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SPARTA Press Conferences
Topic Started: Dec 13 2012, 12:38 AM (293 Views)
SaviourSelf
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Today, PRW Executives and SPARTA promoter, Alex LeBlanc held TWO open press conferences for the upcoming Mixed Martial Event to take place on December 14th and 15th at the Berkeley Church in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Things may have seemed like they would go off without a hitch, but this being PRW, there's always drama and a soundbite. Slanderman would be proud.

Female Press Conference Highlights:

- Lucy Hawke showed up in a dapper 3 piece pant-suit with a briefcase, requesting to be called Lucinda Hawke, Esq. It seems in her time away, Ms. Hawke has hit the books, and gotten a job as a paralegal. It also seems that she's quite good at her job as she served Sylvia Wrath with a summons for "Sexual Harassment" by means of LCW Emily Gephart.

-When asked about the summons filed on her behalf, Gephart merely respond, "She stares at me in the shower,and not in that like "oh hey we're girls who work and share a communal shower together" way, but in the "I'm licking my lips and staring at your vagina while humming "My World" type of way..."

-Gemma Traumaward, Jenna Jett, and Alex Mesa were all needed to be kept away from each other because of recent interactions in the female locker room recently and what seems to have been a split within the camaraderie of all the females under the PRW banner. At one point, Mesa threw water at Traumaward but missed, hitting the plastic banner behind them which caused Jett to declare, "it's typical, she's a terrible athlete.


Male Press Conference Highlights:

-Sean Aries was asked how he thought his talents would transfer over to a Mixed Martial Arts event and he shrugged before saying that Rolling Elbows and Backfists aren't that much different from "that cage fighting stuff". Alex rolled his eyes at the comment to which Sean asked if the Undertaker was going to make an appearance, both moves eliciting a few laughs from the assembled reporters and credentialed guests.

-When asked the same question, Terry Bukowski said he was going to run through everyone like a freight-train, going as far to make a toot-toot with his arm that caused Alex to audibly laugh and tell Buko that if he did that again, he'd pay him the purse money flat-out.

-Patrick Slaughter got offended due to this and told Alex he was a chump for even making the offer. LeBlanc and Aries both shut him down saying he only watched the money to buy Ata a bracelet. Laughs ensued and Patrick hid a bit before he was asked a question.

-Slaughter was asked how he thought he'd fair throughout the course of the event, but rather than answer, he just said he was excited and looking forward to his first fight. The reporter, seemingly frustrated then audibly commented that Slaughter was probably going to take a dive like his Uncle Bob in Japan, a comment that elicited awkward silence and a bit of a glare from those at the table.

-Finally, Canary Kid was asked about the prospective of facing Adam Xclusiv in the first round, which led to a terse discussion where Canary looked at Adam and declared it was his fault for "not letting him bang, bro." The Norwich Nuisance would stand up, yell out to Xclusiv and scream at him to "LET ME BANG, BRO!"

-It was that gesture that would stoke the fires as Xclusiv would shove Canary who would make his exit toward the reporters. Reaching the first row of seating, Canary would grab a camerographer's tripod and use it as a weapon, swinging at Xclusiv's legs and hitting in the knee. A pull apart brawl would ensue with Alex and Aries both pulling Canary away while Buko and Slaughter both pulled away Xclusiv.

-At that moment, livid at the embarrassment that the Brit and the former Champion had bestowed upon him during his first foray as a promoter, LeBlanc made it official and told both Canary and Xclusiv that if they wanted to kill each other, they'd get the chance on the 14th as that is our first confirmed first round match-up, with the rest , including the female fight pairings announced the night of the show!


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