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Are you kidding me?
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Topic Started: Jun 25 2017, 12:25 PM (63 Views)
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Joey NOX
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Jun 25 2017, 12:25 PM
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NOX: ARE YOU kidding me?
The sound of Joey NOX's angry voice greets us before the visual. When we get to see NOX, he's standing on a sidewalk on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Joey stands there looking perturbed, confused and downright flummoxed. He tugs on his New York Yankees cap and then adjusts himself in front of the camera, arms crossed across his chest. The #1 contender looks up at the sky and lets out a big sigh, opening his mouth to say something but then pausing. Joey holds up one finger to the camera and then takes in one big deep breath. He centers himself and then nods, speaking as calmly as he can.
NOX: Let's address the first part, the most important part. That being this idea that I'm not focusing on you. Listen to me Jesse, just because I have friends who I like to hang out with in my free time, it doesn't mean I'm not taking you seriously. Just because I like to be around Sean Aries or Alex LeBlanc or the Brilliant Pair, it doesn't mean I'm not entirely focused on taking your title. I'd suggest you go get some friends so you're not repressed out of touch egomaniacal weirdo but I digress. Let's not even droll on about that, let's move onto what I'm actually REALLY interested in commenting about.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Joey NOX takes a big deep breath and catches himself. He goes to center himself but the rant is ON now. He takes a big deep breath and angrily slams his fist into his open palm, words flowing freely out of his mouth while the sun shines down on him.
NOX: Now I get confidence! I get it! I even can understand LYING blatantly to make yourself feel more confident. I can take a good lie and I can dish one out but SERIOUSLY?! You've ALWAYS known you're the best?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Let's be real, okay? Let's be really really real and let's start from day one. I want you to think about some of the men you've shared the locker rooms with. Alright?
Alex LeBlanc. He beat you. Easily I might add and out of his prime I would ALSO like to add.
Sean Aries. He beat you and did so with nary a finger nail broken.
Patrick Slaughter, not just the best black wrestler in the history of PRW but quite possibly the greatest athlete to ever do the damn thing.
Art McClellan, Razer, Ace Andrews, LJ Summers, Terry Bukowski, Ninja MAGIC, Sylvia Wrath who ALSO by the way beat you if I may so add, the Siege, Takato Kazama and the list goes on and on and on and on until I'm blue in the fucking face and my tongue rolls out onto the floor. OH AND DARE I FORGET! Matthew Logan! Remember Matt? The dude who used to make you cry all the time whenever he'd be in the same room as you? Remember him any?
Joey NOX let's out a big "Hmmmmmm" and strokes his chin. Joey gives that some time to breathe but also gave himself some time to calm down. NOX shakes his head and then grumbles under his breath briefly. He goes back to rambling as a car zooms by in the early morning. Joey removes his sunglasses and continues talking, his eyes revealing just how passionate he is as he's ranting.
NOX: You've always been the best? REALLY? Okay let's play this game then, pal of mine. If you've always been the best then why did it take you some five years to grab the titles? If you were the best all this time then why did we carry the company? If you were the best this whole time, and I might REALLY the best, why were we headlining the events and you buried on the card looking sad? Now maybe that has something to do with the fact that while the rest of us were working hard, you were snorting your problems away and jerking off to people mentioning your own name. That's always possible but to me, that's an excuse. The REALITY is that you've never really been that good.
Joey offers up a shrug, hoping that the lack of gimmicks and gaga and pageantry drives his point home. NOX let's those words sink in for all, his eyes locked in on the camera. Keeping his eyes on the camera, Joey NOX keeps a very stern face as he continues to talk with his voice steady.
NOX: And this by the way goes back to the mask thing, why are you so tough and big now? Did you wake up one morning and remember you were good? Did you roll over, stand up, go to your magic mirror, take a line off of it and suddenly feel like a new man? And I SURE hope it's just coke you're doing these days because I don't even know if THAT is strong enough to convince you that you've always been the best! I HOPE USADA IS TESTING YOU BECAUSE THE DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR YOU'RE SPOUTING OUT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY VIRTUE OF STRONG CHEMICAL SUBSTANCES!
But I digress.
He lets a powerful scowl come across his face as he stands there, the camera getting in tight on his face momentarily. Again there's no gimmicks, no magic or gaga to be seen. It's just Joey NOX, a camera and his burning seething passion. With a serious scowl on his face, Joey NOX speaks as calmly as he can. There's no fake anger or yelling, just a burning desire in his voice.
NOX: Jesse, I want you to really listen to me. Just listen. Calm down, put the piper down, put the facepaint down and put your belt down and listen. You're never been the best. Right now I'd put Alexander Owens, Marshall Cage, Manik Mercer and EVEN Bane above you. You're not even the best Drive, that would be Owen. You are a guy with above average ability who was in the right place at the right time while the rest of us were busy with the Superbattle. Your entire existence has been right place, right time. The belt you hold is the same belt that Agustin Gates held. It's the same belt we privately scoff laugh about in the halls of the greats who actually meant a shit. It means nothing. It's a trinket of gold and leather----until you make it mean something. Winning the belt doesn't mean you're the best, it just means that for some cosmic universe type reason it was your time. That's fine! I'm proud of you for it being your time. But time, like glory and and dignity and pride and honor and money, is fleeting. And you can add your title to that mix.
NOX moves in closer, the camera getting in tight on his eyes. Again, no gimmicks and no gaga. Just the #1 contender and PRW legend driving a point home.
NOX: Summerfest is approaching real fast and for a while I was worried if you'd even show up. Now I'm worried about whether you'll be in the condition to perform because clearly YOU are on some strong shit. But you know what, JD? Show up how you wanna show up. Show up high, show up drunk, show up confident or cocky or frail or on PCP even if you want to! Hell JUICE UP TO THE MOON! Do what you want to do because sweetie, it's just not going to matter. Nothing you say, nothing you do, nothing you can conjure up in your rattled, shaken brain is going to matter. The reality is that I'm the air freshener brought in to get rid of your bad smell. I am taking your belt and you will be back where you belong; on the fourth match on the card looking up at the real stars.
And with that said, Joey NOX just calmly turns and walks off down the street.
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