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M5.5: Spicy's Shack; Guest Michael Bolton!!!
Topic Started: Oct 23 2005, 04:44 PM (306 Views)
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::The Spicy McHaggis Jig begins blaring over the PA and Spicy comes out with a small American flag and a small Scottish flag. He takes the American flag, snaps the little stick it's attatched to in half, drops it, stomps on it, and raises the Scottish flag in victory. He then goes back behind the curtain and grabs an even bigger Scottish flag. He waves it at the entrance to boos before walking down the ramp to the ring, where his new set is(small fireplace in a corner, a coffeetable with full beer mugs on it, and three stools, one toward one side of the table, and two toward another. Also a plasma tv similar to the Jeritron only painted like a Scottish flag). He grabs a mic.::

Spicy: Hello Madison Square Garden! Ei've got a surprise fer ya... ya ready? Well, ol' Spiceh diden't thenk Michael Bolton would've made a great guest, so ei've got someone else 'ere. Ei well ask the same questions though. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your very own hometown heroes, New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez!

::The New York audience goes APE SHIT for the Yankees. They climb into the ring, sporting their respective jerseys.::

Spicy: So boys, es et good to beh home new that you've lost aneh chance of wennen the world series?

Derek: Well, it's never good to lose, but it is awesome to be in New York.

::Huge pop.::

Spicy: Ah, well, ei'mma get to the Bolton questions. So tell meh, Yankees, what's et like to suck?

A-rod: We don't suck. Now Boston... there's a group that sucks.

::Another huge pop after a boo from Spicy's question.::

Spicy: Well, ei'm sure you guys do suck. En fact, ei'm so confedent, ei've got a few guests here tonight who thenk et too. Ei thenk you're all quite familiar with them. So, let's breng them out!

::Spicy's theme plays, but nobody comes down the ramp. Suddenly, the Yanks get attacked from behind. It's Johnny Damon and Manny Ramirez, and they're armed with bats! The New York fans boo loudly as the Sox members pick up the two Yankees players and make taunts. But wait, the Yanks start fighting back! They catch Damon and Ramirez off guard and begin pummeling away, only to be hit by Spicy. Spicy takes off his flannel shirt to reveal a Red Sox jersey!::

Brunswick: If the crowd had guns here tonight, we'd have full jail cells for murder on Spicy.

Smith: Go Sox! Woohoo!

::Spicy and the Sox continue to beat on the Yankees, and Spicy tells Damon and Ramirez to pick them up. They do, knowing what Spicy wants, as if it had been planned weeks in advance.::

Brunswick: He never planned on bringing Michael Bolton! This is a direct set-up on the Yankees. My God, this is horrible.

Smith: Are you kidding me? This is awesome!

::The Red Sox set the Yanks up for the eye of Macbeth, and they hit two simultaniously through the coffee table. They get up and Spicy pours beer all over the Yankees as the Sox leave the ring. He then grabs an American flag, rips it in half, and puts one half over each Yankee's face. He holds his hands up in victory before heading back up the ramp, and behind the curtain to quite possibly the biggest boo in PRW history.::
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