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The Brotherhood Of Traveling Dumpees
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Topic Started: Apr 17 2018, 02:59 PM (56 Views)
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Joey NOX
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Apr 17 2018, 02:59 PM
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Sitting in a hotel room in Australia, two PRW legends are working together to try and unwind after the start of what should be a hectic promotional schedule. Sean Aries and Joey NOX are relaxing out as the evening winds to a close, the two of them casually playing a game of checkers in the quiet of the room. As Sean makes a move, he peeks up at Joey NOX who seems almost to be absentmindedly staring off into the distance. Realizing he might be able to score without the ball so to speak, Sean takes another move. Joey NOX doesn't notice it BUT when Aries goes for a third extra move, NOX slams his phone down onto the table, sending the pieces off their respective coordinators. With a knowing head nod, Sean casually works to arrange the board back the way it was before he tried to steal one extra move. With the Flyers hat wearing Aries doing the dirty work, Joey NOX scratches his goatee and sets up what we're about to receive with a pointed and forward lead in.
NOX: So why is your ex tweeting me?
Sean Aries: That's a good question, Joey NOX. Why IS she tweeting at you? What does SHE have to tell you? Hmm?
NOX: What is the implication in your voice, HMM?
Sean Aries: I'm merely ASKING you why MY EX GIRLFRIEND is tweeting at you?
NOX: She's tweeting at me about YOU!
Sean Aries: A CLEVER CLEVER GUISE!
Sean sets the board up, NOX makes a move and then peeks at his phone. With a sigh and a grumble, NOX sets his phone back down and tries to steal another move. Realizing what's going on Sean Aries immediately slaps Joey's hand away. With a dirty look shared between the two, Joey NOX moves on with a hearty sigh and a shrug.
NOX: Dude I don't know why she's tweeting at me. It seems like she's tweeting support of you through me, like she couldn't at you so she just at'd me about it. That seems like a good thing so why are you in my ass about it? I'm just confused as you are seemingly. Unless YOU are not confused and you're just doing a bit AHA!
Sean Aries: AHA!
NOX: AHA! What are we aha-ing about anyways? What are we even arguing about?
Sean Aries: I don't know! I just don't appreciate you tweeting with my ex-girlfriend who tried to ruin my life.
As the checkers game continues, Sean's last comment seems to draw a look from Joey NOX. Clearing his throat and leaning back in his chair, Joey offers Sean a shrug and a calming voice. Having been on the wrong end of this talk on 1,000 occasions, NOX might have a bit more experience in handling PRW 'ship matters. As such NOX casually glides into it, taking his sweet time to make his next move and dragging out his words in hopes they linger long enough in the brain of Sean Aries to make a dent.
NOX: She actually seems into you now. Maybe there's hope there, ya know. Flowers only bloom after rain and all that shit.
Sean Aries: If Tsukishima Shadow randomly started tweeting at you, you wouldn't be concerned? Oh no wait knowing YOU, you'd be concerned and then you'd fuck her and then wonder why she has this ability to control you every step of the way. You go back into the fire and get burnt and then wonder why you keep getting burnt. THEN SOMEHOW it's someone else's fault!
Sean Aries ends his retort by slamming both fists into the table. As the chips fly every which way, Joey NOX shoots Aries a look of pure confusion AND offense! Leaning back in his seat with his hands up in the air, Joey NOX counters Aries' aggression with some good old fashioned passive aggressiveness!
NOX: Is this because the Flyers lost?! Why are you picking on me?!
Sean Aries: I'm......look there's a lot going on. I feel like we're a bad mix right now and us being in such close proximity is probably kind of sort of not a good thing. Emily is tweeting me, Tsuki is telling you to like live your dreams or whatever. It's not great for us right now so maybe we need to hang out less.
NOX: Are you friend breaking up with me?
Sean Aries: I mean that's not even a thing!
NOX: BECAUSE I WILL LEAVE! SAY IT AND I'LL GO!
Sean Aries: YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I JUST ORDERED ROOM SERVICE AND YOUR ASS IS NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU EAT BECAUSE I'M PAYING FOR IT!
