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| Super Bide | Nov 11 2007, 10:46 PM Post #1 | ||||||||||||||
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Malaki exited the scenic and somewhat familiar grasslands. In doing so, our hero stumbled into a marshy, swampy area that was much less exciting to look at. To be honest, Malaki couldn't really see anything at all. The swamps were covered with thick fog which made them very difficult to navigate. Malaki realized that these swamps would test his true abilities as a trainer. He took a deep breath, got out his pokenav, and began to head towards the Sanded Grasslands on his search for Pokémon that would help him defeat Boe, the Rose Town gym leader. But only after he had a conversation with me. "Jesus? Why in the world would you make an environment like this? It's so shitty and swampy!" HEY! Don't disrespect my work! Do you have any idea how hard it was to come up with as many environments as there are on Earth? What was even harder was creating a planet that was home to all of these environments. Besides, these environments breed very unique and fascinating creatures that I created! Don't hate the player, hate the game! "Jesus, we're just gonna pretend like you didn't say that last part. Sorry for complaining, but honestly... how the fuck is my black ass supposed to deal with some shit like this? Shit nigga this shit be nasty and raunchy and all kinds of "chys" and shit." *sigh* My son, think of it as a new type of ghetto or hood that you must conquer. The gangs are different here, as are the gangster and hoes. You must find your inner gangster to fit this new environment. Act as a new kind of hoodlum... (cough cough IDIOT cough cough). "Good thinking Jesus! Right... guess that means I'm acting like a bad ass nigga today!" At this point, Malaki began to speak in an Aussie accent... yeah "Aright mate! Let's go capture a few of those Pokémon buggas shall we?" Location: Unclearable Fog Marsh 1 Destination: Sanded Grasslands Summary: Malaki is now in a new kind of hood. He questions Jesus' creation abilities and gets shut the fuck up and shut the fuck down. He asks how he is to survive in this new hood, and Jesus tells him that adaptation is the key. So... Malaki decides to act like and Aussie... which doesn't really help anything. |
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| Jolt | Nov 13 2007, 08:45 AM Post #2 | ||||||||||||||
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xD .4, because Jesus is fun. You wandered through the fog, not knowing where you were going, or how to get there. But, you did manage to find a rock, that you happened to trip over on your trek. You fell, face first, in the yucky substance. Maybe talking like an Aussie will help you out of this godforsaken place? Probably not. It's worth a shot though. Then, there was a sudden tug at your shoe. It seems like the rock you stumbled over wasn't a rock at all. Rather, a pokemon laying in wait to trip up someone, and gank their shit. The shit, this time, being your shoes. ![]() ![]() level 9 18/18 *stealing your shoes* |
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Profile APL - 68.4 Crobat, Rhyperior, Kingdra, Houndoom, Persian Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. -Peter Griffin Your mama wears cowboy boots to bed. How do I know? I had sexual relations with your mama. -Steve Carell If I can't do it, homie it can't be done. -Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as another dude. You a dude that don't know what dude he is! -Robert Downey Jr. | |||||||||||||||
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| Super Bide | Nov 13 2007, 10:30 AM Post #3 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 for coming up with such a random situation!) Malaki looked over at the Pokémon that was tugging on his shoe. He wasn't quite sure what it was, but the fact that a Pokémon would trip someone and gank their stuff was amazing. However, the fact that this particular Pokémon tripped him and was trying to gank his stuff was not cool. He took out his pokedex. Paras: A bug/grass Pokémon. Mushrooms named tochukaso grow on its back. They grow along with the host PARAS. Takes extra damage from flying and fire types. He took the offensive. Grabbing two pokeballs from his belt, he released Waffles his Chinese pidgey and Makaveli his charmander. "Makaveli, Waffles; your attacks should be super effective against him. Hit him with a flamethrower/air slash combo!" Makaveli understood immediately and began commencing with the attack. However, Waffles still couldn't speak or understand English. Instead of air slash, it acted on instinct and used gust instead. ![]() lvl 918/18 *Flamethrower ![]() lvl 918/18 *gust v.s. ![]() lvl 918/18 *stealing my shoes Summary: Malaki trips and falls in the nasty mud. A paras begins to steal his shoes. He records the Pokémon in his pokedex and decides that any Pokémon that tries to steal from him is not cool. In the heat of the moment, he drops his Aussie accent and commands his Pokémon to perform a super effective combo attack. However, his pidgey (Waffles) does not understand English so well and chooses a different attack (gust). |
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| Jolt | Nov 18 2007, 12:46 PM Post #4 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 Despite not knowing what the hell you were saying, Pidgey used a pretty effective attack against the scurrying bug, halting its advance, and causing it to drop your shoes. The bug was in much pain, and only more followed as you rlittle red iguana thing vommitted a stream of fire, engulfing the Paras in a scorching inferno. Yea. It died. Your duo gain .5 each. You gain +1 for ruining the gangsta Paras' plans.
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Profile APL - 68.4 Crobat, Rhyperior, Kingdra, Houndoom, Persian Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. -Peter Griffin Your mama wears cowboy boots to bed. How do I know? I had sexual relations with your mama. -Steve Carell If I can't do it, homie it can't be done. -Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as another dude. You a dude that don't know what dude he is! -Robert Downey Jr. | |||||||||||||||
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| Super Bide | Nov 20 2007, 01:47 PM Post #5 | ||||||||||||||
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(XD .2) Malaki grabbed his shoe. It was covered in mud and slime and smelled of manure and other odors which were strange and unpleasant. He proceeded to wipe to shoe off on a part of the swampy ground that wasn't muddy. However, this did not clean his shoe as well as was hoped. In fact, it seemed to make the shoe a bit more uncomfortable to wear as he grudgingly slipped the shoe back onto his foot. A sickening squish sound echoed as he slammed his foot back into the shoe. He could feel the mud ooze between his toes. In other words, it was really, really unpleasant. He proceeded to make his way towards the sanded grasslands with the intentions of finding pokemon that would help him defeat Boe. Location: Unclearable Fog Marsh 1 Destination: Sanded Grasslands |
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| Kaizanu | Nov 24 2007, 01:39 PM Post #6 | ||||||||||||||
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.1, because I can't read purple. @@ - - - How unpleasant. There is no way to describe how disgusting your shoe is. Although... it's a smell that isn't always frowned upon. And although your pokemon drift away from the scent just slightly, others are drawn to it. One, for example, might meet a grass type pokemon that tries to nest in your shoe, or a bug type pokemon who wishes to eat your shoe. However, for you? It is neither of those, as an Oddish wanders onto the scene. The Oddish, swayed by the beautifully disgusting scent begins to approach you, and you don't see it, yet. You only notice it when you have accidentally kicked it, because it was walking towards your shoe. Oddish finds this amusing, that darn little masochist. She leaps at you, trying to snuggle. Why? I am not too sure. She likes you though. She likes you a lot. The thing is... she's covered in dirt and cuddling you. So now... not only does your shoe stink, so does your entire being. Yay for Oddish! Lv. 8 16/16[Wuvs you.] |
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| Super Bide | Nov 24 2007, 08:28 PM Post #7 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2 Jesus speech is purple... can't change it. Highlight it. Sorry.) "Jesus? Is this thing trying to kill me?" I believe it's trying to cuddle. "Oh. Well that's odd. Not many things want to cuddle with big black men... well, besides blond white women." *sigh* Do you have to bring race into everything? "Yes. Everyone else stereotypes by race, I might as well too." Good point. Well, what are you going to do? "If the Pokémon wants a hug, I might as well give it one. I can rest here for awhile... I kinda need a hug anyways..." Wow... that's the most emo thing I've ever heard you say. Are you beginning to show your emotions... instead of keeping them all "gangsta"? "I guess a little. But I'm still fucking gangsta!" You're also still an idiot. Summary: Malaki is cuddling back. |
