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| Garaku | Jun 6 2007, 12:50 AM Post #16 |
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Amazing World!
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Let's see... I think it was in a kicking contest, Chuck Norris split Bruce Lee into 2: Jet Lee and Jackie Chan. A few seconds later, Sanji sent him to the moon. |
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| Ka Tokubi | Jun 6 2007, 01:20 AM Post #17 |
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Godforsaken Scapegoat
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o_O But didn't Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in fight? ... Besides, Bruce Lee is more shuai(handsome) XDD. |
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| Zantetsu | Jun 6 2007, 02:28 AM Post #18 |
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It takes more than two dozen pop culture references to knock down Chuck Norris, which doesn't kill him. ... Did I just say that? I did didn't I?
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| Duo Himura | Jun 6 2007, 02:59 AM Post #19 |
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The Betrayer of the People and a Tyranical Capitalist Pig-Dog
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Yes, Chuck Norris is a completely unexplainable phenomenon. On that note: In the beginning, there was Nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it and told it to get a job. And thus the universe was born. For some reason the "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris" one is like, my favorite, though... But yeah, it's like... "your mom" almost in how weird the whole Chuck Norris thing is. Especially since he only sort of played a cowboy on one show, which doesn't really compare to all of the other bad action films he's been in, but he's still known primarily as a cowboy-type figure... *shrugs* |
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| Lord Pancake | Jun 6 2007, 03:00 AM Post #20 |
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Drinker of Milkshakes
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I'm more of a Clint Eastwood guy, myself. Why? Because Clint Eastwood uses a gun. Oh, and Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart is more awesome than you. But really, the ultimate power in the universe is K'Kruhk's Hat. Don't know what K'Kruhk's Hat is, or who K'Kruhk is for that matter? Not my problem. Look it up or something. So, here's the score: K'Kruhk's Hat > Patrick Stewart > Clint Eastwood > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > Mr. T Thank you and good night. |
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| Digislave #2718281828459 | Jun 6 2007, 06:49 PM Post #21 |
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meh, I once saw the movie Sidekicks starring Chuck Norris in which a boy daydreams about going on adventures with Chuch Norris, then his father finds a martial arts instructor who trains him to enter a tournament at which the boy meets Norris, and making Chuck Norris jokes are immature in my opinion. |
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| leroy_jenkins | Jun 27 2007, 02:07 AM Post #22 |
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Emergency food supply
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The angels sang out in an imaculate chorus as down from the heavens decended Chuck Norris. |
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| Nereginn | Jun 27 2007, 08:16 PM Post #23 |
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Forum Juggalo
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God once noticed the chaos of the world and summoned the three greatest humans in the world. He told them one of them would get a seat next to him on the thrown. The three were Mr. T, Tom Cruise, and Chuck Norris. God asked each of them why they should get a spot next to him. Tom said "I should sit beside you, because I make every scene more beautiful". Mr. T said "I should be beside you, because I can beat anyone who wants to fight you". Chuck Norris merely asked "What are you doing in my spot?" |
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| smurfdude | Jun 28 2007, 02:41 PM Post #24 |
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Onions dont make Chuck Norris cry, Chuck Norris makes onions crap themselvs. And Bruce Lee>everyone else. |
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| Trema | Jun 29 2007, 02:01 PM Post #25 |
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READ THE RULES!
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http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/ Thats all I have to say. |
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| Kanthia | Jul 3 2007, 01:28 AM Post #26 |
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Keeper of the Awesome
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There is a marina on Kanthia's lake that all sorts of crazy cool people have visited. The owner has a picture of himself with Chuck Norris signed by the man himself. Kanthia and her brother now believe that the marina has gone up at least twenty points in hard-coreness. /kanthia |
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| Pierrot | Jul 3 2007, 01:44 AM Post #27 |
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Is casting a spell
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Chuck Norris can play hockey with a basketball and a shoe. |
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| leroy_jenkins | Aug 2 2007, 05:00 AM Post #28 |
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=_imAA0rkxT0 Meatloaf+Chuck Norris = greatness! |
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| Pierrot | Aug 18 2007, 04:42 PM Post #29 |
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Is casting a spell
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When life gives you lemons, Chuck Norris will squeeze the, before you make your lemonade. (made by me) CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper. TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident. One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist. Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk. Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas". If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. |
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| leroy_jenkins | Aug 20 2007, 04:04 PM Post #30 |
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I'm a percussionist! I now will have to check for Chuck at band practice tonight! |
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