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An Invitation
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Topic Started: May 3 2018, 12:10 PM (53 Views)
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May 3 2018, 12:10 PM
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Birmingham, AL May 3rd, 2018
We open from commercial break straight into the action, with a stern-faced Kurt Kiddo stomping down the Pete Hanna Center ramp towards the PRW Rage ring. His entrance theme blares out from the PA system, but fails to drown out the rampant booing that has essentially now become synonymous with the appearance of the Salemite. Kurt's clad not in wrestling attire, but in street clothes; a plain white tee with a crisp leather jacket to top, and a pair of folded-tongue nubuck Timberlands in black. Before he reaches ringside, a Rage graphic flashes across the screen stating his name, Twitter handle and - notably - his current undefeated record of five PRW wins.
Josh Brunswick: Welcome back to PRW Rage, filming live at the Pete Hanna Center in Birmingham, Alabama! We're bringing you back deep into an exciting show; we've had an opportunity to see some brilliant matches, totally exciting wrestling action as per standard! And now, folks, we bring you a man with a lot of explaining to do: Kurt Kiddo!
Doug Smith: Yes folks, in case you missed it, a few days ago at the Superbattle in Sydney, Australia, Kurt Kiddo took the world by surprise by jumping back into the middle of the battle royal he had just been eliminated from by the last year's winner, Joey NOX. Here's the replay of what went down; Kurt took a patented Blood Sport by Joey after fending off the advances of the Oakster, and Kurt took a tumble to ringside ending his Summerfest dreams. Kurt stewed over his elimination for a little while before dragging NOX out of the Battle himself and laying waste to him with total disregard for his health and wellbeing.
Josh Brunswick: And his assault on NOX was so sickening that the referees and EMTs had to intervene and pull him out of the competition for his own health and safety. Joey has now been ruled out indefinitely by the medical staff; the extent of his injuries are unknown to us, but its widely believed that NOX sustained some serious internal injuries and damage to his ribcage and back.
Doug Smith: You could say, it's a hard NOX life.
Josh Brunswick: I hate you so much sometimes, Doug.
Kurt calls for a microphone from an on-hand roadie, who throws it up ahead of the Masshole to catch on his ascent up the steel steps on the corner. Kurt, with the stick in hand, slips into the ring underneath the top rope and raises triumphantly both fists into the air; receiving another round of jeers from the hostile Alabama crowd. As his music fades out, the Salemite brings the microphone to his lips prepared to address the audience; but he waits out as the Center continues their demonstration of total disdain for the man who effectively sidelined Joey NOX at the other week's Superbattle pay-per-view.
Kurt Kiddo: A wise man once said; "I ain't a killer, but don't push me. Revenge is the sweetest joy in life, next to getting pussy."
There's a moderate pop in the crowd, from a small portion who get the reference; otherwise the general reception is a stunned gasp.
Kurt Kiddo: I can't remember who said that now. Maybe it was Jesus? I don't know, but let me throw you a Hail Mary. As you may know, at the Superbattle, I became more than just a beautiful man and an extraordinarily talented wrestler... I became a killer. You see, Alabama; what makes you a real champion isn't just carrying gold around you waist, I came to realise that when I was questioning how we can live in a world where the Three Stooges are actual PRW champions. No, what makes you a real champion is ruthlessness; an unrelenting desire to get what you want, and God forbid anybody try to get in your way! And I'm afraid, ladies and gentlemen, Mr PRW himself Joey NOX found out the hard way what happens when you step in the path of Kurt Kiddo.
I'm like a steam train, and if you think you're gonna try and derail me; I promise you, you're gonna come out a lot worse than I am. In this case... I killed Joey NOX. Figuratively speaking, of course; NOX is sitting in a hospital bed somewhere drinking soup, withering away until the doctors let him eat solids again. But in terms of his career, his reputation, his state of mind; Joey NOX, as you know him, is dead. And good riddance, I say! My momma told me never to speak ill of the dead, but I couldn't disagree more. Joey NOX is a waste of space on this roster, a shadow of the man he once was. When's the last time you honestly found yourself excited to watch a Joey NOX match? When was his last legitimate win against a real wrestling talent, not some has-been hack or absolute never-will-be.
Dead. Joey NOX is gone. But, his memory lives on. I understand he was a much loved hero to some of you saps. It's cool, when I was 12 I used to look up to some well sorry sorts too. At least I grew out of it. But, I can't slate you for having your heroes. No, I get it. Some of you will want to celebrate the life and career of Joey NOX; and so you should! Which is why I want to extend an open invitation to you all... to the funeral of Joey NOX. May 27th at the Prudential Center in New Jersey, I will personally be hosting a memorial service to everybody's favourite fake-tanned, fake-abbed, chinstrapped douchebag. You're all welcome! Honestly! Come along, you don't want to miss it!
The total disrespect of one of PRW's most esteemed legends is too much to handle for some fans, who angrily throw their trash and cups of beer towards the ring as they fill the air with some of the most genuinely vicious booing heard in a PRW arena. For some, the date of the so-called 'memorial service' is too sinister; one day before the Veterans' Memorial Day. Without a doubt, though, there is barely a closed mouth in the whole arena; and his successful goading of the Alabaman crowd is enough to bring a smile to Kurt's face.
Kurt Kiddo: Ladies and gentlemen, for now I must bid you all adieu. But I leave you with one parting warning, that times are a-changing! This is just the first step towards a total cleanse of the deadwood on this roster; and I say... bring it on! Bring on a new PRW, rid of all of those who have been stealing a paycheck now for far too long. Alabama - I'm out!
Kurt drops the mic and leaves to a firestorm of boos and missiles. He continues to smile as he leaves back up the ramp, knowing once again that he has gotten under the skin of the very same people who continued to overlook him when he first came to the organisation.
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