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| Suna | Nov 25 2007, 06:05 PM Post #8 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 You start cuddling the oddish back, and you start to notice some strange dust coming out of her leaves. That disgusting muddy stench started to smell a lot like...flowers. The sweet smelling pink dust scattered through the wind. The sweet scent completely erased the strange smell of your shoe, but it also starts attracting. And about attracting...you hear the sound of wings flapping overhead. A pidgey had picked up the smell and came to see what's going on. Disapointed that it was only a human and some random oddish, it slowly started to drift away. But a pokemon is a pokemon, if you need something to train on, you better go after it. level 6 ![]() 12/12~ Flying away ~ |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 03:03 AM Post #9 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2) You know, I'm Jesus. I do really, God-like things cause you know... it's kind of my job. And in all my years of doing God things, I sometimes come across a moment that just makes me smile all big like... and a huge black guy cuddling with a dirty little pokemon made me smile real big. It was almost like a when a dog and a cat fall asleep together and are best friends. Or an Israeli and a Palestinian eating lunch together and having a grand old time. Now I know I'm not supposed to take away free will, but when Malaki decided not to destroy the innocent bird that was flying overhead because he was having to much fun cuddling, I knew these two had to be together forever! So... I let an empty pokeball *slip* off of Malaki's belt. What? Shut up. It's NOT cheating... it's my planet anyways. I made it with my pops and this dude name Holy Spirit. I'm allowed to bend rules. If you don't like it, find your own universes to live in. Okay, okay... maybe what I did was a bit... dodgey. But if the pokemon doesn't want to travel with Malaki, it has the freewill to break out of the pokeball... of course, I'm pretty sure you all know that I'm hoping she won't! using a pokeball on
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 03:06 PM Post #10 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp ((sorry for the short post, couldn't think of much)) The pokeball rolled out and thonked the innocent oddish on the head. She was sucked in, and the ball started wobbling in the mud. After a about two shakes, the ball clicked. She was startled at first, but figured that the trainer she was hugging was the only trainer near. You caught a level 8 female oddish with 2 happiness points. |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 03:23 PM Post #11 | ||||||||||||||
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(.1 No problem. Sometimes, there just isn't much to be said.) Malaki was a bit startled himself as the pokeball fell of his belt and caught the oddish... though he wasn't at all displeased. He picked the pokeball off of the ground and wiped the mud off on his already muddy shirt. He placed to pokeball back on his belt and continued his journey towards the sanded grasslands. He needed to catch ground and rock types so he could defeat Boe. He decided to talk to me to make his journey pass by a little quicker. So Jesus did you just make me catch that pokemon? I didnt make you do anything. I did make your pokeball fall onto the oddish though cant lie about that. I thought you werent supposed to help me? Nonsense. Im just not supposed to make things too easy for you. Religion is supposed to be based on faith. Wait a second that makes no sense! If religion is faith, you shouldnt be talking to me! You should be pretending that you dont exist so that I will only have faith to rely on. Ha! Malaki, you could just be crazy right now. I could just be a voice in your head messing with you. You could be scitso. Plus, if you took one good look around you if you truly looked at all the beauty of nature and of life it wouldnt be hard to figure out that I really exist . Jesus what are you talking about? Im covered with mud in a fucking nasty smelly swamp! And you just caught a pokemon that actually LIKES you and made you smell AWESOME! Good point. Aight Jesus you win. They dont call me Jesus for nothing. Umm no shit. They call Jesus because its your name. I have a Mexican friend named Jesus who could say the same thing Shut up before I burninate you like Trogdor. K Questing for: Location: Unclearable Fog Marsh 1 Destination: Sanded Grasslands Summary: So Jesus admits that he made the pokeball fall off Malakis belt to catch the Oddish. Malaki and Jesus discuss religions and faith, and Jesus totally owns Malaki in an argument but Malaki has the last laugh with a little one liner thrown in at the end. Jesus threatens to make like Trogdor and burninate him if he doesnt shut up. Malaki is all like k. |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 03:53 PM Post #12 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp Up ahead the fog starts to look a little more clear. You can start to see more around you, like large mountains to the west, more fog to the south, and lotsa swampy grass up ahead. The land is covered with a thin sheet of mist. You hear a bunch of squaking and chirps. Up ahead you notice a bird and a worm. The worm pokemon, wurmple, was trying despirately to get away and save it's own life. The bird on the other hand, a taillow, looked extremely thin. It looked like it hasn't had a decent meal in ages, and it was desperate to get one. Both of the pokemon looked injured. The bird, very thin and some of it's messy feathers were covered with a sticky white string shot substance, giving it a harder time than it already would have to stay airborne. The worm had a few scratches from the bird's talons, and was starting to panic. lvl 8 ![]() 10/16VS lvl 7 ![]() 6/14
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 04:35 PM Post #13 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 way to make me make choices... keep that up!) Malaki stumbled upon this scene and took notice of many things. Here was nature as it was intended to be. The bird had to eat and the bug had to try to live. It was quite a dilemma. Malaki wasn't sure if he should get involved... he spoke to me to gain guidance. "Jesus! What do I do?" Calm down Malaki. This is nature. This is the way it's supposed to be. Animals trying to survive. Though it may seem savage, the real savage thing comes in the way humans eat. "Explain." Malaki, take a look at your meat industry. Your species breeds animals in closed quarters and horrid, gruesome conditions. Your food has no chance. No animal on this planet has that power, other than you. This worm has a fighting chance. "Jesus, you're damn smart. No shit. I like you. But I think I can try to solve this problem." How? "Whelp... I got some corn muffins left! I'll feed the Taillow and maybe the Wurmple will live another day! Who knows, I may even be able to tend to their wounds!" I couldn't help but smile. Here was a man who had escaped the gang life and was becoming a peaceful hippy. It was priceless. Let's hope this works. {Malaki is attempting to feed the Taillow using a corn muffin that he has left over in his bag} |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 05:04 PM Post #14 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp The bird smelled the muffins and looked away from the bug. Most birds know people are trouble, and their first instinct would be to take the bug and leave. Yet, why bother with a squirming bug if you can get a delicious muffin? It flew over, rather horribly since it's feathers were all sticky from the gooey string on it. The bird grasped the muffin with it's talons and flew off. It landed a merely a few yards away. A little head popped out of the grass and happily ate the muffin with the larger bird. The taillow had a baby, which didn't look near as skinny as the mother, which has been giving most of the food to the child so it can survive, but it was still pretty thin for a baby. The worm, happy it finally got a chance to escape, wasn't willing to stay any longer to see if the bird would return for it. The bug started squirming away as fast as it's little legs could carry it, going almost as snail pace from it's injuries. Now, you have more things to think about. You could leave the pokemon as