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Topic Started: Feb 2 2012, 10:58 AM (540 Views)
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Since the show is probably going to be very very lengthy, I figured I'd get a jump on things as soon as possible. The show will likely be chopped up into more parts than that one car in the Brave Little Toaster.
The Florida Rumble Results Jacksonville Memorial Arena Jacksonville, Florida
The Florida Rumble is a new/borrowed concept from other Florida feds of the 70s and 80s where a battle royal at the beginning of the show would dictate the match order. PRW picked it up, dusted it off, added a bonus system for eliminations and a better prize for winning it and here we are today. This is the PRW's first attempt at the Florida Rumble and as such, I expect a lot of experimenting and trial and error. Let's get to it shall we!
The Pre-Show
The Florida Rumble comes accompanied with a 20 minute preshow prior to the start of the official iPPV feed. I like that they've stuffed this show full of extra bundles to entice people to pay for it. We begin with Inquisitor backstage with his group of lackeys. A lackey tells him that they've sold out the Jacksonville Memorial Arena which pleases Inquisitor. In walks Malibu's Most Wanted who tell Inquisitor that he has one last chance to put them in the Florida Rumble. Inquisitor tells them for the last time, all of the spots in the Rumble are filled up. He also tells them that even if there was a spot open, they couldn't afford to buy in. They try to bribe him with checks but he doesn't take checks. They tell him that he's made a massive mistake and promise to make their presence known before storming out. Security asks if they should escort them out but Inquisitor says there's no point since "I don't even know who those guys are anyways."
Scott Baio and Ninja MAGIC are in the back having one of their index card convos. It appears Baio has already drawn his rumble number. He shows it to Ninja MAGIC who via card says he got a good draw. Magic, of course, is locked into the last Rumble spot due to his victory at the teaser show. Ninja MAGIC tells Baio to keep his number to himself and lay low. Baio doesn't see the need to since he's such a popular guy in the locker room. MAGIC leaves to get a drink, leaving Scott Baio alone. As Baio is showing about his number, 6Pac Shakur walks up to him. Baio shows 6Pac his number and wishes him luck in the Rumble. 6Pac says it's a good number...and then tells Baio to run it. He sticks Baio up for his Rumble number and says if he says anything about to anyone, he'll find him and beat his ass. He throws his number at the crying Baio, snatches his chain and runs off. Ninja MAGIC returns with his coffee to find Scott Baio on the floor crying about his necklace and his Rumble number. What kind of man robs Scott Baio!?! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS MENACE!
Matthew Logan promo time. Logan says that even though he's got a title match in a few weeks, he can't wait to win the Florida Rumble. Ace Andrews can wait for one night while he takes on 20 other PRW legends. He says his entire life has been a battle royal and he's yet to be eliminated. He says no one; not Sylvia Wrath, Sean Aries, Canary Kid or even Ace Andrews will be able to eliminate him and stop him from taking that $100,000. Matthew says it takes money to buy belt polish and he needs to make some so he can remove the "Ace Andrews stench" from HIS Undisputed title.
Back to Inquisitor's office where the numbers are being drawn. Ace Andrews, Adam Xclusiv and Tommy Nova are in the office to draw some numbers. Ace Andrews grabs a number and seems somewhat unhappy with his draw. Adam Xclusiv sneaks a peek at it and chuckles. He points out the irony (coincidence?) that such a renown would have shitty luck drawing a number. Adam Xclusiv pulls out a number and Ace Andrews oversees it. Ace bursts out laughing and sarcastically says 'well what are the odds?" He tells Xclusiv he made the #1 mistake of a rumble by bragging before drawing. He says he'll see Xclusiv out there and he'll be sure to send him home "as early as he arrives." Tommy Nova steps in between the two and draws his number which appears to be satisfactory to him. He tells noone in particular that his battle royal experience will help him triumph. The comment causes Ace Andrews and Adam Xclusiv to both laugh and walk off shaking their heads. As Nova looks over his number, Joey NOX walks into the room. He gives Nova fist bump and then draws his number. He says he can't wait to reacquaint himself with Ninja MAGIC on his way to winning the Rumble.
The timer in the corner says less than 5 minutes to go as we get a bunch of predictions thrown out by various people NOT participating in the PRW Florida Rumble. Hutton Brown predicts that Matthew Logan will win. Mitch Mitchellson says it's between Ace Andrews and Patrick Slaughter in his opinion. Alex LeBlanc picks Sean Aries. NHL Hall of Famer Scott Stevens throws his support behind Sean Aries as well. PRW Announcer Bob Saget mentions they'll be a surprise entrant who wins it. Former WCW U.S. Champion Buff Bagwell thinks it'll be 6Pac Shakur. Art McClellan picks Terry Funk to win for god knows what reason. This concludes with a preview for Tough Love headlined by Alex LeBlanc vs Sylvia Wrath.