As Sean Aries goes to pick up the pieces of the checkers game, NOX just grabs the board and flings it across the room! Sean gives NOX a look and Joey, realizing he might've overreacted a tad, offers up a guilty shoulder shrug. The two look at one another, exchange sighs and then shake their heads respectively. Sean Aries scratches at his head while Joey NOX adjusts his ill fitted shirt and chews on his bottom lip with a never ending look of confusion on his face. The room grows silent and the confusion grows larger between these two PRW legends; perhaps the best way to describe the past few weeks they've had respectably. Joey lets out a sigh and looks at his phone again, grimacing slightly as he turns it over to Aries. Sean ganders at the tweet and sure enough, it's another Emily Hart tweet about Sean Aries. Sean's head slumps and the head scratching continues as Joey NOX tries to offer something of substance about all the weird goings on in PRW land.
NOX: Why is Superbattle bringing out the weirdness? I feel like I'm off. I feel like everything I'm saying is just words with no purpose behind them. Obviously you've got your own confusion in your head. This event is just taking me into a whole 'nother fucking ballgame of bullshit and Tsukes? Did you hear what she said? She didn't take responsibility for anything she's done! She just blamed everyone else! Like this woman isn't a catalyst for all the bullshit wrong with me or the world. And what the fuck is Emily's long game? Like now all of a sudden she thinks you're back? What have you done to make her feel that way? WHY now? I feel like our communication skills are off. I got Superbattle going on in my head but YOU are just signing autographs and doing some public appearances here in Aussieland. What's up?
Sean Aries: When you spend every single day of the past two and a half years wondering why somebody you love left you and wondering how to improve and then one day she shows up acting nice to you when you think you got your life in order, you'd be pretty confused too.
NOX: Been there. Am there now, dude. Tsuki's in my head and now I'm wondering if she even intends to be in my head. She's like this wizard or DARE I SAY, she's playing chess while I'm over here playing checkers. And the fucked up thing is Emily and Tsuki are one in the same really; they're both so good at playing folks. Especially us. Especially us because we're easy to fuck with I guess. So while I'm trying to fight through this Tsukishima mess, you got your own demons swirling around you.
Sean Aries: Any advice?
Joey wants to say something but no words can come out. After all, how can he offer any advice if he's as fucked as Sean seems to be? Joey looks up at the ceiling as if he's hoping some amazing words of wisdom can rain down on him. Instead all he can do is stare ahead and offer up empty shrugs and blank expressions. Sean Aries is waiting for something to come from Joey; ANYTHING to tell him what to do or how to solve the problem he has. As if from the heavens above there's a knock at the door which draws the attention of both men. With a big sigh escaping from his frame, Joey cracks a smirk and points at the door.
NOX: Yeah, get the door.
And so a disgruntled Sean Aries makes his way to open up the door to let in what they figure to be room service. The door swings open and there standing in the hallway is PRW special events star and Red River Dojo trainee Douglas Witherdall! Sean gives his pseudo friend/occasional partner a look but before he can get a word out, Douglas Witherdall just steps in. Removing his Cowboy hat, the Canadian turned Texan gives both guys his trademark creep smile and immediately gets right to business.
Douglas Witherdall: Sean! Joey! Hey guys I got a question.
NOX: Dougie is this something we can help you with? We're having that "Approaching 30 and my life is falling apart" freak out right now and we're all kinda hav-
Douglas Witherdall, powering through: How do you impress a girl?
Sean Aries, sighing: Oh for fucks sake.
Douglas Witherdall: NO! I mean a girl in the business. Like it's easy to go to the bar and flex and say "I'm a wrestler derp!" or so I imagine it is because I don't go to bars and do that stuff. What I want to know is how do you impress a woman who is in our business. I feel like you guys have a good idea on what I need to do there.
Sean Aries closes the door behind him and steps into the forefront with Joey and Douglas. Aries gives NOX a look and Joey returns it with an added eyebrow raise. Both guys rise up and column Douglas as he's waiting for some peal of wisdom from the lads. With a clap of his hands and a cocky smirk, Joey NOX gets the set up going.
