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Smothers and Aries at the 2012 Arizona War Games; The next iPPV announced
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Topic Started: Dec 18 2011, 03:06 AM (326 Views)
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Dec 18 2011, 03:06 AM
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The last time you saw a PRW internet pay per view, The Onslaught won a one night tag team tournament, Sean Aries was bombarded by New Jacq and Vladimir Makarov Koslov and Matthew Logan made his PRW return in a 20 minute draw vs Ace Andrews. It was a show ranging from great (the tag tournament) to bad (Johnny Awesome wrestled) to absurd (the entire Aries/Smothers fiasco). Still, our fans loved the show and the internet reviews say that we at PRW should continue our commitment to these affordable internet shows.
Now everybody knows Sean Aries has deep rooted allegiances with Sega. Sean Aries has rocked the blue brand since the first time two half naked men went around kicking pigs to collect blue orbs. What you may not know is that Tracy Smothers claims (amongst other things) to be one of the founding fathers for Nintendo. He claims he originated the idea of the Mario series founded around "Rick Rude dodgin barrels from the Junkyard Dog to save Baby Doll from Dusty Rhodes. In the end ya got a handy." Smothers is a Nintendo man which only furthers the divide between Aries and his Southern adversary. Much like how Sonic and Mario will clash at the 2012 Winter Olympic Games in London, PRW officials have put together a card headlined around a competition between their two fiercest rivals.
Instead of Mario and Sonic at the 2012 London Olympic Games, PRW is happy to announce "Smothers and Aries at the 2012 Arizona Winter War Games"! This special iPPV will take place on Thursday January 5th at the Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Arizona. While no titles will be on the line, the show is being built around the return to wrestling of one of the more amazing spectacles in all of our sport: THE WAR GAMES. The PRW War Games rules are simple:
-Smothers and Aries will both be allowed to build a team of 5 inclusive.
-Two men (one from each team) will enter the cage for a 5 minute opening period.
-A coin toss will be held backstage to determine which teams gets a man advantage.
-The winning coin toss team gets a man advantage for two minutes until the losing coin toss team can bring someone in to even the sides up.
-The teams alternate entrants every two minutes until all men are into the cage and then begins THE MATCH BEYOND!
-Once all men are into the cage, the first team to score a pinfall, submission or KO gets the victory.
The teams have already been selected for this War Games extravaganza and both sides are stacked to say the least. The Alliance To End Seanamania consists of Tracy Smothers, New Jacq, Glenn Gilberti, Vladimir Makarov Koslov and a mystery opponent. "This is the team" Smothers says "I know I completely biffed that team stuff at the Elimination match business but I got this all figured out with the MMA Muscle Glenn Gilberti the man with more KOs to his name than Koko B. Kokosonsko. I got the Original She-Gangsta New Jacq and my Russian money man Vladimir Makarov Koslov. I even got another one of my allegiances to step in and complete the team and finally help me get revenge on that no good Aries." As is the case with most of Smothers' "surprises", there's the chance it could be someone from his long rooted wrestling history or it could be someone completely random who makes no sense to anyone BUT Smothers. Such is the genius of The Wild Eyed Southern Boy. Sean Aries has yet to finally get the elusive shoot piledriver on Smothers but will Captain his team comprised of himself, Alex LeBlanc, Joey NOX, Emily Hart and a mystery partner. "Ya know, I'm tired of Tracy Smothers," said Sean in a media conference call. "I've seriously had enough of this 80s curtain jerker from WCW who has never sold a ticket in his life. It started as a joke, it turned into a war and now it's time to end the war at War Games. If not because I want to kill Smothers...then to stop fighting retread wrestlers from the 90s." Will the war finally end in War Games?
But WAIT there's MORE!
-At the Pearl in the Palms of Las Vegas, Matthew Logan made his return and nearly got upset by Ace Andrews. Despite starting out hot, Logan faded and struggled to merely survive against the younger, more energetic Andrews. To his credit, Matt was able to eek out a draw and go 20 minutes in his first match back. Ace Andrews, unsatisfied with the decision, demanded five more minutes but Matt turned him down. Now in Glendale, the two will meet again in a 25 Minute Time Limit! Logan was none too pleased with the announcement, releasing the following statement on his blog: "This isn't TNA where you add more time for every time the loser loses. This is the pros. I shouldn't have to fight Ace again considering he couldn't beat me last time. This is absurd. It's nonsensical and it's a poor way to build up my talents properly. I'm going to go to Glendale, wherever that is, beat Ace Andrews and then sue the PRW for wasting my time." Ace Andrews refused to release any statements but judging by his reaction to the finish of their last match, he's destined to make sure this one doesn't reach the distance.