Finally, the camera goes back to Inquisitor's office area. Terry Bukowski is trying to get himself a Rumble spot. IQ tells him all the spots are filled up. Bukowski tells him he sees a number left and he wants it. There's one number left according to IQ and it's reserved for someone else. Bukowski says he doesn't care who the ball is reserved for because he's taking it. He goes to grab it but then is suddenly interrupted by Mr. NoNeck 5 Count King Kong Bundy! Bundy tells him that's his number and Bukowski isn't taking it. Bukowski sizes up Bundy but opts against throwing down. He tells NoNeck 5Count that it won't be the last time he sees him and exits. NoNeck 5Count draws the number and s then jumped from behind by Bukowski! 5Count and Bukowski get into a quick skirmish with IQ's lackeys desperately trying to break them up!
We get a quick hype up video for the Florida Rumble with each guy stating their best attribute and why it'll help them win the rumble. Wrath says her toughness, Ace says his luck, 6Pac Shakur says his "gangsta style" and Canary Kid says his cunning. The video ends, signifying the of the pre-show and the beginning of the main card!
To be continued
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Florida Rumble Main Show!
After a few minutes of awkward nothingness, the stream gets going with a pyrotechnics show from the Jacksonville Memorial Arena! Our commentators for the evening are Josh Brunswick, Doug Smith and Special Guest Commentator Alex LeBlanc. After the usual opening pleasantries, we're tossed to Bob Saget who relays the rules of the Florida Rumble:
-Wrestlers start at 1 and 2 and continue up to #22 with two minute time intervals.
-Eliminations occur when someone is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor.
-Eliminations determine the matches for the rest of the show. The last six wrestlers in the Florida Rumble will face off in the main event in a six man tag.
-There are prizes and punishes for how long you last in the Rumble and also for how many people you eliminate.
-The winner of the Florida Rumble gets $100,000 and their own iPPV within the year.
The Florida Rumble
#1 is Sean Aries out to a big pop from the crowd. Alex says that since Aries has known he'd be #1 for a while, it gives him an advantage over whoever #2 is. #2 is Ace Andrews! Quite a bit of star power to kick us off. Ace Andrews and Sean Aries give us some of their standard stuff as both guys seem set on conserving energy for the long haul. Ace Andrews whipped Aries into the ropes and then hit him with a nasty flapjack. Andrews pulled Aries up off the mat and hit Sean Aries with a quick snap suplex. Hit Em Up Style by Blu Cantrell hits over the P.A as BasketBlu Cantrell is #3BasketBlu Cantrell is....for a lack of a better term, Patrick Slaughter in a wig and light blue gear. I'm serious, BasketBlu Cantrell is Slaughter in a wig:

BasketBlu Cantrell hits the ring and immediately bombards Ace Andrews with a clothesline. BasketBlu Cantrell grabbed Sean Aries up off the mat and hit him with a belly to belly suplex. BasketBlu Cantrell broke out the Jimmy Del Rey shimmy as Ace Andrews and Sean Aries were down. Unfortunately the shimmy move gave Ace Andrews a window of opportunity to mount a comeback. Ace Andrews grabs BasketBlu Cantrell from behind and muscled him into the corner to try and eliminate him. Sean Aries decided to help Ace Andrews out in an attempt of lifting BasketBlu Cantrell up and over. As the trio was skullduggering in the corner, #4 Adam Xclusiv comes out. As Adam Xclusiv enters the ring, he's intercepted by Ace Andrews with a big right hand. Adam X and Ace Andrews duke it out in one corner while BasketBlu Cantrell tries to fight off Sean Aries. Sean Aries whips BasketBlu Cantrell into the opposite corner and BasketBlu Cantrell splashes Adam Xclusiv after Ace Andrews dives out of the way. Ace Andrews gets up and eats a big missile dropkick from Sean Aries.
