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M6.5: Caje promo
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Topic Started: Apr 8 2006, 03:31 PM (582 Views)
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Caje
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Apr 8 2006, 03:31 PM
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
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This thread is for me, and whomever I decide can come out.
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Caje
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Apr 9 2006, 08:22 PM
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
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(OOC: Anyone from AWA who saw my debut speech and what happened, I want the exact same thing to happen here.. you guys know what to do. This thread is open to all AWA alum.) BIC;
*My Tortured Soul hits, and Caje comes out with a shirt that has an AWA symbol within the non symbol(like on the no smoking signs. It generates a huge boo among the AWA fans, nearly rabid to see Caje's blood spill. Caje climbs into the ring and grabs a mic.*
Caje: Why hello, AWA crowd! It's me, your good buddy, ol' Matty Caje!
*The AWA fans spit out a slew of curses to Caje.*
Caje: Oh, fine, I see how it is... listen you punk bitches... AWA is NOTHING. It has never been ANYTHING. It will never be ANYTHING.
*The fans start booing uncontrollably.*
Caje: SHUT UP! You people go to your nine to five jobs, you watch your pitiful AWA shows, but deep down inside, you all wish you inbred, sister banging freaks could afford tickets to see PRW. Tickets to see out top tier talent. Tickets to see the one, the only, the great, Matt Caje! But of course, you're all poor, and this is the best you can afford. You people make me sick, and this locker room makes me sicker... I'm out of here.
*Caje drops the mic, and begins heading through the ropes to exit the ring...*.
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 PRW Record: 41-26-1
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Jake Burkin
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Apr 9 2006, 08:44 PM
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PRW's Innovator of Submission
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OOC: Permission was given for this post.
*Just as Matt goes to go through the ropes, 'I stand alone' hits the PA as Jake Burkin makes his way to the ring. Neither Matt nor the crowd knows what to make of this. Jake enters the ring and takes a mic.*
Jake: You know something, Matt? I've been listening to you backstage. And actually I think you're wrong when you say the fans are poor.
*The fans start cheering. Matt scowls a little bit.*
Jake: No. You know who is poor?
*Matt starts talking smack. Jake raises the mic with a grin.*
Jake: JASON SENSATION!
*The crowd hears this and starts booing immediately. Matt starts to chuckle a little bit.*
Jake: Yes, that's right, Jason Masturbation the Anal Sensation. I don't respect him and I don't respect all of you!
*The crowd boos louder.*
Jake: You see, its all your fault; Yes, YOUR fault, that MY FEDERATION, AWR, went down the shitter. See, contrary to popular opinion, Xander was merely right place right time. So, Aries, you put the blame on the wrong person. The person you have to blame is your own owner!
See, it was back in late January when Masturbation Sensation came to ME and was down about inactivity in his own fed! So, he proposed the idea to ME about the merger. I thought nothing about it. Then I met, Xander. And he offered to buy both companies and the both of us agreed. So, yes, Xander bought both companies. But, Anus licking Sensation was the brains behind the merger!
*More rampant boos and Matt just laughs his ass off.*
Jake: See, now here is the part where my good man CMC is right. You people slave countless hours at McDonalds and merely wish you could see talent like this:
*Jake gestures to Matt and Matt taunts the crowd for more boos.*
Jake: The only reason this sh*t is possible wasn't because Mr. Bucks likes you people. No, he took pity on you people! See, I don't expect him to make an AWR One Night Stand. I want to remember AWR the way I know it to be. Not with some Annual Pay Per View, which you people would barely be able to afford anyway with your minimum wage salaries!
*The boos are so loud Jake can barely hear himself.*
Jake: You know what? I have had enough of this bullcrap AWA calls fans. Cmon Matt, let's blow this popsicle stand.
*Jake and Caje go to leave when...*
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- Sniper
- Mar 4 2007, 04:29 PM
I like to think I learn something from every thread I visit. This thread has taught me that Paint can have an abortion.
- Aries
- May 31 2010 12:08 PM
CLUE: PRW EDITION; IT WAS RUSS, WITH THE VOLKSWAGON, IN THE PARKING LOT
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FYW23
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Apr 9 2006, 08:47 PM
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The Sensational One!
