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M3: Canadian Deathmatch; Cyanide Championship
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Topic Started: Apr 21 2007, 12:25 PM (739 Views)
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This is a Canadian Deathmatch for the Cyanide Championship between Red Dragon Incognito, Scurvy Dan Firecrotch, "The Professional" Russ Bellinger and "Canadian Violence" Eric Arnold.
To win, one must put their opponent through a table made entirely of hockey sticks, wrapped in barbed wire, and doused in maple syrup. If any of the above are forgotten (meaning, not in the post when described) then the elimination is invalid.
Referee is Dave Durango.
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Retired Co-Founder of Professional RPG Wrestling Undisputed Champion of Internet Wrestling (1) PRW European Champion (1) PRW Cyanide Champion (3) Win-Loss-Draw: 15-7-2
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*The PRW Arena is still cheering from the match that preceeds the Cyanide Championship, and with good reason too, since it will be the last match until Summerfest 2007 for the PRW Women's Championship. The announcers, Josh Brunswick and Doug Smith, are still commenting on said match as the arena crew begins setting up for one of the most devastating matches in PRW History: The Canadian Deathmatch. To take the crowd's mind off the crew, the PRWTron lights up and begins showing a video. The house lights dim, and the booming voice of Josh Brunswick is heard over the loudspeakers, from Tough Love 2006.*
Brunswick: Here we are ladies and gents! The Canadian Deathmatch!
*The screen begins flashing images of the "tables" that are to be used in the match, and Brunswick continues describing the match to the eager crowd.*
Brunswick: This has to be one of the oddest and most disturbing matches I've had to call, Smith. To win, the wrestlers have to be eliminated by being thrown through, and you are hearing this right at home, a table made of hockey sticks, wrapped in barbed wire, and doused in maple syrup. If any of those items are missing from this deadly combination, then the elimination is invalid and does not count!
*The match then switches to a video, highlighted in a reddish hue, of "The Master of the Moment of Truth" Owen Slade slamming Mimic through a table with his finisher, The Moment of Truth. The video slows down to show the powerful impact of the move, and it closes in on Mimic who is writhing in pain as he rolls off the barbed wire and wooden mess. He tries to wipe his hair out of his face but then realizes that his hand is covered in syrup and then hair sticks up, much to the live crowd's enjoyment. The camera then cuts to Slade being slammed in the face by the now deceased Souljah with his finisher, Tearz, and Slade comes crashing through the last table and Souljah is declared the new European Champion via elimination. The crowd begins setting back, thinking the video is over with but just as the match ends, the video cuts back to the images of "The Professional" Russ Bellinger being dragged out by the I.N.S., all the while with a sinister look on his face. The video then goes ahead to the match with Scurvy Dan, which Red Dragon Incognito interrupts and steals the PRW Cyanide Championship from Russ, who lies in the ring after recieving a devastating Draketail. The video then shows the events after the match, in which Captain Scurvy Dan Firecrotch wins the Cyanide Championship from Red Dragon Incognito after beating him senseless in his own locker room. Following that clip, another shows of the end of the European Championship Shot Ladder Match between Scurvy Dan and the Undisputed Champion of Internet Wrestling, Art "Heavy Metal Hero" McLellan, where everyone involved in the Canadian Deathmatch, here at Apocalypse, gets into a huge brawl and in the end Red Dragon Incognito once again comes out on top with the Cyanide Championship. The video closes with images of the faces of Russ Bellinger, Eric Arnold, Scurvy Dan, and the Cyanide Champion Red Dragon Incognito, and then follows with the words "Canadian Deathmatch" in bold letters.*
Brunswick: That pretty much explained what the Canadian Deathmatch is, folks! Having seen this only once before, I can guarentee this is going to be a brutal match and quite possibly the best match in the entire night!
Smith: I wouldn't say the best of the entire night but definitely a good match regardless, Brunny. I have to hand it to "The Professional," when he wanted a match that causes devestation and creating the most uncomfortable combination of pain, puncture wounds, and stickyness, he hit the preverbial nail on the head. The last time this match was used, at Tough Love last year, we saw the crowning of the deceased Souljah for his first and only reign as PRW European Champion.
