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Mask Off/Mask On
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Topic Started: Jun 8 2017, 09:22 PM (102 Views)
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Joey NOX
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Jun 8 2017, 09:22 PM
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We're backstage at a PRW event and there's not much to say, now is there? Standing in front of the camera you have Joey NOX and Dan Stevenson. The always professional Stevenson adjusts his microphone as Joey NOX stands there. NOX's face is in almost a smirk, his eyes darting between the camera and Dan next to him. As a suit clad Stevenson begins to go into his opening sphiel, Joey's eyes are turned onto the camera with almost a concerted effort on his face to NOT break into laughter.
Dan Stevenson: Well I'm here with Joey NOX and Joey, Jesse Drive sure came after you strong today in his latest interview!
Joey NOX: Did he?
The question from NOX almost catches Stevenson off guard. Dan gives Joey a little look and NOX shrugs his shoulders.
Dan Stevenson: Well I would believe so. He made a promise that you won't beat him!
Joey NOX: Hmm....you know it's funny Dan, I can almost very quietly hear you scoff laughing.
Dan Stevenson: I wouldn't scoff laugh at Jesse Drive or you. It seems like he really brought it to you! He says you cannot beat him!
Joey NOX: Well okay but what's the promise from the mouth of a liar? I mean ya see Jesse said a lot of words now on that but....words gotta mean something don't they?
Dan Stevenson, fighting to maintain control of this interview: I believe Jesse means those words!
Joey NOX: Well does he? Really? Let's do something a little different, Dan. I'm not going to go after Jesse's MANY, MANY words from the mouth of a complete mad man and instead I'm going to give do something different. I'm going to talk about Jesse Drive the person.
Dan Stevenson: O-kay?
Joey rubs his hands together and he turns so that his body essentially blocks Dan Stevenson out of the frame. As Dan struggles to keep himself in frame, he tucks the microphone underneath NOX's arm and snakes it up towards Joey's face. NOX's eyes are on the camera but his smirk is permanently glued onto his face. His words flow and drip from his mouth, his eyes locked right ahead on the camera.
Joey NOX: See Dan, Jesse Drive talks A LOT. He uses a lot of words, he tries to hammer you with his dictionary he probably stole from some airport kiosk on his way to a Simple Plan concert. He tries to overwhelm you and you know what? It's all an act, Dan. It's all an act! A facade! Listen to me when I paint this for ya; Jesse Drive tries to force you to respond to 1,000,000 things at once because it distracts you. It shades him for the reality and that reality is that Jesse Drive is a VERY fractured man.
Dan Stevenson goes to say something but NOX just gives him a look and talks right through whatever Stevenson was hoping to get out. He's rolling now and his smirk is growing by the second.
Joey NOX: So let's talk briefly about the man, shall we? Let's talk about his beginnings when he came into PRW filled with piss and vinegar to NO acclaim or fanfare. Now that's because one look at Jesse Drive upon his debut and you could see someone who was all loud and boisterous but for a very clear definable reason. See the reason was obvious to all and that was that Jesse Drvie was store bought, manufactured in a warehouse and created with no authenticity. Jesse's entire act was just that and in our wonderful world of make believe if you're ESPECIALLY fake then we can just see right through that. We're talking about a guy who listens to Skrillex for christ's sake referring to himself as the Gift of Greatness. So obviously that wasn't working and Jesse, the insecure man that he is, decided to find a way to hide the weakness!
There's no reply from Stevenson as he realizes that this interview is no longer his. As Joey scoffs, he rubs his hand over his goatee and speaks with a little more pep and vigor in his voice. He's making a show, each gesture and motion exaggerated to the point of being a cartoon.
Joey NOX: He got LOUDER and drunker and did even more drugs! See because people with true flaws try to mask the insecurity with items. MORE DRUGS! MORE BOOZE! MORE NOISE! MORE PARTIES! MORE FLUNKIES! SKEEZERS! LET'S DROWN THE TOWN TO HIDE THE MAN INSIDE THE TOWER! LET'S DISTRACT AND DEFLECT AND DRINK AND GET PILLED UP! AFTER ALL IT'S ALL A SHOW! IT'S ALL FOR FUN! All a mask! All distractions! Jesse Drive kept finding new ways to hide behind new things and new ways to hide the man who truly was beneath the drugs and the alcohol! And eventually, like all good things, Jesse began to find that the mask wasn't quite hiding as well as he wanted to. So what did he do?
Dan Stevenson: I'm su-
Joey NOX: He found a NEW one! He surrounded himself with flunkies and skeezers and stooges! He painted up his face to hide the man who lacked beneath! He came up with new gimmicks! New ways to look cool or different! He became no longer a man but a cartoon of what a man SHOULD be! Now why did he do that? Because deep down Jesse Drive, the real Jesse Drive and the one he has to look into a mirror and see before he goes to bed at night? He has no idea who he really is.
Now Joey's smirk is gone. His eyes are steady and he tugs on his shirt collar as he lets the seriousness of his upcoming comments build like a volcano.
Joey NOX: When Jesse Drive looks in the mirror when there's no noise, no flunkies, no face paint and nobody there to tell him something, you know what you see, Jesse? NOTHING. You see nothing because nothing is there, Jesse. You're a shadow person, you're a man who doesn't know what he is deep down inside. You're an adult who has been having a mid life crisis since he was 21 and an existentialist crisis since you were old enough to form sentences. You are, in one sentence, a confused insecurity mentally fractured emotionally stunted VERY very talented fraud of a human being. We've all been there but you? You stayed there! And I can say that because flaws and all? I'm secure. I'm confident. You? What are you going to do if I beat you, JD? What are you going to do knowing that after I beat you your LATEST attempt at hiding who you really are failed? Are you going to man up and say "I need to be me for once in my life" or will you hide your frailties behind a new look? A new attitude? A new few words? Will you FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE realize that no matter what you wear or whatever pathetic way you paint your face there is no hiding what lies beneath!
Because understand this whether it's JUST you or me or whether it's you, me and Ata Tatupu or WHATEVER the damn story is----I'm coming to win. And the question isn't what you're going to do about it, Jesse. The question is what are you going to do afterwards?
And with that said and a wink to the camera, Joey NOX just calmly walks off. The last thing we see is the shocked look on Dan Stevenson's face.
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