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Macintosh School of Classic Wrestling; Class is in Session
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Topic Started: Nov 30 2015, 09:13 AM (174 Views)
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Nov 30 2015, 09:13 AM
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Has the screen comes in the music fills the speakers.

The classic tv voice comes on repeating the statement. The voice continues:
Voice: "The art of wrestling. For money. For honor. Some people do it for wealth. Some for honor. Some for fame. What has wrestling devolved into, this, this is where PRW comes in:"
On the screen is a bar with broken bottles and windows. Bloodied bodies barely stable getting to there feet.
"Is this what wrestling is, Drunkards, Brutes, Cheap-skates with no class. Wrestling needs change, wrestling needs class."
Horns begin to sound lightly in the background, and the black fades into a scene of Conner Macintosh sitting in a large carved wooden chair. Behind him was a fireplace with marble pillars on either side.
Macintosh: "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome. I am Conner Macintosh "The Classic Man." We have a problem in wrestling. I am going to solve it. This, is the Macintosh school of Classic Wrestling. We'll begin our first lesson, very soon."
The screen fades to black, and the bedazzled word "Classic" comes on screen.
Will be continued.
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Episode 1: Cyanide
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The screen comes in with the bedazzled word "Classic" written across it. The screen fades once again to the outside shot of a house.

The tv announcer comes on once again.
Announcer: "What is class. Fancy clothes and houses. Nice cars and gorgeous women. While all of these are synonymous with class, true class, is the attitude. That, is where The Classic Man comes in to play."
The shot changes to a large luxury living room

Carter Macintosh sat in black vest, red button up, black tie, and black dress pants. A wine glass clasped in his fingers. He smiled at the camera has he began to speak.
Macintosh: "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome. This is my school of classic wrestling. Where I teach you what you shouldn't do in wrestling. Today's class we talk about one of the major causes of this epidemic in PRW. Today we talk about the extinguished venture, the Cyanide Title. A title of carnage, cheap shots, drinking, smoking, brawling, weaponry, and hysteria. Let's take a look.
The screen fades out and begins to show multiple moments linked to the title.
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McHaggis looks back at No Fear, who's still cuffed to the cage. McHaggis picks up the key that Advocate dropped after unhooking Ltrain, and unhooks No Fear. McHaggis and No Fear exchange punches. The fight goes to the top of one of the chambers. No Fear gets the best of McHaggis up top, and begins to go for the Fear Factor from up top. Spicy slides off of his shoulders however, and deliveres a low blow! Spicy grabs No Fear and flys downward to the mat, delivering the Eye of Macbeth from up above. Spicy slowly covers No Fear.[\quote]
Russ: 1.........2.......3!!!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEW CYANIDE CHAMPION......SPICY MCHAGGIS!!
*Spicy is given his title as No Fear is escorted from the ring. Heidi has a disgusted face on as the cage is unlocked to let her in*
*Russ stops infront of Spicy with a mic.*
Russ: Spicy, since you won I figured this would be a good time to tell you. I'm invoking a 24/7 rule on the Cyanide Championship. ANYONE CAN PIN THE CHAMP FOR THE BELT AT ANYTIME. The only thing is, Senior Referee Jim Hawkins has to be present.
*Russ drops the mic and walks out to get ready for the main event.*
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As the show comes back from commercial, Malik "The Hitman" Logan is seen walking down the hallway backstage. His destination is unknown when he runs into Stacy Cornbread when a PRW Staff member waved at him to get his attention. Said staff member had a fan in tow, who held a poster of The Hitman and a permanent marker.
Staff Member: Hey Hitman. You have a minute? This guy wants to get your autograph.
Fan: My son's a big fan of yours.
The Hitman:Autograph? Sure thing.
Malik grabbed the picture and the marker and began to sign his autograph. The fan nodded before noticing someone behind Malik and backing away. Malik looked over at the man before turning around. As soon as he did, Patrick Slaughter swung the garbage can lid onto the cranium of The Hitman, causing the latter to fall to the ground.
Slaughter waited as Malik tried to gain his bearing, bringing himself up to his hands and knees. As soon as he did, Patrick ran forward and hit the "L's Go Up!" He signalled for the referee to come before he dropped to ground and covered him up.
(Pin Attempt)
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The scene fades in to show the PRW International Champion, “The Perfect One” JR Judy backstage in his usual backstage attire. The International Championship is over his right shoulder as he and walks towards his locker room. He shoots glances at passing bystanders and crew members. But then, JR stops, and lifts his sun glasses. He chuckles for a second and then continues walking by as he sees a heartbroken Jester Jackal leaving the arena after his recent release from PRW. JR then turns his head to look at Jester and then turns back and repositions his sunglasses on his face. He finally arrives at his locker room door and for a brief second admires the “International Champion” sign that hangs underneath the star on his door. Then he knocks twice and as the door slowly opens, the beautiful Rachel Riot appears smiling at JR who gives her a kiss on the cheek.