Cameron Locke enters at #5 The Jamaican guy hits the ring and is a Casa En Fuego, jumping all over everyone else. He entered the ring with a springboard wheelkick to the face of Sean Aries. He hits a running dropkick right to the face of a rising Adam Xclusiv. He ducks under a wild clothesline from BasketBlu Cantrell and hits a step up enzeguri that nearly knocks the wig off of Patrick Slaughter/BasketBlu Cantrell. Locke hits Ace Andrews with a standing sidekick to the face. Locke spends a second to taunt and winds up getting cut in half with Adam Xclusiv's X Marks The Spot spear. Scott Baio is the #6 entrant. Baio has 6Pac Shakur's number since the two "traded". Baio definitely got the raw deal in this bad boy, I know that much. As Baio enters, Malibu's Most Wanted hit the ring. Playing the Kientai role from 2000, they basically invade the Rumble and try to take over. They gang up on Scott Baio, laying the boots to him as he slides into the ring. Rather than break em up, Adam Xclusiv helps Malibu's Most Wanted grab Scott Baio and dump him over the top rope.
Scott Baio is eliminated by Adam Xclusiv (elimination #1)
Malibu's Most Wanted help Adam Xclusiv move onward to Cameron Locke. Cameron Locke is still hurting from X Marks The Spot but he tries to fight back. Unfortunately the 4-to-1 beatdown is too much for Cameron Locke as the X and MMW trio is too much for him. Crowe's night in the Florida Rumble ends as he is dumped over the top rope by Adam Xclusiv.
Cameron Locke eliminated by Adam Xclusiv (elimination #2)
Malibu's Most Wanted and Adam Xclusiv begin to turn their attention towards Sean Aries and company. They single out Aries and try to get ready to toss him over the top rope. Aries is dangling over the top rope as #7 Sylvia Wrath is next out to a big pop. She hits the ring and immediately brandishes her fork to turn the tide on Malibu's Most Wanted. She forks Kutcher in the face and throws him out. She ducks a wild charge by Jason Timberlake and forks him in the face. Ace Andrews follows up on Timberlake and hits him with the Triple 7 before throwing him out. Sean Aries grabs Brian Sheen by his hair and throws him over the top rope. With his "buddies" gone, Adam Xclusiv is all good to get stomped on. The babyfaces take turns pounding Xclusiv into the dirt to much applause. Help is on the way for Adam X as Canary Kid is #8 Canary Kid saves Adam Xclusiv from a beatdown by getting the attention of everyone else. Canary Kid goes from the frying pan and into the fire as everyone keys in on him. He's decked in the face and DDT'd by BasketBlu Cantrell. Sylvia Wrath and Sean Aries are pummeling Adam Xclusiv in the corner while Ace Andrews lays low on the mat. Just to show that it's every person for themselves, Sylvia Wrath turns and pokes Sean Aries in the eyes. Aries returns the favor by poking Wrath in HER eyes and then Sylvia punches him in the throat. Outstanding.
Matthew Logan draws #9 much to the chagrin of the fans. Logan comes out slowly to scout the ring. Everyone turns to the entrance way and their eyes lock on Matthew Logan. Logan struts down the entrance way, lost in his own world, thinking his strategy is a great idea. Everyone in the ring stops what they were doing and waits for Logan to enter the ring. Matthew Logan enters the ring and stands up to see all the people in the Florida Rumble staring him down. It doesn't take long until Logan is jumped by everyone, face and heel a like. The crowd goes nuts as Logan is stomped down by the likes of Aries, Wrath, Ace and Canary Kid. Matt is picked up off the mat and everyone carries him over to the ropes. Everybody tosses Matt Logan over the top rope and he splats to the floor outside to a big pop. Even Alex LeBlanc on commentary marks out.
Matthew Logan eliminated by Sylvia Wrath, Sean Aries, Ace Andrews, BasketBlu Cantrell and Canary Kid (Elimination #3)
Just about everyone in the ring is celebrating Logan getting dumped out. Aries and Wrath shared a high five amongst themselves. Canary Kid says some trash talk to Logan and BaksetBlu Cantrell does the same. Logan and BasketBlu Cantrell engage in a war of words. As BasketBlu Cantrell leans over the rope to jabber jaw, Ace Andrews grabs Cantrell around the waist and uses the leverage to dump him out. The crowd was definitely NOT thrilled with that elimination.
BasketBlu Cantrell eliminated by Ace Andrews. (Elimination #4)
We're back to Ace, Aries, Wrath, Xclusiv and Canary Kid. Wrath goes back to Canary Kid, Adam Xclusiv takes on Aries and it seems like everything is back to normal. Ace Andrews hits a Triple 7 on Canary Kid to keep the crowd into things. Adam Xclusiv grabs onto the top rope to avoid being eliminated by Sean Aries and Sylvia Wrath. This is basically the "stall" portion of the rumble. Emily Hart draws #10 and it's a 3 on 1 on Adam Xclusiv. Sean Aries, Wrath and Emily make a little trio and after dropping Adam Xclusiv, make their way over to Ace Andrews. Ace gets triple teamed including a spike shoot piledriver (!) with Aries piledrivering him and Wrath spiking him. Canary Kid goes low on Sean Aries with a low blow that drops him. Wrath and Emily Hart go off like PMS on Canary Kid to a big pop from the crowd. They stomp on Canary Kid in the corner until Ace Andrews jumps them. We hit the midway point as #11 Tommy Nova comes down to the ring. Tommy Nova immediately asserts his battle royal prowess by running right into a clothesline from Sean Aries. Way to go, Nova.