Brunswick: That was also the time when Russ Bellinger "waged war" on the United States with Canada, correct?
Smith: Yeah, but that didn't get very far. Of course, the valiant efforts of the local National Guard barred The Professional's private army from taking over any additional territory and managed to push him back into that scum hole, rat infested neighbor to the north, Canada. I'm surprised that the U.S. Government still lets him wrestle here, Brunny.
Brunswick: As am I, Doug. As am I.
*Following Brunswick's last comment, the house lights once again dim and the all familiar red and white lights begin flickering at a violent rate, until the sides of the PRWTron explode with a red and white pyro flash as "Rebirth" by Diecast begins playing over the loudspeakers.*
Brunswick: Speak of the devil. I'll give him this much, he knows how to book some insane matches, but as far as his personality goes, I don't like him any more than I like his croonies, Caje and Nightmare. All three of them make me sick.
Smith: Yeah, but either way you look at it without those three I wouldn't have a job, you wouldn't have a job, and we wouldn't have a line of interns looking for a job now would we?
Brunswick: When you say it like that, it almost makes me want to like them...and yet, I still don't.
*Slowly, red and white pyro begins raining down from the very top of the PRWTron, and it becomes very quiet in the arena until "The Professional" Russ Bellinger steps through the pyro and the crowd, surprisingly doesn't blow everyone away with booing. The camera gets a closeup of The Professional, to show that he is not acting like his usual self. Also, to the untrained eye, one can notice a change up in the former Undisputed Champion's attire. Rather than his trademark khaki pants that he wears everywhere, he instead has a pair of navy blue jeans on, a black shirt with the PRW logo across it, his usual black leather jacket and sunglasses, no baseball cap, and he isn't clean shaven as he usually is but rather a full on beard with matching goatee. He doesn't show his cockyness as preusual either, and seems to be completely focused on one thing: That thing being winning the match and coming out with the least amount of injuries as possible. The Professional just returned from an injury and really doesn't like the idea of loosing more ring time due to a fracture or break.*
Brunswick: Is it just me or is there something different about him tonight, Doug?
Smith: You noticed it too, huh? He doesn't seem anything like himself. By now he would've been thrusting his pelvic area at female fans and calling us all filthy, retarded, and worthless trailer trash...not that I'm complaining, but this is quite sudden for him.
Brunswick: Maybe he's turned over a new leaf? Is that possible?
Smith: Hell, in PRW, anything's possible Brunny...
Bob Sagat: The following is a Canadian Deathmatch for the Cyanide Championship!
*Smith and Brunswick trail off, still boggled by the sudden change in The Professional's attitude, as he himself still stands at the top of the ramp, awaiting for the right moment and the silence in his theme song. Once it finally arrives (at 00:32), the former champion stands in silence before jumping into the air and coming back down with an explosion of red and white pyro behind him as the song gets heavier and continues on.*
Bob Sagat: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 240 pounds, the CEO of Professional RPG Wrestling, former Undisputed, European, and 4 time Cyanide Champion...hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada..."The Professional" Russ Bellinger!
*Russ begins his slow decent from the rampway to the ring, as a smaller amount of booing comes at him. Surprisingly enough, he doesn't seem to notice and pays no attention to it whatsoever which is completely unlike him. Usually, Bellinger would play off the crowd's feelings and reactions and use them to his advantage, but as previously stated, he definitely is not himself and everyone in the arena knows it. He gets to the end of the rampway, turns to the left, and climbs the staircase to the ring. Climbing into the ropes, he walks over to the opposite side of the ring, not stopping to taunt the crowd in his usual manner, and calls for a microphone.*
Brunswick: Maybe we'll get an answer to the sudden change in attitude from Bellinger, Doug.
Smith: Maybe...
