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Random Stories Inspired by Legendary Frog!
Topic Started: Jun 28 2005, 05:55 PM (119 Views)
Digislave #2718281828459
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Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?
Sauron: I want the world!
Cashier: Would you like fries with that?
Sauron: No, I mean yes.
Cashier: That'll be $3.50.
Sauron: What?! I am Sauron, the forger of the ruling ring. The one ring...
TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!
When I conquer the world, I'm going to change the price from $3.50 to... $3.49!
Cashier: Would you like a Ruler-of-the-World meal? There is a $10 discount on the toy.
Sauron: All right, I'll have that.
Cashier: Then that'll be $50.
Sauron: You're fuckin' kidding me! What about the $10 discount?!
Cashier: Oh, did I say discount? I meant raise. The extra money goes to the plan to take over the world.
Sauron: Wait, McDonald's is run by terrorists? I knew it! Wait, you can't rule the world, I'm going to!
Cashier: Here, have some tanning lotion.
Sauron: What's this for?
Cashier: We always give customers tanning lotion.
Sauron: Really?
Cashier: Yes. Put it on now. I mean RIGHT now.
Sauron: Okay.
Cashier: UNLEASH TH FLAMETHROWERS!!!!
Sauron: But I'm not done.
Cashier: Oh.
Sauron: Darn it, the bottle slipped and is rolling away.
Cashier: Hey, come back here. Hey, there's someone in the drive-thru.
Sauron: Hey, where'd that guy go? Oh well, I guess I'll go to Toxic Smell and get a taco. The one taco...
TO RULE THE MALL!!!!
Wait, that wasn't right!
Meanwhile...
Cashier: This is McDonald's, how may I help you?
Customer in the drive-thru: I'll just have a Big Mac.
Cashier: Okay. Please, do not worry about driving away at the speed of light, I am barricading you in now. And remember, the guns are only there if you believe them to be.

Later at Mount Doom...
Sauron: Hey Wayne, guess what!
Wayne: What?
Sauron: You know, how come whenever someone says "guess what", they don't guess, they just say "what"?
Wayne: Were you saying something?
Sauron: Oh right. McDonald's is run by terrorists!
Wayne: Gee, I never would have known.
Sauron: Hey, how come you're wrapped in all those bandages?
Wayne: I got barricaded and shot.
Sauron: ... Ooh! It was K Mart, wasn't it?
Wayne: :angry:

Meanwhile...
Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
Customer: No, you can't.
Cashier: Oh, is that an insult?
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Reina B.
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That's a good one! But, didn't you post that on the 4kids thing? I think I remember reading this on the 4kids site.
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