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Everybody knows...; shit happens
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Topic Started: Nov 28 2006, 02:20 PM (160 Views)
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Jake Burkin
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Nov 28 2006, 02:20 PM
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Everybody knows…Shit Happens:
Taoism: If you understand shit, it isn’t shit. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Confucianism: Confucius say “Shit happens” Buddhism: Shit will happen to you again. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Sikhism: Leave our shit alone! Jehova’s Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens. Atheism: I don’t believe this shit! Agnosticism: Can you prove that shit happens? Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Shit happens, amen to that. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Orthodox Judaism: So shit happens, already. Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you. Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this shit Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama Nation of Islam: Don’t take no shit New Age: Visualize shit happening Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors Hedonism: I love it when shit happens Satanism: sneppah tihs Capitalism: This is MY shit!! Feminism: Men are shit Existentialism: What is shit, anyway? Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137 Mormonism: Excrement happens. (don’t say shit) Baptism: We will wash the shit right off you. Mysticism: This is really weird shit. Voodoo: Shit happens because we made it happen. Disneyism: Bad shit doesn’t happen here. Communism: Lets share this shit. Marxism: You have nothing to lose but your shit. Conspiracy theorist: THEY shit on us! Psycho-analyst: Tell me about your shit Darwinism: Survival of the Shittiest Amish: Modern shit is useless Suicidal: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!! Optimism: Shit won’t happen to me! Trekism: To boldly shit where no one has shit before. Shakespearean: To shit or not to shit, that is the question. Descartes: I shit, therefore I am. Freud: Shit is a phallic symbol. Lawyers: For enough money, I can get you out of shit. Acupuncturist: Hold still or this will hurt like shit. Dog: I just shit in your shoe. Cat: Dogs are shit. Mouse: OH SHIT! A CAT!! Politically Correct: Internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens. Einstein: Shit is relative. Family Gathering: Relatives are shit. Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins. Vegetarianism: If it happens to shit, don’t eat it. Fatalism: Oh shit, its going to happen. Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable Americanism: Who gives a shit? Statistician: Shit is 84.7% likely to happen. Hip-Hop: Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch! Tantrism: FUCK THIS SHIT!!! Cynicism: We are all full of shit. Surrealism: Fish happens. Wicca: You can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times.
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- Sniper
- Mar 4 2007, 04:29 PM
I like to think I learn something from every thread I visit. This thread has taught me that Paint can have an abortion.
- Aries
- May 31 2010 12:08 PM
CLUE: PRW EDITION; IT WAS RUSS, WITH THE VOLKSWAGON, IN THE PARKING LOT
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