they are, since you've already helped them a big deal by distracting the bird. You could help one of them from their injuries, but if you help the birds, the worm will get away. If you help the worm, the birds will get away. Or you could try to improvise. Have fun. lvl 8 ![]() 10/16~ Feeding it's child ~ lvl 2 ![]() 4/4 lvl 7 ![]() 6/14~ attempting to get away, very slowly ~ |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 06:08 PM Post #15 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 xD) "Jesus! I think it's working!" Yes I believe it is! Good job Malaki! But you're not finished yet are you? "Naw... Think I'm gonna leave another corn muffin here for the birds. The mom's a tough broad. I think they'll be ok. But the worm... I got a potion I could use on it! Why don't I?" What has gotten into you Malaki? Where did that "Gangsta" go? "Well... I guess I kinda figured that... I'm talking to Jesus... he's watching me all the time... and 'Gangsta' kinda killed my entire family and ruined my life... why the fuck would I want to be a part of that at all?" Good use of your brain. You should use it more often. Though I must say, you use your heart to its full capacity "Wow... I don't know if that was a compliment or an insult. But, it doesn't really matter that much. That wurmple could use this potion." With that, Malaki approached the wurmple with the intent of healing his wounds. *using on* Lvl 7 ![]() 6/14 |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 06:38 PM Post #16 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp And I think I forgot to tell you earlier, you reached Mist Valley Sorry about that The wounded worm saw the large trainer approaching and started to panic even more. It flopped and squirmed around, afraid of being hurt even more than it already is. It felt being sprayed with a strange liquid, and it's wounds didn't hurt anymore. It looked over to see it's scratches healing up. The worm was shocked a human would care about it. Most would attack or just run away. But this one was different. The bug wiggled over to the trainer, giving his muddy shoe a hug, and went on it's way. You can see the two birds flying off behind you, with the muffin. + 1 FP for helping out the family of birds and +1 FP for helping the wurmple |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 06:50 PM Post #17 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 because two birds flying off with a muffin is awesome) "Jesus... I feel good." Well... you should. "But I'de feel better if you played the Final Fantasy victory music right about now..." WHAT? No! I can't do that... I won't do that! "Just play it really loud and clear in my head! Please?" *sigh* (da da da da da da da da da!) There! You happy? "That was awesome. I'm gonna be good ALL THE TIME! Well, I better get going. Gotta make it to the sanded grasslands to find some awesome uber pokemon... with legs! Or NO legs! Yeah! WOOO!" Ummm... yeah... remember what I said about using your brain? Location: Mist Valley (mist-terious! Get it! HA!) Destination: Sanded Grasslands |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 07:23 PM Post #18 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 and it sound like somebody needs to lay off the muffins and videogames, no? You happily walk along, heading for the sanded grasslands. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN you feel like something is holding your leg. You look down to find that your foot is stuck in the mud. You try to pull it out, but it hardly moves. You get it a good yank and slip right into some more mud. You start to sink quickly. You manage to get upright but you're now waist-deep in a thick layer of mud and can't get out. Your arms are stuck by your sides and you're starting to sink. A fuzzy little arm reaches out and pokes you. A very fuzzy, very muddy, bidoof is sitting next to you. It's light enough to not get stuck in the mud, but sure seems to enjoy poking you since you can't fight/poke back. ![]() Level 8 16/16
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 07:52 PM Post #19 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 because I like it when mods give me story lines!) "Jesus... I'm fucked." Well... you gotta admit, it is pretty hilarious! Malaki started laughing "True that. My grave stone is gonna say something like 'Owned by a Beaver' or something... HA!" So... see you in heaven in like... ten minutes? "Naw bro... not yet... gotta figure out something... ummm I think I can reach my balls..." Inappropriate... "My pokeballs bro... pokeballs. Ok... now I just gotta release them up and..." Malaki released his rattata, oddish, pidgey, charmander, and psyduck. They all were light enough to float and not sink... though they were a bit shocked to find themselves involved in such a weird predicament. Malaki began giving orders... "Umm... help me?" Immediately, the Pokémon panicked. Waffles began trying to pull Malaki out by latching onto his bald head and flying... which really didn't do anything but scratch his scalp. Makaveli tried to swim Malaki out of the mud... but that didn't really work either. Oddish immediately began to panic and jumped into the mud to save her trainer... but she wasn't strong enough to pull him out. Quackers' tried very hard to help, but his headache started acting up and he fell on the ground holding his head. Beaver kept poking Malaki. And Frank... well... he chased his tail. "God damn it Frank..." Hey! Watch your mouth! "Sorry... can you please make Beaver fuck over here stop poking me?" I think you should focus on saving your life Malaki "Okay... here goes nothing... Yo poke friends, try to latch onto a tree or something. Form a Pokémon rope with your bodies and try to pull me out." Malaki awaited his destiny. Summary: His Pokémon are forming a human-chain to pull him out. |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 08:12 PM Post #20 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp The pokemon spread out a little, scanning for any sort of shrub or tree to hold onto. Frank found something and let out a squeek, happily bringing you the tree... Which was about 2 feet long and still had the roots connected. The tree just plopped right out of the mud. Then Frank noticed something with leaves. He ran over and picked up the odd radish pokemon and brought it over to you, feeling wrather proud of himself for finding a baby tree and fetching your oddish. The rest of your pokemon came back empty handed. None of them could find a tree near enough to hold onto. Not even a rock, only small pebbles. The beaver started to chew on Malaki's ear, quite hard. Your pokemon were starting to panic even more, worried their trainer would never get out. Frank had wandered off and brought another poor uprooted plant. The plant squirmed around a bit and it's vines swung out at frank, forcing him back. It was a bellsprout, but was quite angry that your pokemon Frank had bitten him and dragged him around like a rag doll. Level 7 ![]() 14/14 ![]() Level 8 ![]() 16/16 |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 08:29 PM Post #21 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 xD so happy the mods are good BUT Dx SO SAD I'm getting my ass whooped!) "OKAY FUCK THIS BEAVER!" *laughing hysterically* I think he likes you! "Jesus! (Beaver bites ear) OUCH FUCK! THAT'S IT!!! SOMEONE FACEFUCK THIS BEAVER!!!!!!" Calm yourself Malaki. Think of a good way to handle this situation! "Ok... I could kill the bellsprout and use it's dead body as a rope!" Umm... a bit barbaric don't you think? Why not try to get it to help you kindly mister "I just saved a wurmple and two tailows"? "Ok. Bellsprout (OUCH) Could you please help me out of here? Guys, try to (AWW FUCK CUNT SHIT NIGGA ASS LICK STOP BITING MY EAR YOU BEAVER FUCK) convince it to help me. Except you Frank. You just try to get this beaver of my damn ear! Jesus! YOU STOP LAUGHING!" But... it's hilarious! Summary: Beaver is OWNING Malaki hardcore. Malaki doesn't want to hurt the bellsprout, so he tries to get it to help him out of the mud... hopefully this bellsprout knows wurmple. |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 08:53 PM Post #22 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp The bellsprout thought the trainer was odd for talking like that. 'Is he crazy?' it asked itself. But it decided it didn't want to know. It's roots dug into the mud and wrapped around you. It tried pulling you out, but was just starting to pull itself into the mud instead. It wasn't strong enough to do it on it's own. Frank, on the other hand, went over to the bidoof and poked it on the shoulder. The bidoof looked over, still chewing on your ear, and poked it back. It pointed at your other ear, at Frank, then back at your ear again. Frank happily skipped over and bit onto your other ear. The Bidoof held up it's paw over your head and highfived Frank. Aww, looks like Frank has a new friend. :D |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 11:08 PM Post #23 | ||||||||||||||