Rachel You ready to go babe
JR: Almost.
As JR finishes his statement Rachel looks confused. Before she can question her boyfriend, Tim Kage walks behind JR going towards the ring. They both shoot him a glance as Tim remains focused and pays no attention to the couple. Then, coming the opposite way is PRW Cyanide Champion Hutton Brown who is returning from an exhausting match-up. He also makes no eye contact to either Rachel or JR as he continues walking to his own locker room.
JR: I have to do one thing. Hold on to these baby.
JR hands Rachel his sunglasses leaving Rachel even more confused. JR turns and begins to follow Hutton.
Rachel: JR where are you going? It is my mom’s birthday!
JR: I just have a craving for more gold. Can you get me something?
He whispers in Rachel’s ear and after his instructions are complete she nods and begins to run down the hall. JR grasps his International Championship and begins to follow Hutton. Hutton has now reached his own locker room door. He looks first to his left as he tries to protect his precious championship. Then he turns to his right where he sees JR. JR raises his hand to Hutton and then walks on by. Hutton takes a deep breath before grabbing a hold of his doorknob. As he does JR swiftly turns around and lunges towards the Cyanide Champion. JR raises his own International Championship and uses it to strike Hutton in the back of the head. The shot sends Hutton smashing face first into his locker room door.
JR then turns him around and chuckles as he gently sets down the International Championship. Then he grabs Hutton by the back of the head and then delivers a stiff right hand to the jaw of the Cyanide Champion. Then he rears back his arm and this time delivers a shot to the jaw which echoes down the hallway catching the attention of a few crew members. After that shot which has staggered Hutton, JR takes a few steps back and then charges at Hutton. JR leaps into the air and then drives his shoulder into Hutton’s prone body which rests upon the door. The impact of the shot sends the door crashing backwards with Hutton’s body on top! JR’s body slams on top of the Cyanide Champion and upon impact, knocks all the wind out of the lungs of the staggered champion. JR rolls off of cage and as he returns to his feet he hears two set of feet running his direction. As turns his head to the door Rachel Riot runs into the room pulling a referee by the arm. JR smiles as he delivers a stiff stomp to Hutton’s chest. He picks up the Cyanide Champion and grabs him by the back of the head. He runs towards the near wall and throws Hutton high into the air. Hutton’s face and chest crash into the cement wall.
Hutton staggers back towards JR who is ready to continue the assault. When Hutton turns around, JR delivers a stiff kick to the midsection and then grabs him in a front face lock. He pauses for a brief second before driving Hutton’s skull down to the floor with a DDT. Then JR returns to his feet and his smile turns into a rather sadistic look. Rachel looks confused as she sees JR lift his right pant leg revealing the bandaged wound from the hell in the cell match. JR reaches into his sock and pulls out the brass knuckles which he has so regularly used in his matches. Much to his surprise he hears a good amount of cheers mixed in with the usual boos from the PRW crowd watching on the titan tron. He slips on the brass knuckles and motions for Hutton to return to his feet. The Cyanide Champion staggers slowly to his feet and looks into the eyes of Rachel Riot who shoots him a smile and then points to JR standing behind Hutton.
Hutton looks confused as he prepares to turn around. When he does, JR swings his loaded right hand and connects with a knock out blow to the jaw of the Cyanide Champion. Hutton’s legs crumble underneath but Judy is quick to catch him. He helps Hutton balance on his feet just long enough for JR to leap into the air and wrap his arm around the neck of Hutton and his other around the back of his head. As he falls back to the ground he pulls down on Hutton driving him face first to the floor with his finisher, now commonly known as a Glimpse of Perfection. JR is quick to roll Hutton over and hook both legs in a pinning combination.
Rachel: Hurry up ref we have places to go!
She pushes the ref towards JR. The referee begins to count as JR tightens the grip of his pin attempt.
Cyanide Attempt!
The screen returns to Macintosh has he takes a sip of wine.
Macintosh: "do you see. This company not only allowed such heinous acts, they encouraged and sectioned this violent championship, and turned into a staple of the PRW brand. Proving the negligence this company has for its athletes. We hand entered into a new era, an era where class shall trump violence. I am ready to show you how to carry yourself. I will show you how to be Classic. Until next time.
To be continued.