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-Jason comes from the crowd weilding a chair. He smahes it into the back of Cajun, and then hits Jake in the cheast. Jake bends over in pain as Jason grabs him by the hair and takes him too the back. as the next person comes out to have there way with cajun.
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Aries
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Apr 9 2006, 10:47 PM
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*bop*
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OOC: Just for more intimidation towards matt, and the song is a random pick from my playlist. this is obviously after/before everyones match
Our Time is Now by Story of the year fills the area Matt looks all around the ring, looking to see where there coming, as Aries, Roberts, Chaos the Clown, Twin K, Jr Judy Inquistor with Malack, Andrews, The Mask, Bloodstayne, and basically everyone except Jester becuase he was previously demolished. All men are sporting AWA shirts, surrounding Matt in the ring. Aries grabs the mic, and stares down matt
Sean: First off Jake, don't blame Fyw23 ( i think Jason and the owner were different characters) for your mistake. You had a choice, and you took a risk and failed. And as for you, you washed up has been. [pointing to Matt] The truth is AWA was something you will never be a part of. You may of wrestled with us, but you were in no way a member of this family. So why don't you just do what you did last time Caje? Run away... Run away like the broken man you are.
Matt has become very angry at Sean and begins to brawl with the bruised wrestler. Matt goes for a swing but IQ grabs his arm and distracts him. Matt focusing his attention receives a low blow from Sean. Aries grabs Matts head, hoists him into the air, hooking the leg. Sean hits the Broken Butterfly, and then rushes off to the back after Jake, wanting to give him a piece of mind
OOC: Anyone please take it from here and have fun
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 Let's Boogie
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Heidi
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Apr 10 2006, 10:54 AM
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Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful, thou art not so.
"Follow the Reaper" by Children of Bodom blairs over the PA as Aries tries to make his way into the back, only to stop at the top of the entrance ramp as Heidi makes her way out.
[Heidi]-Wait a damn minute Aries, you and the rest of the AWA "roster" have a lot of nerve attacking a man for expressing his views. You see, AWA, much like AWR failed while PRW rose in power, gaining more and more of a roster, because of people like you, like all of your friends in the ring, and of course Jester C. Jackel. You wanna know why? Because unlike all of you wanna-be wrestlers weren't as dedicated as we are in PRW. AWA needed to die, AWA was the George W. Bush of wrestling, a second rate group that only fucked things up. Where did most of the AWA roster go when it started to fail faster then the Titanic's maiden voyage? PRW! You know why? Because we, unlike you, are able to keep a sucessful company running, to keep moral high, and most of all, in PRW, we don't f*ck over our talent. If you remember correctly, I was a member of AWA's management for a short time, that was until it's joke of an owner made the biggest Dee-da-dee move ever in giving my job to someone else. That was when the downfall happened. HALF OF THE ROSTER DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP FOR SHOWS! AWA One Night Stand is fitting name for this pathetic event, because after one half rate night with it, we'll dump AWA for good.
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Diablo
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Apr 10 2006, 01:42 PM
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.::. Diablo grabs the mic off the mat and walks up to the ropes leaning chest first on em and raises the mic to his lips....
.::. Diablo .::. "Heidi Amazon....i dont see where you have room to talk hun... but then again you know what "One Night Stand" means now dont you Heidi...
*Chaos The Clown gets the crowd chanting...Slut...Slut...Slut as Heidi gets angier*
....Now you guys at PRW always bring up Jester and bash our former home so i cant help to wonder 1... Is PRW Jealous Of AWA's Former Stars or 2.... Does Ms. Amazon have a little crush on J.C.J....... Only god will know huh Heidi and as to you basically saying you made AWA what it was..... Wrong..
*Diablo points to the crowd*
They made AWA what it was, Not you and sure the hell not this dude laying in the ring and i agree with Aries with AWA being a family so i guess that means that you and Mr. Caje here are the incestous ugly cousins... .::.
