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The Not-so Best of Jester Jackal!
Topic Started: Mar 8 2007, 12:47 PM (614 Views)
Caje
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
Yes, it is actually him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXAwtFV8yQ
In this promo, Gizmo Cena says some stuff, then Jester says some stuff. Example of why the Ace Crusher is the worst finishing move in the history of finishing moves, then Jester oversells and jobs out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki8ZtYKBORE
Here, Jester learns why having his dog dress him probably isn't the best idea... you end up on JXW. Note the "horrendous" foot and a half chokeslam drop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9NhDyzmsE
Due to what appears to be an extremely limited roster, another Jester vs Etnie Kane Lesnar. Jester totally jobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXYTHJgHV6c
They've ripped off all new gimmicks! This triple threat is sure to spark some thought in the creative mind... if you can stay awake past the entrances. *starts to wonder if those guys hate Jester as much as we do* Jester wins after much whining in a blooper reel to be aired later. Now me, I'm Scar'd for Life. Bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1bwl0bq_EQ
Too bad being able to do a backflip doesn't make one talented at wrestling. A horrible, horrible rematch. Notice the fans, who look like they've been forced to sit down. Clothes, swanton, ugly preeteen fans... holy sh*t, Jester IS Jeff Hardy!

Yeah... I can't watch this sh*t anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jester+jackal
More there.


UPDATE: IT'S A BONUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYJiW2mYWjU
I came across Frosty. One can only think that eventually, he'll become Frosted Korn Flake. Notice the creepy way Jester feels up and looks at whats-his-face around 3:04.


Also, I'd like to present Frosty with the award for "Most Talented Person in JXW." F*ck knows the short bastard deserves it.

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Chaos the Clown
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JCJ = Justa Crappy Jobber
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The Meaning of bastrad...
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MasterVampireHMH: I just happen to love guzzling semen
MasterVampireHMH: I am a cock juggling thunder cunt

^THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT.
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JCJ = next Teddy Hart with out any talent. Note: Teddy isn't even greatly talented.
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*cough*jesterneedsalife*cough*
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i cant stand to watch this...they had talked about wrestling with OCW(my fed)...i would have to many urges to kill him lol

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Aries
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*bop*
Hey matt, if i enter the ring and do some backflips like Jester, you think i can get a title shot?

I was hating him before all of you nubs (:
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Let's Boogie

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Yea we know. :lol:
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Sniper
Mar 4 2007, 04:29 PM
I like to think I learn something from every thread I visit.  This thread has taught me that Paint can have an abortion.


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CLUE: PRW EDITION; IT WAS RUSS, WITH THE VOLKSWAGON, IN THE PARKING LOT
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Caje
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
Aries
Mar 26 2007, 08:40 PM
Hey matt, if i enter the ring and do some backflips like Jester, you think i can get a title shot?

I was hating him before all of you nubs (:


Backflips?!
Screw title shots, consider yourself champion.

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Pimpdizzle
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Apparently Backflips are like tits.. You flaunt em you gotta job(ber)!
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Mar 27 2007, 12:59 PM
Aries
Mar 26 2007, 08:40 PM
Hey matt, if i enter the ring and do some backflips like Jester, you think i can get a title shot?

I was hating him before all of you nubs (:


Backflips?!
Screw title shots, consider yourself champion.

Hey Aries, if you throw in the Jeff Hardy garb, I'll let you take the helm of PRW for a few months.

Sound good? :lol:
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