*When Russ receives the microphone from the nearby techie the camera gives a larger view of the perimeter of the ring, surrounded by the items necessary for the Canadian Deathmatch to take place. Boxes containing hockey sticks, spools of barbed wire, and bottles of Mrs. Buttersworth (the official sponsor of the match), literally coat the outside of the ring, and Russ looks at them all and smiles slightly before bringing the microphone up to his mouth in a silent, yet still a small hint of animosity floats through the dense air in the arena as he begins speaking.*
Russ: A little more than a year ago, I was in this very ring, this very match, fighting for my crowning moment. To reclaim the very championship I brought to life in PRW, other than the Net Championship, MY European Championship. If it wasn’t Owen Slade, I would’ve had it…it would’ve been mine…I would’ve been European Champion one…more…time.
*The crowd seems puzzled by this moment of reflection of something that, in the grand scheme of things to the normal PRW Fan, really wasn’t that big of a deal in comparison to The Professional’s overall career. Russ paces in the ring, slowly, and continues to talk.*
Russ:…and here I am again, in front of you all. You all, who come to see me and the rest of the roster every night regardless of how many names we call you, how much we put you down, or how much we spit on your upbringings and your livelihoods. Oh how simple it must be to come and sit in those chairs with your PRW Memorabilia and your expensive soft drinks and watch us beat the hell out of eachother…for what? For money, for nororiety, and most of all…for fame and fortune…
Brunswick: What is he getting at? Is there a point to this speech, or is he loosing it?
Smith: I have no idea, Brunny.
Russ: “What the hell am I doing?” That’s what I ask myself every time I walk out of that doorway into this ring. “This isn’t who I am, so why am I acting this way? Is it because it’s what I’m known as? Or maybe, because it’s who I think I should be…no wait,” but no more. No more of this false sense of anger and hatred towards the very people who come and watch my, MY, wrestling program. The ones who cheered for me when I defeated Assassin and clutched my newly won Undisputed Championship tightly to my chest and nearly burst with excitement and enthusiasm. I just have one question…ARE YOU READY, FOR THE MOST GRUELING, PAINFUL, AND BLOODY MATCH OF YOUR ENTIRE LIVES? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT THE MASTER AT HIS OWN GAME? ARE…YOU…REAAAADAAAAAAY?!
*At this point, the once angered crowd is now actually cheering (loudly, might I add) as they call out for the other combatants. Captain Scurvy Dan is the one who is called for the most, and now it seems that Russ is clearly happier and looks to be more relaxed.*
Brunswick: It seems that the once proud Canadian is almost denouncing his own upbringing! I can’t imagine why the sudden change is occurring, but the crowd definitely isn’t complaining!
Smith: I think the crowd is more than ready for this match to happen, and with The Professional’s new boost of confidence, it seems almost assured that this is a match-up for the history books, Brunny. A former Undisputed Champion, a former European Champion, and 2 former Cyanide Champions all stepping into the ring to fight the good fight in a most definitely bizarre and twisted pipe dream that only one like the forementioned description could formulate…the very man in the center of the ring. Let’s get this damn match on the road!
*Russ drops the microphone in the center of the ring, as the fans cheer loudly for the participants. Russ takes off his leather jacket and throws it to a nearby techie, tosses him the microphone, and rests in his corner when suddenly…*
TBC: Next person to enter
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Apr 23 2007, 01:47 AM
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Indifferent to Suffering begins blaring over the PA as Canadian Violence makes his way out onto the ramp as a mix of red and white lights strobe all throughout the arena.
Bob Saget: And making his way to the ring, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada... weighing in at 235 pounds... "Canadian Violence"... ERIC.. ARNOLD!
Brunswick: And what a whirlwind last few nights Eric Arnold has had! He won the Cyanide Championship in his, I guess you could call it a debut segment, only to lose it to Red Dragon Incognito after a fight broke out between all of the superstars involved with this match.
Smith: The fans don't seem to be taking kindly to him.
Smith's statement is enforced by the booing going on between the people that have actually noticed he's entering. Arnold climbs up the steps, looking at Russ. Russ looks on carelessly as CV climbs through the ropes and finds an unoccupied corner. His music stops, and he sits in the corner, waiting for his other opponents.
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Apr 23 2007, 08:53 PM
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GAR, WHERE BE THE BOOTY?
