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The Birds and the Bee-Drill
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Topic Started: Aug 3 2010, 08:12 AM (237 Views)
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The Mask
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Aug 3 2010, 08:12 AM
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[spoiler=Lyrics]So I got this girl in the sex nid-arena Getting ready to put my Poke-flue in between her. First I take it slow bro, you know, play it Tentacool When I Poliwag my Weedle oh how it makes her drool I’m hard as a rock, and this girl seems hooked on onix Cause she puts her Meowth on my Pidgey and takes it like a bong hit Then she’s starting to Machoke, which isn’t very cool I don’t want to risk the Chance, see, of being Tentacruel With the greatest swiftness, I slide off her Kabutop And make her great paras come unleashed and drop She’s seaking to be drilled, while I’m hoping she’s infertile Playing with those jigglypuffs, trying veno-not to Squirtle I Exegcute that foreplay, and now I’m ready to Cubone Trying to finish quickly before her Mr. Mime gets home But she stops before I can start the Manky Panky And Says “Since I had to Staryu, you have to Starmie” So since she did me, I guess I have to Ditto I get down on my knees and pone-eat a Pidgetto Give her a Slowpoke before I dive into that girl And attack her cloyster with a full polywhirl I Lickitung her Lapras, tasting on that Magicarp-et Hoping she’s not Krabby, that’d be gastly and would make my heart sick Yes that Persian rug was clef-hairy, but I didn’t really mind Since I could ring the Victory bell, I was getting some behind Down there for so long, I came up Koffing and Wheezing I got her seel of approval though, cause she’s Growlith-ing and breathing Wanting to gravel her, feeling so sand-shrewd Give her an electabuzz with my spear-oh too I’d tell you her name, but don’t think she’s a whore, see? Not to many get her rapidash, tonight she’s just rhyhorn-y, So I start Rhydon like the Machamp, feel like I could roar Going so hard that I probably made her ivy sore She wanted my Arbok so I gave her gear a dose Going so hard that her Mew almost tauros Inside that butterfree, feeling like a charmelon bucks Constantly Jolteon her from the power of my Psyduck Now I must have gone and jinxed it, somewhere in the equation Cause she started getting drowzee during the copulation I didn’t even notice, I kept going at her Golbat But then something seemed Oddish when she started to snorelax I tried to wake her up, zu-but she was pory-gone And she’d have to be awake before I’d get my flare on. Of course I felt gloom, I thought I had been charming’ her And now I can’t Grime her voltorb or I’ll be harming her My Dewgong can’t Muk, and if he does it’d be rude But this is still better then the time I brought home a Geodude With my pants down and my bell sprouted, I feel I got to doduo So I Maro-walked into the bathroom, and when I leave, what do I view? That my girl’s awake again-gar, which seems kind of farfetched And provoked some Poliwrath at the thought that she fake-slept I asked her what was wrong, does she not like it when I pinsir? And she responded with, “Calm down a second, Spencer. If you think your sex is good, your wrong, if you think your hip, no, The only thing you’re good at is Nintendo.” I love this girl a magneton, and hearing that was wiggly tough. The eevee-ning had started well, but now was turning rough Told her “Wait a parasect, please stay the omanyte, You’re my goldeen girl, and if you leave I magne-might E-raticate my life, cause you are my pharaoh! It’s to early in the night to give me the kabuto!” And she says, “Way back when, when I first took a peek at you. I thought you were kind of cute and that you’d want my mew too. I felt electrodes in the air when I saw you and you saw me But that was before I knew your Diglett was so Dragtini!” I didn’t know the size of my Dodrio mattered, and my god, Here I thought we were like two Caterpies in a Metapod I hope the memories of me haunt her, I hope she never leaves her shellder “I hope you see dra light soon,” I go and I tell her. “I know you think your hot shit, but I’m actually exegg-cuter. I’m the omastar, the Kingler, I can find another suitor. I’m sorry about the time I gave you Wartortles and blisters Or when I suggested a dugtrio with your sister. But if you still want go, I won’t beg like our canine. Golduck with your life, I’m having a Blastoise with mine.” And that night, Misty left me, I felt so vileplume I reckons that dragon night was the beginning of the doom But I guess men are from Magmars women from Venusaur And every thing tangelable, there’s a reason for I learned this the next week, when bad news filled the dragonair My heart got machopped in half like a scyther giving it a tear A phone call from her mother told me a kakuna in her head Had attached to her vulpix, and now Misty was dead. I thought it was a cle-fable that those things were hitmon-lethal I had heard eight or ninetales about gol-them from different people But I still couldn’t believe it, I started weepin, belting out tears Cuts and slashes vaporeonizing all of our years It was like Riach-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres, and she’s gone And I can’t abra kadabra with some magic wand No alacazam and she reappears, I feel like a primeape They could have caught the growth but the Kangascans came back to late I pidgey-ought to have known better, but the news was quite charz-hard My heart felt bulba-sore, was permanently scarred She was my Nidoqueen, I should not have nido-ran I wanted to be her Nidoking, but I felt more like a hitman-chan If I hadn’t nidoran, would she still be with us? Or is my poke-love just to damn venomoth? Insides numb like the artic, you know that feeling A gun ratatta-ed my heart and I’m just waiting for the healing But I don’t regret getting hit with cupid’s arrow-dact-all Relationships are like pokemon, you gotta catch em’ all.[/spoiler]
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 44x Cyanide Champion - Most Amount of Times Held
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Kevin Murphy
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Aug 3 2010, 01:24 PM
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This is hilarious lol.
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"A Three-pronged attack of News regarding PRW and Kevin Murphy is coming to Twitter tomorrow. Stay tuned!"
--Kevin Murphy PRW Production and Training
Summary:
Tweet #1: Murphy has signed with PRW as a producer and trainer. Expects 5 more years in the company. Isn't finished with on-screen roles.
Tweet #2: Member of Murphy's former stable, David Winters, has signed a new contract with PRW after being released shortly after New Year due to budget cuts.
Tweet #3: Kevin Murphy Retirement Tour April - October 2011. Headlining NSSW event on October 31st against former PRW superstar, Michael Laird.
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