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What happens in TJ....
Topic Started: Feb 22 2016, 09:46 AM (43 Views)
Baneykinns
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The sun slowly comes up on another day in Tijuana. The city has settled down after three American wrestlers caused a near riot the night before by removing a mexican legends mask. A siren can be heard in the distance as we are taken into a dingy shithole of a hotel room. This looks to be probably he shittiest hotel room in all of TJ. Suddenly a man is startled awake. The man looks like absolute shit as he peels a straw from the inside of his mouth. His eyes are totally bloodshot as he scratches his beard. He gets up to his feet, his abs shinning in the morning sun. It is hard to believe that this is the same man who put Mexico into a frenzy last night. Bane kind of staggers to the bathroom to relieve himself. He yawns as another groan can be heard coming from a bathtub that has the curtain drawn over it. It is a female voice.

Voice: Johnny can ya piss a lil softa please?

Bane finishes and flips back the curtain as we see Dixie Lanford laying in the bathtub in a Mexican Federales uniform. She sits up in the tub and looks at Bane.

Lanford: Mornin Johnny. Rough night huh?

Bane takes the shaving mirror from off the sink and points it at Dixie. Somone had written whore on her forehead sometime in the previous night as Dixie stands up.

Lanford: Seems about right eh Johnny?

Bane smiles at Lanford as he washes his face and shaves. He then looks at Lanford, who might possibly still be drunk.

Bane: Where is Hametsu?

Lanford: Not sure.

Bane: Great. How did you get that uniform?

Lanford: Not sure.

Bane: Do you say anything but not sure?

Lanford: Not sure.

Lanford smiles at Bane and tips her hat at him. Bane laughs it off and goes off towards the other room. He makes a bunch of noise and begins talking louder.

Bane: Dixie, have you seen my cell phone? Not sure... yeah thats what I thought you would say.

Dixie is up and about as she gives Bane a hug. Bane looks at her as if to say whats that for but ends up accepting the hug.

Bane: You are lucky I like you.

Dixie groans as she lets go and both hiss as the door opens and the light floods in on the entire room. It is Hametsu with what seems like breakfast and coffee. She closes the door and sets the food down and looks at the two.

Hametsu: Here you go daddy. *hands Bane coffee* Here you go whore *hands Dixie coffee*

All three sit in silence for a few minutes as Bane begins to speak.

Bane: Ash, have you seen my phone?

Hametsu: Yeah its at the bottom of the pool outside.

Bane: Oh ok. Wait...why is my phone at the bottom of the pool.

Hametsu stops eatting her huevos rancheros and looks at Bane.

Hametsu: You do not remember last night?

Bane and Lanford look at each other and shake their heads no. Hametsu laughs.

Hametsu: You guys were fucking crazy last night. Dad you did a whole bunch of crazy stuff after drinking AMF's all night. Dixie was flashing her boobs downtown for skittles. You guys were hanging out with federales all night and you bet one of them you could punch out their horse, which you did. Then you guys started playing strip poker with the federales and you won. Then the federales bet all of Dixie's clothes and a night in dixieland for their SUV. They lost so you got a SUV. It was a crazy night. The entire town was almost in a full scale riot because you guys took LA Parks mask and Dad was wearing it around dancing like LA Park all night.

Bane and Lanford both look at each other and laugh while eating their breakfast.

Bane: Oh yeah. Almost forgot about that stuff. Well I need to go get my phone.

Bane gets up from the table and opens the door and begins to head down to the pool. As he gets to the pool he sees the Federale SUV sunk into the pool with the lights still on. Bane sees his phone and dives in to get it. Bane gets his phone and gets out of the pool.

Bane: Thank god for lifeproof cases.

Bane runs back upstairs and busts the door open.

Bane: Time to go ladies.

The members of the new triple threat grab all their stuff and get ready to leave as the scene fades out.
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