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Everybody knows...; shit happens
Topic Started: Nov 28 2006, 02:20 PM (160 Views)
Jake Burkin
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Everybody knows…Shit Happens:

Taoism: If you understand shit, it isn’t shit.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say “Shit happens”
Buddhism: Shit will happen to you again.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Sikhism: Leave our shit alone!
Jehova’s Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: I don’t believe this shit!
Agnosticism: Can you prove that shit happens?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Shit happens, amen to that.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Orthodox Judaism: So shit happens, already.
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this shit
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama
Nation of Islam: Don’t take no shit
New Age: Visualize shit happening
Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors
Hedonism: I love it when shit happens
Satanism: sneppah tihs
Capitalism: This is MY shit!!
Feminism: Men are shit
Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137
Mormonism: Excrement happens. (don’t say shit)
Baptism: We will wash the shit right off you.
Mysticism: This is really weird shit.
Voodoo: Shit happens because we made it happen.
Disneyism: Bad shit doesn’t happen here.
Communism: Lets share this shit.
Marxism: You have nothing to lose but your shit.
Conspiracy theorist: THEY shit on us!
Psycho-analyst: Tell me about your shit
Darwinism: Survival of the Shittiest
Amish: Modern shit is useless
Suicidal: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!
Optimism: Shit won’t happen to me!
Trekism: To boldly shit where no one has shit before.
Shakespearean: To shit or not to shit, that is the question.
Descartes: I shit, therefore I am.
Freud: Shit is a phallic symbol.
Lawyers: For enough money, I can get you out of shit.
Acupuncturist: Hold still or this will hurt like shit.
Dog: I just shit in your shoe.
Cat: Dogs are shit.
Mouse: OH SHIT! A CAT!!
Politically Correct: Internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens.
Einstein: Shit is relative.
Family Gathering: Relatives are shit.
Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
Vegetarianism: If it happens to shit, don’t eat it.
Fatalism: Oh shit, its going to happen.
Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable
Americanism: Who gives a shit?
Statistician: Shit is 84.7% likely to happen.
Hip-Hop: Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!
Tantrism: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!
Cynicism: We are all full of shit.
Surrealism: Fish happens.
Wicca: You can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times.
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Mar 4 2007, 04:29 PM
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May 31 2010 12:08 PM
CLUE: PRW EDITION; IT WAS RUSS, WITH THE VOLKSWAGON, IN THE PARKING LOT
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