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(.4 if I'm allowed... the high five is amazing! If not allowed, .3 but it should be .4 cause I'm still cracking up! Seriously, LOL) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN! I'VE SEEN SOME FUNNY THINGS ON EARTH BUT THIS ONE MIGHT JUST TAKE THE CAKE! HA HA HA! "Jesus (ouch) you're (fuck) a (shit!) awww fuck it! I (SHIT MY FUCKING EAR) can't even talk! Will you PLEASE just help me out a little?" I tried to say I would... but then I erupted into more fits of laughter. Seriously, if you could of seen this, you would have laughed more than me... I was showing restraint. "HARDEE FUCKING HAR-AWWW AWWW STOP BITING MY EARS ASSHOLES! FUCK THIS BEAVER FUCKER! And Frank? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! SHIT BALLS!" Wow... this is so rich. Hurry up and save yourself before you die will you? "Guys! Help the Bellsprout pull me out! Please!" Malaki's Pokémon (with the exception of Frank) quickly ran over to the Bellsprout and began helping him pull Malaki out of the mud. Summary: Malaki is probably fucked. He's got these two assholes eating his ears and a bellsprout trying to help him... Jesus is TOO BUSY LAUGHING! |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 11:16 PM Post #24 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp Your pokemon scramble over and pull with the bellsprout. You could feel yourself being lifted out of the mud until you finally get your arms free and help them pull yourself out. The pokemon keep pulling you until you're out of that region of deep mud. No sense in letting you fall in again, no? The bellsprout unwrapped it's vines and walked off, afraid of being dragged into more chaos. But, Frank and his Bidoof friend are still biting onto your ears, danging off them like giant fuzzy earrings... with teeth. The bidoof saw you look in his direction and smacked you across the face. No particular reason, just because it can. |
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 11:26 PM Post #25 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 and I laugh out loud yet AGAIN!) (burst of laughter... can't even type the sounds he's making) You're (gasp) covered (gasp) in (gasp) mud by the way (fits of laughter). "Frank... return." said Malaki as he returned the Pokémon. He got out a pokeball and threw it at the beaver. He decided that he should at least make a crappy attempt to catch the Pokémon... after all... Frank had a liking for the guy. Malaki recalled his remaining Pokémon while he waited to see whether this beaver would be caught or not... the ball seemed to wiggle for an incredibly long time... seeing as Malaki had an entire conversation with me before anything awesome happened "Jesus... why?" Why not? "Ok." And that's why Philosophy RULES! Summary: Malaki is safe, though he's covered in mud and his ears are really hurt. He used a pokeball on the beaver fuck... mainly because he doesn't want to kill it. If the ball fails however, its ON! Location: Mist Valley Destination: Any Town with a Pokémon center on the way or close to the Sanded Grasslands |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 11:35 PM Post #26 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp The ball wobbled around rapidly, and after some time, you began to wonder if the ball was...dancing. But the ball cracked open and the bidoof lunged out, holding one hand to it's hips and the other one straight up in the air, much like a 'superman' pose. He latched onto your face but plopped back down into the mud a moment after. Unwilling to give up so easily, the bidoof started climbing up your pants, biting on to keep from sliding off. It slowly started to climb and bite it's way upwards... If you aren't careful, it'll get to your mangina! D:! ![]() Level 8 ![]() 16/16
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| Super Bide | Nov 26 2007, 11:48 PM Post #27 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3... super beaver) "JESUS SAVE HY CHILDREN?" What chilredn? "THE CHILDREN THAT WILL BE NONE EXSISTENT AS SOON AS THIS ASSHOLE EATS MY BALLS!" Umm... you have pokemon dork. "Ok. (Throws balls) Makaveli! Waffles! Beat that Beaver's ass. BUT DON'T HIT MY NUTS!!! Makaveli, growl then tackle it! Waffles, air slash this beaver asshole!" lvl 918/18 hp *growl => tackle* lvl 918/18 hp *air slash* v.s. ![]() lvl 8 16/16 hp *about to bite my nuts* |
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| Suna | Nov 26 2007, 11:54 PM Post #28 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp The beaver bit down, missing your balls and mangina but getting fairly close, on the inside of your thigh. The flaming lizard growled and jumped at the fuzzy buck toothed pokemon, knocking it off it's trainer. The super beaver was completely vulnerable. The pidgey flew up a little higher and flapped it's wings hard, sending sharp blades of wind at the wild pokemon, finishing it off. 0.4 EXP for your charmander and pidgey |
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 12:06 AM Post #29 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 because it missed my balls.) "Jesus... did a beaver just kick my ass?" Yea... definitely just knocked your block off. Your ears and thigh are bleeding... maybe you should make a pit stop before you continue towards the sanded grasslands? "Yea... good plan... let me check my pokenav to see where we are... DAMN! We're right by the barrier mountains! We should go there! Maybe we'll find the Pokémon where looking for there! But first... Malral is right around here! I'll make a little stop there before heading towards the mountains. I should be pretty close." Sounds like a plan... just don't get owned by a beaver. "Stop bringing up the fact that a beaver made me his bitch... please." Location: Mist Valley Destination: Malral |
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| Suna | Nov 27 2007, 12:13 AM Post #30 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp The fog was thicker where you were heading. You could see the mountains dissapear as you walk deeper into the fog. But up ahead, you can hardly make out dark square figures in the fog. When you managed to get closer, you realize malral is in sight! :D CONGRATULATIONS |
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 12:15 AM Post #31 | ||||||||||||||
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 12:31 AM Post #32 | ||||||||||||||
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Malaki walts back into the mist valley after healing his wounds and purchasing some potions. His right ear had a small, unnoticeable scar, but other than that he was perfectly fine. He squinted at his pokedex... hoping that he could follow its directions to the barrier mountains... he really needed to find strong Pokémon if he was ever going to have a chance at defeating Boe... the crazy electric gym leader in Rose Town. "Ok Jesus... now your narrations are starting to get into my head... could you narrate quiter? Please? Cause this is gonna get real old, real fast." Shut up. "K" Location: Mist Valley Destination: Barrier Mountains! |
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| Suna | Nov 27 2007, 01:45 AM Post #33 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp The mountains were just in sight, erecting from the ground with all it's glory. You can see a few dots circling around at the top, most likely birds. But not only were they at the top of the mountain, there were a couple following you. Two starly swooped down, one hitting you on the back of your head with their wing. It looks like they were looking for a battle. They confirmed it by swooping by you another time, the other bird hitting your torso, quickly getting back on it's feet and flying again afterwards. ![]() Level 9 ![]() 18/18![]() Level 8 ![]() 16/16
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 01:58 AM Post #34 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2) "I am so tired of asshole Pokémon... first Beaver Fuck, now penguin fucks... these sons of bitches.. are going down." Don't do anything stupid Malaki *cough THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE cough* "Makaveli, Waffles, and Quackers, I CHOOSE YOU!" When did you turn into a ten year old prepubescent boy? "STAFU! (as in STFU if you tried to pronounce it... I say that in real life) Makaveli, use smokescreen then flamethrower on one of them. Waffles, use a sand attack gust combo! It should hurt the birds more since they're flying (you see, I did play a pokemon game... over Thanksgiving break! OH YEA!). Quackers, you standby and hit whichever birds survive with a screech and hyro pump combo!" 18/18*smokescreen, Flamethrower on the lvl 9 one 18/18*sand attack, Gust on the lvl 8 one 16/16*screech, hyro pump on whatever survives and is close enough v.s. lvl 9 butthole lvl 8 assmuncher |
