning over the railing, Cerb blinked into the water a few times, but aside from the fish swimming near the surface it was impossible to tell anything in the deeper parts of it. After making sure their death wasn't swimming in the deeps below, she whuffed and went back to strolling along the pathway, just chillin'. Didn't seem like anything was gonna get her up here, at least for the moment. "Might as well enjoy ourselves, anyway," she mumbled, and promptly started up a rendition of '100 Fishies Swimming in the Tank'. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, a hundred fishies swimmin' in the tank, a hundred swimmin' fishies! Take one out, fry it up, ninety - nine fishies swimmin' in the tank~!" Zipper and Sparky exchanged looks with each other behind her head and promptly made faces. O lawd, how long was this going to go on. Might as well resign themselves to their fate, 'cuz it's gonna take forever to get her to stop at this rate. Down on the ground, King whuffed and hung back a little farther behind his trainer so her singing wouldn't assault his poor fluffy ears as bad. Padding slowly along, occasionally sniffing at the floor with his ears slightly perked, the Growlithe paused and quirked his head to the side when a new sound entered his range of hearing. Buzzing? Maybe Sparky had finally started to fizzle under the barrage of horrible singing. Looking up, King saw the Pikachu with his ears flat against his head and his paws holding them down, but he wasn't sparking or making any noise that he was aware of. No, this was something he could hear outside the range of the awful trainer noise... Hm. Well, they'll find out soon enough, I guess. King whimpered a little and trotted along again, looking around to see if he could locate that evil buzzing sound. O NOEZ, THE TENTACLES. BUY SOAP ON A ROPE. |
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.2 ![]() The boys were storming the place and running around and trying to find out where Cerby had disappeared off to so she wouldn't get tentacle raped... too late! The Thing Stalking Cerby moved, slamming its tentacle into the wall loud enough to get everyone's attention. It was a big metal Octillery, not quite large enough for someone to ride in like Team Rocket often did... but big enough to be holyshit scary. The gunmetal colored machine opened fire with a machine-gun blast of small rocks on the platform in front of Cerby, then turned its head a little bit and did the same behind her. Maybe it just couldn't aim, or maybe it was trying to trap her. Either way... deal with it before it deals with you. And no stats for this battle because I hate doing stats. Wing it! >.> |
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.2 ![]() There was a tense Dramatic Silence for a while as Cerb walked along, singing her annoying song when suddenly... THUNK! " - one out, fry it uaaAAAAAAAAAAAAGH," Girly scream and flail here. Sparky and Zipper yelped and clung to her head, making her flail more and run around in circles, somehow without falling off the platform. King was just over there crouching near the ground, ears flat against his head as the Growlithe attempted not to wet himself. Now that would just be downright embarassing. "omgomgomgwhereisitwhatisit! ...get off my head you guys, I can't see!" Yanking down her furry blindfolds, Cerb looked back and forth so rapidly you were gonna swear she'd get whiplash from it. Eventually she looked up, and saw...the metal Octillery thing clinging to the ceiling. "What. Are you serious," Unfortunately, yes. :< "Oh my fucking - TENTACLES, WHY ALWAYS TENTACLES?!" I don't know. WHY ALWAYS TENTACLES, STEELY? Anyways, Cerb screamed again and took off like a shot down the platform, when the thing suddenly started SHOOTING ROCKS AT HER. Skidding on the ground, the teen did an abrupt U - turn and nearly fell on her face in her haste to go back the way she came. Except for, y'know, the whole more rocks raining from the ceiling thing. In her panic, she slid on the brakes and promptly fell on her ass. At a time like this, no less! "Harf. ._." Yep, King just wet himself. Greaaat. "Ohshitohshitohshit," Cerb crabscuttled around on her rear for a moment, staring up at the metal thing on the ceiling with Sparky and Zipper still clinging on her shoulders. "What do we doooo," The thought of jumping in the giant tank full of Magikarp occured to her for a moment, but that would definitely be a last resort. Who knows, all those Magikarp could swarm her and she would DROWN. Also not really wise to use electricity, because most everything there appeared to be metal. One of the ways she didn't want to go out was as burnt toast. So there was one recourse! "KIIIIIING. COME ROAST THIS THING PLZ K THNX," "D:" The Growlithe did not look amused by this plan of action at all. But with Cerb flailing a finger at the Octillery, the fire pup very slowly slunk over and took aim, opening his jaws to spew a stream of fire at the ceiling. Once his trainer got her brain back together, she scrambled up to pick him up and lift him closer to the ceiling, for better range and all that. "Maaaaaan I hope this works, D:" -- Flamethrowering the robotthing. Yeah. :< |
