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You never deserved them
Topic Started: Aug 4 2012, 11:43 AM (322 Views)
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Once again, we at PRW.com wanted insight from a member of Onslaught. This time, it was Patrick Slaughter we wanted insight from, especially after Canary Kid's recent segment. Much to our surprise, however, we already found an e-mail from Slaughter when we opened our inbox. This is what he had to say.

You know, I normally wouldn’t write up a letter and e-mail it off to the staff of PRW.com without their request, but I figured that an e-mail was coming towards me ever since Canary Kid put up his little promo. So why wait?

So, yeah, I saw that promo. I was actually in Fort Lauderdale, spending time with my mom and my son before I left for Spain. And I was holding my son, who was crying for his milk, when I saw that little segment. It actually took me a full thirty seconds to get him in his milk because that’s how long it took for me to realize that the crying was not coming from the television.

Imagine that.

So, this is why he hates me so much; because Takato and I didn’t hand you the Tag Team Championship. That statement right there gives you a good idea about the type of person he is: an autosexual, self-entitled attention whore.

Canary Kid and I used to be friends. We didn’t like each other at first, but when you have some team from PWA trying to use us as a stepping stone for a takeover of the company that your work for, you tend to put stuff like that on the backburner. After we handled Team PWA, things were good for a while. It didn’t take too long for him to become his old self again.

I’m not going deny that Canary Kid is talented. I’m not going to deny that he’s accomplished quite a bit during his career in PRW. But, fact is, he’s in love with himself. He’s so in love with himself I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he keeps a cardboard cutout of himself with a tube of KY Jelly right next to it in his hotel room at all times. Bella Quinn still hasn’t gone out on a date with him because she’s afraid he’ll try to make her a part of a two-person threesome.

I have news for you, Canary Kid. Nobody likes you as much as you do. Matter fact, a lot of people hate you. Not because you’re talented, but because for all your accomplishments, you’re known for doing two things: whining and making racist comments. And you only do that for the sake of keeping the attention on yourself. Here’s the kicker: You’re the only person in PRW who has to do that. I literally took a pay-per-view off, and I still have the same amount of buzz I had before then. You, on the other hand, could take a pay-per-view off… and nobody would care enough to even mutter a “meh”.

But back to the statement about how I should have handed you the titles. To that, I say one thing: Man up. Your team didn’t deserve them then, and there’s not a single person who believes your team deserves them now. And that statement is the reason why; you believe things should be handed to you. That statement alone was a slap in the face of every man and woman who had bleed, sweat, claw, and grind their way up just to sign on the dotted line of their contract. That statement alone proves that you’re nothing but a coward who would much rather demand, let me reiterate, demand handouts rather than work for what he wants. No one’s going to hand you anything, except for a middle finger and, come Clash of The Titans, your hide on a silver platter.

But, since Takato and I are PRW’s resident nice guys, we’ll help you see the errors of your ways. We’ll reintroduce you to reality when we tear you limb from limb and walk away with the Tag Team Championship. Don’t feel bad when it happens, because when you go back to your hotel room, unable to look your cardboard lover in your eye, you’ll come to the same conclusion everybody else came to.

You never deserved them in the first place.
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Patrick Slaughter
-1x PRW Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of The World
-3x PRW Tag Team Champion (w/ Takato Kazama)
-10x PRW Cyanide Champion
-2011 PRW Trios Tournament Champion (w/ Kevin Murphy and Canary Kid, Inaugural)

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Takato Kazama
-2x PRW X-Division Champion
-3x PRW Tag Team Champion (w/ Patrick Slaughter)
-5x PRW Cyanide Champion

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Ata Tatupu
-2x PRW Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of The World (Current)
-1x PRW X-Division Champion
-3x PRW Internet Champion
-4x PRW Cyanide Champion
-1x WCW Double D Champion
-2014 Lioness Cup Booking.com Block Winner

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