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Episode 2: Wild Hearts
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The screen comes in with the bedazzled word "Classic" written across it. The screen fades once again to the outside shot of a house.

Has the screen comes back into play the image of Macintosh sprawling across a white couch comes in. He wears a large white suit with golden undershirt. He wears black sunglasses and is clearly showing off a golden Rolex watch. Before he talks a beautiful woman walks up next to him wearing a beautiful white dress. Has she hands him a glass of wine he begins to speak.
Macintosh: "Welcome back to My School of Classic Wrestling. Today's class I am welcomed by this beautiful woman- Savannah Valentine. There are many reasons she's here. To show you what class gives you. To show harlots what they are supposed to act like. But mostly, to pertain to my topic today: Wild Hearts. One of the staples of opportunity for women in this company. This opportunity comes with prices however. Women with absolutely zero class have began to infiltrate this company. They have undermined the world of female wrestling with vulgar displays, un-ladylike dispositions, and almost vehemently anti-class brawling style match ups. Take women like Kaos. Let's look at how this woman handles and displays herself.
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Although she was the white meat babyface for this match Jess didn’t have 100% of the crowd support because Kaos is the hometown girl, but the commentators did put over how many people of South Asian heritage showed up tonight to support Kanal. Jess actually entered to Baltimora’s “Tarzan Boy” because that’s a thing now, and in her green and blue singlet she was seconded to the ring by tag partner Julie Chan. Kim Kaos walked out in her DIY black SWAT gear to Sonic Youth’s “Kool Thing” and got a healthy amount of cheers, but overall got more boos which she played to as she blew off and scoffed at her own fans on her way to the ring. This time a representative from ASICS presented both women with flowers for kicking off the “A Block,” and when Jess offered a handshake to start off Kim chuckled and told her she has to earn it.
-This was a straight up David vs. Goliath style match with Jess playing the plucky underdog and Kim playing the cocky giant, and the opening feeling out process was honestly one of the highlights of the match. Jess was super serious about locking up with Kaos but Kim couldn’t be less serious as she pie-faced and shoved Jess around, and when the decorated amateur wrestler shot behind her with a waistlock the heavyweight brawler just shrugged, pulled apart Jesminder’s arms, and knocked her down with a big butt thrust. Jess went for a flurry of forearms to the chest (that’s as high as she could reach) but Kim stood tall and just absorbed them before rag-dolling Jess around by her hair. Jess stayed active and tried to fight back but she had an even steeper mountain to climb than Rachel, and this one wound up being much less even.
-Kim Kaos beat up Jess something good with no urgency and when Jess managed to get a quick roll up here or there Kim would pay her back with a heavy elbow and then a big rib breaker, and she constantly traded words with fans and with Julie at ringside. In fact there was a tremendous moment after Julie and Kaos got into a shouting match where Kim did the snapmare-soccer kick thing to Jess and then ran around the ring celebrating like she just scored a goal, dropping to her knees and raising her arms right in front of Julie But while she did that Jess took advantage by hitting the ropes and nailing Kim like a missile with a running dropkick to the back, knocking her out of the ring through the ropes to set up a tope!
-Kanal got the crowd solidly behind her with a big “Jess” chant as she got fired up and went to town hitting Kim with forearms and forearm uppercuts against the guardrail, finally doing some damage after several minutes of just getting dominated. Both women beat the ten count on the floor and Jess used the ropes to build momentum for her dropkicks and shoulder tackles, but when she went for a suplex on the big woman Kaos reversed, slammed her down, and flattened her with a splash! After kicking out Kaos peeled Jess off the mat and went for her Black Flag (Angle Slam) but Jess slipped out and went for a German Suplex, but she couldn’t get the 220 pounder off the mat. Kim was looking much more serious now as she threw Jess aside and ran in for a lariat, but Jess caught her with a single leg trip and trapped her in the ankle lock! Julie helped rally the crowd and showing her own power Jesminder managed to drag Kim away from the ropes. We got to the home stretch when Kaos kicked Jess away out of the hold, Jess shot in for another takedown but Kim hooked her arm and slammed her with the Black Flag, getting a CLOSE 2.99 count before finally putting the rookie away with the spinning sideslam (the Girl Boss Slam) off the ropes!
"Just disgraceful. That is not the way women of class handle themselves. Oh, but we have much more then that. This next little instance will show just how demonstrable this company has let its women become. I will show how multiple of these women have become absolutely terrible. Women like WRATH, Sylvia Wrath Ata Tatupu, Meiko, Val Del Ray, and unsurprisingly Kim Kaos making another appearance."