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.4 ![]() BECAUSE I LIKE TENTACLES. >: Mecha Octrillery jerked sluggishly away from the fire as it streamed up towards it, backpedaling away as it licked his front and started to warp the metal. It sucked in air through the cannon that was kinda its mouth, and lobbed a glob of inky water garbage at King and Cerby. The force of it knocked the Growly out of her hands to splat wetly on the deck. With him covered in ink, the metal thing let go of the wall and dropped down onto the platform path in front of them, Ominously advancing. With precision, the Octillery aimed for Sparky and shot some gunk at him, blasting the little rodent off of Cerby's shoulder to splat near king. Ink and poison... ew. |
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.2 ![]() "HAHA, TAKE THAT YOU SHINY SON OF A - " SPLAT. "Haaaaarf!" "...well shit," Cerb shook some excess gunk from her hands and looked back at King kersplatted on the deck, slowly getting up and shaking his fur vigorously, but...the black icky stuff wasn't coming off. "What the he - is that ink?" "Pika!" SPLAT. "...oh come on," Well, now the Octillery thing right in front of them and Ominously advancing, she really only had one choice - run the fuck back the way she came. There was also the little problem of Sparky and King, both now covered in crap she had no way to get rid of. But wait, there was water everywhere! ...time to go swimming, I suppose. "I apologize in advance for any discomfort caused by this, guys!" Grabbing both King and Sparky by their tails, Cerb ran off as fast as she could with Zipper clinging to the back of her head and watching in case the robot did something else scary. Panting and gasping, the teen scrambled along back towards the pierthing and onto the edge of it, looking down to see how far the water was. Hm, not that far down. Hopefully this didn't kill all the fish, though. "Zip, I need you to try and stall that thing if you can, at least until I get King clean," Cerb panted, kneeling on the ground and shrugging off her backpack and Zigzagoon, as well as dropping Sparky next to her. The Pikachu chittered feebly, twitching his poor maligned tail. "You'll thank me later, really. In ya go, King," The Growlithe gave a terrified yelp as he was plunged into the water, thrashing a bit to keep his head above the wet as Cerb scrubbed at his fur with her free hand. Once he was suitably free of ink, she hauled him out and plopped him down on her other side. "There. Go smite the robotthing," And then she proceeded to grab and scrub Sparky, who was not amused in the least. I'm sure some fish in there got the shock of their lives, as well as Cerb, whose hair seemed to be permanently standing on end now. King and Zipper exchanged looks, the Growlithe opening his mouth after a moment to deliver another torrent of fire to the Octillery mech, wherever it was. Unless it was swimming or something. Then they were just doomed. -- Fire everywhere. Oh yeah. |
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.3 ![]() Robo Thing thumped after them, but being a big metal octopus... yeah it wasn't very fast. On land, anyways. While Cerby was busy washing her critters off, the metal monster sloshed over and jumped into the water, sinking a bit before it started to float under the surface, powering itself along like the squishy sea thing it was. So when Cerby's lot turned to attack it, well... it wasn't there. Bugger. It popped its big head up out of the water, and fired another blast at them, hitting the platform with an Ice Beam. The metal froze and made whatever was touching it stick, at least in a small area... which included Cerby's shoes. All the fish also seemed like they were keeping as far away from the battle as they could... for obvious reasons. |
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.2 ![]() Finally satisfied that all the toxic goo was cleaned from Sparky's fur, Cerb pulled him up out of the water too and plunked him down on the platform so that the Pikachu could shake himself off. Sparks and water went flying wildly for a moment, leaving Sparky looking like a fluffy yellow sausage. "So, uh...where'd the thing go?" Cerb asked, looking down at Zipper. The Zigzagoon slowly pointed a paw at the water, which lead to Cerb looking back down to see it flooooating there. Pause. "Oh shi-" Cerb turned to run and...epic almost - faceplant. To do so would have involved snapping her ankles, and we don't want that at all. Instead she windmilled wildly for a moment to try and get her balance back, teetering back and forth on the bridge of breaking some limbs in half. "Oh come ON! D:" "Pika!" Sparky and Zipper lunged to tackle her ankles and help keep her upright, while King toddled over and kept a close eye on the water, which he did not want another trip into. The ice was cold on all their paws, but miraculously none of them were sticking. It must've been the body heat, which rubber - soled boots have none of. "Thanks, guys. Here's a philosophical question," Cerb said dryly, craning her head back as best she could to glaaaare melty death at the thing in the water. "What matters more - our lives, or the lives of a metric fuckton of strange fish?" The three Pokemon all looked at each other for a moment. "Goon," "Pika." "Harf!" "Awesome. Go forth, Sparky," the teen said Dramatically, pointing a finger at the water and everything. The Pikachu sprang up upon her shoulder for best aim, and let rip a crackling bolt of electric doom right at the water. While it was something she really hadn't wanted to resort to, the water should've been a stronger conductor than metal, and the metal in the water...well, basically a bullseye. In the meantime, Zipper prodded and chittered at King until the Growlithe opened his mouth a bit and began to breathe small flames at the ice coating the platform, trying to thaw Cerb's boots out of it so they could continue to run like heck. -- Thundering the robot, with King being an awesome defrosting puppy. |