The ring is getting filled up now with 7 people in it. In terms of timing, Aries, Xclusiv and Ace Andrews are still going strong. Ace Andrews and Sean Aries try to work over Tommy Nova in the corner while Wrath and Emily are working over Adam Xclusiv. Canary Kid rakes at the eyes of Sean Aries from behind and tries to pair off with him. The crowd is definitely beginning to lose some steam at this point which is often the case with long Rumbles. A sarcastic "Tommy Nova" chant breaks out as Ace Andrews basically slaps him around in the corner. Nova sneaks in a low blow to Ace, taking the wind out of his sails. Nova gets on top with punches to try and build some momentum. Nova tries to irish whip Ace Andrews but Ace reverses and sends Nova running head first into an irish whipped Adam Xclusiv for a noggin knocker. Our 12th entrant is Malik Logan who wakes the crowd up and gives us an even number in the match. Malik hits the ring and starts taking everybody out. Spin kicks for Emily Hart and Adam Xclusiv. Malik hits Canary Kid with a spinebuster. Ace Andrews hits Sean Aries with a snap suplex to take him down. Malik Logan gives an axe kick to Sylvia Wrath. Tommy Nova makes a blind charge at Malik Logan who lowbridges him and sends Nova out over the top rope!
Tommy Nova eliminated by Malik Logan. (Elimination #5)
Malik Logan and Ace Andrews are the only two left standing at this point. They seem to be talking about going head to head and throwing down. The crowd groans when Malibu's Most Wanted hit the ring again. Ace and Malik are on top of all three guys quickly and dispatch them with great prejudice. Malik Logan throws Brian Sheen up and over but finds himself too close to the ropes. Ace Andrews scurries over and dumps his tag team partner over the top rope! Malik Logan is eliminated!
Malik Logan eliminated by Ace Andrews. (Elimination #6)
Malik Logan gets back into the ring and looks mighty pissed. Ace Andrews reminds him it's every man for himself and the two appear to smooth it over right in time for the next person to come in. The Full House theme hits over the P.A. and Bob FUCKING Saget is #13. Saget is in basketball shorts and a white T, looking like Sean Aries lazy child molesting uncle. Saget comes down warily and pretends to pull his hamstring coming down to the ring. He gimps around the ringside area with Ace Andrews watching him. Sean Aries hits Ace Andrews from behind with a straight jacket suplex. The Rumble has sort of recovered in speed now with guys beginning to recover from the Malik onslaught. Sylvia Wrath has Canary Kid by the ropes and is trying to eliminate him. Adam Xclusiv tries to make the save with a clothesline but Wrath moves out of the way. Adam Xclusiv charges right into Canary Kid and winds up clotheslining his own partner over the top rope. Canary Kid lands on the apron to save himself as the crowd groans angrily.
Adam Xclusiv turns around to find Canary Kid and walks right into a punch from him. This sends Xclusiv wobbling backwards and into a running knee from Ace Andrews. The knee knocks Xclusiv right into Canary Kid who dangles precipitously on the apron. Adam Xclusiv is knocked over the top rope and winds up on the apron as well. Xclusiv Canary dangles on the apron, trying to keep themselves into the match. Adam Xclusiv struggles to keep himself on the apron as Ace Andrews pounds away at his face. Adam Xclusiv gets in an eye rake to fall back into the ring. Canary Kid tries to get himself back into the ring but Sean Aries boots him in the gut while on the apron.
#14 TK draws the attention of some of the guys in the match. The massive man comes in and grabs Emily Hart by her face. He muscles her into the ropes and piefaces her over the top rope onto the apron with Canary Kid. A big boot from TK to Canary Kid knocks HIM off the apron. At the same time, Canary Kid grabs onto the hair of Emily Hart to keep from falling and winds up yanking her off the apron and down to the floor as well. TK gets a two for one!