(A thunderous roar, followed by "Monkey Knife Fight" by Sunken Chest blaring over the loudspeakers, proclaims that PRW's Only Pirate is now making his way to the ring. Everyone in the arena turns to the massive screen where a clip of Captain Scurvy Dan, reading a story to a bunch of kids and then he busts out screaming "We're going down to the MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!" and he slashes with his sword, narrowly missing a small child. The good captain is now wearing a noticable bandage on his left arm from the brutal beatdown he and the other three members of this match recieved in the aftermath of his match in which he won a title shot for the European Championship at the next pay per view.)
"...and here comes the recently successful newcomer in PRW, Doug! The good Captain's really been racking up quite a score here, and from what we've gathered on him this is his first venture in the wrestling world. Quite impressive for someone so new to the business, I must say."
"I'd be lying if I didn't agree with you, Brunswick, but we'll see how the pirate fares in the match against these three powerhouses. "The Professional," though he seems to be doing some deep soul searching as of late, has turned the tables on a once lopsided match of three evils versus one good, but now that they're on a somewhat level playing field this could prove to be interesting. Not to mention, all of the participants are former or current champions of some orientation. A former Undisputed Champion, a former European Champion, and two former Cyanide Champions...this proves to be quite a match indeed, Josh."
"Now all we need is Red Dragon Incognito to enter the match, and we can finally get this underway!"
(Captain Scurvy Dan enters the ring to a thunderous applause by the crowd, obviously digging his new pirate knickers he got from ScurvyMart, your local pirating wearhouse located in various locations all around the continental United States of America. The good Captain might not like Captialism as much as he enjoys a good piliage, but he does know the old addage of "dressing for success," and that is exactly what he plans to do as he grabs hold of a lone hockey stick and waits in his corner for the Cyanide Champion to make his appearance.)
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Apr 23 2007, 10:14 PM
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OOC: Guys, today has not been my day, let's just get this underway.
RDI runs out through the crowd and cracks Russ with a chair as the crowd boos and the bell rings.
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- MATTHEW,May 28 2012
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I'm an elitist, pompous, arrogant, twat that acts like such a tough guy on message boards because I'm a giant pussy in real life. Truth is, I'm a huge fag and the fact that I wrote a long post comes from my deep-seeded desire to to shove as many cocks into any oriface I have.
I'm an asshole and nobody likes me, so I cry myself to sleep at night because strangers on a message board don't get my depth of character, so rather than improve my attitude, I just pretend to be House and act like I don't care.
I still wet the bed and my parents love me but I ignore them so I can seem tortured soul and feign misery so people will be sympathetic when in fact I'm just a miserable douche. [/center]
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Apr 24 2007, 08:38 PM
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OOC: I'll assume we'll go in order of entrance until the match is over, so me, Arnold, Scurvy, and Incognito then.
*The chair smacks hard across the back of The Professional, as he quickly hits the mat. Scurvy Dan comes full throttle out of his corner and tackles the Cyanide Champion before he has the chance to deliver another blow with the steel chair as Russ slowly gets to his feet, only to fall victim to a loud crack as a hockey stick is broken over his head by "Canadian Violence" Eric Arnold. Arnold, after attacking, lifts up Russ by his hair, but is delivered a few swift punches to the gut and a nicely placed Discus Punch, knocking the Canadian hard to the mat.*
Brunswick: Early on in the match it seems that The Professional has one purpose, and that is to come out on top in this match. He, though he is the creator of it, hasn't won this match and a win tonight in his mind I'm sure would make all things right in his world.
Smith: Yeah, but that still doesn't explain that strange speech we recieved tonight before the match was underway. Bellinger isn't his usual cocky self, and is acting much like he did when he was Undisputed Champion which was definitely his pinnacle of his prestigeous career. The best matches, the best feuds, and the best fan approval rating came out of that time, and I dare say we may be seeing that side of The Professional yet again, Brunny.
*Back in the ring, Scurvy Dan is laying into the Cyanide Champion who is now backed into the corner and is receiving blow after blow from the burly pirate until Red Dragon Incognito gains the upperhand in the form of a reversal to a hammerlock, bringing the pirate down to the mat. Russ, on the other hand, is having a ball with Eric Arnold as he throws him around the ring until Arnold returns from a trip to the ropes with a clothesline, which sends The Professional to the mat.*
Brunswick: Ouch that was quite a blow from "Canadian Violence" Eric Arnold, Doug.
