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The Priest's Ass
Topic Started: May 25 2006, 11:48 PM (179 Views)
Heavy Metal Hero
Fuck updating things.
Father murphy was a priest in a very poor parish. He asked for a suggestion as to how he could raise money for the church and was told that horse owners have money. So he went to a horse auction and bid on a horse, but made a very poor buy as the horse he bought was a donkey.
However, he thought that he would still enter the donkey in a race. The donkey came in third, and the next morning the headline in the paper read "Father Murphy's ass shows. The archbishop saw the paper and was greatly displeased. The next day, the donkey came in first & the headline read
Father Murphy's ass out front. The archbishop was up in arms. The following day the donkey came in second and the headline read Father Murphy's ass back in place. The archbishop thought this was too much and forbid the priest to enter the next race. The headlines read Archbishop scratches father Murphy's ass. When he read this he ordered Father Murphy to get rid of the donkey. So father Murphy gave the donkey to Sister Agatha as a pet. The headlines read Father Murphy gives his ass to Sister Agatha. When the Archbishop read this he ordered the sister to dispose of the donkey at once. Sister Agatha went out and sold the donkey for $10.00. The next day the headline read "Sister Agatha peddles her ass for $10.00. They buried the Archbishop 3 days later.
MATTHEW,May 28 2012
04:14 AM
I'm an elitist, pompous, arrogant, twat that acts like such a tough guy on message boards because I'm a giant pussy in real life.  Truth is, I'm a huge fag and the fact that I wrote a long post comes from my deep-seeded desire to to shove as many cocks into any oriface I have.

I'm an asshole and nobody likes me, so I cry myself to sleep at night because strangers on a message board don't get my depth of character, so rather than improve my attitude, I just pretend to be House and act like I don't care.

I still wet the bed and my parents love me but I ignore them so I can seem tortured soul and feign misery so people will be sympathetic when in fact I'm just a miserable douche.
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