Emily Hart eliminated by TK and Canary Kid (Elimination #7)
Canary Kid eliminated by TK (Elimination #8)
TK helps clear the ring somewhat as we've got him, Ace Andrews, Sean Aries, Adam Xclusiv and Sylvia Wrath left in there. I still maintain hope that as soon as Saget works out that cramp, he's taking this over. Ace and Aries are competing for the iron man title at this point. The fresh big man is muscling people around with some ease, specifically a Baldo Bomb on Ace Andrews. Sean Aries tries his luck and gets clotheslined to hell. It's TK and Wrath at this point. TK takes a swing at Sylvia Wrath who defends herself by forking TK right into his fist. TK pulls back in pain and Wrath follows this up by stomping on the big man's foot. Sylvia Wrath then steals the show by breaking out the Johnny Cage; a split punch to the balls. This put TK in a not so good feeling mood and sends him stumbling into the ropes. Wrath tries to body TK out over the top rope but the big man is able to casually shrug her off like a gnat of some kind...all the while favoring his junk. TK is standing tall when the music hits for #15 Takato Kazama. Takato Kazama drops to a knee at the entrance way and Tebows--clearly a sign he knows how Florida works.
To be continued.
Last Entrant: Takato Kazama (15)
Current entrants: Sean Aries (1), Ace Andrews (2), Adam Xclusiv (4), Sylvia Wrath (7), Bob Saget (13), TK (14), Takato Kazama (15)
Eliminated: BasketBlu Cantrell (3), Cameron Locke (5), Scott Baio (6), Canary Kid (8), Matt Logan (9), Emily Hart (10), Tommy Nova (11) and Malik Logan (12)
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Results Continued
Takato Kazama Tebows to stall for some time before darting down to the ring. In a funny spot, Saget gives Takato a high five and immediately sells it like he broke his hand. TK sees Kazama hitting the ring and gets ready to throw down with him. Kazama ducks under a clothesline attempt and hits a big handspring elbow on TK. This stumbles TK into the ropes which forces Kazama to try and make a rush to eliminate him. Kazama tries to throw TK over but the bigger, stronger TK shoves him off. Kazama bounces up to his feet, hits off the ropes and ducks under a big boot from TK. Kazama hits the ropes and a spinning wheelkick rocks the big man. With TK stumbling and bumbling, Ace Andrews tries to make his way over to try and help Kazama throw out the big man. Sean Aries and Adam Xclusiv jumps into the fray but TK shakes them all off. Before TK can get off the ropes, Ace and Wrath try to slow him down and press him against the ropes.
Shit gets real as #16 NoNeck 5Count comes out. NoNeck 5Count King Kong Bundy makes his way to the ring while the people in the ring are focused on eliminating TK. 5Count hits the ring and it's headbutts aplenty for everyone. Kazama, Xclusiv, Aries and company all eat a headbutt from NoNeck 5Count with Sylvia Wrath going above and beyond the call of duty to take a neck bump for it! T.K. fights free from Ace and Wrath and we get a big man staredown. Bundy and T.K. give each other shoulder blocks with neither man budging an inch. NoNeck 5Count hits off the ropes and a diving shoulderblock (!) to T.K. sends the big man into the ropes! With T.K. leaning against the ropes, NoNeck 5Count and company (Aries, Ace and Wrath) scurry over to dump him over the top rope. Everybody works together like the Garbage Pail Kids once song and sure enough, they're successful in dumping T.K. over the top rope and down to the floor!
T.K. eliminated by NoNeck 5Count, Sean Aries, Ace Andrews, Takato Kazama and Sylvia Wrath (Elimination #9)
There's a small celebration in the ring until NoNeck 5Count realizes that now HE is the big guy left. His "oh it's like that, Sean?" facial expression as everybody circles him is stupendous. The remaining people all gang up on Bundy by the ropes to try and dump him over. They all struggle to throw him out until the horn hits and #17 6Pac Shakur's music hits. 6Pac Shakur's music btw is the X-Factor beat with Ghetto Gospel over it. 6Pac hits the ring and Sean Aries immediately goes after him. The two of them get into a punching contest to the crowd's delight with both guys laying into one another. It's a great back and forth war of punches until 6Pac Shakur rakes the eyes of Sean Aries. He hits the spinning kick to the face to Aries and immediately breaks out the crotch chops. A Bronco Busta from 6Pac Shakur onto Sean Aries or as Alex LeBlanc calls it "His Ambitionz As A Ridah".