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| Suna | Nov 27 2007, 02:09 AM Post #35 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp Makaveli swirled around, laying down a thick sheet of dark smoke. A flame shot out and hit one of the birds, sending it crashing onto the ground, still aflame. The other starly could hear your pidgey's wings flapping around, trying to pick up some dust and sand with the wind. The starly shot out at it, getting a face full of dirt and smashing into it. The pokemon blindly flapped around, suddenly getting picked up in a gust of wind and crashing into the ground. The duck let out a loud screech before hitting the flaming bird and sending it skidding across the ground. The smoekscreen started to clear, showing that both the birds had been taken out. .7 exp for your pokemon |
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 02:32 AM Post #36 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2 HUZAA!) I'm impressed. Your battle strategies are beginning to surpass the most novice of levels... "Meaning?" You're actually becoming a Pokémon trainer. "Yea... I think so too. You know, I think I'm finally in a place where I belong. Sure I get bitch-slapped by beavers and attacked by birds... but I'm making friends... I'm traveling the land... getting in touch with my true self. It's pretty amazing, not gonna lie." Yes well, I'm happy for you. But you're not a Pokémon master yet. You're definitely going to need to train a lot harder if you're ever going to take on the Pokémon League and become Champion. "Easy there killer... we'll take it one badge at a time. I hafta defeat Boe first. To do that, I'll need to get some new Pokémon! And so... I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of barrier mountain. ... Location: Mist Valley Destination: Barrier Mountain |
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| Suna | Nov 27 2007, 03:03 AM Post #37 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp and I totally misread some of what ya said as "touching myself" And speaking of touching.. You hear some strange sounds coming nearby. At first, you can't tell what it is. It looked like a strange colorful blob dancing. But on closer inspection, it's a caterpie humping a weedle. They are making quite a bit of noise and haven't seemed to notice you yet. ![]() level 9 ![]() 18/18![]() Level 9 ![]() 18/18
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 03:23 AM Post #38 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3) Malaki walked towards the Barrier Mountains with a fire to train like never before. With every step he took, he was another step closer to victory as a pokemon master... then he came across a peculiar site... two worms doing the nasty. This is where Malaki and I had our most important conversation to date. "Let them hump?" Let them hump. "K." And with that, Malaki made the easiest decision in his life. Never would he break up a brother getting his groove on. Hump on little worms... hump on. Summary: Let em' hump. Location: Mist Valley Destination: Barrier Mountains, or in the direction of some girl I can hump. |
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| Suna | Nov 27 2007, 03:58 AM Post #39 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp xD The two worm pokemon finally noticed you. They both shot a white, sticky substance at you. ...No, not that. String shot...yeeah. They both covered you in it like sugerhigh children with a thousand cans of silly string. They were very angry that you interrupted, but they simply left you, going elsewhere to do their humping. |
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 10:14 AM Post #40 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2 ewwwwwwwwwww!) "Well... at least it wasn't the other white sticky substance..." That's what I was thinking. "Oh well. Guess I'll just free myself by break dancing!" What? At this time, Malaki began to spin around on his hands and do all kinds of crazy junk. It looked cool, but it was way to random to appriciate. "Ok. Let's keep moving Jesus. TO THE BARRIER MOUNTAINS!" Location: Mist Valley Destination: Barrier Mountains summary: Malaki break dances for Jesus. Huzaa. |
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| Monkey | Nov 27 2007, 05:50 PM Post #41 | ||||||||||||||
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(0.2 :gexp) As you broke dance your way to freedom a crew of pokemon watched you curiosly. Spinning out of a intricate move landing on your hands, the apparent leader of the crew walked up to you and with a fierce vine whip pulled your hands from underneath you. "Yo, who you think you are? Pulling that shit round 'ere." Bellsprout was not happy at all with your moves, flicking his head back he used his vines to assist him in his dance. Krumping the sprout got in your face and with another vine whip shoved you back to the ground. Behind him his lackys stood watching, they were ready to back their leader up should this human try any funny shit. Lv 10 Lv 8 Lv 8 Lv 8
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| Super Bide | Nov 27 2007, 08:21 PM Post #42 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3) SNAP! "JESUS WHY DO POKEMON HATE ME? I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DANCE!" I don't know why actually... perhaps they're racist? Or maybe you're just an easy target. Either case, this is quite the situation don't you think? "I just want to go to the fucking mountains and find pokemon that will help me beat the shit outta Boe! MAKAVELI, WAFFLES! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO (cue pokemon theme music)." You're an idiot. "Makaveli, smokescreen those bitches and toast them with a flamethrower! Waffles, I want to see a sand-attack air slash combo!" 20/20*smokescreen=>flamethrower on the leader 20/20*sand-attack=>on either of the other three bishes. v.s. Lvl 10*leader x3 lvl 8bishes |
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| Suna | Nov 27 2007, 08:35 PM Post #43 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp BIDE. GET ON CHAT |:< The charmander puked out pretty rainbows and butterflies. And by rainbows and butterflies, I mean smoke. And by puke..I mean more like... YOU GET THE IDEA. "Yo, man, that's not cool. Darking up and fogging the place all up in 'ere. NOTCOOOOOLLLL." The leader protested, but it's chattering gave away it's position in the darkness. Makalevi's flamethrower burst him in flames. "OHSHIZMAN. I'M BURNIN.. DON'T JUST STAND THERE, DO SOMETHING!!" It shouted out to it's followers. The others were panicing, one trying to put the flames out with it's vines, which just caught on fire in return. Another one ran in circles. The other just...stood there. Like a rock. The leader and the one catching fire trying to put him out where shot back by the powerful, SUPER! effective, gust of wind and dust. The last two got their minds straight and launched their vines up at the bird pokemon, dragging it down to the ground with a loud thud, holding it down. .9 exp for the charmander and the pidgey, they managed to faint the leader and one of his lackies. ![]() Level 10 ![]() 20/20![]() Level 10 ![]() 13/20VS ![]() Level 10 ![]() ~ fainted Level 8 ![]() ~ fainted. x2Level 8 ![]() 16/16~ both holding down pidgey ~ |
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| Super Bide | Nov 28 2007, 10:34 AM Post #44 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 LVL UP) Not cool. "I know Jesus... but I'll save Waffles. Waffles, while your down there... (dirty-OHHOHO) roost, then try to gust them off of you. Makaveli, tackle one of those buttheads and then hit him with a flamethrower! We can do it team!" ...Buttheads? What's going on? And why are talking like your five? It was then that I realized that Malaki breathed in quite a bit of smoke from the smokescreen attack. The smoke had apparently gotten him a little high. It was at this point that Malaki whipped out his genitalia, stuck his package in between his legs, and walked into battle... with his mangina... yeah... I don't know. 22/22*tackle=>flamethrower 13/22 or 15/22 ? IDK*roost=>gust (trying to free itself) Malaki *Mangina attack (sticks a bellsprout into his mangina and pee's it out his penis) |
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| Suna | Nov 28 2007, 08:14 PM Post #45 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 genexp..although I'm going to have nightmares now. The bird regained all strength and blew the two weed away. They ran after the bird, but caught sight of the trainer... and his... MANGINA? The sight of it confused them and stalled them long enough for one of them to get smacked in the side from the charmander's tackle. The other one was fried to a crisp from the flamethrower. :C And poor Malaki/Bide doesn't get to stick anything up his mangina. Thank god though, eh? .7 exp to the two pokemon |