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.3 ![]() So before Sparky got a chance to fry every single fish in the tank and potentially piss a lot of people off, there was a ROAR! Of a Charizard! Azazel flapped into the air to hover before giving a powerful snap of his wings, shooting blades of air. They hit the machine, but didn't do much aside from making it flinch. The big Pokemon settled down next to Cerby, while Typhoon padded up on her other side, sniffing around. "There you are," the other two finally came up from the tunnel from before, looking a little tired from running everywhere. Where were they this whole time? Who knows. Typhoon barked and gestured with her head at the Octillery, who was watching them as if it was thinking. Azazel snarled and flexed his wings to take off after it, when the octothing leapt up out of the water, and disappeared into the rafters above. "Aah, shoot. Azazel, go get it!" The Charizard grumbled but started up there with a roar. It didn't look like there was any way for the rest of them to get their Pokemon up there, but it did look like Sparky could climb up there if he wanted to. Being a rat and all that. Edited by Steel Cerberus, May 6 2009, 04:21 PM.
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.2 ![]() So when there were about to be epic explosionz and all that. ENTER AZAZEL TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAY. "Holy fuck, my heroes, D:" Cerb and King launched themselves at Typhoon in a glomp at the exact same time, the Growlithe latching onto her front leg while the teen just sank into her poofy neck fur. Sparky shook his head, lightning fizzling from his cheeks for a moment as he watched the octothing take off into the rafters again. Well, it looked like he could scurry up that support over there...and he did have a score to settle for being covered in sludge. All fired up now, the Pikachu ran over and started scurrying up towards the ceiling, little bits of static dripping down from his fur. Zipper watched all this and decided there was lots of safety in numbers. Let the big scary lizard and the bastard rat take care of it. D: "Where the heck have ya'll been?" Cerb asked, finally pulling her head out of Typhoon's fur and promptly jumping at Jake, because damn that dude was hawt. "I could've been RAPED!" I bet they're wishing they left her here now. :< Oh well. "Piiika," Scrambling up onto a rafter, Sparky looked around for signs of the robot before he started scuttling and bouncing from beam to beam, trying to get the best shot he could at that thing. |
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.2 ![]() The Arcanine yipped in surprise, only to make faces at the two ticks when she realized it wasn't an octothing trying to strangle her. Huffing hot air at them, she wiggled but didn't shake to try and get them off. "We were saving the day," Jake made a face at her, taking one big step backwards so she'd faceplant into the floor instead of glomping him. "And quit doing that, you're going to get yourself hurt," >: Alex sighed and looked up, watching the shadows moving above them. Made him wish one of his own could go help, but the two should be fine on their own. Azazel slammed his talons down into the metal to get a grip, hunching forward with his wings up, eyes glowing silver. He gaped his jaws and roared, spitting a small bit of flames to bathe the area in light. There was the Pikachu zipping around, and a dark metal shape moving around. I'll try to push it towards you, kid. Fry it, the fire dragon growled. Unable to fly up where they were, he opened his wings and used them to jump from rafter to rafter, making the metal bend. Seeing Azazel as a bigger target, the machine spit more water at him, which sizzled on his scales. It scuttled away from both of them, further off over the water down below. Stupid thing. |
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.2 ![]() Floor, meet the face. Face, meet the floor. "Well maybe if you'd quit moving," Cerb mumbled into the metal platform, before she peeled her face up off it and made a :< face in Jake's direction. And then she flailed for his ankles. Just sit on her already. >.> King continued to cling to Typhoon's leg, now feeling much safer that his big counterpart thing was there to fry anything in range. Zipper padded over and blinked at him for a second, before using him as a hurdle to scramble up onto the Arcanine's head for a better view of the epic fighting going on near the ceiling. 'I am not a kid. :< My name is Sparky,' And apparently Azazel was a better target than a little Pikachu. Prolly a good idea in the long run, though not quite as beneficial to the Charizard. Either way, Sparky bounced and darted through the beams, using his smaller size to squeak through cracks in the metal supports and generally just be a lot more manuverable than the grounded flying lizard. He didn't have a good shot at the octothing yet, unfortunately. |