All but Aries and 6Pac continue to try to dump Bundy up and over the top rope. After giving Aries the Ambitionz As A Ridah, 6Pac Shakur takes a moment to Crip Walk in the ring. NoNeck 5Count manages to muscle his way off the ropes and fight everyone off. #18 is Sebastian Winters, the neophyte to PRW. The ring is now got 8 people in it with not to mention Saget working his hammy injury outside the ring. As Sebastian Winters hits the ring, he immediately gets blasted by Adam Xclusiv. Adam Xclusiv pounds on Winters and goes to clothesline him out of the ring. Winters ducks and sends Adam Xclusiv up and over onto the apron. Adam Xclusiv is able to temporarily stave off elimination but Ace Andrews hits him with a triangle springboard dropkick that sends him off the apron and to the floor!
Adam Xclusiv eliminated by Ace Andrews (Elimination #10)
Nice run for Adam Xclusiv to say the least. Ace Andrews eats a spinkick from 6Pac Shakur. X-Factor (or Ghetto Gospel) to Sylvia Wrath. 6Pac Shakur turns and walks right into NoNeck 5Count. Bundy headbutts 6Pac and then seems all poised to hit the big splash on him. No-Neck 5Count takes off to hit the ropes but when his back touches the ropes, Ace Andrews and Takato Kazama hit him from the sides. They try to hold him in place with the help of Sebastian Winters but Bundy throws them all off again. Unfortunately for Bundy, he's left wide open for a big spin kick to the face from 6Pac Shakur which rocks him bad. Sebastian Winters tries to take a run at Bundy but NoNeck 5Count backbody drops him up and there goes Sebatian Winters up and over the top!
Sebastian Winters eliminated by NoNeck 5Count (Elimination #11)
6Pac Shakur goes for another Ambitionz as a Ridah on Sean Aries but Aries puts his foot up and 6Pac gets booted right in the balls. Sean Aries shoves him off and then immediately gets to work with some G'N'P. On the other side of the ring, Takato Kazama and Sylvia Wrath are having a tiny corner war. Ace Andrews is currently collecting his breath in another corner as is NoNeck 5Count. Bob Saget is outside now working out a crick in his neck. #19 is Eazy Aki. Eazy Aki appears to be Aki Man with an all black Compton hat and Jheri Curl wig attached to his mask. He's also got on a denim jacket over his Aki-Man costume. His entrance theme is a song from WCW/NWO Revenge remixed with Real Muthaf*cking G's. Eazy Aki immediately gets on Sean Aries to save his "homie" 6Pac Shakur. 6Pac Shakur and Eazy Aki share a hand gesture and both begin to double team on Sean Aries. Alex LeBlanc speculates that Eazy Aki and 6Pac must belong to the same faction and wonders who is the "Doc" that put them together.
Sylvia Wrath comes over to try and help Sean Aries out. Her assistance allows Sean Aries to mount a small comeback against the forces of hip hop evil. Wrath breaks out the fork and begins to try and fork through the mask of Eazy Aki. Aries has got 6Pac Shakur all shook up and looks set to whoop some ass. Ace Andrews and Takato Kazama bumble around in one corner as NoNeck 5 Count tres to get himself back in order. Bob Saget is still working out whatever issue he's having outside. Patrick Slaughter (sans wig) is #20 and I'd expect the ring to clear up a little bit now. Slaughter makes his way to the ring and sees Bob Saget outside. He grabs Saget by his hair and throws him into the ring. He slides in after Bob and then chucks him up and over the top rope to eliminate him.
Bob Saget eliminated by Patrick Slaughter (Elimination #12)
Patrick Slaughter sees Sylvia Wrath and Eazy Aki brawling by the ropes and is able to successful lift BOTH of them up and dump them over the top rope to a pretty mixed reaction. The crowd definitely wanted more Wrath in this one. It's hard to blame them considering how great Wrath is. Still she had a pretty good run of things.
Sylvia Wrath eliminated by Patrick Slaughter (Elimination #13
Eazy Aki eliminated by Patrick Slaughter (Elimination #14)
Sylvia Wrath is insanely pissed at being eliminated. So much so she continues to try and stab out the eyes of Eazy Aki. A referee gets in her way and eats a forking as well. Wrath and Aki brawl up the rampway as a gaggle of security tries to break em up. In the ring, Patrick Slaughter and Takato Kazama bump into one another and tease a fight. Instead they isolate Ace Andrews and hit the N.E.R.D on him. Patrick Slaughter muscles NoNeck 5Count into the ropes and tries to physically lift him up and over. He budges Bundy a little and stalls long enough for Takato to hit a missile dropkick to his chrome dome. The force of the missile dropkick sends Bundy up and over the top rope to eliminate Mr. NoNeck 5Count!