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| Super Bide | Nov 28 2007, 08:56 PM Post #46 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2 awww... I wanted to use my mangina!) Malaki... are you ok? "Me gusta tacos. Me gusta tacos mucho." How high are you? [color] "Lo siento madre. Donde esta la bibliotecha?" I'm sorry mom... Where is the library? That makes no sense? "Cheese on my anus. ON MY ANUS!" Wait. Stop! Put your pants back on! Have you no shame? WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Put on your boxers! No! Put that shirt back on... why are you buck naked? "JESUS! We must go naked to the barrier mountains! OOOO! YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA, MY DING DING DONG!" *sighs* Whatever man. Freebird. (music begins) If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, cause theres too many places Ive got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldnt be the same. cause Im as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I cant change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I cant change. But please dont take it badly, cause lord knows Im to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldnt be the same. Cause Im as free as a bird now, And this bird youll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I cant change. Lord help me, I cant change. Summary: Malaki heads towards the Barrier Mountain... naked. Jesus plays Freebird, and I mean EVERY part, including vocals and guitar. He totally SHREDS the guitar solos and plants and flowers grow and mountains rumble and the sky grows super clear and these aliens from the planet Ohiwn are all dancing hardcore (and naked) and they're all super drunk. One of the Ohiwnians loses his virginity to a girl he knew sincs Gansdge school while Jesus is wailing on the guitar. About 57 ninjas all appear wielding guitars and they start shredding HARDCORE with Jesus. They use 57 part harmony as Jesus improvs the final two hours of the solo... totally giving every living creature on earth an eargasm. Location: Mist Valley Destination: Barrier Mountains |
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| Suna | Nov 28 2007, 10:49 PM Post #47 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 and you're super weird. xD As you run about in the nude, you hear a loud scream. You look behind you, but see nobody. So you continue onwards. You stop suddenly, with a horrible stinging feeling on your toe. There's green oozing acid all over it, and two very angry oddishes standing nearby. One of the Radish pokemon had a foot print on it. Your foot print. It was very angry and obviously wanted to fight. The other oddish was here to back it's friend up. ![]() Level 12 ![]() 24/24![]() Level 11 ![]() 22/22
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| Super Bide | Nov 28 2007, 11:00 PM Post #48 | ||||||||||||||
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(.2) Umm... I think your foot is burning off their chief... "MAKAVLEI, WAFFLES, I CHOOSE YOU!" That's getting pretty old by the way... Malaki's pokemon emerged from their pokeballs, both with a battle spirit. It seemed as if these two pokemon in particular were becoming veterans in pokemon battles. They looked at their trainer... who was naked. Then again, so were they, so they didn't mind all that much. Makaveli seemed pretty pleased that his penis was larger in proportion to his body than his trainers. He let out a toothy grin and looked, really, really happy. "GUYS! You know what to do! Same combo attack you usually do. Makaveli, I want a smokescreen to flamethrower attack on the oddish with the footprint. Waffles, give me a sand-attack air cutter on his pal. We got this!" Malaki... you're umm... uh "I'm going to use this boner and swing it into battle! HIYA!" Note to self... don't let Malaki get high... ever. lvl 11 22/22 ![]() *smokecreen=>flamethrower on footprint lvl 11 22/22 ![]() *sandattack=> air cutter on non-footprint Malaki *spinning Helicopter penis attack (spins his boner around super fast and knocks pokemon out with it.) |
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| Suna | Nov 28 2007, 11:14 PM Post #49 | ||||||||||||||
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.2 genexp You still scare me The charmander inhaled deeply and opened it's mouth wide to let out a bunch of smoke. Makalevi instead got a mouth full of acid from the oddish with a footprint. He spazzed, wiping his tongue with his paws desperately trying to get the taste out. It let out a flamethrower, hoping the fire will burn the taste off. The flame swerved around wildly, in no particular direction. It managed to hit the footprint'd oddish's buddy. The non-footprinted oddish was about to attack makaveli, but the bird dove down and flapped it's wings hard at the last second, sending dust and sharp blades of air cutting through. The oddish was blown back, it's leaves cut up to pieces. It got up, then two the oddishes noticed the nude trainer, running into battle. The trainer was the one that started all this in the first place. The non-footprint oddish lunged out, biting hard onto the trainer's penis and absorbing power from it. (OHOHO) ![]() Level 11 ![]() 16/22![]() Level 11 ![]() 22/22Malaki Level [blank] ![]() -with oddish biting his penis- VS "Footprint"Level 12 ![]() 24/24 "Non-Footprint"Level 11 ![]() 3/22Accuracy -1 ~ On malaki's penis C: ~ |
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.3 I could narrrate for years about this battle. I could tell you of how Malaki freaked out and started crying as his penis drew blood. I could tell of how the oddish absorbed the penis' fluids and had a nasty taste in its mouth. I could tell you millions and millions of things, but instead I'll show you a picture... drawn by a five year old. ![]() Not pretty. But Malaki snapped out of it. "OH GOD! WHAT HAPPENED? MY DICK! OH MY GOD! PIDGEY, AIRSLASH it AIRSLASH IT! MAKAVELI, toast the other one!" 16/22*flamethrower on the one not bitting my dick 22/22*airslash on the one bitting my dick Moral of the story: Dicks don't make good weapons. Stick to manginas. |
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.3 genexp. I'm scared. :C The airslash cut the oddish multiple times. It just bit down harder in pain, until a final slash finished it off, and it fell to the ground. But a side effect of having your own pokemon attack you with a wide-range attack was that it also hurt you. Your penisu and body had taken some damage, mostly just some soreness and a few small scratches though. The footprint oddish, very angry that it's friend was now dead, headed for the bird. It jumped up, biting onto it's leg and absorbing from it. The weight from the two of them forced the pidgey to the ground. The oddish let out a strange poisonious powder out of it's leaves. The bird flew off, but a large amount of the powder had stuck to it's wings, so it was only spreading it around. The charmander used the chance to scorch the oddish before it attached itself to anyone else. Your pidgey was having trouble flying, the poisonious powder having it's effect on the tiny bird. The pores had spread through the air and from the pidgey, reaching the fire lizard. It forced a cough, inhaling a lot more afterwards and just coughing all over agian, starting to feel the poison taking effect aswell. If you aren't careful, you might get poisoned too C: Oh, .5 exp for both of your pokemon for finishing off that one oddish. But another still remains! :O! ![]() Level 11 ![]() 13/22~ poisoned ~ ![]() Level 11 ![]() 19/22~ Poisoned ~ VS "footprint"Level 12 ![]() 10/24
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(.3) Malaki, freed from his high, took immediate defensive action. He took out a shirt from his bag and covered his face with it, attempting to avoid the poisonous fumes. He ripped a bit of cloth from one of his T-shirts and wrapped his penis (which was bulgding with pain, but not hurt too badly). He then issued desperate commands to his pokemon. "Makaveli, finish it with a flamethrower. Waffles, roost, then air slash. Please." Makaveli looked up at his trainer with one eye closed. He nodded and tried to smile his toothy grin... which came out looking more like a snarl. Waffles nodded his Chinese head and squinted his eyes even more than usual. Wait a second... When did Waffles learn English? "Good point... Maybe I've just been lucky?" Sure enough, Malaki was correct. The pidgey had been acting on instinct most of the time, learning only little bits of English as he battled. He now understood one word... roost. As for his attack, he decided that gust would work more effectively. 13/22 poisoned*flamethrower 19/22 poisoned*roost=> gust v.s. ![]() asshole |