-Recently Ninja MAGIC and Sylvia Wrath have found themselves both at war with and against one another. The two have formed "Death by 1,000 Kawada Kicks" and also kicked each other in the face for title shots. Once again the two will be involved in another match, this time though, the match will be a four way dance! "Another four way?" Wrath asked her fans on twitter. "I just like did one of those. PRW needs to get some original concepts and not be rippin off people all th etime." Upon being told that there was no way out of her contractual obligations, Wrath deleted her tweet and replaced it with "Oh Boy! Another match with a lot of opponents! More Concussions! Cant Wait!" When told that Johnny Awesome was one of her opponents, Wrath sent out another tweet saying, "Seriously, I can't wait. This is gonna be sweet." The four way match will see Sylvia Wrath vs Johnny Awesome vs Ninja MAGIC vs Canary Kid
-With Ace Andrews tied up in a rematch with Matthew Logan, where does this leave his partner Malik? Well with The Onslaught winning the It Takes Two tag contender tournament, they find themselves in the driver seat of tag team contention. What better way to hype up their upcoming title shot than by pitting Malik Logan one on one with Takato Kazama!
-Takato Kazama's teammate will be in action as well. Two dynamic personalities will clash at Arizona's 2012 War Games when the lovable Patrick Slaughter takes on the King of Evil Adam Xclusiv! "I've hit a schnide recently," Xclusiv said. "I feel like I'm stuck in neutral right now in my career. Luckily for me, I've got the opportunity to rebound against the biggest choke artist in the PRW today, Patrick Slaughter." To his credit, Slaughter hasn't backed down from the war of words, responding on his twitter: "biggest chokeartist? Only dude w/ a worse record in more opportunities is you, X". Slaughter has not taken kindly to people referring to him as a "choke artist" recently and will look to take his new found aggression out on Xclusiv.
-At "It Takes Two", Josh Phoenix and Tommy Nova had some issues that derailed a potentially successful tag team victory vs The Onslaught. Now both men will duel it out in the official "Popcorn PRW match". While noone knows WHAT a popcorn match is, we assume it involves a lot of people checking their fantasy updates while the match is in progress.
-One thing January is also known for is its matches involving the Rumbles that happen to be Royal. Recently PRW has seen Scott Baio make his home as Ninja MAGIC's lackey and stalker/wet dreamer of Sylvia Wrath. Feeling the need to justify the amount of money spent on catering, PRW head honchos have decided to force Baio to perform in their first ever 10 Man Has-been Battle Royal. "I feel the need to point out that I am not a has been," said Baio. "I've just taken a 10 year hiatus from the spotlight." In an over the top rope battle royal, 10 washed up stars will be given the chance to resurrect their career by starring in the first $600,000 budget PRW direct to TV movie due to air on PAX next fall. The confirmed participants thus far are Scott Baio, Joey NOX's David Faustino, Grandmaster Flash rap superstar Melle Mel, Dave Coulier and Boy Meets World star Danielle Fishel! Joey NOX and Sean Aries have both given up a month's worth of salary to win the rights to do commentary for this match.
Smothers And Aries at the 2012 Arizona Winter War Games Jobing.com Arena Glendale, Arizona Jan 5th, 2011 10 PM Eastern Start Time
War Games Main Event Alliance To End Seanamania- Tracy Smothers, Glenn Gilberti, New Jacq, Vladimir Makarov Koslov and a mystery member
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Team Aries- Sean Aries, Alex LeBlanc, Joey NOX, Emily Hart and a mystery member
Co-Main Fatal Fourway Ninja MAGIC vs Johnny Awesome vs Sylvia Wrath vs Canary Kid
25 Minute Time Limit Matt Logan vs Ace Andrews
Special Challenge Match Patrick Slaughter vs Adam Xclusiv
Popcorn Match Josh Phoenix vs Tommy Nova
10 Man Hasbeen Battle Royal David Faustino Scott Baio Danielle Fishel Dave Coulier Melle Mel Plus 5 others!
Takato Kazama vs Malik Logan
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