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Post Match; Segment 3 (RJJR82)
Topic Started: Jun 24 2018, 06:36 AM (41 Views)
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I'll assume this will be reactionary to winning or losing, but knowing RJJR82, it will be entertaining in spite of outcome.

Interviewers: Stacy Cornbread is common, but Moira Beaumont is also an option.

Enjoy!
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Gotta take his word for it, guys, he's wearing Polka Dots...

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[Following the match with Jerry Richardson and Maxima, the pre-show cuts to a commercial break, before displaying promo videos. cuts to a slender red-head in a black dress with a microphone, the crowd gives a cheer.]

Moira: Hi PRW universe... I'm here backstage, and I hope you can all give a big Portland welcome to my guest... Former NFL Quarterback, and current PRW superstar... Jerry Richardson!

[The crowd jeers, as the shadow of Jerry Richardson and Richie Diamond, is not far off Moira's slim figure. As the shadows come closer, sophomoric and animalistic celebration becomes louder and louder. This is obviously not a coincidence. Jerry Richardson walks into the camera shot, smugly grinning, chewing Big League Chew (which he incidentally stole from a fan,) as well as holding a bottle of open champagne in his right hand. His agent/manager follows behind in his gray suit, limping.]

Jerry: What up, sweet cheeks? This the interview?

[The crowd boos loudly.]

Moira: That's about the response I expected.

Jerry: Hm, what was that?

Moira: Ahem, let's cut to the interview.

[Jerry grins, looking down at Moira.]

Jerry: Alright, I'm listening, get to it, lady.

[Moira swallows her pride, she'll let that go. She can tell this is gonna be one long interview. Her professionalism is definitely going to be put to the test.]

Moira: Alright, now you've obviously found minor success as a professional wrestler, which is, a bit different to what you used to do, being a Quarterback and all...

Jerry: I'm gonna stop you right there, MINOR success? Okay? Come on, no need to be passive-aggressive. I just main-evented a pay per view, lady.

Moira: Pay per view PRESHOW.

Jerry: Well that's PRW's problem, not mine. I mean, what's the point of paying for the actual Pay-Per-View, when my match is on the free-to-air pre-show? I'm the face these fans pay to see, after all.

[He smiles at the camera, pointing at it, as the fans jeer throughout the outdoor arena. Somebody get the hook.]

Moira: If you could kindly stop interrupting... What's changed from your Football days, now that you're a PRW superstar? I mean, no offence, you're not exactly as professional or well-presented as you used to be.

Jerry: Well, obviously, I'm still a consummate professional, as you can clearly tell.

[He spits out the big league chew at the ground, near Moira. Jerry takes a sip from the champagne bottle, before continuing to speak.]

Jerry: It's just, y'know, I realized something. No one cares what a wrestler does, it's cause wrestling fans don't hold these guys to a high standard, apart from me, of course. So... I can afford to care less. I still hold myself to a high standard obviously, not sure about half these jackasses in the back though. Some dude back there was wearing a T-shirt and jeans. Like, come on man, and they say I don't care about PRW. Yeah right. Y'know, I left my jersey and gold chain in the ring, and the ref threw it to some fan, can you believe that? I mean, the things I sacrifice for this business.

Moira: ... What about your attitude? Many of your critics, say your attitude is detrimental.

Jerry: Uh... Attitude? The only attitude I'm getting, is from you, alright Moira. I don't exactly appreciate it, and I don't think these fans appreciate it either. I have a question for YOU... Where the hell are you getting these terrible questions from?

Moira: Well, you tend to be a bit unsportsmanlike, do you not?

Jerry: Unsportsmanlike? Unsportsmanlike? Richie, did you just hear what this bitch said?

[Richie is a bit out of it, having suffered one of the most painful bumps to date, landing on the barricade with his balls.]

Richie: Huh? No, what'd she say?

Jerry: This ridiculous, rampant, raging, red-headed rimj0b just called me unsportsmanlike.

Richie: You, unsportsmanlike? No, not at all.

Moira: I mean, you couldn't have won the match without Richie.

Richie: Well, she's got a point ther-

Jerry: Shut it. Course I could've. Richie was just there for emotional support, and supervision. But y'know, if you have a friend, why not let them come to ringside and make a 1 on 1 match, a 2 on 1? If Maxima actually had a friend she could've done that, but being the big bully that she is, I'm not surprised no one came with her to ringside. Now uh, Moira is it? Let's reverse roles. I have a question, for YOU. You free today? Richie and I are gonna get the car and head for a golf club up in Boise now.

Moira: Oh god- You know what? Let's wrap this interview up...

[Moira signals to her crew to stop the interview, and as they walk away, she stiffly slaps Jerry in the face, before walking off.]

Richie: What's her problem?

Jerry: Man, I guess this is what happens when all the second-rate employees take over for the pre-show. No professionalism. Tsk, Tsk. [He turns to Richie.] Oh yeah dude, get the car.

Richie: Alright.

[Richie walks off-screen, and a girly screech is heard. Jerry quickly walks over, as the camera turns to the left side of the screen, where Richie is looking in horror in the carpark.]

Jerry: Sunuva- Is that?

Richie: It IS.

[The camera zooms in, and Maxima is facing Jerry's yellow chevrolet Camaro. Maxima is crouching, holding the bottom of the car. She's straining and eventually TIPS the car over! It tilts to its side, and glass crunching is heard.]

Jerry: NOOO! You stupid b*tch! Stop! What are you-

[Maxima glances over her shoulder, before facing back to the car, booting it so that if fully flips over, and the crushed glass scatters across the asphalt of the carpark. The crowd comes to life, cheering for her, as Jerry begins backing away.]

Jerry: Jesus Chr-

Richie: RUN!

[Jerry runs off, pushing Richie back, as a monstrous roar is heard. A lot of noise is made, as the cameraman decides to step back, and the next shot the cameraman gets is Maxima clotheslining Richie into the concrete, before crouching down towards Richie, wrapping her hands around his neck. A small verbal exchange is heard before the camera shuts off.]

Richie: NOOO- Jerry, help! Get this woman off me!

Jerry: Do I know you?

Richie: You piece of- Come back! COME BACK-

[The last shot before the camera cuts to commercial, is Maxima jackknifing Richie into the concrete, looking angrily at the camera.]
Edited by RJJR82, Jul 4 2018, 07:23 AM.
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