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.2 genexp And not all mods will mod you if you don't have the wild pokemon's stats. xD I'm fine with it, but if somebody else mods ya, they might not be and might just skip you The radish wasn't going down without fighting the whole way. It leaped back into the air, biting onto the bird's wing. The bird flapped the opponent off, healing itself up after with roost. Makalevi finished the job with the flamethrower. The toasted radish finally fell, bringing an end to the penis-biting nightmare. But the two pokemon were still seriously poisoned. They cringed as it took in more effect. The lizard was in the worse shape, even though the bird was still hurt from the poison aswell. And with a bit of roundin' up, your pokemon get .6 exp each. ![]() Level 11 ![]() 11/22~ poisoned ~ ![]() level 11 ![]() 20/22~ poisoned ~ |
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(.3 Ok) Malaki returned his pokemon to their balls. He sighed a deep sigh and got dressed. He headed back towards Malral... he would need to rest his pokemon up once again if he was ever going to complete his journey to the Brarrier mountains. He was happy that he had gained a victory, but sad that he would have to begin his journey once again. And so... to Malral "This sucks man. I need to get a bike or something... cause I'm getting fucked. I walk super slow, my pokemon are poisoned, AND my dick hurts. I need a girlfriend..." Location:Mist Valley Destination: Malral |
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.2 genexp You started heading back towards malral, but before you could get far, you hear a click. A caterpie took one of your pokeballs, and not one of them empty ones. You have no clue which it is, and it's gnawing on the ball, looking up at you with big 'ol eyes while doing so. Afraid you'll try to grab another ball and call out something that can fight it, the pokemon sprays you with it's webbing, trapping your arms together and sticking your balls (ohoho) to you, so they'll be a challenge to remove and call out another pokemon to fight. ![]() Level 8 ![]() 16/16
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(.2 I am the unluckiest man in the world... :( ) "Awww FUCKING HELL!" Pokemon hate you. "This is really getting ridiculous. How in the world am I supposed to fight this guy?" No clue. Maybe you should try diplomacy? I didn't think diplomacy would work. I thought Malaki was once again put into a bad situation... which was odd because he wasn't blaming me yet. Most of the time when things go wrong, its easy to blame me because they act as if I could have prevented it. But, that's the beauty of freewill... every creature has it. Whenever I used to talk to people directly, it usually ended up going badly... so I just started letting people play it out. Anyways, enough about me. Back to the person I'm supposed to be narrating. "Damn it... think think think... (damn it... thinking is HARD!)" Then... a stroke of genius. He began to once again break dance to free himself. He also tried to summon the pokemon out of the captured ball. On top of that, he tried to reason with the caterpie... so he looked really, really weird... almost like he was doing some sort of mating dance. "Caterpie, will you please give me my ball back? Pokemon come out of the ball! Break-dance!" Weird Summary: Malaki is trying ever method he can think of to get his pokeball back... at the same time. |
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(0.3 :gexp) [Chat needs you Bide!!] Caterpie watched in amusment as you struggled to dance against the tight webbing. Flicking her head back and forth the small caterpie lost control of the 'ball. As the ball rolled slowly towards the swamp you were completely helpless, the string kept you imprisoned. To add insult to injury that would later occur, Caterpie began to laugh uncrontrallably, who would have thought a black man that couldnt dance. She was awestruck, as the string slowly began to fall of the man, Caterpie shot some more string at you binding your feet together. Crawling to the edge of the swampy water Caterpie peered into the murky water. She couldnt see the 'ball. Perhaps it had disappeared? Putting her tail into the water she shrieked, a paras had used her claw to attack the tail of Caterpie. Scrambling from the waters edge Paras connected, it appeared that karma had hit back. Oh and you could see your ball slowly sinking in the mud. Probably 6 posts by you and it would disappear. Have fun xD Lv 8 16/16 13 26/26
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(.3 although it's ONLY because it's really creative... I'm screwed.) "FUCKING SHIT FUCK! JESUS HELP!" Try to release your pokemon Malaki! It's your only chance! I think the Paras will take care of that caterpie for now... you may have enough time to save your pokemon's life! "I'll try!" With a wiggling motion, Malaki took of his belt with his pokeballs (though it was very hard to do). He released his three remaining pokemon in hopes that they could somehow assist him. Summary: I'm screwed. Releasing remaining pokemon. |
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| Monkey | Nov 29 2007, 05:28 AM Post #59 | ||||||||||||||
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(0.2 :gexp) Paras continued to torment Caterpie, the poor little guy was now getting a scratching of a lifetime. Squeeling in pain the little worm, wriggled about uncontralably. Malaki somehow managed to wiggle his belt free, although in the process his pants fell down. Releasing his remaining pokemon he soon realised that it was poor Psyduck who had been taken from him. The pokemon burst from their respective balls and despite the situation collectivly, burst into laughter at the sight of their pantsless trainer. The ball sank deeper into the much not much time left for Malaki and his pokemon to rescue Psyduck. Post 1/6 Lv 13 26/26vs Lv 8 12/16
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| Super Bide | Nov 29 2007, 05:48 AM Post #60 | ||||||||||||||
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.3 Your pants have been coming off way to much lately Malaki... but at least they come off in moments where it is INCREDIBLY funny. "QUACKERS! I gotta save him!" Calm down... I think you can do this! Use your skills as a pokemon trainer! "You think I can do this? Psht! Thanks Jesus! Real supportive... Waffles, fly and see if you can get the pokeball out of the mud. Shoes... and yes that's you oddish! You're good in mud right? See if you can swim out to get the ball if Waffles can't get it, but don't do anything that will get you into danger. Makaveli, you stand guard and watch these two pokemon. Make sure they don't interfere. If they do, flamethrower. Let's save Quackers!" 11/22 lvl 11 *flamethrower, but only if the other two pokemon interfere. (poisoned) |
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| Monkey | Nov 29 2007, 05:58 AM Post #61 | ||||||||||||||
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(0.3 :gexp) The pokemon were quick to answer your calls, flapping sharply Waffles made a swift circle around the stuck 'ball. Attempting to fish the ball from the mud much like an eagle would a fish. Failing several attempts the sharp talons of Pidgey latched onto the slippery pokeball. With a victory cry the bird flew back towards Malaki, unfortunately the ball was much too slippery, falling to the earth Waffles desperetly tried to save Quaker's ball. Finally Malaki's luck had turned around, a helpful Spinerak sat in a nearby tree, using a string shot the small spider caught the ball in mid-air. Lowering it towards Malaki the spider found great pleasure in bouncing it lightly off his head. Meanwhile Paras and Caterpie continued with their battle, nearly defeated the Caterpie ran behind Makaveli. Screeching the Paras launched forwards and scratched at the fire lizard. More screaming commenced when the lizard used an attack of his own. Lv 13 10/26vs Lv 11 8/22 Lv 15 30/30~Taunting you |
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| Super Bide | Nov 29 2007, 06:12 AM Post #62 | ||||||||||||||
