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| Digislave #2718281828459 | Jun 28 2005, 05:55 PM Post #1 |
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Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you? Sauron: I want the world! Cashier: Would you like fries with that? Sauron: No, I mean yes. Cashier: That'll be $3.50. Sauron: What?! I am Sauron, the forger of the ruling ring. The one ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!! When I conquer the world, I'm going to change the price from $3.50 to... $3.49! Cashier: Would you like a Ruler-of-the-World meal? There is a $10 discount on the toy. Sauron: All right, I'll have that. Cashier: Then that'll be $50. Sauron: You're fuckin' kidding me! What about the $10 discount?! Cashier: Oh, did I say discount? I meant raise. The extra money goes to the plan to take over the world. Sauron: Wait, McDonald's is run by terrorists? I knew it! Wait, you can't rule the world, I'm going to! Cashier: Here, have some tanning lotion. Sauron: What's this for? Cashier: We always give customers tanning lotion. Sauron: Really? Cashier: Yes. Put it on now. I mean RIGHT now. Sauron: Okay. Cashier: UNLEASH TH FLAMETHROWERS!!!! Sauron: But I'm not done. Cashier: Oh. Sauron: Darn it, the bottle slipped and is rolling away. Cashier: Hey, come back here. Hey, there's someone in the drive-thru. Sauron: Hey, where'd that guy go? Oh well, I guess I'll go to Toxic Smell and get a taco. The one taco... TO RULE THE MALL!!!! Wait, that wasn't right! Meanwhile... Cashier: This is McDonald's, how may I help you? Customer in the drive-thru: I'll just have a Big Mac. Cashier: Okay. Please, do not worry about driving away at the speed of light, I am barricading you in now. And remember, the guns are only there if you believe them to be. Later at Mount Doom... Sauron: Hey Wayne, guess what! Wayne: What? Sauron: You know, how come whenever someone says "guess what", they don't guess, they just say "what"? Wayne: Were you saying something? Sauron: Oh right. McDonald's is run by terrorists! Wayne: Gee, I never would have known. Sauron: Hey, how come you're wrapped in all those bandages? Wayne: I got barricaded and shot. Sauron: ... Ooh! It was K Mart, wasn't it? Wayne: :angry: Meanwhile... Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order? Customer: No, you can't. Cashier: Oh, is that an insult? |
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| Reina B. | Jun 28 2005, 06:37 PM Post #2 |
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That's a good one! But, didn't you post that on the 4kids thing? I think I remember reading this on the 4kids site. |
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