*Diablo lowers the mic from his mouth as the AWA roster laughs at Heidi and the crowd starts chanting Slut again*
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Enigma
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Apr 10 2006, 01:58 PM
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Emancipate Yerselves From Mental Slavery
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[As Heidi continues to ramble on about nothing, "Fuel" by Metallica hits on the PA system and the fans go nuts as Enigma and No Fear come out from behind the curtain, each holding a microphone and wearing "AWA 4 Life" T-shirts. Heidi turns around and gives them a "what now" type look. Enigma smirks at her and speaks first.]
Enigma-AWA fans...are you out there!?
[Loud crowd pop]
No Fear-Heidi...WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM!?
Enigma-Oh No Fear thats easy. See folks, AWA FIRED Mrs. Amazon from her position and gave it to that one guy...who was that again No Fear?
No Fear-Why I believe it was YOU wasnt it?
[He goes to speak but is cut off by the cheers of the fans]
Enigma-Why I guess it was. Now, back to the subject at hand. Heidi all you ever do is whine and b*tch like Jester C. Jerkoff whenever some assclown hands you the microphone. I mean these people come to shows looking for that sublime feeling of eurphoria, then you get a microphone and ruin it for everyone. Heidi...NO ONE GIVES A sh*t ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!
[Again loud approval from the audience]
No Fear-Heidi they got rid of you because you didnt do your job. You ARE half the reason AWA collapsed. I mean Enigma here stepped in to try and fix your sh*t. You are by far the WORST canidate for GM in ANY federation. I mean why do you think they have had Pimp and Spicy be your "co-commmishiners"? Why didnt they ever let you have it by yourself?
Enigma-Because you cant do it. They saw what you did to AWA and didnt want the same thing to happen to PRW. So thats why Spicy and Pimp have been there.
Heidi-Ok jackass, what about when I WAS commishiner by myself!? Do you recall that one assclown!?
Enigma-Actually yes I do, and if you remember correctly, you werent the ONLY governing force.
Heidi-What the hell are you talking about!?
No Fear-Actually, NIGHTMARE was CEO for a short time and took on nine tenths of the responsibilities that you were lacking.
[Crowd Pop]
Enigma-Face it Heidi, you're worthless. No one would give a damn about you if you quit just like Jester C. Jackass. Hell, id throw one f*ucking huge going away party if you said that you'd quit..but we all know that wont happen. I mean look at you, you're a washed up has been. I mean for god sake you lost to CRYS! Now god knows I love Crys and is still the only one of my former stable mates that I like, but shes not that good in ring. And now you have to sit there and wonder "how in the HELL could I lose to her?".
No Fear-Wait a minute, didnt she lose to you EVERYTIME shes been in the ring with you?
Enigma-Ah yes, good point. I believe shes been on the receiving end of a guilty concious more than two or three times. You have never once pinned me. You have never once made me tap. Hell, you havnt done ANYTHING to me. And what have I done to you? I've pinned you. I've damn near broken everybone in your body with just one finisher through a cage. I've embarressed you time and time again, espically when I pin you. Face it Heidi, you are NOTHING. You have always and will always be nothing more than sh*t on the bottom of everyones shoes. You're like a virus that we cant get rid of. You see Heidi, we're tired of loving to hate you. You have overplayed your role in this company and well, why not just give it up for a while. I mean hell, you'd be doing all of us the biggest favor of our lives.
[Extremely large crowd pop. Enigma and No Fear wait for a response.]
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My Impact: -1st to win X-Treme Championship (combined X-Division and Cruiserweight Championship) -1st/THREE time PRW X-Division Champion (1/26/06-2/23/06)+(3/5/06-4/15/06) (6/30/07 - 8/2/07) -Two Time Double Champion (1-Cyanide+X Division 3 days, 2-Euro and X Division 34 Days) -Record: 18-9-2 -Streak: 2W -Only person in PRW history to win 2 titles when they were first introduced (X-Division and X-Treme Championships)
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Heidi
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Apr 10 2006, 02:10 PM
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Heidi stands at the top of the ramp, laughing.