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Time for the titanic ten woman main event! Basically you’ve got 3-4 big feuds all stuffed into one big tag match before the PPV and that’s a really common thing in Japanese wrestling, where singles matches with upper level wrestlers are more protected. Obviously you’ve got Gemma and Ata in the Hell in Cell the night after this, the Onslaught Outlaws and the KGA, Sylvia and Meiko, and the sheets are pointing towards WRATH and Meiko in the next Lioness title match, so there’s a lot of bad blood running through this one. Sylvia is super over with the crowd which is to be expected, and Gemma and Meiko have the Japanese fans split between booing and cheering and they are definitely playing for cheers, which is just tremendous.
We start with clips of the bigger stars hitting some signature spots including Sylvia’s corner feed axe kick sequence, Gemma’s corner dropkick combo, and Ata’s Stinger Splash into a suplex. We also see a double shoulder block from the Smash Sisters and a quick double team sequence from the J-Hawks. All five faces are in the ring ready to run a train of moves on Kim Kaos in a corner, but that goes hilariously wrong for them as Kim comes out and lariats each one of them down.
In a cool spot Meiko goes for her corner elbow smash into a Tornado DDT on Sylvia Wrath but Sylvia sets her down and tries to reverse with a DVB, but Meiko fights out and tries to reverse with a normal DDT, but Sylvia spins out of it and hits Meiko with a gut wrench powerbomb onto the top turnbuckle, following up by stomping a mudhole on Meiko and walking it dry!
Fun moment here when the Wrath sisters go for stereo DVBs on the WTFT only for Kim Kaos to grab Gemma and Meiko both by an ankle and yank them off of the sisters’ shoulders, slapping a goozle on both Sylvia and Sofia for a double chokeslam, only for them to both kick her in the gut. They go for a big double suplex on her but Val and Suzy stop them and go for a triple suplex on the faces, but Jess and Julie make the save and they join the chain for a quadruple suplex, but Meiko and Gemma stop them and they add to the madness for a quintuple suplex – but Ata Tatupu hits all her opponents with double axe handles to the back and then gets in line, helping the faces hit a building shaking ten woman suplex!
In one of those crazy “everybody gets a big move in” spots Jesminder hits an overhead belly to belly on Meiko, Gemma then hits a big Liger kick on Jess, Julie then takes Gemma out with the Pele kick, Val hits Julie with a Yakuza boot, Ata lands the savate kick on Val, Suzy lariats Ata, WRATH nails a rolling elbow on Suzy, Kim Kaos decks WRATH with an Orphan Maker (!), and finally Sylvia drops Kaos with a spinning back fist!
Holy shit we get a round two of that as Sylvia picks Meiko up from the field of bodies to go for the DVB, but Meiko squirms out behind her and reverses with a release Black Cat Suplex! Before Meiko can even get back up Julie blasts her with the PK! Then Gemma tosses Julie with a release Tiger Suplex! Jess then lands a textbook bridging German Suplex on Gemma but Gemma rolls back out of it to kick out, but Jess stays in the bridge and kicks herself over to retake Gemma’s back, pulling her up for a dead-lift German Suplex Hold! Gemma rolls off to the side and Jess rolls with her going for a third German, but Gemma ducks down and VDR makes the save with a Yakuza kick to Jess. Suzy enters the ring and the Smash Sisters hit their back brain Yakuza + Powerslam double team move on Jess for a close near fall, but the pin gets broken up!
Ata and Sylvia clear the ring to leave Julie and Jess isolated with VDR and they hit their spring board kick + Dragon Suplex finisher thing on Val for another false finish, with Gemma making the save. They J-Hawks go for the same move on Gemma but she slides down out of the full nelson and Julie takes her own partner out, she and Gemma scramble to their feet and Gemma catches her with the Fire Thunder driver out of nowhere! But instead of going for a cover Gemma locks Julie in the dragon sleeper, she’s got Ata’s Massacre Bay locked in on Julie Chan, and with the other heels holding back the other faces there’s nobody to save Julie from tapping out!
"How are these heinous things defended. Matches like the ones I've shown you are in large supply. I have decided to show the absolute worst of the worst now."
