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M4.5: Pimp Promo
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Topic Started: Apr 21 2007, 12:20 PM (345 Views)
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Apr 21 2007, 12:20 PM
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
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This is a segment for "The Man Formerly Known As" Pimp.
Only he may post, unless he specifies otherwise.
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Retired Co-Founder of Professional RPG Wrestling Undisputed Champion of Internet Wrestling (1) PRW European Champion (1) PRW Cyanide Champion (3) Win-Loss-Draw: 15-7-2
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Pimpdizzle
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Apr 26 2007, 12:20 AM
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The Berserker
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OOC:This would of been up sooner if I had the chance... BTW I need an opponent so if someone could kindly step up that'd be lovely....
PART 1:Video Package... /~A video package begins to play on the PRWtron. It's a highlight real of Pimp's accomplishments. His first two Cyanide wins. His NET title win over Wraith. His Co-Commishinership. His HIC match with Heidi. His other Cyanide title matches... It ends with Pimp on the tron holding the NET title after gis victory. In the background it has "Remeber the Name" by Fort Minor playing.~\
PART 2: LUCKY'S /~Pimp walks in after being quickly disposed of in his match with Owen Slade. He takes a seat at the bar and wipes himself off with his sleeve. Bartender(Marty) pours Pimp a drink and says....~\
Marty:"Hell of a beating boss. Why'd they make you do the J-O-B?"
Pimp:" I don't understand it Marty... I was supposed to come out of that a winner... but I guess they changed their minds..."
Marty:"I dunno my friend.. maybe it's all the Japan work you've been up to. Didn't want them to lose their shareholds to the Japanese?"
Pimp:"I dunno Marty... Just pour me another... I'm gonna think..."
/~Pimp just sits in the corner for the rest of the night debating on what to do. Last call comes round when Pimp realizes what has been bothering him for some months. Chastity and himself had broken things off backstage since Mr. Bucks' supposed death. They we're though kept together due to storyline reasons. When they broke up, Chastity said 'You're a shell of a man Gunnar. For your sake I hope you find your true self.'Now you see, Pimp's life was one of hardship and sacrifice. He lived his gimmick in real life. The only reason though that Pimp decided to be a 'Pimp' was because it got him over when he wrestled in the smaller leagues. It was the thing that stuck when he threw gimmicks at the metaphorical wall of his. Gunnar, which is his birth name, was only used by two people his mother and Chastity. His mother was German and his father from Norway and had named him Gunnar after his Great Grandfather, who fought in the first World War. Gunnar never looked into his history until he became involved in PRW. He'd always wondered what his Grandparents saw in the old countries... It all came out though the next night at Lucky's. Pimp had slept in the VIP room that night. When he awoke, around noon, he was sore but alright just the same. He walks out of the room and gets nailed in the shoulder with a hard right...~\
No Fear:"What's up bro?"
Gunnar:"Not too much. Been trying to get this nasty taste of losing out of my mouth. You?"
No Fear:"Nothing too extreme, just trying to live my life to the fullest."
Seb:"Yeah... To the fullest pint he can get his hands on..."
*Insert sitcom applause and laughter here, Sebastian waving to the camera*
Pimp:"Good God! They still let you out! Jeez Sebby, thought you'd never come back...."
Seb:"Yeah right, you think the ring doesn't call out? I'm addicted to it... I can't get that rush anywhere else."
No Fear:"Or that sexyness you got when you were in proxy of yours truly and Pimp over there..."
Pimp:"I hear ya Seb, I can't get away from that squared circle."
/~The rest of the day is spent catching up and reminiscing wth both of them. When the night rolls in, so does the Charleston Mob and Marcus Falco. The conversation proceeds to religion...~\
Pimp:"So yeah, speaking of Jesus, lately I've been wondering why I still go to church on Sundays."
No Fear:"You?! Church?! No way..."
Assassin:"Fo' Real Brotha' Didn't know you were a holy man...
Seb:"Please dude, you're probably just going out of habit or something..."
Pimp:"You really think so man? I mean it seems like the priest says the same damn thing every week."
No Fear:"I guess, if your religion isn't speaking to your beliefs then you're wasting time."
Pimp:"Very true."
No Fear:"Besides, when we tour on the west coast it's annoying cause well... I wanna watch my football goddammit!"
*Group laughs*
/~The group proceeds to get more drunken and rowdy before turning in for the night. Pimp and Marty stay behind and talk a little more~\
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Pimpdizzle
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Apr 26 2007, 02:02 PM
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Marty:" Ya' know, some of the sh*t you said tonight struck a chord in me..."
Pimp:" I know. I mean am I not spiritually inclined if I don't go to church every freakin' sunday. I don't need a priest to be my middle man. Ya know. I didn't say a lot there, cause I thought that well... the guys just wouldn't get what I'm saying. "
Marty:"Oi' I'm an open soul and you pay my bills so I might as well sit and hear you out."
Pimp:"Ok, so what do you think I mean when I say 'God Is Dead'?"
Marty:"That you're either agnostic or atheist."