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.2 ![]() "Sorry, being raped isn't on my list of things to do today," he leaned over and said down at her. Though when she went to molest his ankles, he took a few steps back out of her reach. "I will throw you into the tank there and let the Magikarp eat you," "Now now, Jake. Don't want to poison the fish," Alex smiled over his shoulder at them. Typhoon, being used like a jungle gym and not thinking twice about it, turned around and picked up Cerby by the collar and held her up. There seems to be a pattern with her and Arcanines. As long as you're a lower level then me, you're a kid, the black Pokemon smirked, teeth gleaming in the dim light. The Octothing swiveled its head around and blasted some rockbits and seeds at Sparky, hearing them ricochet off of the metal when he missed. There were a lot of ways the octothing could go... but both of the larger creatures were having a hard time moving up here in the confined space. Looked like it was up to Sparky to try and think of a better plan, because no matter how Azazel tried to box the thing in... he was still only one Charizard. |
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.2 ![]() "You're a little late for that. I already had to wash toxic goo offa Sparky in there," Cerb said, when suddenly hoisted into the air by Typhoon. She squeaked and flailed a little, while Zipper chittered and looked down at her trainer dangling in the air. King was still being a contented leg tick down there. Sparky squeaked and ducked behind a support beam when suddenly there were rocks and seeds and pointythings flying in his general direction. Clinging to a rafter, he poked his head out and watched the octothing scuttling around, and Azazel flailing after it. Had to think of something, oh yes he did. 'You're doing it wrong,' he chittered at the Charizard, flicking his tail. 'You can't move up here properly. Fly down under the supports and start setting them on fire from one end, to drive it in one direction so I can get a shot at it!' Of course, it was implied that Azazel shouldn't melt the area that he was standing in. Sparky would not appreciate that at all, no sir. |
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.2 ![]() Jake siiiighed and gave Alex a look, silently cursing him for letting the girl come. Any great number of horrible things could have happened to her, and no matter how mean Jake was being, he didn't want some innocent little girl to get tentacle raped or something. >: "Well, at least you're alright," he sighed, looking above. Azazel nearly snorted a puff of flame in Sparky's direction when he realized that wouldn't do him any good. Curling his tail around one of the suspension bits, he hopped down and let go, flapping under where the other two were fighting. Gaping his jaws open, the fire type breathed a torrent of flames that melted through the rafter, making the Octillery robot scramble away from it, doing an abrupt spin around to go in the other direction. Azazel growled and flapped around, torching the other direction it was going. It scrambled to its right, unknowingly right towards Sparky. |
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.2 ![]() Oh, pffft. This little girl is faaaar from innocent, Jakeyboy. And she's already been almost tentacle raped once already anyway. IS NOT A NEW EXPERIENCE. Anyways. "Aw, were you worried about meeeee? :3" Cue the cute googly puppy eyes of ew in his general direction. "Don't worry, hawt stuff, tentacles are familiar territory already." And to think, I used to wonder how she managed to stay single. I foresee Picard facepalms in the future. Like the one Zipper just did! Bap. "Sooo, you guys discover anything Interesting while running around down there?" Cerb asked, watching the epic battal above their heads and kicking her legs idly, just to keep the blood flowing while she was dangling there. 'Finally. See, this is what I meant,' Poking his head out from behind the support again, Sparky perked his ears at the tentacle robot thing scuttling in his direction. Finally, a nice clear shot! Now he could unleash that can of whooparse thunder he'd been holding in for about seven posts. :< So he did. "PIIIIIKAAAA!" Down below, Cerb nearly jumped out of her jacket and into the fishtank when a searing bolt of lightning flashed overhead, accompanied by Pikachu shriek. "Geezus, sure hope he doesn't hit your Charizard," she commented, peering upwards to see the aftermath of the carnage and trying not to get snowblinded. Doubtless Sparky was going to try and overload the thing with as much electricity as he could cram into it, thus either making it explode or have to stop for some serious damage control, in which case Azazel could then melt it. -- And obtw, magically picking up my lovely Claw fossil and hiding it in the PC and sending away the monies for it. Anorith! <3 And I'm poor, onoz. Edited by Cerby, May 7 2009, 06:39 PM.