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osh sounded like he was gonna have a heart attack if that one landed but Sofia blocked the NOAH Special and then fought out of the hold with elbows, and then she grabbed Gemma by the back of the head and threw her into the ropes from the outside and caught her on the rebound with the rolling elbow! The fans popped hard and chanted Sofia’s name as the Wild Tiger looked ready to crawl out of her skin down on the catwalk, and after playing to the crowd WRATH dragged Gemma up and tossed her with an Exploder Suplex onto the runway! -The crowd in the NRG Arena went totally wild as Gemma got flung with that Exploder Suplex onto the hard runway, immediately writhing in pain like her back was broken! Sofia rolled over and crawled back into the ring while the ref was already counting away, already up to 11 as the fan then started counting along! Gemma was still down on her back and in a great deal of pain at the count of 12 as Josh reminded us how Gemma’s sole loss in the Lioness Cup was the result of a count out, and more and more fans counted loud with the ref hoping to see WRATH retain! As Tim Curry announced that only 10 minutes were left in the match Gemma finally got herself on all fours and pointed at the ring at the count of 15, clenching her teeth as she started crawling! WRATH was back up and shaking the life back into her leg, ready for anything as the ref and the crowd counted 18! -The fans were ready to erupt in cheers as the ref counted 19 -!- -But Gemma dove through the ropes to break the count just in time! -Some fans groaned but that didn’t last long at all as WRATH reached down and quickly dragged Gemma up into position for the DVB -!- but Gemma fought like hell elbowing and kneeing the sides of Sofia’s head to block it! WRATH had to put her back down and then Gemma tied her arms up for the Tiger Driver -!- but WRATH reversed out and got her up and drilled her with the DVB! The fans erupted in cheers for the quick turnaround and then counted along as Sofia made the cover, but while Gemma kicked out it was clear she was still in the frying pan as WRATH teased the crowd for the finish! She dragged Traumaward up by the wrist and then wrapped Gemma’s own arm around her throat to set up the Rasputin Curse -!- but the Neko Girl spun out of the hold and then went for the cross face chicken wing! -Josh made a crazy sound like someone sucked the air out of lungs as Gemma shot behind Sofia and tried to lock her in the hold, that Regan reminded us, got the tap out for Gemma the last time these two faced off in the Lioness Cup – but the Lioness of Wrestling Champion stood on her feet and used her height to block Gemma from syncing it in, and then she charged back and smashed Gemma into a corner! The fans sighed in relief as WRATH broke away and hammered Gemma with huge forearm shots to the jaw before setting her up on the top rope, getting all the spectators excited as she climbed up to the middle rope and set Gemma up for a SUPER Exploder Suplex -!- I saw a ton of people in the crowd whip out their cell phones to capture the moment -!- but Gemma held onto the ropes! Gemma held on for dear life and then started elbowing WRATH in the head, raking her eyes before shoving her down to the mat! The fans got this sudden “oh no!” reaction as Sofia fell to the canvas and Gemma climbed up to the top rope – jumping off and spiking her weight down on WRATH with a top rope double stomp! Gemma made the cover -!- One! -Two!! -Threeeee~! -NO! -The fans erupted in cheers for the super close two count – but Gemma quickly got back on top of WRATH to go for the Americana lock! Josh and Regan freaked out while the crowd did a 180 over Gemma going for the move that put Emily Hart on the shelf – but Sofia was able to block it long enough to get her feet on the bottom rope! Gemma did NOT want to let that one go and only broke when the ref tugged on her shoulder, but instead of backing off she turned WRATH over like she was setting up the magistral pin – but instead she drove Sofia into the mat with a double stomp to the back! The fans groaned from that and then got really worried when Gemma dragged WRATH away from the ropes by her hair alone, tying up Sofia’s arms and screaming as she hauled the big girl up -!- and spiked her on her head with the Tiger Killer!! The crowd erupted from people losing their minds thinking the worst as Gemma flipped WRATH onto her back and made the cover -!- -ONE! -TWO! -THREE! -NOOO! -Oh man, when WRATH kicked out of that one the fans erupted, shaking the NRG Arena with cheers as Gemma made a face like someone just killed a puppy! Traumaward was completely dumbstruck and looked to the ref to argue the count as the fans put everything they had into chanting “let’s go WRATH,” chanting through the suspense as Gemma finally got her head back in the game and rolled Sofia over – locking her in the cross face chicken wing!! The Neko Girl got it locked in tight this time and wrenched away, hoping to make lightning strike twice as Sofia’s free hand hovered like she was going to tap out -!!- -But she didn’t! -Sofia clenched her hand into a fist and fed off of the fans’ energy as she started fighting out of the hold, Gemma was screaming in her ear at her to give up but WRATH wasn’t giving up! Gemma locked on a body scissors to stay in the hold but the powerful Texan pried Gemma’s hands apart, turning into the hold to reverse the chicken wing into a cutthroat hold on Gemma! With the Neko Girl locked up the Lolicon Devil pushed herself off the mat and hauled Gemma up with her, slipping a hand in to get a leg cradle before screaming out and lifting Gemma up -!- SPIKING HER ON HER HEAD WITH THE RASPUTIN CURSE!! The fans finally stopped chanting when they erupted in cheers, just losing their minds as WRATH quickly grabbed onto Gemma’s other wrist and yanked her limp body back up -!- hoisting her up and slamming her on the back of her head with the Pyramid Driver!!! WRATH stacked Gemma up for the cover and the fans all counted along -!!- One Two Three!! Wrath Wins!
