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The Calm Before...; The Nebraska Jones Show Featuring Joey NOX and Alex LeBlanc
Topic Started: Aug 31 2015, 12:33 AM (85 Views)
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It's the Hilton in Abu Dhabi. It's surprisingly cold despite the weather and surprisingly empty despite being in the middle of a bustling economic mecca. By empty, of course, we mean the hotel room of Joey NOX. Joey's been flown out here to Abu Dhabi and for what? Not even he is sure he knows. He stares out the window, his fingers tightly wrapped around his watch. Absent of words but not thought, Joey NOX rolls his watch around in his hands and stares out into the bustling mecca that is Abu Dhabi. In 24 hours, he'll be back in a PRW ring wthout the crutch of a six man or a bunch of other wrestlers to hide behind. He'll be back in the ring opposite a human being with only one person controlling his destiny: himself. Joey's heart is pumping and while his eyes are steady, his heart is beating a mile a minute. Suddenly a groan from behind him eeks out into the room. Joey doesn't take his eyes off the window and just emits a slight giggle as behind him the sounds of a human being shuffling around the room can be heard. NOX calmly turns his body behind him to see Nebraska Jones slowly shuffling towards him. Nebraska is dressed in her usual Sunday attire: a long Brilliant Pair t-shirt and some stained yoga pants (I hope it's not what we think it is). She's sporting a bit of a black eye and has the messy hair of someone who's had quite the night prior. Joey smiles at Nebraska and gives her an eyebrow raise while Nebraska groans oncemore.


NOX: Long night, doll?


Nebraska Jones, grabbing at her forehead: Do you have to be so loud?


NOX: I told you not to go out and party so much.


Nebraska Jones: Yeah well...I'm dumb. There. I'm dumb, dude. How'd I get back to the hotel room?


NOX: Believe it or not, Jesminder Kanal brought you up to your room...except you didn't have a key so she dropped you off here. I slept on the couch and gave you the bed.


Nebraska Jones, sighing: Well that was sweet of you.


NOX: Jesminder didn't seem too happy. I take it you embarrassed her?


Nebraska Jones: I embarrass everybody, dude. My job in PRW consists of four primary responsibilities, 1) embarrass everybody, 2) do the jobs nobody here wants to do because they're spoiled or lazy, 3) win matches and 4) pop the internet.


NOX: At least you're honest about it. Any idea what it was you did?


Nebraska Jones: Last I remember I had my 5th or 6th screwdriver and I was feeling good and spry. I was on a table at the bar doing my best penny loafer shuffle and dude if I would've broken out the whip and the naenae on Abu Dhabi, I would've brought peace to the middle east. I remember seeing Jesminder Kanal and I think I said something like "hey Jes, show me around because I think we're like in your backyard". She took me to the bathroom and I don't remember much after that.


NOX: I'm assuming that's where the shiner came from. I mean I'm no real Matlock but this case seems easy to solve.


Nebaska Jones, rubbing her forehead: Matlock was a lawyer, Colombo was the detective. Why are we talking about 70s television shows when I'm this hungover. And why does my eye hurt?


NOX: Look don't worry about it. You want something to eat? Drink? What would make you happy?


Nebraska Jones: If you could get me a bullet from a nifty revolver that'd be nice. Skip brunch though dude. Let's just say the food service in Abu Dhabi has been Abu Sloppy. Dude why isn't there a camera on me at all times to catch how great I am at words?


Nebraska Jones plops down on the couch and rubs her forehead. Despite the fact that she does professional wrestling for a living, Nebraska doesn't do pain well. She rubs her forehead and cringes, snifling slightly. Joey offers her a bottle of water and she snatches it from his hand. She bites the cap off and starts downing water. As Joey stares at the hungover Swan, he just shakes his head. To her credit, Nebraska Jones has a way to get his mind off of the usual stuff that plagues him. In this case, it's the big face to face with Carlos Cruz. Nebraska slams the water bottle down on the table and coughs a few times. She wipes her mouth and whimpers while Joey NOX stares at her with the most sympathetic look he can muster up.


