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Stupid, yet funny test; HOW SMART ARE YOU!?
Topic Started: Jun 29 2006, 09:47 AM (419 Views)
zoro_lover
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The only one I got right was the bonus one, and that was the one I had to think about for a while, so I think that's called cheating?

And the first two questions weren't worded clearly, so I got confused. DX

I SWEAR IT WAS 5,000!!! XDD
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I got the last three wrong ^ ^
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I got two right i feel special
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got em all right, easy stuff!
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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


Answer: Second Place.

Second Question:


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: Last!

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 .
Now add 10. What is the total?

1040 2040 2070 3070 3090 4100 5000 |5010 is the total|

Fourth Question
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini,
4.Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Mary
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Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pairof
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

...? Don't know; He ASKS?




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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


Answer: Second Place.

Second Question:


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: Last!

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 .
Now add 10. What is the total?

1040 2040 2070 3070 3090 4100 5000 |5010 is the total|

Fourth Question
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini,
4.Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Mary
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Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pairof
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

...? Don't know; He ASKS?




4/5; I'm awesome.




Riiigghhhhhtttttt.................only about as awesome as me. You missed the same one. Fricken math... :angry:
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I got none of them right. Guess I'm an idiot.
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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Second Question:


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 .
Now add 10. What is the total?

Fourth Question
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini,
4.Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Okay, now the bonus round:

Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pairof
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


#1, you're in second.
#2 assuming there's only one lap to this race, you cant overtake the last person because... well, they're in last, so how the hell are you behind them? you're not even in the race.
#3 uh.... 4100
#4 :unsure: nunu?
#5 he just asks. Unless he's mute like the other guy, in which case it really sucks to be him.


edit: *looks at answers*
4/5 not bad.... though #4 makes me want to hit my head on the desk. How did I not see that?
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I got everyone besides the first right... ;_;
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I feel stupid I don't get it. Try explaining it to me and if I don't get it drop the subject.
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