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PRW.com Exclusive Interview With the Canary Kid
Topic Started: Aug 13 2012, 01:11 PM (340 Views)
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PRW.com

Exclusive Interview With the Tag Team Champion, the Canary Kid

In the PRW SummerFest Magazine special, we announced that we were going to interview the Canary Kid, requesting that you, the PRW faithful, send in any questions you have for the feisty Briton.

This managed to get a very good reception, and thousands of questions were flying in. However, we had to make a decision and not everybody could have their queries answered*.

We also wish to caution you that a number of Kid's answers are laden with cussing. We politely instructed him to cut down on his swearing, but unfortunately that hasn't come into fruition.




Hi there! My name's Jessie and I am a huge PRW fan. I was wondering, how do you feel going into Clash of the Titans knowing that there is a chance Onslaught could not only take your titles, but also break you into pieces?
-Jessica Allen (St. Louis, MO) via e-mail


Hmm? I can't believe that of all the stuff you could have asked me, all the dirt you could brush up, you decided to ask me a pathetic thing like this? I don't feel worried, if that's what you're wondering. Why should I feel worried? I don't think neither Slaughter nor Kazama has it in them to "break us". Next question, dammit!

Hey dude, I had to ask this. What's your favourite part about wrestling in Philly?
-Billy Johnson, @BJPhilly95 (Philadelphia, PA) via Twitter


The plane ride out.

Hey Kid, I'm a 15 year old lad from the UK wondering how I can get into wrestling. I mean big-time wrestling like at PRW. Can you give me any tips?
-Robert Terrace (Blackpool, England) via e-mail


Well my little tangerine friend, it's easy. There are two ways. Be British, like me, or be a brilliant ass-kisser. You've already got the Britishness down, and congratulations, that means you're amongst the planet's elite. That should be all you need really, but if you insist on ass-kissing, that's a question for Alex LeBlanc. Biggest ass-kisser in the locker room. Hell, he doesn't even kiss, he licks. He's a huge ass-licker.

Hello, you probably don't know me but I'm going to come straight out with this. I hate you. I hate you with a burning passion. Why did you refuse to sign an autograph for me at the airport?
-James Turner (Los Angeles, CA) via e-mail


Oh, I remember you. You were that cunt who shoved the Onslaught poster in my face at LAX, right? Do you really expect me to sign that shit? You weren't really respectful towards me neither. You said some crap like, "Oh hey there, I'm a huge fan. Sign this!" Where's your manners? I don't want to waste my time on idiots like you.

Why do you hate Alex LeBlanc?
-Amy Laroux, @ProdigalDaughter (Toronto, ON) via Twitter


Because he's Canadian! The only good things to have come out of Canada are maple syrup and Tiffany.

Do you hang out with any other PRW guys when you're not wrestling?
-Chloe Campbell, @ChloeLovesStuart (Inverness, Scotland) via Twitter


These guys are urging me to say an answer that isn't "Nope, fuck you." Who do they think I am? Bloody hell.

But anyway, I guess there's a few guys. Obviously I hang around Adam (Xclusiv) and Sherri (Taylor), but Sean (Aries) has let me come round and use this Union Jack bong he had lying around on several occasions.


Who do you think the biggest legend in PRW history is? I think Sean Aries is, that guy is hilarious!
-Dean Storm (Charlotte, NC) via e-mail


Me. Oh, and Jasmine Mitchell's kid. That little rascal took that bitch straight off of TV. Deserves a bloomin' Hall of Fame nod if you ask me!

Hey Kid, I want to know why you are so nasty to everyone? Did you get hit as a child or something?
-Jenny Owen (Orangeburg, SC) via e-mail


Oh Jennifer. You sound like such a priss. Not everyone you'll meet is a fluffy marshmallow unicorn. I'm a hell of a lot nicer than a lot of people out there. I don't go around shooting people or nicking their money. I'm a nicer man than Matt Logan, I'm a hell of a lot nicer than Alex LeBlanc and believe me, I'm like Jesus compared to Pat Slaughter. That guy is just a racist, no-good bigot. And he's black.

Sean Aries keeps rambling on Twitter about finding you a girl. Why won't you let him?
-Stacy Tai (Seattle, WA) via e-mail


Because knowing Sean, he'd set me up with some whore like Sylvia Wrath or Bella Quinn. He once promised to set me up with Olivia Wilde, but it actually turned out to be Emily (Hart) with a very shitty Irish accent.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam? There's a group of us that just love PRW!
-Boudewijn van Beek, @BVBAmsterdam (Amsterdam, Holland) via Twitter


I have, actually. One of my favourite places in the world. Last time I went, I spent three nights in a row at the Red Light District. Most of my afternoons were spent in the coffee shops with a brownie in my hand. We never had this shit in England, we had to hide the stench of our weed with a barbecue.


*Special apologies go to Bryan Singer, whose question on the Canary Kid's fondest memory was met with an extremely explicit retelling of him losing his virginity.

Also, we stress that none of the Canary Kid's comments reflect on the views of anybody else whatsoever in PRW.
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Accolades: 1x Trios Tournament Winner, 1x Cyanide Champion, 1x X-Division Champion, 1x Tag Team Champion, Runner-Up in 2012 SuperBattle, SPARTA Night One Submission of the Night, Casino Battle Royale winner

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