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Mac Dempsey Joins PRW; Trailer Park Trash
Topic Started: Jan 4 2015, 03:06 PM (82 Views)
Andrew Suber
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Interior, trailer. Littered dirty kitchen. Children’s toys and soda bottles on the floor. Two little boys run around yelling.

Mac is in his workout gear: sleeveless gray t-shirt and sweatpants. He is sweaty at his kitchen table in a trailer with a brown paper bag of canned beer.

Mac: Shut the hell up, I’m tryin’ to cut a goddamn promo.

Kids: Can we have some soda? Please, please, please.

Mac: No, goddamnit, that soda’s for breakfast. Get out of here, go play in traffic.

The kids leave. Mac shotguns a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. His eyes light up as he sucks down the foamy bear. He wipes the foam with a forearm from the brown stubble around his mouth.

Mac:“Oh, yeah. That hits the spot”

“Hi. I’m the new kid in town. Michael Dempsey.”

“You know how thirsty you get when you mow the lawn in the middle of July? And you just had a bag of vinegar and salt chips? And the air is wet and its hot? That’s when I thirst for an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon.”


Michael spits on the floor and smiles.

“I ain’t just thirsty, though. I’m hungry too.”

"PRW is the best goddamn promotion in the world. I don't mean they're ready for Mac Dempsey, though. "

“I seen the gold. I seen the strap. I know I ain’t much to look at, but I know I got a shot at it. I feel it in my heart. I’m a champion. I feel it all in my body and my head.”


“I seen a lot of hungry in my day. Hungry kids. No food in the fridge. Gotta go out and do something. Tar a roof. Panhandle. Snatch somebody’s chain off their neck.”

Michael nonchalantly pulls another beer out of the brown paper bag on the kitchen table.

“A lot of these guys in PRW had it real easy. I ain’t like that. I’d do an eight hour shift at the warehouse, drink a pot of coffee at the diner and turn in another eight down at the gym. Come home, put my kids to bed, sleep six hours and do it again. Over and over.”

“I’m ready to shoot for the stars. I feel in my heart I’m a somebody. I ain’t nobody. The PRW is the greatest wrestling promotion on Earth. That’s why they need me: the toughest guy around.”

“You got these guys downtown drinking microbrews and shaving their chests. They drive their BMW down to the arena and put in a goddamn two minute match. Flying off the damn ropes in facepaint like its Cirque de Soleil. And they call me a loser? They use seaweed face scrub and pluck their eyebrows. They pay a hunnert dollars for a haircut. My wife does mine in the back yard. They don’t belong in the PRW. They ain’t got no respect.”


Michael takes a long contemplative pull off his cold beer.

“Come on down to my neighborhood, all of you pretty boys. Anytime.”

“Yeah. I’m the new kid in town. And the new kid is spoiling for a fight.”


Finishes the beer and smashes the can with his hand and throws it on the dirty, littered floor of the trailer.
Edited by Andrew Suber, Jan 4 2015, 11:12 PM.
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