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.2 ![]() Yeah, I know that already, geez. >: He doesn't tho! "I like knowing where you are so I know when to duck," he said flatly, giving her a deadpan look right back. Not appreciating these shenanigans. "...I didn't need to know that," Alex just snickered in the background. The flying lizard hovered down below the beams, eyes narrowed and intent. The electrical bolt arced through the air, and into the mechanical enemy. Azazel parted his jaws and a torrent of flames spouted from them, meeting the mecha Octillery at the same time Sparky's thunderbolt did. The melting and frying got rid of the machine once and for all. It teetered and fell off of the beam, to be caught by Azazel, and set down when he landed on a walkway that went over the middle of the tank. "C'mon," Jake moved to go along the edge and meet up with his Charizard, while he was poking at the mecha sprawled out on the platform. Obviously Cerby had no choice but to go with, seeing that she was Typhoon's hostage. The Arcanine did let her down whey they reached the walkway |
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.2 ![]() "How the hell are you supposed to duck, you're a bajillion inches taller than me," Still dangling from Typhoon's mouth and swaying slightly back and forth from the ambling gait of the Arcanine, Cerb blinked at the smoking melted wreck of the mech on the ground, and then craned her neck to look up at Sparky in the rafters. The yellow rat looked proud, and yet clearly unamused at the same time. "Hey, uh, I think my rat may be in need of rescue, if ya don't mind." "Pikaaaaaa!" Sparky called, bouncing around from beam to beam in a circle for a moment, before looking down at all the excitement he was missing below and twitching his tail. Thump! went Cerb's ass on the floor. The teen squeaked and rolled over, rubbing her aching rear for a moment as she got up and looked around. Over the fishtank now, wooo. Carefully leaning over, she blinked at the writhing masses of fish for a moment before more closely inspecting the former menace that was shooting rocks and goo at her. :< Clearly there was only one thing to do in this situation. "Junk!" KICK. The melted metal made a dull thunking sound when her foot connected with it. Thus satisfied that she had achieved her revenge on the mech, Cerb went back to basking in the presence of hawt guys and asking her stupid questions. "So like I said earlier, you guys fiiiiind anything?" Pause. "I wonder if this was the only one of this sort of thing, or if there are more of 'em around here." |
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.2 ![]() "...you know what I mean," The Charizard rolled his eyes to the ceiling and looked at the little rat running around, snorting and wondering why he didn't go back down the way he came. He'd be over here with them by now. >: He grumbled and jumped back up into the rafters, letting the little rat hop on before dropping back down. Alex and Jake facepalmed at Cerby kicking the wreckage. It BZZT'd at her ominously. >: "We didn't find anything that you'd care about," he said after a second. They all looked at each other at the mention of something else to fight, but. Naah, I got everything else. Rebound suddenly dropped down from the rafters to land next to them with a soft 'clink', dusting his paws off. They were kinda hard! But I got 'em. The place is empty how, he said with a grin, looking and feeling proud of himself. There were voices moving through the building, and Rebound blinked over at them. I went and got the cops, too. So we're done here, he smiled at them, tail wagging. Jake was at a loss for what to say, and just patted the Lucario on the head. "Lets get the hell out of here, then. I'd rather not be questioned for the next six hours," Alex hopped onto his Arcanine, looking at Jake, then at Cerby. "Don't even look at me," "Jerk. >:" Alex offered his hand down to Cerby, so she could hop up on the dog too. "You two go on ahead... we'll catch up," Jake said, looking over the water of the tank. Alex gave him a funny look, but shrugged. If he said so, he supposed. Typhoon started to amble off down the walkway, since Rebound had been telling her how to get out while the people were talking. She hopped over the wreckage of the Octillery as she went, huffing hot air at it. Good riddance. |
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.3 ![]() Cerb, not amused, kicked the junk pile again. Not like it could do anything now except make noise, being all melted and electrocuted and whatnot. :< Seeing as his rescue was finally coming, Sparky bounded over and hopped onto Azazel's back between the wings, clinging as the Charizard dropped back down. With a quick "Pika," of thanks, he bounced over a wing and down onto Cerb's head. She freaked out for three seconds before realizing it was her Pikachu. "Doooon't do that, rat," she mumbled, reaching up to move Sparky from her head to her shoulder. The Pikachu chittered at her, softly bopping the side of her face with a paw, before inspecting the melted pile of junk below, admiring his handiwork. And suddenly a Lucario dropped from above! Sparky hauled back on her ponytail when Cerb went to glomp, and she ended up falling over the robot instead. Tentaaaaacles. Zipper went for another Picard facepalm while the teen was yelping and Sparky was chewing on her hair. "What about cops?" Boing. Cerb looked around at everybody lolleaving, scrambling up and dusting bits of metal and machine oil and whatnot off her front. "We didn't even do anything dramatic. :<" As if being chased by a tentacle robot and getting rocks and goo and ice spat at you isn't dramatic enough. After a moment, she sighed and grabbed Alex to hop up onto Typhoon and continue clinging to him (>.