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Captain Yolo; He's Our Hero; Yolo: The Musical
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Topic Started: Jan 12 2014, 04:23 AM (91 Views)
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Jan 12 2014, 04:23 AM
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We come into Doug Smith sitting at home. He's watching the 2013 NEW Era London Brawl, live on Pay Per View. (Which only cost him $59.99) He's watching intently as his idol, The Sensational One, Romeo Stylez, pins World Heavyweight Champion, James Stall, and finally ends Stall's 239 day reign. Smith looks longingly at Romeo holding up the belt. Suddenly the room goes quiet as strange music appears from nowhere. We zoom in on Doug Smith's face.
Doug Smith I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
We see a split screen shot of Doug Smith and Romeo Stylez.
Doug Smith To be like him is my real test, to beat him is my cause!
We suddenly begin a cheesy training montage, starting with Doug running down the street in a hoodie.
Doug Smith I will train as hard as I can, searching for some pride.
Now he's in a freezer boxing with giant frozen meat.
Doug Smith Each day I train, I understand, the power that's inside!
He's running up a giant flight of stairs now.
Doug Smith NEW ERA! It's up to me. I know it's my destiny!
He's cracking eggs and putting them into a blender.
Doug Smith NEW ERA! Romeo'll be my best friend. His legacy, I'll defend!
He's doing push ups as we zoom in on his determined sweaty face. It goes up and down as he sings.
Doug Smith NEW ERA! My heart is true. My courage will pull me through!
We see him stitching a mask together.
Doug Smith He'll teach me what to do, in NEW ERA!
We see Doug Smith putting on the mask and turning into Captain Yolo.
Captain Yolo Gotta work like Stylez, gotta work like Sty-ee-ilez! NEW ERA!
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We see Captain Yolo walking backstage at a NEW Era house event. He's not booked to compete but wanted to see if he could run into his idol, World Heavyweight Champion, Romeo Stylez. Instead he runs into Romeo's best friend, Johnny Bloomers, who is holding a microphone.
Johnny Bloomers Captain Yolo, can I get an interview?
Captain Yolo puts an arm around Johnny's shoulders.
Captain Yolo Yessir, Mr. Bloomers. Ask away, Captain Yolo has nothing to hide!
Johnny nods and looks down for a second.
Johnny Bloomers W-well, in your words, can you tell us, who is Captain Yolo?
Suddenly strange music begins to play again as Johnny looks around in utter confusion. Captain Yolo begins to sing.
Captain Yolo CAPTAIN YOLO! He's our hero! Gonna cut the bad guys down to zero!
Johnny looks utterly confused until he suddenly holds up his microphone and starts singing himself!
Johnny Bloomer You have powers, magnified! And you're fighting on the heroes side!
Captain Yolo nods and pats the interviewer on the back.
Captain Yolo CAPTAIN YOLO! I'm a hero! Going to entertain for all of this year-o!
Johnny steps drops to his knees and belches into the mic like he's performing at the Grammy's.
Johnny Bloomers You're going to help us put asunder! Bad guys who want to cheat and plunder!
Out of nowhere a group of children appear, all wearing Captain Yolo masks.
Children We're the Yoloteers, you can be one too! Saving NEW Era is the thing to do! Cheating and lieing is not the way! Hear what Captain Yolo, has to say!
Captain Yolo steps out front and center.
Captain Yolo THE POWER IS YOURS!
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We see the Yoloteers sitting in the same house from earlier watching NEW Era Wrestling. On the screen we see scenes of Kerryn Kali, Nightmare, Kyle Travis, and RAW Randy Altzer doing horrible things. Once again the music cuts in and the Yoloteers begin singing.
Yoloteers YOLO! Because you only live one time!
SWAG OUT! Gotta prepare for game time!
DIS STUFF CRAY! So he's gotta fight crime!
Captain'll save the day!
We see Captain Yolo in the ring with 5 sketchy looking thugs. They perform a very choreographed fight with Yolo constantly pwning them n00bz.
Yoloteers FIGHTING BAD! TRYING TO SAVE NEW ERA! HERE HE COMES JUST IN TIME, ITS CAPTAIN YOLO!
Captain Yolo stands triumphantly surrounded by the fallen baddies.
Yoloteers YOLO TIME!
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