Doug: You know I really like his style, Brunny. He's big, he's mean, and he's patriotic. Not to mention we have not one, not two, but three...yes, three Canadians in the ring tonight all competing for the Cyanide gold. Scurvy Dan, as he claims, is of Anglo-Saxon decent but that hasn't been proven yet so for all we know he might be Canadian as well!
Brunswick:...and what better way for them to rock the PRW Arena in Japan, with a showing of their pride in their country and...well, the match has maple syrup right?
*Russ is once again lifted up by his hair and is given a left shot to his stomach before being set up by Eric Arnold for a suplex of some kind. Once Russ is semi-lifted into the air, he breaks Arnold's hold on him and applies a Canadian Scar to Arnold, who hits the mat head first and is wrenched by the hold until Incognito breaks up the hold with another shot from his trusty steel chair, which nails Russ in the back of the head. Incognito turns around to taunt the crowd only to be met by a huge boot from Scurvy Dan, who appeals to the crowd as the Cyanide Champion hits the mat hard.*
Brunswick: Surprise after surprise, Doug! Captain Scurvy Dan gets the last laugh in that chain of events, I must say!
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Apr 24 2007, 11:56 PM
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Scurvy Dan has little time to celebrate his upper hand, however, as Canadian Violence hits a chop block that knocks him over backward. CV gets up off the mat after a moment and begins going to work on the leg of Dan that he just hit. While he does, RDI and Professional begin getting up. They start to exchange blows as CV locks in a half crab, further working on Dan's leg. The fans begin to get behind Eric's ring psychology.
Brunswick - That's the amazing thing about these Cyanide matches, a guy who the fans hate can get the crowd behind him in a second.
Smith - That's right, it's not about what you've done in the past. It's not about what you're going to do tomorrow. It's about here and now, and this is proving to be a good match so far.
Brunswick - I can't help but agree.
After about a minute, CV lets go of the hold, just in time to catch a dropkick from the Professional, who'd just downed RDI with a DDT. Professional slides out of the ring and reaches under the apron. He grabs a brown bottle and returns to the inner ring as Scurvy Dan rolls out. Russ opens the bottle and tips it over. What appears to be maple syrup pours out. Russ alternates the position of the bottle, first over Canadian Violence, then over Red Dragon Incognito. Both men flail around, trying to avoid the syrup shower. Eventually they decide to fight it. The camera cuts to Scurvy Dan, who's outside constructing Canadian Deathmatch tables. He already has one made, and is moving on to the second. He finishes all of it but the legs, and sets it so that it's resting on the ring and security barrier, suspended a few feet above the arena floor. Back in the ring, CV and RDI have managed to get the upper hand on Russ, and are taking turns stomping him. After three or four, RDI nails Canadian Violence with what starts off as a spinning heel kick. However, RDI manages to clip the head and nails a hurricanrana to boot. RDI turns around to a kick in the stomach from Scurvy Dan. Dan grabs Incognito into an early suplex position, but doesn't lift into it. Instead, he jumps backward and bounces off of the ropes. Scurvy Dan swings himself sideways, which swings Red Dragon Incognito sideways. Both men land on the mat.
Brunswick - Firecrotch with what I can only describe as a springboard spinning neckbreacker!
Smith - That's his Canadian roots going to work.
Brunswick - Canadian roots?
Smith - I was looking on an ancestry website, and it says that Firecrotch is the great great great great great grandson of Joseph Baker, and get this.. Baker was a pirate from Canada!
Brunswick - Oh God, four Canadians? This is turning out to be quite the matchup. Unorthodox moves, unorthodox styles... unorthodox men, and only here in PRW.
Dan gets up, only to recieve a side effect from Bellinger. Bellinger gets up and begins exchanging fists with Canadian Violence. Russ bats him to the ropes, and then clotheslines him over. CV goes backward, but lands on his feet atop Scurvy Dan's CDM table. Russ lands on his feet on the arena floor. Suddenly, Russ notices something. He looks in disgust toward Canadian Violence's feet.