>), though not without noticing King still being a furry tick of death on the Arcanine's front leg. Oh goodness. "Harf. :<" He will not be moved. Not even when she started moving and hopping over junk and whatnot. Zipper took the line of least resistance and went straight over Alex to land on her trainer and chitter, fluffy tail wagging around. Cerb patted her on the head, settling her on her other shoulder. "You guys did good against that," she said, watching Sparky puff up like a haughty little fish. "Gettin' strong there, Sparky," "Piiika," the Pikachu chittered proudly, little sparks flashing from his cheeks. Yay for ego inflation, I suppose. |
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.2 ![]() The Arcanine chuckled back at Alex and the look he had on his face when the teen clung to him like a leech. He should have known better. Oh well, at least she wasn't grabbing him places he didn't want to be grabbed. "Just keep your hands out of where they don't belong. My lady will chase you around and beat you to death with a giant dildo if you do," >: he said back to her. The scary part is that its true. Typhoon ambled through the hallways, not caring that King was still a leech on her leg, till eventually they were outside again. She panted in the evening air and ambled for the beach, tail wagging like a flag. "Well that was, uh, interesting," Alex said over his shoulder at the tick, "So where are you going now, anyways?" |
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.2 ![]() Cerb looked incredibly disappointed at this and promptly pulled her hands back to just cling at his waist. :< "Why are all you hot people married? D:" Obviously because they're so sexy. They just get snapped right up. :< Or jumped on, whichever version you prefer. Grumble grumble grum - pause. "....I don't think I'd want to know where that has been. ._." Oh if only it was Jake here now. Alex hurt her fragile little brain, I think. And there was silence while Typhoon ambled. Cerb watched the hallways and shelves and whatnot go past, until eventually they were out in the open air again. King barked and wagged his tail at the light of day and the smell of gulls, finally letting go of the Arcanine to trot beside her when they headed towards the beach. "Going? Uh," It took Cerb a few seconds to get her brain back together and remember what her travel plan was again. "Tromante. I was gonna meet a friend down there, and we were gonna do stuff." Although, something tells me going down there now will be hazardous to her health. Oh well. >.> |
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.2 ![]() "More then likely because we're so sexy and get snatched up?" She just said... nevermind. "Yeah, you don't," >.> Can we get this thing over with already, please? >: The Arcanine didn't stop padding along till they were well clear of the warehouse and starting back onto the vacation beach. The man was quiet while she spoke, and chuckled when she stopped. "Boyfriend or something? The only reason anyone goes to Tromante to Do Stuff is the nasty kinda stuff," ...you're a jerk. And you're gonna make her spazz and fall off. Alex whistled innocently and I'm cutting the mod off here just to see Cerby's reaction. >.> |
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.2 ![]() Cerb's eyeballs promptly bugged out for a second before she fell right off of Typhoon, amidst squeaks of protest from Zipper and Sparky. "I DO NOT SWING THAT WAY, THANK YOU," The Pikachu and Zigzagoon scrabbled away from their flailing trainer, who appeared to be having a spaz attack right there in the sand. King whimpered and trotted over to sit down next to them, and the three of them just stared for a moment. Wow, foam. Never saw that before. Eventually the teen sat up and shook some sand out of her hair, before glaring up at Alex, most likely snickering at the whole thing. "She's a girl. And a friend. Jerk," she grumbled, throwing a fistful of sand in his general direction. "And she's way too old for me anyway. AND I DON'T LIKE WOMEN," As if her clinging to Jake and Alex hasn't proven this enough already. Sheesh. |
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.2 ![]() Oh yeah, Alex started laughing. Like a jerk. His Pokemon made faces at him and stopped, using a paw to poke at Cerby as she flailed around and foamed at the mouth and whatever. Taking a hold of her mane for support, he leaned around her head to smirk down at her. "You almost sound dissapointed that she's too old for you," >: Quit being a jerk, jerk. Typhoon huffed a stream of fire and made the sand into glass, which fell to the ground before reaching them. "...what have you done this time?" Azazel came in for a landing near them, tilting his head at the girl on the ground having a spazz. An eyebrow was raised curiously as Alex smirked up at him. "She's heading off to see a girl in Tromante," Stare. You're mean, man. |