"Eye Rakes. Brawling on the outside. Simply classless. And I will make sure to get rid of things like that. And this lovely women to my left shall make sure of that for me," he grabs her hand delicately and kisses her fingers, "Join me for my next class. Where I continue upon my mission to give this company a dosage of class."
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Dec 4 2015, 01:01 PM
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Episode 3: Seasons Beatings. The prediction episode.
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The screen comes in with the bedazzled word "Classic" written across it. The screen fades once again to the outside shot of a house.

The screen comes to show a lavish pool, insanely large, with a artificial waterfall, diving boards, and many beautiful women walking around, swimming, and tanning on lavish chairs. Has the camera turns it reveals the image of Carter Macintosh sprawled across a chair of his own, a towel wrapped around his waist. He smiles has the camera comes closer, he tilts his black sunglasses down revealing his eyes aimed directly at the camera. He smirks has he begins to speak.
Macintosh: "Ladies and gentleman, Happy Holidays, salutations from my estate home. Apologies that it's not a white Christmas, not really my style. Christmas however, a a topic I would like to discuss. A time of cheer, of family, of presents, of joy. So now explain to me, how such a holiday breeds such a blasphemous, scurrilous, insulting, caluminative, defamatory, and deprecatory event such has Christmas Carnage. An event which will showcase some of the most vulgar and ostentatious men and women wrestlers that have ever stepped into a ring. Men and women like John Bane, Alice Harris, Dixie Landford, The Bayou Brothers, and Alexander Owens. Now I will attack each of these men and women individually at some point. For now however I would like to go over this event itself."
"Let's look at the card, The Bayou Brothers facing a mystery opponent. If I had anything to say about the bayou brothers, there name fits them, smelly, idiotic, dirty humans with absolutely no redeemable qualities about them. I'd say they'll win, mostly because whoever there opponents are will be knocked out by the smell of these two men."
"What's next. Oh, "The Blandchise" of course. Mr. John Bane shall be fighting the classiest man in the match, although that's like finding the least idiotic women in wild hearts,Jesse Drive, also joining them will be the farm winch Dixie Landford, a women who belongs on a farm, not in a wrestling ring, and the final opponent Lugo, the Tarzan wannabe. What more do I have to say. I have to begrudgingly pick John Bane, if only do to the fact that in a match without disqualifications, he feels like the best fit."
"Ace Andrews and Canary Kid, I don't feel like much more information is required, legendary competitors, and some of the least classy men in the company. So I would have to say that no matter who leaves this match the winner, the true loser is the entire audience."
"Sean Aries and Manik Mercer. Mercer. I can't really find a reason to go with Aries. Mercer is insanely strong. He's also cheap, idiotic, almost Neanderthal like. I don't see him shying away from cheap actions, unlike his much classier opponent."
"Agustin Gates facing Alexander Owens. Oh how I absolutely loath this match. Putting an actual classy individual in this company of barbaric individuals against one of the worst of those barbarians Alexander Owens. This further proving the idiocy of the head members of this company. It won't even be close, Agustin wins, class prevails."
"And finally, Patrick Slaughter facing off against Alex LeBlanc, two Neanderthals butting heads. And yet I bet the room will be filled with cheers for this. Proving my indication of how idiotic these peons we call fans actually are. This entire PPV is a massive insult to anyone with any ounce of actual class. It is a slander of what Christmas is. Hopefully you people will realize how classless this show will be and avoid it entirely."
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Episode 4: The Bane of Existence
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The screen comes in with the bedazzled word "Classic" written across it. The screen fades once again to the outside shot of a house.

Has the scene settles in we are greeted yet again by Mr. Classic himself Carter Macintosh. He lies across a beautiful white couch a glass of champagne in his hand. He wears a beautiful white suit with a gold tie. Looking up at the camera he smiles.
Macintosh: "Ladies and gentlemen welcome back. Class is now in session. And class is the topic of the day. Or rather, lack there off. Today we talk about John Bane. Another example of this company's and it's fan's lack of appreciation for class. Just last night he showed a complete and udder inability to control himself. Opting instead to show complete lack of any decorum."
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Bane looks for a weapon and finds exactly what he is looking for, a smaller bag that came out of the gigantic bag. Bane hops the barricade and goes under the ring, grabbing another table. This time Bane sets it up and empties the contents of said smaller bag onto the table. The glistening of glass is seen along with something that hasn't really been seen in PRW for a while.
