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M13.5: Roberts' Attacker Comes Forth!
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Topic Started: Jul 23 2006, 03:10 PM (952 Views)
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Caje
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Jul 23 2006, 03:10 PM
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
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This is for whomever ran down Roberts, and will not be opened until the last day of the show.
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Professional
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Aug 1 2006, 07:51 PM
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
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*The camera pans in on the announcer table as Vinchenzo and Brunswick are sitting down, commenting on the final match of the night, and the surprise ending which involved AtaXia teaming up and attacking Vigilante as The Professional retained.*
Brunswick: I'm still in shock about the night, Vinny. I mean look at what's happened so far! We've had new champions come up, and the first person to hold the Tag Team Championships at once! NC-17 has officially broken up, and Matt Caje went on a rampage almost critically damaging the CEO of PRW, Mr. Bucks! Commissioner Amazon has been taken hostage by a group of masked men, and now this. "The Professional", Russ Bellinger and Nightmare, two men that make up the team AtaXia, attacked Vigilante tonight in his title match against Russ for the Undisputed Championship.
Vinchenzo: What a dirty trick that was too. I mean, honestly, what real man can say that he's a champion unless he can stand on his own? Dirty tactics or not, the "so called" champ didn't even finish the match honorably. He used his partner to DQ himself and hold his title. That's just shameful, and everyone knows it. Infact, I don't even believe that he should be Champion anymore, Josh. Vigilante should have won that, bottom line.
Brunswick: At this point, Vinny, I'll agree with you. But still, it makes you think that there must be some alterior motive to explain why AtaXia did what they did...
*Then suddenly, at the end of Brunswick's comment, the PRWTron lights up and plays the following video*
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Vinchenzo and Brunswick: You have got to be kidding me!
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*Just as the video finishes playing, AtaXia's entrance video begins playing as the crowd is in shock. They begin booing very loudly at the sound of it, and people in the arena even begin crying out "why." Russ and Nightmare appear at the entrance way to the arena, and are instantly bombarded with boos from the crowd as they make their way across the stage. They get to the end of the stage, and throw up their trademarked AtaXia Symbol and then a white and red pyro X fires off behind them, as the PRWTron begins raining down red and white pyro (Just like Russ's entrance.) The two walk down the ramp as people that line the barricades boo them loudly and one person manages to catch Russ's attention in the form of a empty soda cup. Russ stops to walk over to the person and slaps him across the face, before continuing down the rampway with a now laughing Nightmare. The two circle the ring on opposite sides, Russ grabbing a microphone, and then they enter into the ring by walking up the stairs. AtaXia climbs the turnbuckle and appeals to the crowd, which only boos louder at them. Russ brings his hands up as if to ask them to boo louder for him, and Nightmare brings one hand up to his ear, saying he cannot hear them. He laughs, just as Russ comes down from the ring post and brings the mic up to his mouth.*
Russ: In the words of a great man named Seth Green...WHAT A TWIST!
*The crowd boos loudly as Russ and Nightmare slap hands together*
Vinchenzo: I can't believe it was them. I'd have expected Caje myself, with the whole feud that went on and all.
Brunswick: Well I suppose Russ still has that side to him, but Nightmare?
Russ: Yes, that's right you ignorant inbred wastes of a condom and 15 minutes of awkwardly bad fluid swapping, it was us...AtaXia...that ran down your precious hero "The One" Chris Roberts!
*The crowd boos once again, as Nightmare takes the microphone from Russ and begins to speak*
Nightmare: Oh, and what a satisfying thud that was when he rolled under that dinky Volkswagen! I can picture it like it was yesterday, Russ. We were pulling out of the parking lot to go get some drinks at Lucky's after Genocide fell through, and then I see him. Chris Roberts. It couldn't have been any better! So I tell you to step on the gas, and then BAM, Chris Roberts is grill meat.
Russ: Yeah, and then the entertaining reports from the hospital about him "recovering." Jeez, we didn't hit him THAT hard.
Nightmare: You backed over him, dude...
Russ:...anyways, continuing on with our wonderful tale. Then to hide my tracks I dedicated the match at Summerfest to him, which was shear brilliance might I add.
*Russ brings the mic and crouches down, and mocks himself when he gave the promo about Summerfest and dedicating the match to Roberts*
Russ: Oh boo hoo, poor wittle owld Woberts and his broken body. I wish him a speedy recovery and blady blady fucking blah! Don't you see Chris? Doesn't everyone see? The contenderships are nothing but a game of leap frog to me! I worked my way up until I found Chris in my way, and at the time I was no where even close to beating him due to the weight difference, and I found the one thing that I could guarentee would be a knock out. Who knew that it'd come from Germany?
Brunswick: What a wonderful rendition of "I'm a lying bastard" in F Major.
Vinchenzo: That has to be the single most retarded thing you've said all night Brunswick. Shut up and let the man speak, before I reach over and give you something to babble about.
Nightmare: But your forgetting my side of this Russ. Chris blew Genocide off! So in return, he got to blow the ass end of the exhaust pipe. Only fair, right?
*People in the crowd are becoming violent now that they realize that AtaXia is completely against everything they once were. One person throws a half full soda cup into the ring and almost hits Nightmare in the face. Nightmare grabs the mic and runs over to the ring ropes*
Nightmare: Do you understand why I'm doing this, you AIDS ridden redneck? I'm getting sick and tired of my horrible reviews on PRW.com! The fact that you all cheer me, and I'm overshadowed by the hormone ridden Chris Roberts and how you all love him! He's a worthless pile of testosterone, and the only thing he does well is swing chairs and hit an over glorified sit down powerbomb! Can he wrestle? NO! Can he entertain? I've done tax returns more entertaining than him!