NoNeck 5Count eliminated by Takato Kazama (Elimination #15)
Within a minute of his arrival, Slaughter has thinned the herd. It's now Slaughter, Kazama, Ace, 6Pac Shakur and Sean Aries. Slaughter grabs Ace Andrews by his hair and begins to try and toss him over the top. Ace hangs on for dear life as Takato Kazama joins in on the attempt to dump him. We get our final "unknown" entrant as Joey NOX draws #21. Joey NOX hits the ring and lets breaks out a collection of hambones. Joey decks Kazama and then follows it up with a discuss punch to Ace Andrews. We get a staredown between Slaughter and NOX before the two decide to throw down. Slaughter rocks Joey and sends him into the ropes. He whips him across the ring but NOX ducks under Pat's the swing. Joey comes off the ropes with a Lou Thesz press that puts Slaughter on his back. NOX hits the Austin mounted punches to Slaughter. Sean Aries has 6Pac Shakur dangling on the ropes teasing an elimination. We have dueling chants for Patrick Slaughter and Sean Aries, which is odd since neither guy is close to the other. Takato Kazama helps Patrick Slaughter against Joey NOX. Our final entrant is #21, Ninja MAGIC. Magic hit the ring to give us an uneven 7 entrants and tried to hit everything that moves.
We've got Ninja MAGIC, Ace Andrews, Sean Aries, Patrick Slaughter, Joey NOX, Takato Kazama and 6Pac shakur. Ninja MAGIC, the freshest combatant in the match, immediately makes his presence known with running forearm smashes to both Kazama and Sean Aries. Slaughter goes after Ninja MAGIC but MAGIC is too fast, ducking underneath his wild aimless strike and countering with a spinning back elbow to the face. 6Pac Shakur is all "So we're throwing spinning shit now?" and tries to hit Ninja MAGIC with a spinkick. MAGIC ducks under it and opts to clothesline 6Pac out of his Timberland boots. Ninja MAGIC meets up with Joey NOX in one corner and the two Blackout opponents immediately make acquaintances. Ninja MAGIC irish whips Joey NOX across the ring to the opposite corner. With a full head of steam he charges at NOX but winds up getting backdropped onto the apron. Ace Andrews goes for the triangle springboard dropkick but Ninja MAGIC is wise enough to duck and Ace falls flat on his face. Takato Kazama makes a wild charge at Ninja MAGIC but MAGIC pulls down the top rope and falls flat, sending T-Ko over the top rope and down to the floor!
Takato Kazama eliminated by Ninja MAGIC (Elimination #16)
With the elimination of Kazama, we have our final six and all of the combatants for tonight's main event. Ninja MAGIC flattens out and is able to slide back under the bottom rope to establish himself as back in. When he gets back into the ring, 6Pac Shakur hits him with a spinkick that sends him twisting over the top rope. MAGIC is able to pull off the skin the cat move to get back into the ring. Ninja MAGIC gets back into the ring for a second time. Rather than be forced to dabble on the ropes some more, Ninja MAGIC makes a blind corner charge at Joey NOX to go for a flying knee. NOX catches MAGIC during his attempt at a flying knee and proceeds to dump him over the ropes to the apron ONCE again. Ninja MAGIC's feet dangle perilously off the apron before a baseball slide dropkick from Joey NOX is FINALLY able to eliminate Ninja MAGIC.
Ninja MAGIC is eliminated by Joey NOX (Elimination #17)
We're down to five strong now as Sean Aries and 6Pac Shakur continue to bumble in a corner. Ace Andrews, PRW Undisputed champion and #2 entrant, is scoping out the field while NOX and Slaughter brawl by the ropes. Ace Andrews, seeing an opportunity to eliminate both men, takes a running charge at them and dropkicks Slaughter in the back. The dropkick sends Pat into NOX which then sends both guys up and over the top rope. Both men grab onto the rope and dangle precipitously. Joey kicks at Slaughter while Pat kicks back at him. Pat BITES the hand of NOX holding the rope. With a hand free, Joey NOX swings wildly at Pat's face, backhanding him repeatedly. Slaughter swings his body to the side and throws a mule kick thing, kicking Joey NOX RIGHT into the balls and forcing NOX to let go of the ropes to tend to his jewels.
