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| Pierrot | Jun 4 2007, 09:40 PM Post #1 |
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Chuck Norris Jokes anyone? ------------------------ Chuck Norris should have died 10 years ago.. but Death doesn't have the balls to tell him that. |
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| smurfdude | Jun 5 2007, 10:41 AM Post #2 |
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Oh buddy you just created a monster..... Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird Chuck Norris can speak brail(duno how to spell it) Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris If Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD! Everytime you masterbate Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby. Chuck Norris made minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. Chuck Norris dosnt turn butter he roundhouse kicks a cow and butter comes out. Well I have to go to school now so you've been spared. |
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| Huzzah | Jun 5 2007, 04:39 PM Post #3 |
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oh, a chuck norris thread? are you ready for this!? Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door The best part of waking up, is not folgers in your cup. It's knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves Chuck Norris has already been to mars. That's why there's no signs of life there Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only believes in the element of surprise Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins Chuck Norris can drown a fish The last digit of Pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things When Chuck Norris does push ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the world down There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris Chuck Norris crossed the road. Noone has ever dared question his motives When Chuck Norris smiles, it brings back the dead. Ironically, he only smiles after he kills someone ok, I think that's enough for now
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| Pierrot | Jun 5 2007, 07:34 PM Post #4 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't hide a gun under his pillow, he hides a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris is what makes Cambell's so Mmm Mmm Good. If it smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and looks like chicken; then it probably is chicken. But if Chuck Norris tells you its beef, he's probably right. Whenever you drink Mountain Dew, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in your sperm. You know why they used the atomic bomb on Japan? Because sending Chuck Norris was to inhumane. Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink. We know this drink today as RED BULL. Chuck Norris ejaculated into a firetruck one day. That baby fire truck grew up into Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris can get a perfect SAT score just by writing his name. Chuck Norris once created the greatest Chuck Norris joke of all time. But he didn't hand it in because he doesn't approve of any form of submission. Here's one I just came up with: Chuck Norris could chuck more wood than a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ---------------------------- And Huzzah, I can drown a fish too. It's easy. Stick cotton in its gills. |
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| AC Drawings | Jun 5 2007, 07:43 PM Post #5 |
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Fools! Do you not realize that Mr.T is high above Chuck norris? Sure their arm wrestling match was what created the big bang when Mr. T won, but still, CHuck Norris is only second best. CHuck Norris may hav given Jesus the gifet of beard as one of the 4 wise men, but Mr.T is the universe and God itself! |
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| Rixter | Jun 5 2007, 08:40 PM Post #6 |
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![]() edit: And you can drown a fish. If it's a freshwater fish, put it in saltwater, and vice versa. |
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| Huzzah | Jun 5 2007, 09:37 PM Post #7 |
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that's not drowning it :glare: that would be the equivelant of covering someones face with a pillow. Would they drown? no, they'd suffocate- but it wouldnt be due to choking on water. |
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| Pierrot | Jun 5 2007, 09:40 PM Post #8 |
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But fish can only take in air from the water. Stuffing cotton in its gills makes it so that it can't take the oxygen from the water; thereby, drowning it. |
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| keyblade kitty | Jun 5 2007, 09:53 PM Post #9 |
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Would I be shot if I asked who the hell Chuck Norris is? |
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| smurfdude | Jun 5 2007, 10:01 PM Post #10 |
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*Loads gun* Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris |
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| AC Drawings | Jun 5 2007, 10:41 PM Post #11 |
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Cool Blue Ultimate being and Fire Master. Most Creative guy on R
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Alright, you stole that from Mr.T. we all know MR.T ain't really black, the sun is just afraid to shine on him. and also... *loads bazooka* Start learnin' who Chuck Norris is, Sammy... |
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| keyblade kitty | Jun 6 2007, 12:07 AM Post #12 |
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I went to Wikipedia and it only said that he played in Walker Texas Ranger and is an action star. Why does he deserve his own jokes? *prepares to be shot* |
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| Revolver Oshawott | Jun 6 2007, 12:14 AM Post #13 |
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Agreed, I dunno who he is either. However, I plan to save my ass with this one that I read somewhere: How much Norris could a Norris Chuck Chuck if a Norris Chuck could Chuck Norris? |
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| Huzzah | Jun 6 2007, 12:24 AM Post #14 |
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why does everyone freak out when someone says over 9000? why do we all know what happens when you say "this is madness!" the answer to your question is the same as the answer to any of the above. This vast interweb, it has many fads- Chuck Norris used to be one of the larger ones (especially for those of us who played world of warcraft in the early days.... z0mg!barrenschatlololol) ____________________________________________ Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. edit: btw, he DOES have a pretty awesome roundhouse kick, and used to be some martial arts master |
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| Ka Tokubi | Jun 6 2007, 12:37 AM Post #15 |
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.... hmm... As my dad would say, Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris. o-o *two thumbs up* |
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