Russ - What the hell is this?!
CV gets off of the table with an inquisitive look on his face, and notices what Russ has been looking at. He too obtains a look of disgust. The camera zooms in on one of the hockey sticks, which reads "MADE IN TAIWAN." Russ and CV unwrap the sticks and toss them to the side, passing one or two of the five into the crowd. They search under the ring until they find a few more sticks. They pull out a bundle of them, which as the camera indicates, all read "MADE IN CANADA." Satisfied, they cover the sticks in syrup and wrap them in the barbwire from the previous table. Russ instructs Eric to put the table back. As he does this, Russ gets behind him and bends over. When CV finishes putting the table in place, he gets cracked across the back with one of the Thai hockey sticks by a smiling Bellinger. The cheap wood snaps in half and Canadian Violence falls to his knees, his arms on the table being the only thing keeping him out of a laying position.
Smith - Now THAT is classic Professional.
The camera cuts back into the ring, where Red Dragon Incognito ducks a clothesline from Scurvy Dan and hits him with a side-Russian legsweep.
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Apr 25 2007, 08:38 PM
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(The good Captain hits the mat on his head mostly, via Red Dragon Incognito's Side Russian Leg Sweep, and begins recieving a few kicks to his midsection before running to the ropes as Scurvy Dan begins climbing to his feet. Incognito returns with a nicely timed attempt at a Shining Wizard, but instead is delivered a very powerful clothesline hitting the Cyanide Champion so hard he nearly backflips, but doesn't quite make the whole flip and lands on the back of his head.)
"My god, what power from the Captain! He couldn't have timed that one any better, right when Incognito thought he had Scurvy Dan where he wanted him."
"No kidding, Josh, but don't be surprised if the Cyanide Champion comes back with a few moves of his own. That Draketail is quite devestating and should anyone fall prey to that move it's going to be lights out for them, along with the match."
(Captain Scurvy Dan, now with the upper hand, ducks out of the ring and reaches for a lone hockey stick on the side of the ring closest to the rampway, only to be surprised by a revitalized Eric Arnold, who managed to beat down Bellinger long enough to get away, and gets nailed in the back with a hockey stick of his own, knocking the good Captain down for a moment. Arnold turns to the ring to fall victim of a Springboard Moonsault from Red Dragon Incognito, who hits Arnold with so much force that he falls and then rolls back a few feet. Red Dragon Incognito was damaged a bit by the jump, but regardless, gets to his feet and continues his onslaught to the Canadian Supremesist.)
"Red Dragon Incognito definitely got quite a roar from the crowd with that move, Doug. The thing is though, I think he might have damaged himself as much if not more than the damage he did to Eric Arnold."
"Don't be too sure, Josh. Both men knew what they were up against when this match started, and I'm sure they're more than prepared for the damage to come. Look, no blood yet, though I'm sure it'll be flowing once one of the participants finds a way to use the quote, unquote, tables against their opponents effectivly."
(Effectivly is right, as Scurvy Dan is now literally stalking a now staggering Professional, who seemed to be taken out by Eric Arnold's quick takedown to get away from the former Undisputed Champion. When he does finally turn around, The Professional is charged at by the good Captain and an attempt at a running knee lift is made, but the Professional manages to dodge the attack and supplement it with a nicely placed high kick to the face of the Captain, which recieves a loud pop from the crowd due to the move's difficulty, but does not manage to take the large swashbuckler down, and the Captain capitalizes on the moment and lifts up Bellinger to where he is about to toss him through the nearby table.)
"This could be it for The Professional, Doug! The Captain has him right where he wants him!"
(But before the good Captain can initiate his throw, a rogue baseball slide from within the ring is thrust into his side by Eric Arnold, who then lifts up Scurvy Dan by himself and attempts to throw the 265 pound pirate into the table, but is thwarted yet again by Red Dragon Incognito who comes from nowhere with a hockey stick and slashed it across the back of Eric Arnold. Captain Scurvy Dan, who was planning on reversing the irish whip into the table, uses the momentum already gained and delivers a hard boot to the face of Red Dragon Incognito, spins around again, and whips the "Canadian Violence" into the low sitting table, hoping that he will find a way to crash through it and become eliminated.)
