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Mary (comet) The Rapist; True Story...
Topic Started: Aug 5 2007, 04:55 AM (280 Views)
Yume no Sohen
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I figure I will kick off my return with telling how Mary tried to rape me yesterday...So, we are going to a birthday party. Mary meets the group at the theater for the movie, then decides to come home with us. I choose to ride with Mary and grace her with my wonderful presence. So anyway, we get to his house, and we park outside. I press the electric button to unlock the car, but then Mary locks the car and turns it off, so I can't press the button. Then when the doors are locked, she gives me this longing lusty look, and I am frightened. I was not sure I would make it, so I did what any responsible potential rape victim would do. I yelled rape at the top of my lungs...She opened the car after that...I felt the need to alert the citizens of Raftel to what Mary is...Please, take care of yourselves, my fellow potential rape victims, and learn from my example.
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D:<

I am so gonna murder you for this if I ever see you.
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Demeanor,Aug 5 2007
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D:<

I am so gonna murder you for this if I ever see you.

Murder me? For what, being traumatized and almost raped? That is something to be killed for? Well, if being lusted after and almost raped is a crime, I stand guilty as charged. Punish me as you will ;) .
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Yume no Sohen,Aug 5 2007
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Demeanor,Aug 5 2007
12:18 PM
D:<

I am so gonna murder you for this if I ever see you.

Murder me? For what, being traumatized and almost raped?

No, for slander. D<
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Demeanor,Aug 7 2007
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Yume no Sohen,Aug 5 2007
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Demeanor,Aug 5 2007
12:18 PM
D:<

I am so gonna murder you for this if I ever see you.

Murder me? For what, being traumatized and almost raped?

No, for slander. D<

Nah, Marykins and I cleared this up. Apparently it was a "I wonder if i can kill you and get away with it" look, more than anything. So we are all good now~! Either way, I was almost attacked~!
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You know, a real man would take that sort of stuff and not say anything about it...
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You know, a real man would take that sort of stuff and not say anything about it...


Wow... that was quite the statement...
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Wait, this was SERIOUS? :huh:

Do they even -make- cars that you can't manually unlock?

Also the... sanity of warning people about this sort of thing over the internet is questionable at best...
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People...It was a joke. Really...
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x_o

Where did you get that from?

*steals and gives it back to the dragon she got it from*
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You know, a real man would take that sort of stuff and not say anything about it...

Wow... that was quite the statement...

Agreed. o-o;;

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