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Why don't you pick on someone your own size?; Jerry inadvertently finds someone to fight at Summerfest
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Topic Started: Jun 12 2018, 06:59 AM (56 Views)
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RJJR82
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Jun 12 2018, 06:59 AM
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[Jerry is seen rushing through the backstage corridors, clearly irate. Richie is behind him, and he's shoving through PRW personnel as he walks down the corridor.]
Jerry: Move out of the way jackasses! Valued employee coming through.
[As he continues navigating through the corridor of employees aggressively, the corridor becomes wider, as he walks into an open space. He stops and stares to the left, looking at a door, with many employees outside of the door, some with headsets on, he tries to enter the door, but an intern/employee stops him, waving him off.]
PRW intern: Sorry, production and broadcasting only. You need a keycard. [Said PRW intern lifted up a laminated keycard, directly in front of Jerry, much to his annoyance.]
Jerry: You're serious, right junior? Look, if it's okay. I just want to have a friendly talk to the stiffs that are in charge of the broadcast. The same assclowns who constantly make me look bad: day, after day... Again, and again... And instead of letting them run my image to the ground, I'm gonna do something about it. I'm just gonna politely... And respectfully... Voice my concerns to the stiffs in production right now. [Jerry motions inside to the door. ]
PRW intern: Yeah, I don't really trust you. And neither do many of the guys here in the back.
[Jerry is visibly annoyed with the young intern, and looks to show him no respect.]
Jerry: What? Listen here, YOU don't trust ME?
... Why not?
I'm a pinnacle of professionalism!
[The intern doesn't budge.]
I'm a positive role model...
[The intern doesn't budge.]
You better let me through or I'll shove that keycard up your backside, ya zit-faced jackass.
PRW intern: ...
[Jerry stares down at the employee with the keycard, before breaking into a cocky smirk, after realizing intimidation isn't the best way to get the employee to budge. He decides to try and bully the employee instead.]
Jerry: Lighten up, man. I'm just hazing you... Look. What are you? The producer's assistant? Huh? You going to get him coffee? Let me do that, cause I can do that too, y'know?
[Jerry pulls a paper cup of coffee from some random PRW employee's coffee tray, and looks at it for a while, before dumping the hot contents over the young PRW intern. The intern reacts in shock before running off, as the intern runs off Jerry quickly snatches the keycard from the intern's neck. Jerry is now grinning ear-to-ear, clearly proud of getting the keycard.]
Jerry: That's right, hit the bricks, zit-face!
[Right before Jerry uses the keycard, Richie turns to the right in shock, as a superstar who has just watched the whole thing unfold begins walking towards Richie and Jerry, and begins to speak.]
???: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
TBC
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Maxima
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Jun 13 2018, 01:37 AM
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Maxima: "How dare you do that to Jim! Yeah, dont look surprised, he has a name! If you would get your head out of your own ass you'd know that! Who do you think you are walking around here like you're better than everybody else here?!"
Richie: "L- Maxima points at Richie quickly.
Maxima to Richie: "Shut up!"
Maxima: I'm so sick and tired of hearing you cry about the fans but you're constantly berating them! Everything that happens to you is your fault! You didnt make it in the NFL because you think you're better than everyone else. But you know what? You're just a horrible QB! "
The crowd hears the insult and react with cheers.
Maxima: "Look, I'm gonna get straight to it. I don't like you. I don't like anything about you. I didn't like your sorry excuse for an NFL career, and, I don't want you here in PRW! I want to break your body and put you on injured reserve here at PRW!"
The crowd cheers even more!
Maxima: "So what I'm saying is, why dont you pick on someone your own size!? Meet me in the ring so I can do everyone here in Los Angeles a favor and shut your mouth!"
Maxima looks at Richie and jumps at him as if she was going to punch him. Richie flinched. She then looks back to Jerry.
Maxima: "And bring your little bitch to the ring too! I'll be waiting for your answer. Maxima pushes by Jerry and heads to the ring.
tbc
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Jun 13 2018, 03:28 AM
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[As Maxima walks away, Jerry and Richie look each other in disgust and confusion, Jerry staggering.]
Jerry: Who in the blue hell is that?!
Richie: I-I-I think... [He turns to Jerry,] I think that's your SummerFest opponent...
