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Wicked Garden; A triple promo
Topic Started: Sep 25 2017, 12:07 AM (67 Views)
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Part 1: Rhinestone Cowboy

John Bane is seen standing on a barbed wire fence. He is decked out in black carhartt gear and has a black cowboy hat on. Bane is also wearing some fencers gloves as he pulls out another row of barbed wire, seemingly doing an fence install for someone. Bane tips back his hat as he wipes the sweat from his brow. Bane continues to pull fence as he begins to speak.

Bane: I have always liked working with my hands. Its honest work which yields honest results. There is no lying when you finish something and you look back and see what you have accomplished. Building. Working on building something in the hot blazing sun on your back. Its something that people dont appreciate all the time. Take this fence here. Ive been out here building this fence to keep things up and operational. To keep things contained. I have to admit that this isnt the way I like to use barbed wire but it has its purpose. To keep the unwanted out and to keep the wanted in. Kind of reminds me of Alexander Owens. Hes a simple man. I dont mean that he is a stupid man. I mean that with Alexander Owens you get what you see. You get a man who is sturdy. You get a man who if you step to him wrong, you are gonna get stuck. I respect that, I really do. You get a man who is honest and steadfast. He doesnt like to take shortcuts and he uses the sweat of his brow and his muscles to get the job done. You see this is Alexander's problem. This business is not honest. He lives on outdated philosophies. This business is dirty and to succeed you have to get dirty yourself. To dip your hands into the cowshit without gloves, to put it in your words. The only way to succeed is to be the nastiest prick and to be cutthroat and heartless. You see, that lesson was learned the hard way by Carlos Cruz. Now Carlos is out of wrestling. His wings were made of wax and he flew too high into the sun and those wings melted and down went Carlos. You should think on a few things before you enter that ring with me Alexander. You know that I am not going to go easy on you and that I will bring everything I have to keep the X Division title warming my shoulder. Ask yourself if a man who has god and the entire PRW universe behind him cant get the job done, what chance do you have? You are a talented wrestler sure but you cant win the big matches Alex. I wanted you in this match just to prove that you cant win. You keep trying and keep trying and you just cant pull off the big one. And people say that you beat Joey Nox but you didnt beat Joey Nox in his prime. You beat an out of shape, former shell of a man. Nox had an extra 20 pounds on him when you fought him and let me tell you, it wasnt muscle. You are going to walk into Bloodletting with doubts in your mind. Why is that? Maybe its because you realize that you are winless against me in three chances. Maybe its because you will be watching all those tapes I have sent you and realizing that I am high octane and you are just unleaded. Maybe after I beat your brains in again at Bloodletting that its time to go ahead and go back to the farm where you belong. Rest assured Alex and Bloodletting im going to put you out to pasture....

Bane goes back to pulling fence as the scene fades out.


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Part 2: Sink or Swim

John Bane is seen swimming in an ocean. He swims around a bit and begins to tread water beginning to speak.

Bane: The ocean is vast. It contains many beautiful creatures. Sometimes a small fish gets courage and decides it time to go up against that big old fish that could swallow him in one gulp. This is nature at its finest because that small fish gets eaten so quickly that he doesnt realize it even happened. The small fish is Matt Stevenson. You see Matt thought that even though I beat him, that he had a good enough match to go ahead and talk with the championship committee and insert himself in the X Division match at Bloodletting. Its really a Cinderella story for PRW. It is good publicity for the company because it shows that anyone that has two hands and a chin has a fighting chance. The problem with this is the little fish is swimming with sharks and piranhas. Once the little fish gets a cut the feeding frenzy will begin. Stevenson you have no idea what you are getting yourself into. You have two hall of fame wrestlers and one that is a sure fire first ballot guy. You have inserted yourself into what you thought would be a dream scenario but its going to be more of a nightmare for you. You are just a kid who isnt ready for this kind of match. You will be one day but that day isnt today. If I were you I would be taking as many notes are you can because you are going get a glimpse that many rookies dont get to see. Maybe you are asking what that thing is and I will tell you. Its what happens when you get drug into the deep end of the ocean. The place where everyone wants to go but few dare to. It is the place where legends and mythic beasts roam and rule the seas. But why tell you this because soon you are going to find out for yourself the only question will be this. When you get drug into the deep end and your feet no longer touch the bottom will you swim or will the icy water overtake you and you will become another victim of the sea.

Bane swims around more as the scene fades out.

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Part 3: Old Guys Rule

Bane is seen in a retirement community. He watches the older people move about their day and begins to speak.

Bane: In wrestling, one never truly retires. Sure we slow down but we never really totally give up. We always have to be close to the action. Hell I have "retired" a few times myself. But wrestling always calls me back. Just like The Inquisitor. He was home enjoying himself but the mat called him back. There are few things better than the smell of the locker room before a show, that bus full of wrestlers talking about the old days or what they are going to do when they get to the next town. Maybe sharing a rental car with a fellow wrestler and experiencing life on the road. Man I could tell you some stories about the road. People bust their asses three hundred days a year, never seeing family, only seeing hotel room after hotel room and living that nomad life. Always a different town, sometimes a different woman in your bed, the sound of buzzing in your ears from the crowd and amplifiers and pyro. Your eyesight going out because of the tv lights if you are even lucky enough to be on TV and not wrestling some sort of dark match. Let me tell you that this business is not for everyone. The constant training is enough to break most men but it is needed to stay relevant in this business. Always having someone trying to take your spot on the card. Always having to stay ahead of those people and then you have the bean counters and front office people trying to force feed their agenda down your throat. They always want to see someone else in the spotlight. Always asking to tone down your matches because you are making everyone else look bad. This time PRW wants to push the fact that The Inquisitor is back after a long lay off and they want to push the Cinderella story that is Matt Stevenson. Well let me tell you something, this isnt a fucking fantasy and storytime is fucking over. I am going to take care of Stevenson in quick order and then I am going to focus my attention on The Inquisitor. You see Quiz used to sell out bingo halls when he wrestled and now he just hangs out at bingo halls trying to hit on old ladies and play bingo. Inquisitors ring rust is probably going to be so bad that he wont be able to even move. The guy is so out of shape he will probably blow up just trying to get on the ramp, which I am sure he will have to have a walker to get out to, or one of those electric scooters that he stole from walmart. Quiz do yourself and everyone else a favor and just go back to the retirement home that PRW found you in. No one wants to see a old ass man get the hell beat out of himself by the elite of PRW. You see Quiz this aint Cocoon, there aint no fountain of youth, and come Bloodletting I am going to enjoy busting you open and letting all the dust fly out of your body where there was once blood. I will see you soon.

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