Joey NOX eliminated by Patrick Slaughter (Elimination #18)
We've got our final four folks! Sean Aries, 6Pac Shakur, Patrick Slaughter and Ace Andrews. Slaughter slides under the bottom rope and we get the traditional "all four guys take a corner and stare ominously" moment. Slaughter and Ace Andrews immediately pair up as do 6Pac and Sean Aries. 6Pac Shakur hits Sean Aries with the Ghetto Gospel and sets him up for Ambitionz as a Ridah again. Aries rolls out of the way and 6Pac Shakur goes Lil Homie first into the ropes. Aries spine kicks 6Pac and then pulls him out of the corner and toward the ropes. He ties his arms up and finally is able to get some revenge on 6Pac, tagging him with elbows, rights, lefts and at least one bitch slap. Sean Aries is so consumed with rage for 6Pac that he forgets he's in a battle royal. Slaughter grabs him and hits him with Let's Go. Ace Andrews picks Aries up, hits him with the Triple 7's which sends Aries into the ropes, allowing for 6Pac Shakur to dump him over the top rope.
Sean Aries eliminated by 6Pac Shakur (Elimination #19)
Outstanding run for Sean Aries as he goes from #1 to the final 4. The crowd appreciates it and gives him a nice round of applause as he lays outside the ring in pain. 6Pac's spinkickery leaves him open to get tossed over the top rope by Ace Andrews. 6Pac dangles as Ace Andrews tries to kick his hands free of the ropes. Patrick Slaughter grabs Ace Andrews from behind and is able to easily dump him out since 6Pac is holding onto the top rope, Ace falls down to the floor.
Ace Andrews eliminated by Patrick Slaughter and 6Pac Shakur (Elimination #20)
Ace Andrews also gets a big hand for his lasting Rumble impression. Ace's elimination by Slaughter's hand also adds some subtle heat to the upcoming Tough Love title match between the teams. We're down to two though. Patrick Slaughter and 6Pac Shakur are the final two. 6Pac Shakur skins the cat, grabbing Slaughter's head in the process with his legs. He tries to eliminate Slaughter through the skin the cat attempt but is unable to. He does succeed on getting both of them onto the apron. Slaughter quickly clubs 6Pac Shakur in the chest which unfortunately sends him into the ring rather than to the outside. The Florida crowd is definitely behind Slaughter now since Ace has been eliminated.
Slaughter enters the ring and stalks 6Pac Shakur. Shakur throws up the black power fist and says he and Slaughter are a like. He suggests they split the winnings by eliminating each other at the same.
6Pac: I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere unless we share with each other!
Slaughter ain't buyin but it gives 6Pac the momentary opportunity to poke Patrick in the eye Flair style. He kicks Pat in the back of his head axe kick style. The crowd starts a "Let's Go Slaughter" chant as 6Pac pounds away on the Florida native. 6Pac hits Slaughter with the Ghetto Gospel which sucks the air out of the crowd. He takes a moment to taunt the crowd before dragging Slaughter up to his feet. He puts Pat up against the ropes and does a crotch chop before running at him for another spin kick. Slaughter is able to duck it and explode off the ropes. He hits off the ropes and nearly decapitates 6Pac Shakur with the Country Line, 6Pac Shakur does the 360 bump for the lariat to a big pop from the crowd. Slaughter gets up to his feet, grabs 6Pac Shakur and tosses him over the top rope. 6Pac Shakur is able to grab onto the rope to save himself. He digs into his pocket as Slaughter rushes at him and pulls out a can of mace! He sprays Slaughter in the face which sends Pat stumbling backwards in anguish. 6Pac Shakur ges into the ring and makes a charge at the blinded Slaughter. Slaughter is somehow able to sense 6Pac Shakur coming and backbody drops him UP and OVER the top rope down to the floor with a nasty sounding thud to give Slaughter the win!
6Pac Shakur eliminated by Patrick Slaughter! (Elimination #20)
Patrick Slaughter wins the Florida Rumble in 55 minutes and 32 seconds.
The bell rings, alerting Pat that he's won since his eyes are still clearly fucked. Patrick Slaughter celebrates in the ring to a big pop as the first ever PRW Florida Rumble is over. Takato Kazama hits the ring with a bottle of water to join in on the celebration as tears (from victory as well as mace) flow for Slaughter. The stream fades to an advertisement for PRW Tough Love as a live break probably occurs.
The Analysis: For a rumble, it was fine. PRW doesn't do them all that often outside of Superbattle and there's a lot of new roster turnover so it was a bit of an experiment. Everyone seemed to hold up their end fine and there were enough truly impressive performances (Aries, Ace, Slaughter and others) that it was worthwhile. My only gripe is the number of entrants (couldn't decide on 30 or 20?) and the fact that occasionally, too many guys were in the ring at a time. Still it was nice to see Slaughter get his moment in his home state and it was a unique way to burn close to an hour. With some changes, I can see it being a more regularly used gimmick to sell some internet shows.
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