NOX: Better?


Nebraska Jones: Well my fucking head still hurts, some water just wen down the wrong pipe, I'm wearing puke stained yoga pants outside of my hotel room and I'm pretty sure my roommate like left me to get beat up. Also I got a black eye and no cover up. Oh did I mention I'm in fucking Abu Dhabi and I'd rather be at home?


NOX: To be honest? I'd rather be at home too. I kind of miss Endura.


Nebraska Jones: You ever realize Endura is kind of useless? Like a barbed wire covered buttplug?


NOX: Dude...


Nebraska Jones: I'm not trying to cause problems, Joey babes. I'm just saying she's like...okay can you name one good Endura match? One good Endura promo? Something good she was ever involved in? Endura's best contribution to the planet Earth is her jacking up the abortion rate. I've heard her sex IS NOT even that good. Like her matches, I bet 80% of it consist of her laying around waiting for a three count. People aren't even in love with Endura, they're in love with her surgeon because that dude is the one who put her best features together. The girl has more silicon than all of California. Did I mention she's loose---AND dirty? Like I heard a rumor that her crabs drive volvos down there. She went to the gyno and opened her legs and fireballs shot out like a Super Mario game.


NOX: I thought you were like anti-slut shaming?


Nebraska Jones: Slut shaming? Sure. Thotty acknowledgment? I mean look if you're the Larry Bird of leg spreading, you gotta be pointed out.


NOX, sighing: What am I going to do with you?


Nebraska Jones: Get me more water, get me more alcohol or kill me. I'll take any one of those right about now.


Joey sighs. NOX takes a step toward the mini fridge with the waters inside when there's a knock on the door. Before Joey can say something, Nebraska Jones barks out that the person should come in. Joey turns to her to give her a "what the heck bro?" look and Nebraska just shrugs at him. When she says his facial expression, Nebraska Jones grimaces in pain and whimpers. Joey rolls his eyes, removes a water from the fridge and sees Alex LeBlanc standing there at the door way. Alex steps into the room and closes the door behind him. He and NOX exchange stares and then Alex gives Nebraska a look. He notices her black eye and rubbing her head and cringes. He looks at Joey who immediately picks up what Alex is thinking and sighs.


NOX: No, I didn't.


Alex: Look I know she's hard to deal with but violence..


NOX: Really dude? I didn't hit her.


Alex: So how'd she get the shiner?!


NOX: Ask Jesminder!


Alex: WHO IS JESMINDER?!


Nebraska Jones: Nah it's cool, Alex. These are mine. Ole Joey was a gent and before you ask, the sex was fantastic. Mostly because I carried it.


Alex LeBlanc: I KNEW IT!


NOX: SHE'S GOOFING AROUND, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!


Alex LeBlanc: LIKE I MEAN DUDE THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.


Nebraska Jones: And my pegging game? On fleek.


Alex LeBlanc: PEGGING?!


NOX: STOP TALKING, NEBRASKA!


Alex LeBlanc: Like look I always had my suspicions but this? I mean everybody has their own things....


NOX: YOU TWO GO TO HELL! BOTH OF YOU! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?!


Alex LeBlanc: Well....if you must know...I want to hear what you say to Carlos up close and personal. I want to be there and support you, the same way you supported me. I thought it was the right thing to do. After all you were there whenever I had a tough decision to make. You've always been there for me, bro.


NOX: You know I really appreciate that, bro. It sort of makes this a bit easier?


Alex LeBlanc: Hey, bro...what are friends for?


Alex smiles at NOX and Joey nods. He returns a smile and the two stand there smiling, remembering old times as a team. While a silence falls over the room, Nebraska Jones decides to be THAT person and ruin it.


Nebrasks Jones: Aaaand now kiss!


With a cringe, NOX and Alex both turn to face Nebraska Jones who is on the couch. Nebraska smiles and shrugs, rubbing her head and groaning. Nebraska throws a pillow over her face and screams into it, flailing and acting like a petulant little brat.


Alex to NOX: I can see why you hit her.


NOX: I didn't hit her!
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