Brunswick: GLASS? Doug are those......Are those LEGOS? John Bane has dumped legos all over that table!
Smith: Not just legos and glass...those legos have thumbtacks glued on them! This guy is a damn sick bastard!
Dixie, the trooper that she is, is up and moving about a bit. Bane slides in the ring waiting for Dixie to get back to a base. Dixie, having issues even standing, works her way back into the ring only to have Bane stomp her as she enters. Dixie attempts to fight Bane off but Bane, bloodcrazy from seeing his own blood on his face, overpowers her with a shot to the face. Bane pulls her out to the apron as he follows as he looks to finish off Dixie Lanford with something brutal. Bane picks up Dixie in a powerbomb position, and as we have seen in the past it looks as if Bane is going to running powerbomb her into the table filled with Legos and glass and thumbtacks. Bane runs at full speed as Lanford reverses in mid stride looking to hit the frankensteiner on Bane. Bane though reverses the frankensteiner though and ends up having to eat the table also but Bane gets the knees up just before he lands on the table completing a powerbomb lungblower. Legos, thumbtacks and glass are sticking out of the mangled body of Bane as Lanford got the better of the move, if there is such a thing. Bane screams in pain as Lanford is now not moving and Bane is going into convulsions either from the pain or the blood loss.
"Has shown there, this company has allowed a ruffian to enter there midst. He has been one of many contributors to the loss of any semblance of sanity this company ever had. He has shown no care for the men behind those announce tables who wished simply to do there jobs. He showed no care for his or his opponents safety, opting instead to use broken glass and thumb tacks. A classless and tasteless man with no semblance of hope, or integrity, or class. I am here to change the way that this company thinks. I am here to be a hero to this company. I am here to give a resurgence to class.
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Episode 5: Lost in the Times
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The screen comes in with the bedazzled word "Classic" written across it. The screen fades once again to the outside shot of a house.

Has the scene settles in we are greeted yet again by Mr. Classic himself Carter Macintosh. He lies across a beautiful white couch a glass of champagne in his hand. He wears a beautiful white suit with a gold tie. Looking up at the camera he smiles.
Macintosh: Welcome ladies and gentlemen welcome once again to Macintosh's School of Classic Wrestling. Today we have a very special episode has we discuss the soon to be returning, Joey Nox, a man who was a major contributor to the classless mess that this company has become. Let's begin shall we.
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Sure enough as Joey NOX is telling Sherri off and getting ready to punch her, Xclusiv has managed to get himself crouched behind NOX. The crowd goes from cheering Joey to fearing for him as Xclusiv is ready to deliver the X Marks The Spot. Joey NOX raises his hand to strike Sherri and Xclusiv darts towards him for the X Marks The Spot! Just when it looks like Xclusiv is going to take Joey NOX out with the spear, NOX lets go of Sherri and dives out of the way! The crowd EXPLODES in cheers as Adam Xclusiv has hit Sherri with X Marks The Spot! Sherri flies off the apron and down to the concrete floor, grabbing at her abs after Xclusiv thrusted all of his force into it. Adam Xclusiv takes a quick look at Sherri and grabs at his hair with a panic stricken look, concerned that his girl may be really hurt!
Macintosh: "Do you see, right there? Joey Nox showing absolutely deplorable acts, threatening physical violence in a defenseless woman and putting her into harms way. Causing physical distress and harm to a completely innocent person. This isn't the only moment of deplorable actions from the quote unquote legend of this business."
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Serial grabs Joey NOX by his head and struggles to lift him up to his feet. He pulls Joey NOX up and then puts NOX onto his shoulders with what looks to be the set up for the Serial Killa psycho driver! As soon as Serial has NOX up on his shoulders, the crowd begins to rile up and get ready to "crown his ass" after the psycho driver! Joey NOX begins to wiggle and scramble to try and get off Serial's shoulders, the obvious desperation of the situation easy to read by all watching it. Just when Serial is about to drive NOX down, Joey NOX grabs Serial by his mask and turns it around! Serial is blind! NOX has turned the mask around on Serial! NOX is able to fall behind Serial as the Manic Hispanic tries to fix his mask.
Smith: Brilliant! It all makes sense! Joey NOX is a genius!
Brunswick: He flipped the mask on Serial! What a cheap ass move by Joey NOX. What an absolute dirtbag move!