Pimp:"Well when I say it. that's not what I mean. I believe that there are many gods in this world. Many unexplained phenomenon that occur all over the universe. When I say 'God is Dead' I mean 'If we are able to raise ourselves up from our herd mentality and become a leader, we become God-like. Therefore we equate God to Human which all major religions are opposed to. Judaism, Islam, and Christianity make suffering a virtue. Patience, Tolerance, and servitude to a higher power are valued so highly by these religions. What most believers don't get is that these religions are designed to keep the masses inline and in check by making them feel guilty Which in turn to thinking that they are dirty. Christianity in particular is horrendous be centering then beliefs around a Jewish man who died 2000 years ago proclaiming to be the 'son of God' and demanding that you drink his blood and eat his body. All in the name of salvation..."
Marty:"Well when you put it that way, it makes it sound like Jesus is crazy and Satanic..."
Pimp:"Not exactly. You say like it's a bad thing. You have to realize good and evil are not equal to good and bad. It's just two sides of a coin. Remember 'Good' is not always 'Good'. This is why you could argue the anti-hero characters exist. The Misunderstood or the Tweeners you see in PRW. Now what I'm coming to understand in my studies is that there are things in cultures that are admirable that common religions don't emphasize enough or, For Example, if we sacrifice ourselves to our cause and believe in ourselves as much as we do ourselves then we can achieve or full potential."
Marty:"Do you mean like those guys in Israel that blow themselves up in the name of Allah?"
Pimp:"No. That's doing something in the name of something else. That's putting the responsibility on a 'higher' power, therefore washing their hands of their actions. When in fact, all you are doing is killing innocents. By the way, before I continue, may I point out that when people say 'Well it's God's hands now' when liek someone finds out that they have like cancer and does nothing to help themselves., just letting the 'higher' power do their work. So what if this person dies? Well the family will blame it on a lack of faith and say 'God willed it so' so therefore they can go to sleep at night with a clean conscious. I mean c'mon now, when is the last time you heard a coroner's report give 'Cause Jesus Said So' as a cause of death? I mean it's preposterous."
Marty:"This may be true, but what do you suggest we do instead?"
Pimp:"I dunno Marty. That's why I didn't bring it up[. I know on to something here... Im not sure what though"
/~After their talk finishes up, Pimp tips Marty with a C-note and he heads out for a stroll. A few blocks down, 3 guys in black jump Gunnar. He tries to resist, but it's hard to resist the state of unconsciousness when your hit in the head with a potted plant. The 3 men throw Gunnar in the back of their van. They drive for hours on end. When it stops the men strip Gunnar to the boxers. They tie him up on a bluff on a tree and leave him there. Jokingly, one of them find the button on the man formerly known as Pimp's cane that releases a blade and smile with glee. They stab Pimp in his side and he hangs there...~\
PART 3: IN THE RING APOCALYPSE 2007
/~ "Funeral Bell" By Black Label Society plays as Pimp rolls into Tokyo with his chopper. The fan reaction is huge due to the fact that he had been working there in his off time with PRW. ~\
Brunswick:"I feel things are changing for Pimp... or should I say Gunnar? "
Smith:"He's on a upward swing."
/~Pimp gets into the ring and steps up to the mic.~\
Pimp:"Now you have seen what has brought me to this point. You've seen my abduction and hanging. Now you shall see my Rapture back into this squared circle. My wound represents the price I had to pay to get here today. This wound, much like the one the Allfather received on the tree of life. He is the one that inspires me on a daily basis to become better and overcome everything. Now whoever comes out of that locker room better believe that I am willing to sacrifice everything to myself and to the fans! I DEDICATE THIS NEXT MATCH AND ALL MATCHES HERE IN THIS RING TO ODIN. I HOPE THAT THIS BLOOD THAT WE ALL SACRIFICE WILL BE SUFFICIENT TO HELP THE WARRIORS IN VALHALLA!
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Apr 26 2007, 04:03 PM
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As the upbeat guitar riff of "Jerk it Out" by Ceasers Palace plays, the arena lights slowly fade, till it goes completely dark. The moment the drums are smashed, green pyros shoot out from the top of the entrance ramp. Once the music kicks in again, the lights suddenly burst to life again. While the lyrics begin, green smoke fills the entrance ramp, and images of Mask performing his signature Hit It and Hollywood Plunge fills the screen. Mask then appears and parades to the ring, giving high fives and taunting the crowd. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and prances around the ring. He then looks back to the entrance ramp, and points towards it. As he does, green pyros explode from either side of the TitanTron. He then continues to pose in the ring, till the music fades out.
Mask: HA! Hello JAPAN!!!*Cheap Pop* Good to see that the Japan scene is still going strong. Anyway, The man formerly known as Pimp, Gunner. I heard about your open challenge and I accept your open challenge. So lets make this one helluva fight for these ans out here tonight
The Mask throws away his mic as he takes off his hat and jacket
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 44x Cyanide Champion - Most Amount of Times Held
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Caje
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Apr 26 2007, 04:18 PM
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
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OOC: Continue this in the match thread, please.
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