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| -THE- story dedicated to rockers and rappers..XD | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 18 2005, 02:32 PM (101 Views) | |
| Cosmik_September | Sep 18 2005, 02:32 PM Post #1 |
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Untitled (Dave\Kurt\Krist vs Tupac\B.I.G\Eminem) Ok so one day in the other world theres this other world fighting Tournament so people were fighting each other. It just so happens that rock n’ roll legend Kurt Cobain, who was the front man of the best band of all time had to fight music world reject Tupac, who got gunned by his own people yet people say he’s living with elephants and bananas in Africa. So they both go into the street, there was no ring in this fight it was in a street so it starts Tupac: yo homie I will brayke yo ass like a shizzle on a hizzle Kurt: whats that , you don’t know about my band Tupac: im cool cause I shot a cop and robbed a 51 inch tube Kurt: and im cool cause my f*ckin band was the best of all time n*gger Tupac: oh you got me mad, im gonna make a gansta party All of a sudden B.I.G and Eminem appear next to Tupac Kurt: 3 on 1 is not my style so… All of a sudden Krist Novoselic and Dave Grohl appear next to Kurt Tupac, BIG, and Eminem: *rapping* one certain member sounding more like a girl then a man Kurt, Dave and Krist: A mulatto, an albino, a MOSQUITO, MY LIBIDO YEY Eminem takes the 1st swing of the night punching Kurt right in the jaw, but Kurt’s all coked out that he doesn’t feel nothing. Meanwhile Tupac and Dave are taking hits for the team. Tupac: *punches Dave 3 times trying to hit his face* Dave: Missed me, Missed me, Missed me. No wonder you got killed *jabs tupac on the chin* Tupac: I bit mah thongue owwwwww Meanwhile Krist is fighting BIG Krist *like the crazy drunkerd he is*: faty get out and loose weight instead of sitting in a record studio talentless and just busting rhymed BIG: kicks Krist in the nuts (cause he so tall and hes so small) Krist: ooooooooooooooooooooh right in the balls ……….oooooooh BIG: *kicks him again* Krist: *squints his eyes like theres alota pain, and there really is then ,puts his hand in a fist and smashes BIG right on the head* Back at Eminem and Kurt Kurt: so how did that cheap excuse of a moooivie feel Eminem: *starts to cry* that was the story of my life and how sh*tty Detroit was to me *pulls out a switch blade and stabs Kurt twice in the shoulder* Kurt: *still doesn’t feel anything cause hes still coked out* you wanna break rules you wanna f*ckin play games ill kill you im not gonna crack! *takes out a Fender Mustang and breaks gear on emimen*, this is not Detroit rap city, it’s the Seattle sound, get used to it. Back at Krist vs BIG Krist: *keeps punching BIG on the face until he’s suffering the most then leaves him on the floor* BIG: somebody shoot me Kurt: for f*ck sake I don’t want to see this guy’s ugly suffering face *and shoots BIG*Now this is for all the marbles, the other 2 fights were meaningless, well for Dave Grohl himself. If Dave hands tupac his ass Nirvana fans (and more) rejoice, if tupac wins… does it matter? YES IT DOES CAUSE NO GRUNGE DRUMMER\GUITARIST WILL KNEEL TO A RAPPER Dave: die screaming f*ckin bloody mess *swings like the drumming on… every Nirvana songs* Tupac: *blocks the punch* my smarts beat your brawn *kicks Dave on the side of histhigh* Dave: don’t think so buddy, im the only Nirvana member to pass have a high school diploma, not quite good enough bro, *punches tupac and breaks his nose and tupac falls on the floor with a concsuion* BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN! A bunch of crips surond Dave holding guns and are ready to shoot him for killing their idol when! ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COMMITED SUICIDE WHEN KURT COBAIN DIED SURROUNDED THOSE CRIPS WITH GUN WITH GUNS OF THEIR OWN AND SHOT THEM ALL AND ALL GANGSTERS\RAPPERS DIED THE END
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| supervegeto | Sep 18 2005, 02:38 PM Post #2 |
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ROFL THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! I loved it except for the fact that the rappers died... again XD |
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| Crying Devil | Sep 18 2005, 09:45 PM Post #3 |
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pw3nd by teh iori
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LOL! thanks cos! i really needed a laugh ^^ |
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6:39 AM Jul 11
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*and shoots BIG*





6:39 AM Jul 11