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.2 ![]() Stare. You could almost hear the nonexistent crickets chirping for a second. "Asshole!" And then Cerb threw a piece of glass at him. :< And then another. And another. Sparky and Zipper facepalmed over there. Stupid trainer acting like a four year old, throwing objects and having a tantrum. King just blinked, tongue lolling out in a pant as he watched the Throwing Of The Glass, tail wagging mindlessly. Having finally run out of glass to throw, Cerb tilted her head back to look up at Jake sitting on Azazel. "You hang out with some weird - ass people. And I'm meeting a friend so we can explore the island, contrary to whatever you're thinking. :< I like meeeeeeeen," Her fingers twitched a little bit, like she wanted to reach out and grope him again. Good thing he was all the way Up There on a giant firebreathing lizard. |
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.2 ![]() Alex ducked down behind Typhoon's head and the Arcanine closed her eyes and cringed, not wanting sharp bits of glass thrown in her face. >: "Touchy touchy," he pointed out, his eyes poking up over Typhoon's furry head to peer at her. Jake rolled his eyes, calmly reached over, and shoved Alex off of his Pokemon. "Yeah, I seem to attract the weird ones," Jake agreed, staring at Cerby for a few seconds. >: "Either way..." he fidgeted around a little bit on Azazel's shoulders, making the Charizard snort. "Thanks for the help?" he offered lamely, scratching the back of his head. Alex fixed him with an odd look, that he ignored. "Here... I saw this swimming around in the tank and thought you'd appreciate it more then someone else who finds it might," he said suddenly, flicking his wrist and tossing an Ultra Ball at Cerby. When she caught it, it felt warm and heavy, like there was something in it. Azazel started past her, followed by Typhoon and a confused looking Alex. "Bye Cerby," "Byeeee~!" The Charizard just grunted and wiggled his tail back at her, flapping his wings as well. "See ya later kid," Jake said back over his shoulder at her, catching her eye for a second and winking. Wonder what that was about. o.o -- Anyways, Storyline over. No exp for beating the mecha thing, because your reward was what Jake gave you. Its a shiny Magikarp, level 10, male, two anger hearts simply because it has no idea what's been happening to it lately. Enjoy it! :3 Edited by Steel Cerberus, May 8 2009, 07:07 PM.
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.3 ![]() Now doing some stuff up here real fast. Switching team around, so it's just Sparky, and my new Girafarig. Then taking 15 of my mod and dumping it onto the fish, leveling it ten times into a Gyarados....oh SHI- And APL is 15. -- "What's that supposed to mean? :<" Staaaare. So there was a starefest, and then...there was a ball. Cerb scrambled to catch it, blinking down at the blue and red sphere. Woah, an ultra ball. She only had one of those, for a special occasion that never seemed to happen. Howabout that. "Uh. You're welcome?" She offered, looking up for a second and then almost swooning a second later at his blink. She didn't know what it meant, obviously, but gosh he was sexy so it didn't matter. Once she recovered from drooling on the sand, they were already leaving and it made her saaaaad. Fangirl heart breaking into bits and everything. Sparky and Zipper toddled over, the Zigzagoon patting her on the arm comfortingly and the Pikachu sniffing at the Pokeball. Smelled like fish. :< "Weeeell...c'mon guys, might as well head to the center. I could sure use a change of clothes," Cerb muttered, poking at the goo stains on her shirt and the frostbite on her boots. Not to mention the SAND EVERYWHERE IN HER CLOTHING. "You can all take a rest for a little while, and then we'll see what's in this darn ball." Getting up from the ground, she brushed herself off as much as she could and stuck the ball on her belt. "C'mon, let's go." With a trail of three Pokes trotting at her heels, she headed back to the Pokemon center to rest and wash and generally be a vegetable and dream about hawt guys. -- A few hours later, Cerb was washed and dressed and took a nap, and now ready to say hello to one of the new members of her family, newly adopted not so long ago. Plunking down on a bench next to Sparky, she pulled out the Pokeball and pushed the release button on the front. "Hi there," she addressed the Girafarig standing in front of her, eyes blinking and tail jaws clicking curiously. "My name is Cerb, and this is Sparky," the teen said, pointing to the Pikachu next to her. Sparky chittered and waved his paw in hello, ears tilting sideways slightly. "What's your name?" Hello, the Girafarig thought at them, hooves tapping softly on the floor as she shifted around, long neck turning so that she could take in the sights of the center. My name is Guinevere. It's...nice to