NOX: What girl?
Douglas Witherdall: Joey, that's private.
Sean Aries: Are you looking to smash or are you looking long term?
Douglas Witherdall: That's private.
NOX: Someone we know?
Douglas Witherdall: Also private.
Sean Aries: Blonde?
Douglas Witherdall: That's private.
NOX: Big ole honkers? Probably not real?
Douglas Witherdall: Unfortunately I have to say that's private.
Sean Aries: In a relationship currently with someone else?
Douglas Witherdall: That's private.
Sean Aries with the slightest hint of exasperation: Douglas.
With a sigh and arms thrown up into the air, Witherdall steps through both guys and walks toward the balcony. He peeks out as if to see if someone is looking at them before he turns and offers up a big hands up gesture to the fellas.
Douglas Witherdall: Sean, all I want to know is how to impress a woman in wrestling. I'm not looking for any help, I'm just looking for....well okay I'm looking for GENERIC help. Specifics on the person don't matter.
Sean Aries: I don't know if we're really the right people to ask given our respective histories.
NOX: I mean....well Sean's right actually.
Douglas Witherdall: Okay MINUS Pat who won't return my calls, you two have had the most high profile successful PRW relationships around. You had Emily and Joey had Tsuksihima which I mean those are important life experiences I'm betting.
Sean Aries, interjecting: That says more about PRW than it does us.
Witherdall lets out a big groan as NOX and Aries share a little fist bump.
Douglas Witherdall: REGARDLESS! I value your advice and opinion. I want to impress someone but how do you impress somebody who sees it all and has done it all? I'm at a loss here and I don't know if this is going to surprise you guys or not but hooking up with chicks hasn't exactly been my strongest suit throughout my life.
NOX: Well here's the problem, Dougie. Women in this business are fucked up, okay? They just are. They're all fucked up every last single one of them.
Douglas Witherdall: What about us guys?
Joey groans and punches at his fist, Aries somehow selling that as if he was punched. He steps back as NOX fires up, shouting the entire time!
NOX: WE'RE FINE! It's the women! They're all screwed up! They're all screwed up and emotionally manipulative and like...they're messed up in the head! They're screwed up, dude! So my suggestion to you is to just not get involved with any of these skeezers!
Douglas Witherdall: Okay Joey's gone, Sean?
Sean Aries: What about Superbattle? It's a big deal. You could enter into it and show off to Rocket.
Douglas Witherdall, coughing: Uh who?
Sean Aries: If you want to send a message, the Superbattle is the only way to do it. That's bravery and women? They love four things; money, food, bravery and puppies.
NOX: Okay well first of all, I'm in Superbattle so he wouldn't win.
Douglas Witherdall: I mean I think I could dump you out.
With a long drawn out "Ohhhhhhhh?", Joey NOX gives Witherdall an eyebrow raise and then slowly approaches him. While Douglas is smiling, it's obvious NOX is about to try to bow up on him and send some sort of a message.
NOX: Well if I didn't know any better I'd say that was a CHALLENGE!
Douglas Witherdall: Well what if it is?[/i]
NOX: Then I guess you'd just have to see me at Superbattle IF you even last that long.
Douglas Witherdall: You know what Sean? I'm gonna do it. I'm ENTERING Superbattle and I'm going to make the statement I need to make to that special someone. And Joey? If I see you in there, we ain't gonna be friends pal! It'll be every man for himself. I might not have ever talked about being the champ but if I gotta dump you out to get to Mordrad then I'm gonna do it!
NOX: I know how a battle royal works, derp. I won last year's!
Douglas Witherdall: Yeah----but ole Dougie Boyo wasn't in that one now was he?
Witherdall's big creep smile fades and now we've got a NOX/Witherdall staredown with a very confused Sean Aries just watching the action in front of him. With a sigh, Sean Aries goes to step in between the two Superbattle contestants when there's a knock on the door. Sean shrugs, turns away from the duo and makes it to the door to welcome in the room service.
DOUGLAS WITHERDALL JOINS THE BATTLE!
Edited by Joey NOX, Apr 17 2018, 03:01 PM.
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