Russ: Not to mention that he did nothing to improve Genocides predicament.
Nightmare: Yeah, while you all cheered him on, I was getting the preverbial shaft because he thought he was hot shit. Well he was partially right. He is shit. But more like cold, overestimated, boring shit.
Brunswick: Preverbial shaft? Nightmare's been on nothing but a rise since as far back as I can remember! He's never been given the shaft in his entire PRW Career!
Vinchenzo: Yeah, but even your wearing a Roberts shirt under your suit, and you know it. He's talking about being belittled compared to a man who'll never be as good as him, which we all know to be true.
*Nightmare takes the microphone from his face and is almost shaking with anger. Russ eases over and grabs the microphone from Nightmare and continues talking*
Russ: Anyways, so is Chris entitled to a match at COT for my Undisputed Championship that I earned fair and square? No.
Brunswick: That is utter bullshit. Russ took Roberts out to get the title that he would have had a chance at winning at Summerfest!
Vinchenzo: With good reason. Do you really want Roberts as your champion? I don't.
*The crowd boos louder than before*
Russ: You want to know why? Because when someone goes on the inactive slash injured list, they loose all contenderships. So that means your precious hero will have to start at ground zero...again!
*Russ and Nightmare laugh at the thought of this when Russ stops and then comes to a revelation*
Russ: Wait a minute. Night, I just thought of something. I technically lost that match, didn't I?
Nightmare: I don't remember a bell being rung...Oh wait, that twat Hawkins called for the bell as we were leaving!
Russ: Right. You all know what that means.
*The crowd erupts in boos and they begin chantings "Bucks sucks" over and over again*
Russ: Yeah, I think you all do realize that. The funny thing is...is that we've been planning this the whole time. How stupid do we look? Everything we could possibly want, all for just being Bucks' personal bodyguards? Any match we want, anytime we want? Anything...Even, heh, even rigged matches. Those come in handy as a champion.
Brunswick: What an pompous ass.
Vinchenzo: A smart, pompous ass.
*Russ marvels at the idea for a moment, but then comes back to reality*
Russ: So, incase your all still lost...AtaXia, is now in The Firm bitches.
*The crowd boos extremely loudly at this and the booing continues until the arena goes black as Your Gonna Pay begins to play over the PA.*
Brunswick: Could it be....? IT'S ROBERTS! OH MAH GAAAAAAAWD!
*Strobe lights flare up all over the arena and the crowd erupts in applause from the back as a man comes running through with a chair. Russ and Nightmare try to figure out who it is, and when they do they hurriedly duck out of the ring as Roberts slides in an narrowly misses Nightmare's head with the chair as he catches the second rope. Russ and Nightmare run up the ramp as Roberts stands in the middle of the ring, smacking the chair all around to the crowd's enjoyment and he then points it straight at Russ and is handed a microphone*
Roberts: P R FUCKING W!
*The crowd erupts in applause for Roberts, who seems to be back to his usual self, if not more rested and a tad stronger*
Roberts: Bellinger, do you honestly think I give two flying shits about contenderships at this point? In fact, I could care less! I want what's right fully mine, you poser. I want MY Undisputed Championship! You wanna test your skill? You think you have what it takes? Tell me "Mr. Champ," do you actually think you can beat "The One", Chris Roberts without help from your high flying fairy boy over there?
Vinchenzo: Was that a rhetorical question, or does he actually expect Russ to answer that? Of course he can beat Roberts. Look what he did to Vigilante. Fugghetaboutit, Roberts might as well go pick up some Neil Diamond on his way out tonight if he's going to tell us his sob stories.
Brunswick: This coming from a man who almost lost to the jobber of all jobbers...
*Nightmare grabs the mic from Russ*
Nightmare: Now you listen here, you overhyped crack baby. I carried your ass in this business, and now that I've dropped it you've been on nothing but a landslide in the wrong direction, not to mention-
Roberts: Hey, fly boy, was I talking to you? Why don't you go take a walk? Maybe call up your AIDS ridden ex girlfriend, Heidi.
Nightmare: Why you piece of tr-
*Russ grabs the microphone and coaxes Nightmare to stay calm, and then turns to Roberts*
Russ: I've got some advice for you, Macho Man. You think you can beat me, where Vigilante and others before him have failed? You forgot something important, Roberts.
Roberts: Oh am I now? Well enlighten me Captain Canadia, and tell me what it's all aboot, eh?
*The crowd gives a pop at the Canadian crack, as Russ shakes his head and holds up his Net Championship*
Russ: Have you ever even touched this? You have no idea what it is to be a champion. I mean look at yourself. You've held almost every title in the rinky dink, side show attraction known as AWR, and yet you've only held one belt in PRW. Oh, and that was with Matt Caje's help, incase you forgot. Buddy, you may be a fan favorite, but to me, your the poser.
Vinchenzo: Strong words from the champion. What's the poser going to say to that?
Roberts: Why don't you prove that right here and now then? If I'm such a poser, then it should be a easy win for a great Canadian like yourself!
Russ: Yes, yes it would. But not tonight. You see, while you were in the back fondling yourself and watching Triple B through a key hole, I was in a match defending my title! Besides, I've got places to be, people to do, and appearances to keep. Being a Champion is demanding...But you wouldn't know about that, would you? So till next we meet, good buddy.
*Roberts clenches at the ropes and yells after Russ and Nightmare as they stand looking back at him and smirk as they leave to the back and the camera fades out*
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