meet you, "Nice to meet you too," Cerb grinned, holding out a hand for the Girafarig to sniff. "And it's a pretty name, but... Waaay too long for me to pronounce. Can I just call you Gwen?" I suppose, the giraffe thing sighed, shoulders somehow shrugging as she sniffed the offered hand and lifted her head back up. Satisfied with those introductions for the moment, Cerb reached for the other ball on her belt that happened to be shiny and blue. "One more introduction to make, but...on second thought, maybe I'd better do this outside," she muttered, standing up as Sparky sprang to sit on her shoulder. "C'mon Gwen," What is it? Gwen asked, trotting alongside her new trainer as they headed out the doors together and down the street, heading more towards the beach. Since what Cerb suspected to be in the ball seemed more like it'd prefer water, anyway. "Not sure, but... I think it's a Magikarp," the teen shrugged, carefully picking her way down through the sand towards the water. A few feet away, she opened the ball and watched the light beam arc out to release the Pokemon into the shallows. Gwen blinked when Cerb's jaw suddenly thunked into the sand. "...that is a fucking shiny fish," It's golden. "Pika," "IS A FUCKING SHINY FISH," Why is this special? :< Gwen asked, her tail head's jaws chattering as she watched Cerb do a dance around on the sand. Sparky squeaked something at her, too busy trying not to fall off at the moment. After a minute, Cerb went back to the matter of her fucking shiny fish, flopping there in the shallow water. She figured it deserved something of an explanation of it's current state, after all. "Hi there, shiny fucking fish," she said, squatting down closer to its level and nearly getting splashed in the face. "Listen, I imagine this is all very confusing for you. But in a nutshell, you were caught by some weird people and dumped in a tank. I'm not quite sure what they wanted to do with the lot of you, but these two hawt guys and I decided to storm the place, when we ended up getting attacked by this robot thing and I almost got raped. :< Then that Lucario got the cops and we left, and I think Jake fished you out of the tank and gave you to me, so you're mine now." Whuff. Guinevere and Sparky both blinked at the monolouge. "And that should bring you up to speed, I think." The Magikarp splashed in the shallows for a moment, side fins seeming to wiggle almost thoughtfully for a moment before it suddenly started to glow, and then grow. Cerb fell on her ass and scuttled backwards seconds later when a big fanged maw grew up right in front of her face, with teeth as long as her arm. "Oh shi - " Oh my, "Pikaaaa, :<" "GWAAAAAAR!" The newly evolved dragon - snake thing bellowed and thrashed his long finned tail in the water, body coiling up as he loomed over Cerb and wuffed at her with his fanged mouth. The teen looked like she almost was about to wet herself, whimpering slightly at all the teeeeth. "Tell me he ain't gonna eat me, Gwen. D:" I don't think he is, anyway, the Girafarig observed after a moment, taking a few steps back away from the giant red snake. I don't think he knows what happened. "Well, um... Uh, buddy... You.. evolved into a giant snake thing, D:" Cerb squeaked, skittering backwards a little more when the Gyarados hissed air through his fangs. "Somehow. Please don't eat me. D:" The giant snake growled and coiled up his body more, head drawing back to loom up in the air and look down considerately. Cerb looked over at Gwen to make sure she was safe, slowly standing up and dislodging Sparky from the back of her head to stick him on her shoulder. "Er. So now that...that happened...wow. Uh. I think I'm gonna call you Rage," she said, pointing at the shiny red scales. "And I was gonna take the train to Corona Island, but...sailing over the ocean would be so much cooler. Think you can take me, big boy?" After a moment of considerate thinking, the big red fishdragon nodded with a growl, lowering his snout so Cerb could very carefully scramble onto the top of his head, just behind the crest. Sparky clung to her head and did not look comforted by any of this. :< Gwen stayed on the sand, and...didn't look like she could climb up. Onoz. Noticing this, Cerb reached for her Pokeball and held it up. "Just for a bit, Gwen. I'll let you out when we reach the other side," Alright. The Girafarig vanished in a flash of light, and the Pokeball bounced back into Cerb's hand. "Hokay. Let's go, Rage," she directed, before squeaking and holding on for dear life as the Gyarados slowly turned and wriggled his way out into deeper water, eventually starting to swim quickly into the ocean. After a couple tense moments of figuring out they weren't going to drown, Cerb and Sparky slowly relaxed on top of his head and slumped behind the pointed crest. "Man this is gonna take getting used to," "Pika. :<" -- Heading across the ocean to Tromante. <3 for my Pokes, plz? |
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.3 , two happyhearts for Rage and one for Gwen.Nao git. >: |
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| Cerby | May 9 2009, 12:09 PM Post #72 | ||||||||||||
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