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Meet Khloe...; Warning contains corouse langauge
Topic Started: Jun 14 2008, 06:40 AM (132 Views)
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Khloe rose to the sweet, daily chorus of a flock of Swablu outside her window. She walked toward the window to watch the small birds sing. they were nicely organised. the pokemon that sung higher notes sat at the top of the emo-looking willow and went down as the notes did. There fluffy white wings were very white, almost looking as if they were bleached. But they didn't stay singing their joyful tune for long.

Stomping up the stairs with a greenish mask on came Khloe's mom, Larissa Snow., she looked like she was auditioning for the main role in a play version of The Mask. Her vicious grey eyes meet Khloe's soft blue and she let out a sharp scream.

" KHLOE JESSICA SNOW! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" She pointed at a pink stripped shirt.

"Uh...Ketchup stain?"

"You were eating hotdogs AGAIN!"

"Yeah, I DON'T want to veg out mom! Just because your a vegan doesn't mean I am!"

-------Grounded---------

At school Khloe's life is no better, she gets followed around by annoying, backstabbing, snot-nosed, preppy, bitchy cheer-leading twins. Yay?
((yes they are based on real people how ja know? >.>))


As the "trio" were walking down the crowed, sweaty, white halls of there school to English, One of the twins, Molly, started asking Khloe to go to the bathroom with her.
"Would, you like come to the bathroom with me?"
"What the fuck?! You can pee by yourself. You can do it to with Kandoo!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee????"
"Fine. I'll get a nice shiny ponyta you can ride sidesaddle as you go to the bathroom."
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Eventually Khloe's day got better(for a moment) they had a special in the cafeteria. Hamburgers!


As Khloe sunk her teeth in to her juicy cheeseburger the other twin got on her nerves, April. She was almost in tears over her math mark.

"April whatcha get on your math test I got a 75%! I'm sooo thrilled as I suck at math."
"An 88%."
"Mmm.. Shweet!" Khloe said trying to give April a Hi-5 with her mouth full.
"Uh no it's not I studied all week!"
"*cough over*cough*achiever*cough*"
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Khloe walked down the dusty path to her house. Like the rolling hills of this town, her house was covered in moss and climbing vines. She walked past the poke-mart looking really Gothic, until an ad in the window caught her eye:


"Attention!
Prof. Willow is giving out pokemon in her pokemon lab!" She read, twirling her jet black hair with her finger.

Below was a picture of all the pokemon she had to give.

She set her sight on the photos of the pokemon. when her blue eyes focused on Charmander....she smiled. SHE ACTUALLY SMILDED OMFG!

The pasty white, Gothic girl quickly ran home, with a big grin on her face, like a kid in a candy shop.
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She lightly slammed the squeaky door to her house behind her.

Her mom looked like she was in a good mood, she just made cookies, and was sipping her afternoon tea she looked in complete bliss.

"Hey mom, can I get a charmander? They are real cute!" She begged her mother.

"When you move out, you can get whatever you want. Now clean the kitchen up." her sliver gray hair glistened in the afternoon sun.

Khloe couldn't handle being bossed around any more.
"WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CLEAN UP YOU DAMN MESS! I'm FRIGGING LEAVING I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAID!"

Her mom rose up "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"I WAS PLANNING TOO!"

She stomped up the crooked stairs and grabbed her schoolbag. She dumped the loose papers and pens all over her floor. Then filled it up with whatever she would need, and a big baggie of Jelly Bellies.

But, before she left she totally destroyed her room. her once pink pillow cases were now covered in pepsi, the curtains were torn apart, her bedside table stuck in the wall. It was all good. Until she thought

" How the hell am I going get out of her without my mom knowing." She set her eyes on a window, and a big pile of old clothes.
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11 out of 12 scientists agree that designing a parachute of old stockings, bras, and thongs would have really bordered on the impossible when used as such. Just goes to show society's steady intellectual decline. Leaping out the window with the hodgepodge contraption, you touched down gently on the front lawn with barely a scratch, and various unmentionables littering the place. Should suit your purpose of completely vandalizing the house quite well as you flee towards the lab in a fit of giggles.

But of course, while you had all your worldly possessions to sustain you on the rough road ahead. You still lack a very vital necessity: money. And a Poketech. And an Escape Rope (to ensure you're not stuck at the wrong place at the wrong time). Fortunately, a trip through town proves beneficial: walking by the local mart, a withered old man suddenly jumps out at you and raves excitedly about how you were the 50 millonth person to walk by his shop. As a reward, you get 4500z, a Poketech, and an Escape Rope with three charges.

My, how lucky! On to the lab! *shot*
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