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(.3 Luck? Kind of) Malaki watched as the caterpie which had given him so much trouble ran behind him... hoping for protection. Malaki couldn't help but take pity on the creature... she was scared. After all, death was a pretty scary thing... and since the paras had attacked his charmander anyways... still, he felt as if he needed to give the paras a chance "Listen paras... you've helped me out a lot. But if you don't G-T-F-O right now, there's gonna be beef. This charmander right here will fry your ass. So unless you wanna burn... I would make like a tree and get the fuck outta here. Waffles! See if you can gust that spider up there! I don't really want to hurt him, I just want to get Quackers back. Shoes, you go ahead and protect this caterpie by me. Sure she may be an asshole, but that doesn't mean she isn't to be protected. Make sure she's ok. If anyone tries anything funny, Giga Drain em'." 10/24 ![]() *flamethrower if the paras dosn't GTFO poisoned 22/24 ![]() *gust on the spinark poisoned |
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| Monkey | Nov 29 2007, 06:20 AM Post #63 | ||||||||||||||
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(0.2 :gexp) Paras took no notice of your threats, its target was the tiny worm and your lizard was protecting her. Scratching once more at Makaveli the paras was soon turned into a mess of charcoal. (1.2 :xp gained) Caterpie dashed from behind Makaveli as soon as the paras had been defeated, running to a nearby bush she soon disappeared. Waffles fired his attack at Spinarak trying to pry the ball loose from his grip. The string wove back and forth quite rapidly, with a snap the ball fell to the ground and landed on Malaki's head. Spinarak buzzed away once again in what only could be assumed as laughter. He watched curiously as the String Shot on the human's legs slowly began to slide off. |
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(.3 my bad!) Malaki wasted no time. He quickly yelled a "Thanks Spider-man" into the air to the spinark, and ran in the direction of Malral. Two of his pokemon were both injured and poisoned. He knew that if they stayed poison for too long, they would faint and become very ill. Malaki didn't want to risk that happening. "I promise that I'll heal you guys... and I promise that I'll make you strong enough to tackle any challenge, including the pokemon league. We got a killer team... what could possibly go wrong besides a whole crap load of pokemon hating me?" Sometimes... that's all it takes... Location: Mist Valley Destination: Malral |
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(0.2 :gexp) Do I get any xD Malaki wasted little time in getting to Malral, his pokemon needed healing and despite his recent run of bad luck it appeared it may have finally turned around. Karma? Arriving at the entrance to Malral the human and his pokemon all breathed a sigh of relief. Meanwhile remember that Spinarak, well it seemed he wasnt finished with tormenting you, with a single silky string the spider pokemon created a trip line for you. Also the bug had created a large mess of cobwebs on the ground. Picking himself up Malaki walked into Malral, white sticky stuff all over his face and hands. Arrived at Malral |
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Malaki walked back into the mist valley. His face had a look of awkward determination... almost as if he was ready to get to the Barrier Mountains, yet ready to fail in reaching them. He decided that the mountains must hold some kind of secret, seeing as it had been all but impossible for him to reach them. He asked me. "Jesus, is there a secret in the Barrier Mountains?" I don't know. "Kay." Location: Mist Valley Destination: Barrier Mountains QUESTING FOR: AWESOME POKEMON |
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(0.1 :gexp) Dont Be Slack Come and Chat xD Despite his earlier misfortunes with the Mist Valley Malaki was able to reach the Barrier Mountains quite easily. Hiking up the mountain was quite another story, halfway up a Hoothoot flew past screeching a warning to the travellor. "Dont do it, certain death." Obvisiouly Malaki was unable to understand the warning, so he continued up the mountain side. Arriving at the top he surveyed the area, nothing much to see really, a bigger mountain lay to the north covered in fog. Perhaps he should go there? Reached: Barrier Mountains |
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(.2 certain death? PLEASE!) "Jesus... why do I get the feeling that the creepy mountain shrouded in for over there is calling to me and wanting to take away my life?" Hmm? Sorry I wasn't paying attention... playing Bioshock. What did you need? "Never mind... Probably not all that important." Oh... alright... watch out for big daddies and little sisters... "Uh... K?" There he was... surrounded by water and filth... the ruined remains of Rapture all around him. He watched as the spider splicer slowly ripped apart the corpse of a lesser splicer. The spider splicer looked up... he was spotted! Quickly, Jack used an Electro Bolt to shock his enemy. He ran up and smacked the splicer in the face with his wrench. He had achieved victory. Safe... for now... Oh wait a minute... wrong guy. Sorry, to much Bioshock... got a bit confused. The idiotic large black man went somewhere he wasn't supposed to go and is going to get himself in trouble. He'll probably die or something. Whatever. Location: Barrier Mountains Destination: Strange, Larger Mountain that the Hoot-Hoot was all like "CERTAIN DEATH"... whatever. Summary: Malaki get's worried about something and asks Jesus for help. Jesus is way to busy playing Bioshock (which is amazing). Jesus doesn't narrate very well for Malaki, but he does an excellent job of narrating Jack's story in Bioshock. Malaki is going to the FORBIDDEN mountain (probably gonna get PWNT) |
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.3 :gexp, ahahaha. Ahaha! Headed for Mt. Fog, quite a walk. I mean down this mountan and up another one? That'll take forever. All sorts of shenanigans are bound to happen to our hero on the way there, right? RIGHT? Right. ;D Luckily, down the mountain was easier then up. And strangely enough, nothing happened. Maybe this would be eas- Yea, I lied. Because there's a Poochyena standing between the trainer and his destinaton. And he doesn't look happy. Then again, it's in Poochyena's nature to be unhappy, so... it wasn't Malaki's fault this time. :D -- Malaki reached the base of Mt. Fog! ![]() Level 10 20/20 *standing there all snarly* |
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(.3 and Bide now officially has an inverted Mohawk) "AWW Jesus what do I do?" He's not here at the moment... he just beat Bioshock and got the good ending, so he's celebrating with his homies. "Then who the hell are you?" I'm Chuck Norris. "So your basically Jesus..." Corect "Well... this situation is a bit ALGEBRAIC! And just a bit MATHMATICAL ROMBUS!" What? "Nevermind... MAKAVELI! SHOES! I choose YOU! What are you, ten? "Ok guys! Let's own this newb! Makaveli, FLAMETHROWER! Shoes, GIGA DRAIN!" :charmaner lvl 1428/28 *flamethrower Lvl 1020/20 *Giga Drain v.s. 20/20 *pissed |
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XD .3 Poochyena saw the combination coming well in advancce. It was pissed, and you can't get any more angry than that, thats for damned sure. It immediately lunged forth at Shoes, wrapping its jaws around the plants head, shaking it aorund liek a little rag doll type thing. Charmander did as you said, and used Flamethrower. Only a bit managed to get to the pooch, however, as the most of it hit the Oddish, that the hound was using as a shield. Yea... Oddish fell limp. You knocked it out. ![]() ![]() level 14 28/28 ![]() *KO* vs ![]() ![]() level 10 16/20 *Still pissed* |
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.3 (poop) "Oh my God! SHOES! (and not the youtube video, but the pokemon)" Sup? What did I miss? "Well... nice of you to join us Jesus. We were just GETTING OUR ASSES HANDED TO US!!!" Hey man, did you forget who I am? I'm Jesus. NO ONE yells at Jesus. Especially a Jesus who just beat Bioshock. "What? Never mind. I better just try to end this fight before I get owned... again. Makaveli, use a flamethrower and make sure you hit him!" So can I leave to go help Mike Huckabee lose the primaries? Yea. I don't think he'll need your help though. level 14 male28/28 hp *flamethrower v.s. :poocheyna lvl 10 16/20 fucking pissed |
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(0.2 :gexp) The Poochyena hadn't had an outlet for its anger in a while now, and that realisation caused it to whine in derision. It didn't have Shoes as a shield anymore, so it lunged at Makaveli and clamped a pair of jaws down on his leg. The nerve of it, just biting your pokémon like it was in some kind of common street brawl. The fire lizard winced, and looked down at the canine on his leg. It wouldn't let go, so he just spewed fire at it from close range. You could smell singing fur, but the stubborn Poochyena failed to let go. "Makaveli" Lv. 14 - 23/28 ![]() ~Flamethrower~ Vs. Lv. 10 - 7/20 ![]() ~Bite~ *Latched onto Makaveli's leg* *Kinda singed* |
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