[Heidi]- You're right Diablo, the fans did make AWA what it was, A FAILURE! Which company is still up and running, stronger then ever? I don't think it's AWR. Is it AWA? Nope. PRW? F*ckin right. I'm not ashamed of PRW, nor will I ever be, but you all, you should be ashamed of yourselves, calling yourselves wrestlers. PRW is the major leagues boys, AWA, was the peewee leagues. Just admit to yourselves what all the AWA fans did: PRW is just straight up better. In this business, the company's most important person is it champion. PRW has a history of excellent champions, who have given their all to make the fans around the world happy. What did you have? A whiney little b*tch who was too afraid to even COME to PRW, who would b*tch and moan whenever he didn't get his way. Look at yourselves now, members of the PRW roster, and yet you trash the person who makes your matches? But I'm not going to hold this against you, at least for now. And Sebastian, if I wanted your f*cking oppinion, I'd ask you for it. If I remember correctly, you were the reason the company failed, after me, it went down hill.
Heidi starts to walk down to the ring, and continues to slide in.
[Heidi]- I will hold the fact that you are all members of the former AWA roster against you though. Never before have I seen a company try to hold down those people that actually HAVE talent. When I left AWA, I left because the upper management held a grudge against those who were BETTER then everyone else. And when I left, the best of the best left along with me. And now, I stand here in the middle of the ring, with all of you in it. And you know what I see? a bunch of nobodies, that will never, EEEEEEEEEEEVER be anything more then that. Here I stand, a woman amongst the "top" wrestlers that AWA had to provide, and even now I don't feel as though I have anything to fear, except maybe catching loser from you all.
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Enigma
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Apr 10 2006, 02:51 PM
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Emancipate Yerselves From Mental Slavery
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Engima-Oh cut the sh*t Heidi.
Heidi-Excuse me?
Enigma-You heard me, there you go again. "Oh im the greatest wrestler, all the talent left, dirka dirka dirk." We already told you, NO...ONE...CARES!
[Crowd Pop]
Enigma-But hey, lets play along. Lets say you WERE the talent in the company. Lets say the man had it out for you. Lets just say that you were hated and thats why you left. Lets pretend its ALWAYS ALL ABOUT YOU...oh wait...it is im sorry. Heidi you're not all that like you think you are. Hell you have a worse record than I do. All you ever do is brag about being the main event in this company. You walk around here like your some sort of godess that should be worshiped or something like that. Well it it through that thick ego filled skull of yours that neither you nor Matt Caje are the best in this company. You think you are the reason this company suceeds. Sweetie I hate to break it to you, but you're not the reason. Matt's not the reason, Wraith, me, Tony, Russ. Hell NONE of us are...THEY ARE.
[He motions to the crowd who begin to go apeshit.]
Enigma-Without them, AWA, PRW, URW, or even AWR wouldnt have lasted more than one night. These people came out to support us whenever we were just a small federation. They came out because they had faith that one day we could get somewhere. And it was well placed. AWA was flourishing till it met its end. AWR was the same way. Now what scares me is PRW. PRW is doing the samething. Now god knows if PRW goes under I'll never be the same. But we have the lovely Mrs. Amazon right? Surely she alone can save PRW's downfall. I mean shes the main event. Shes the one that keeps this company alive! Why without her, we would all surely be doomed!
[Boos and chants of slut are heard]
Enigma-Spare me the bullshit. No one cares about you Heidi. You're half the reason for the end of AWA. You're THE reason Debellation couldnt last. Hell Heidi, I mean without you, the world would seem to be a much better place. So with that being said, im here to issue you a little challange. Since we're both here, how about a tag match. Me and No Fear representing AWA, against you and Matt Caje? [Crowd cheers loudly]
No Fear-Whadda ya say babe? We got a match?
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My Impact: -1st to win X-Treme Championship (combined X-Division and Cruiserweight Championship) -1st/THREE time PRW X-Division Champion (1/26/06-2/23/06)+(3/5/06-4/15/06) (6/30/07 - 8/2/07) -Two Time Double Champion (1-Cyanide+X Division 3 days, 2-Euro and X Division 34 Days) -Record: 18-9-2 -Streak: 2W -Only person in PRW history to win 2 titles when they were first introduced (X-Division and X-Treme Championships)
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