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Apr 26 2007, 07:12 PM
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*Canadian Violence goes through the painfully syrupy table.*
The match continues.
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Apr 26 2007, 09:07 PM
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Scurvy Dan turns to Incognito and grabs him by the back of the head. Russ Bellinger takes an opportunity to crack the pirate with another hockey stick from Taiwan. It shatters and he rolls Scurvy Dan into the ring.
Smith: SWERVE~!
Red Dragon Incognito begins to stand up, and he starts assembling a rushed Canadian table with a few random hockey sticks and not much syrup. Russ Bellinger hits Scurvy Dan Firecrotch with a suplex in the ring, then runs off the ropes and nails a lionsault.
Incognito slides his poorly made table into the ring, using practically an entire spool of barbed wire to hold together five hockey sticks with only the remnants of a bottle of maple syrup. Russ Bellinger grabs a chair off the mat and smahes it over Scurvy Dan Firecrotch's head, knocking him nearly out cold! Incognito sets up his legless table in the corner.
Brunswick: What a chair shot!
Russ Bellinger turns around and gets hit with a hurricanrana from Red Dragon Incognito! Both men get up and Incognito hits Russ with a knee lift as he tries to take back control. Red Dragon Incognito whips Russ into the table in the corner as Scurvy Dan Firecrotch gets up! Scurvy Dan runs for Russ and tries for a spear, but Russ moves at the last second and Scurvy Dan gets a faceful of barbed wire as he shatter the weak Canadian table!
Smith: Boom! Strike three!
Brunswick: Since nobody put Scurvy Dan through the table, he's still in the match!
Red Dragon Incognito goes into the corner and grabs both ends of a piece of barbed wire from the table, choking out Captain Scurvy Dan! Scurvy Dan turns a new shade of purple as Red Dragon cranks on the tough metal wire. Out of nowhere, Incognito goes down as Russ nails him in the back with a chair!
Russ waves his hand at the stage, as if he were calling people toward the ring! All of a sudden, Tyler Owens and Graves run out from the back with pre-assembled Canadian tables! The tables are immaculately concieved, with six all-Canadian made hockey sticks wrapped in beautifully patterned barbed wire and absolutely dripping with maple syrup. The crowd goes insane as Graves drops two tables, while Tyler Owens begins setting one of his two up!
Brunswick: The Sons of the Axis have gotten involved!
Smith: And they brought better tables!
Owens gets one table set up as Russ Bellinger continues putting the boots to Red Dragon Incognito. Owens and Graves start running when a ticked off "Canadian Violence" Eric Arnold runs around the ring with two hockey sticks! He grabs Tyler Owens from behind and swings the first stick with one arm, snapping it over Owens' head! Graves turns to fight, but gets the butt end of the second stick to the midsection. With a show of might Eric Arnold picks Graves up and nails a belly to belly suplex onto the hard steel ramp!
Brunswick: Canadian Violence just averted a catastrophe from the Sons of the Axis!
Smith: He just stopped some good clean PRW fun is all!
Graves and Owens retreat as Arnold chases them up the ramp, satisfied with his work. He begins to return to the ring, where Scurvy Dan Firecrotch has just hit Russ with a huge clothesline that sends him out onto the apron! The crowd boos as Red Dragon Incognito nails the Captain from behind with a chair, sending him onto his knees.
Russ Bellinger looks up to see what's going on in the ring, but at Incognito's gaze he puts his head down and looks as unconcious as possible. Incognito rushes Russ, who pulls down the top rope, sending the Red Dragon over! The crowd 'oohs' as Incognito recovers in mid-air and lands on his feet where Tyler Owens set up the Canadian table! Russ Bellinger turns around to see Incognito on the table, but Red Dragon Incognito kicks Russ in the midsection and jumps back, giving Russ a Draketail (finisher) right onto the table! Does it cave?! Is Russ eliminated from his second Canadian Deathmatch?!
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