Joey NOX backs up into the ropes and then darts towards Serial. Right before Serial can fix his mask, Joey NOX DESTROYS Serial with the JOHNNY BRAVO running boot to the back of his head! NOX has delivered another brutal shot to the back of Serial's head, this one absolutely finding its mark! Serial falls to the mat like a sack of shit, face first ass up old school 2 live crew style. The Greek crowd has now gone deftly silent after Joey NOX's borderline douchebag attack. Joey NOX can taste the win at this point, his eyes wide as he pulls Serial up off the mat for what he hopes to be one more time. Joey NOX hooks Serial's head under his arm and ties his legs up in the set up for the NOX OUT. The crowd is deftly silent as Joey NOX lifts Serial up and then PLANTS HIM DOWN on the mat neckfirst with the NOX OUT FISHERMAN BUSTER! The crowd is absolutely dead after watching the Manic Hispanic get dropped on his neck with the fisherman buster. After expanding all of that energy to hit his two big moves, Joey NOX has to dig deep into his reserves to make a cover. He flops an arm over Serial, his eyes staring up at referee Umberto Rivera. Joey NOX closes his eyes and says a silent prayer as Umberto slides into position to make the count.
Macintosh: "Do you see that? Nox taking unfair advantage of great man like serial and turning his mask. Joey has shown time and time that he is not above cheap tactics to win matches but that right there is just deplorable. It is an insult to this company that a man like him was champion using tactics such as these."
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Alex LeBlanc, out of desperation perhaps, tries to claw his way towards the ropes to get up to his feet. His eyes looked glazed and his neck is red and raw from the consistent abuse he's taken in this match thus far. He's on the verge of numbness at this point as he struggles to make his way over towards the ropes. Luckily for Alex, Joey NOX has still lost his cool and is SHOCKED that Alex LeBlanc will not stay down and has shown no signs of surrendering thus far. As The Canadian Wolf is pulling himself up using the ropes, his tag team partner is slowly getting back to remembering that he's in the middle of an amazing Undisputed Title Match. Joey NOX stalks over to Alex LeBlanc, contemplating his next move. He watches as Alex is barely able to stand up even whilst leaning over the ropes, his eyes lighting up at seeing a wounded animal. As Joey NOX gets close enough, Alex LeBlanc perhaps with his last chance of momentum, explodes off the ropes with one more CHIN CHECK SUPERKICK! The crowd roars in anticipation of Joey NOX eating boot but to their dismay, NOX ducks it! NOX ducks under the Chin Check which sends Alex's foot flying over his head. Alex LeBlanc tries to turn back to NOX but walks into a stiff boot to the gut. As soon as Alex LeBlanc doubles over, Joey NOX hooks his head with a front chancery, reaches out to grab his leg and then DROPS him on his head with the NOX OUT Fisherman BUSTER!
Smith:YES!
Brunswick:Oh no! NOX OUT FISHERMAN BUSTER! THAT'S GOT TO BE ALL!
But it isn't for NOX. Even though he's just hit Alex LeBlanc with one of his finishers, Joey NOX knows Alex far too well. He knows that he won't go down that easily, not with the title on the line. Joey NOX holds onto Alex's leg and floats through the NOX out Fisherman buster similar to how Eddie Guerrero would floats through for the 3 Amigos suplexes. Joey NOX rises up a vertical base, still holding onto Alex LeBlanc's head. He gives a quick look out to the crowd and then grabs at Alex LeBlanc's inside leg. With a cold grimace, he HOISTS Alex up in the air and drops him down AGAIN with a SECOND CONSECUTIVE NOX OUT FISHERMAN BUSTER! The crowd GASPS in shock as Alex LeBlanc is now laid out motionless on the mat. Joey NOX sits up after dropping Alex LeBlanc with the second fisherman buster, his eyes filled with perhaps remorse and deep regret. He rolls over onto his stomach and then crawls over to where Alex LeBlanc is laid out at. With a heavy heart, Joey NOX hooks the far leg and presses down onto his tag team partner, brother and best friend. He looks down at Alex and says something that the PRW cameras are able to just barely pick up.
NOX: If you kick out of this one...I swear to god, I'll throw you from the rafters because that's the only way you'll fucking stay down...
Macintosh: "Well folks, I believe that this shows it above all else, this shows Nox for the idiotic simpleton he is. It shows how barbaric and simple minded this man we call a legend really is inside of that messed up head. He shows no care for the common safety of this man, he threatens deplorable acts of violence and makes a remark if throwing a man from the rafters! And this is the man that PRW wants back in the ring? He belongs on a cage like the animal he is. This classless place, needs a man like me, it needs to be taught, it needs to be fixed," he looks down slightly shaking his head, finally sitting straight up, leaning closer to the camera he stares directly into it, "I am the man to do it!"
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