Jerry: Pffft, don't make me laugh. I would never wrestle someone like that.
Richie: Why not?
Jerry: Cause... Uh... Cause there's a height limit for my opponents! You gotta be at least 6 feet tall!
[All of this is unfolding on the titantron, and the crowd boo, as Richie raises his eyebrow.]
Richie: Height limit? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Jerry: Well yeah, I got guidelines for my opponents. It's not for me, it's for the fans. They should only see me face the best of the best. And there's no way I'm facing that muscle-midget of a woman.
Richie: Dude, she's 5'8, that's as tall as me, plus, you wrestled Jester C Jackal. Don't gimme that guidelines bullcrap. Anything else?
Jerry: Besides, I refuse to lay my hands on a woman. What sort of a role model would I be?
Richie: Man enough with your excuses! As far as I'm concerned, that ain't no lady! Alright? That's some animal right there.
[As this unfolds on the titantron, Maxima is already in the ring, having made her entrance, and as she looks at the titantron and the words being said about her, Maxima looks visibly angry, and the commentators take note of this.]
Brunswick [At ringside]: They should be a lot more careful with their words! Maxima looks angry, and if Jerry decides to wrestle her, his health could be in SERIOUS jeopardy!
[The backstage segment continues in the tron.]
Jerry: Y'know what? Whatever. Let's head to that damn ring. Let's get changed, and get out there.
[The crowd roar in excitement, hopefully looking to watch Jerry get his ass handed to him, as he begins walking through backstage. The titantron cuts from the backstage feed, and shows Maxima in the ring impatiently waiting for Jerry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gUNsskAEis (Jerry's theme) plays through the speakers. The crowd boo as the instrumental even flow rip off plays through the arena. They cheer when they see his silhouette in the gorilla position, hoping to watch the superstar cop a beating, but as he walks out, the fans react in disappointment as he walks out with long pants, shades, a dress jacket and a gold chain around his neck. He walks out to the stage with a mic and doesn't walk down the ramp.]
Jerry: CUT THE MUSIC!
[The music stops and the fans boo.]
Smith: What the hell is this? He's not even dressed to compete.
[Jerry paces around the stage, before putting the mic up to his mouth, pointing to maxima, and then begins glaring at her through his shades all the way from the stage. He looks unhappy.]
Jerry: Just who do you think you are, huh? Insulting ME, my CAREER, my AGENT. Y'know... When you insult ME, you insult these FANS, cause they LOVE me! I'm the face they pay to see!
[The crowd boos loudly as Jerry continues pacing around before stopping.]
Jerry: And besides, you're in no position to insult my career. If I had a dollar for everytime some jealous jackass said they wanted to break my bones, whether it's an NFL defensive linesman, or an overweight lady like you, I'd be a millionaire! Oh, wait... I AM a millionaire. What about you, huh? What are you doing? Signing autographs for free at local malls? Gee... What an inspiration! If my career's a failure... Then what's yours!?!
[The words are quite hard hitting, and degrading to Maxima. And Jerry can tell he's walking on thin ice. He stops and begins smirking on stage, as the crowd annoyingly chants 'YOU SUCK!'.]
Jerry: So as far as I'm concerned, you're OVERweight.. OVERpaid... And you don't deserve to face me, especially not in front of all these paying fans tonight. However, I am a fair guy, that's why these fans love me. And I'll consider facing you at summerfest, if you can beat this man, right here! Come on out, junior!
Smith: Who's he talking to?
Jerry: Come on out Richie! Don't be shy!
Brunswick: Richie?? As in his agent Richie?
[Richie comes out, in blue wrestling tights, with no music, and looks uncomfortable walking out onto the stage, the crowd boo when they realize Jerry's not-so-tough agent will take on Maxima instead of him. He walks stiffly down the ramp, as Maxima glares holes through Jerry, and then looks at Richie, already in the ring, who is scared out of his boots.]
Brunswick: This is... Uncomfortable. This isn't even fair! How could Jerry put his manager/agent against Maxima!? He's not even a licensed wrestler!
Smith: Neither is Jerry, but I can't wait to see Jerry's manager get torn apart limb from limb. I wanna see how Jerry reacts!
TBC in the fighting area.
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