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You Can Always Trust MEggido
Topic Started: Dec 1 2015, 01:31 AM (57 Views)
Marshall Cage
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PRW's Resident Nerd
Listen kid, you're going to do great with me by your side.

I dunno. I get you're a professional and this and that, but I'm still nervous. I'm not even sure what's going on, I just know that... Oh, look, there's a camera. Well that's just coincidental timing isn't it?

The camera witnesses a suited man walk in with Marshall Cage, who for once in his life is dressed like a contributing member of society and not someone who lives in his mother's basement. He looks directly at the camera, and winks twice as he nudges the suited man.

Well, that's just perfect, especially because didn't you have something to say Marshall?

Actually, Mr. Meggido, I think you should. It's your job, isn't it?

You're one hundred percent right, my good sir!

The suited man, Meggido, walks up past Marshall a bit, rolls his neck, and then looks forward.

To those of you who don't know who I am, my name is Jacob Meggido. I'm a business man, some say. Others call me words I'd rather not repeat on camera. But all know one thing, I mean business. I walk, talk, and breathe enough style to keep a company like this one alive, but I'm not focused on any matters of those types. Right now, I'm here to give my client, a certain Marshall Cage, a certain treatment. I'm going to help him. You may be asking yourself, 'Well, how is this guy going to do anything for Marshall? And a certain treatment sounds like some sort of sexual thing.', and you're not wrong about that second bit. However, I can assist Marshall in a variety of ways. He's got the moves, and he's even got the pizzazz, but you know what he's missing? Someone to define him. He's missing something that can keep him in line, make sure he makes the right decisions, you know? Plus, let's all be real: this kid's as naive as the little boys he shares his interests with. If he doesn't have somebody like me to make sure he doesn't get hurt, this guy is going to get used by some a-hole for publicity. Let me just say this straight out: Nobody messes with my client. That's not just a statement, it's a challenge. If you want to mess with Marshall, you're messing with me, as well. Now, I can ramble on and on about what Cage's plans are, however I think you'd rather hear the words right from the man himself. Would you like that?!..... I'm going to pretend you all shouted yes in your homes. Alright, well, here he is, PRW's resident nerd, Marshall Cage. Marsh?

The two switch positions, with Marshall stepping forward and Meggido taking a step backwards.

What can I say? I made it. For those of you who don't know me, my name is in fact Marshall Cage. There's not much I can say beyond that as far as explaining myself goes. Oh! I guess I could say why I'm fighting, right? I'm in the ring and when I fight, I want to represent people. I want to take a stand for the ones like me, the nerds and the geeks and the weirdos who never had anyone to look up to. The people who were defenseless, and maybe still are. I want to take a stand for them, and show everyone that yes, even if I am myself I can still be what I wanted to be. I can still accomplish my goals, and I can still kick some ass!

Now I'm hungry for some meat to go with all that cheesiness. But cliche or not, it matters little. What does matter is that what all of that nonsense translates to is that my client is taking matters into his own hands. He's done being defenseless and useless, and now that he has me, he won't be ignored any longer! He's gunning to be a superstar and nobody can slow him down, so sorry everyone in the way. Unless you're douchey. Then we're really sorry. I can't think of anything else, and I don't want Marshall to finish up with this promo because this is the longest he's gone speaking without making some dumb Naruto or Spider-Man or Fallout reference so hurry up and shut off th-

I'm here! Believe It!

Sunnuva-!

The camera shuts off prematurely.
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